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Kevin Smith
8:42 am on March 12, 2010 GMT+1|
ThatKevinSmith: My tires were slashed & I almost crashed, but the Lord had mercy. And my machine she's a dud, I'm stuck in the mud...
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Kevin Smith
8:40 am on March 12, 2010 GMT+1|
ThatKevinSmith: IT'S A TOWN FULL OF LOSERS, AND I'M PULLING OUT OF HERE TO WIIIIIIIIIIIN! Take over, Big Man.
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Kevin Smith
8:39 am on March 12, 2010 GMT+1|
ThatKevinSmith: "Well I got this guitar, and I learned how to make it talk." Fuck, if that ain't pure poetry...
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Kevin Smith
8:38 am on March 12, 2010 GMT+1|
ThatKevinSmith: SWIIIITCH!!! Working class hero time. Don't run back inside, darling; you know JUST what I'm here for. I'm here for Boss Lyrics. #BRUUUUUCE!
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Kevin Smith
8:33 am on March 12, 2010 GMT+1|
ThatKevinSmith: I'll tell your mama. I'll tell your friends. I'll tell anyone whose heart can comprehend.
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Kevin Smith
8:29 am on March 12, 2010 GMT+1|
ThatKevinSmith: They said it wouldn't last. We had to prove them wrong. 'cause I've learned in the past that love will never do without you. #Jimmy&Terry!
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Peter Alton
8:27 am on March 12, 2010 GMT+1|
peteralton: Health Reform Myths - http://nyti.ms/d3lJkK
EVEN KRUGMAN THINKS THIS CAN WORK!
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Kevin Smith
8:27 am on March 12, 2010 GMT+1|
ThatKevinSmith: SWIIIIITCH!!! For the next 10 minutes, no her name ain't "Baby". It's Janet. Ms. Jackson, if you're nasty. #OnlyRhythmNationLyrics
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Perez Hilton
8:26 am on March 12, 2010 GMT+1|
PerezHilton: @Frankmusik I was disappointed in her album.
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Kevin Smith
8:23 am on March 12, 2010 GMT+1|
ThatKevinSmith: Via EasyReader "YOUR SUCH A FUCKTARD CRYING LIKE A LITTLE BITCH ABOUT NOT GETTING WHAT YOU WANT" Psst: we're playing a song lyrics game #RIF
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Ken Jeong
8:21 am on March 12, 2010 GMT+1|
kenjeong: RT @DanielleNeil: Oh how I love #Community, hilarious tonight! Best line from @kenjeong Senior Chang: Hey Phantom Menace, how's the trad ...
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Kevin Smith
8:19 am on March 12, 2010 GMT+1|
ThatKevinSmith: There's an army on the dance floor. It's a fashion with a gun, my love. In a room without a door, a kiss is not enough. #TheFursMotherfucker
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Peter Alton
8:19 am on March 12, 2010 GMT+1|
peteralton: AS HEATH CARE REFORM DEBATE comes to a boil!!!! http://youtu.be/5J67xJKpB6c
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macstarr: Fur reals, Lady Gaga and Miss B kick ass in this new video. Art. http://www.eonline.com/site/index.shtml
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Perez Hilton
8:08 am on March 12, 2010 GMT+1|
PerezHilton: @brucestarr29 Beyond epic!
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David Blue
8:02 am on March 12, 2010 GMT+1|
DavidBlue: If you like things that are awesome, sexy & badass, you should watch this... & then retweet the hell out of it! --http://tinyurl.com/ya7tb9g
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Adam Curry
7:58 am on March 12, 2010 GMT+1|
adamcurry: No Agenda Bookclub: http://curry.com/?p=2128
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David Blue
7:55 am on March 12, 2010 GMT+1|
DavidBlue: @nicofopolous for the win.
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macstarr: oh LOST, why are u making me like Ben Linus? Why? Why?
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Brett Gurewitz
7:51 am on March 12, 2010 GMT+1|
OblivionPact: My dog just got skunked in face! 2 bottles of tomato juice l8r, bathrm looks like scene from slasher movie, whole house reeks, FML #fb
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Kevin Smith
7:49 am on March 12, 2010 GMT+1|
ThatKevinSmith: I shatter emcees just like glass. Voted the best looking in the senior class. I'm hungry, man. You eat; I'll pass. I think that I have gas.
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Soleil Moon Frye
7:44 am on March 12, 2010 GMT+1|
moonfrye: So close to giving away this prize! Join now 2 try+win. Good luck twitterville http://www.moonfrye.com/profiles/blogs/toddler-gift-giveaway
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dhlawrencexvii: Gonna be playing the part of Multiple Sclerosis in a web series on living with MS. I'm now playing incurable diseases.
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dhlawrencexvii: I'm thinking some boneless wangs an' some bleu cheese is in mah immediate future #BuffaloWildWings
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dhlawrencexvii: Exhausted, but have a killer audition to prep for; I love that I'm not just the Hair Club president, I'm a client too #rehearsaltheapp
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Kevin Smith
7:40 am on March 12, 2010 GMT+1|
ThatKevinSmith: You calling me a thief? Please - don't even try it. Sit down, eat your slice of pizza & be quiet. #Virgin?!HoneyNeededaSlap!
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Sara T
7:38 am on March 12, 2010 GMT+1|
saratea: Craving vegan hot wings...suggestions?
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dhlawrencexvii: @drew_crothers I would think that we're at different ends of the script usage timeline: they help writers, we help actors
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Kevin Smith
7:34 am on March 12, 2010 GMT+1|
ThatKevinSmith: Everyone saw me on the last album cover: holding a pistol, something far from a lover. Beside my brother, S-C-O-T-T... #iJustLaugh
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Kevin Smith
7:32 am on March 12, 2010 GMT+1|
ThatKevinSmith: Took off all his clothes & then she said, good night suckah! And burned the bed! So treat your woman right or hit that burning bed at night.
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Perez Hilton
7:22 am on March 12, 2010 GMT+1|
PerezHilton: @LadyGaGa Can you make me a sandwich, please? Thanks.
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Diablo Cody
7:19 am on March 12, 2010 GMT+1|
diablocody: @listentolorene You're huge in Hungary; I'm hungry and huge.
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MC Hammer
7:10 am on March 12, 2010 GMT+1|
MCHammer: @LisaMurray can you see this ? http://twitpic.com/181qo8
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MC Hammer
7:08 am on March 12, 2010 GMT+1|
MCHammer: @Jezriyah Got it ...thanks.
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Felicia Day
7:08 am on March 12, 2010 GMT+1|
feliciaday: @sixdeaftaxis yeah we have the eps for sale on iTunes!
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Josh Groban
7:01 am on March 12, 2010 GMT+1|
joshgroban: Only if you're nervous or singing for Mormons. RT @Kachina_Wuti someone told me coffee is bad for vocal chords. is it true?
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MC Hammer
7:00 am on March 12, 2010 GMT+1|
MCHammer: Yea I see that now... It's a hacker !!!
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Kevin Smith
6:59 am on March 12, 2010 GMT+1|
ThatKevinSmith: (2/2) in self, you're twice defeated in the race of life. W/confidence you win before you even start. Marcus Garvey said the dickless part.
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Kevin Smith
6:56 am on March 12, 2010 GMT+1|
ThatKevinSmith: (1/2) @KIRedford "wanna compare dick sizes?" If you're willing to whip it out to compare, you've already won. If you have no confidence in
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Kerry Rhodes
6:52 am on March 12, 2010 GMT+1|
kerryrhodes: @JetsGirl74 thx
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MC Hammer
6:50 am on March 12, 2010 GMT+1|
MCHammer: [@MCHammer]ヴェネツィア出ます... ：（...ドイツがオフに..そしてLAの1040 Premeir！：） http://twitpic.com/181i6e (via @celeb_in_ja)
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MC Hammer
6:49 am on March 12, 2010 GMT+1|
MCHammer: [@MCHammer]SeeHerFace：レディース私はこのフィットを掘る！をどう考えるか？ http://twitpic.com/181j3x (via @celeb_in_ja)
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MC Hammer
6:48 am on March 12, 2010 GMT+1|
MCHammer: They even got it in Japan...the link works !!!
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MC Hammer
6:47 am on March 12, 2010 GMT+1|
MCHammer: @Mia that's your ISP !!!! The link is live ... Not protected ..SMH
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Diablo Cody
6:45 am on March 12, 2010 GMT+1|
diablocody: @BigAlPeoplesPal It's so much more fun to play God with the scissors, even though it only works out about half the time!
