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Penn Jillette
1:07 am on February 6, 2012 GMT+1|
pennjillette: Yup, that was me on the Celebrity Apprentice commercial (I didn't see it, I'm working on my book) and my charity is "Opportunity Village."
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Penn Jillette
12:18 am on February 6, 2012 GMT+1|
pennjillette: @spitakularr @pennsunday You bet your sweet ass.
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Todd Barry
12:03 am on February 6, 2012 GMT+1|
toddbarry: @Mom101 whoops!
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Todd Barry
11:24 pm on February 5, 2012 GMT+1|
toddbarry: #iLikeWhenYou call the fire dept. when you see that I'm on fire.
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Todd Barry
9:37 pm on February 5, 2012 GMT+1|
toddbarry: Woman brought fruit salad on to plane. Why make traveling more miserable than it already is?
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Penn Jillette
9:30 pm on February 5, 2012 GMT+1|
pennjillette: @jrswam @DamnedJuggler Take this down. Nothing is happening.
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Penn Jillette
9:23 pm on February 5, 2012 GMT+1|
pennjillette: We are doing the first "Penn's Sunday School" on 2/19 with a test rehersal on 2/12 - today just doing mic and computer checks. @PennSunday
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Penn Jillette
9:16 pm on February 5, 2012 GMT+1|
pennjillette: Vintage Nude Studios getting ready Penn's Sunday School Podcast. Wanna be part of The Congregation? Learn Ustream.TV & @PennSunday
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Todd Barry
9:10 pm on February 5, 2012 GMT+1|
toddbarry: I co-own every sports bar in NYC. Use promo code TODDSUPERB & get a free guava Jell-o shot. Tonight only.
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Russell Brand
7:27 pm on February 5, 2012 GMT+1|
rustyrockets: Super Bowl?Football? West Ham beat Millwall yesterday by kicking a ball with their feet. We must review our priorities.
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Russell Brand
7:22 pm on February 5, 2012 GMT+1|
rustyrockets: We can't solve problems by using the same kind of thinking we used when we created them- Einstein. What a twerp.
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Penn Jillette
7:13 pm on February 5, 2012 GMT+1|
pennjillette: @AkersBrandy Wow. Thanks so much.
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Todd Barry
7:09 pm on February 5, 2012 GMT+1|
toddbarry: Flying home on Super Bowl Sunday. It's going to be plane full of poets.
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Penn Jillette
6:46 pm on February 5, 2012 GMT+1|
pennjillette: RT @Twitta_Please: @pennjillette @PennSunday Hydro-Therapeutic Stimulator. Genius. http://t.co/55xqrwDa
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Penn Jillette
6:08 pm on February 5, 2012 GMT+1|
pennjillette: RT @jrswam: King Center of the Performing Arts: @pennjillette & @MrTeller LIVE - Feb 9 http://t.co/h2gzFpAT Seats still available
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Penn Jillette
6:08 pm on February 5, 2012 GMT+1|
pennjillette: @LiberTBelle Thanks so much
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Penn Jillette
6:07 pm on February 5, 2012 GMT+1|
pennjillette: @ColinKrieger Yup, and I'm flattered.
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Penn Jillette
6:07 pm on February 5, 2012 GMT+1|
pennjillette: @mchasewalker @eppylover @chrishayes Thanks so much
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Penn Jillette
6:06 pm on February 5, 2012 GMT+1|
pennjillette: @phatfriday Thanks so much
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Alan Carr
3:36 pm on February 5, 2012 GMT+1|
AlanCarr: Whats the etiquette when your dog sniffs a snowmans crotch?
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Alan Carr
2:11 pm on February 5, 2012 GMT+1|
AlanCarr: How cute is this snowman http://t.co/WUrBVGns
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Alan Carr
2:05 pm on February 5, 2012 GMT+1|
AlanCarr: Just been told by the vet that calling your dog Beverley is ' not acceptable' - charming!
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Penn Jillette
11:50 am on February 5, 2012 GMT+1|
pennjillette: @cyantist 2 hundred grand.
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Penn Jillette
11:50 am on February 5, 2012 GMT+1|
pennjillette: RT @jrswam: The Mahaffey: @pennjillette & @MrTeller Live - Feb 10 http://t.co/68NUGxwk Seats still available
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Penn Jillette
11:38 am on February 5, 2012 GMT+1|
pennjillette: @beastie3711 Thanks so much
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Penn Jillette
11:10 am on February 5, 2012 GMT+1|
pennjillette: @JudgeWapner10 Thank you.
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Penn Jillette
8:20 am on February 5, 2012 GMT+1|
pennjillette: @LiberTBelle Nice to meet you.
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Penn Jillette
8:20 am on February 5, 2012 GMT+1|
pennjillette: @manof1000ages You were great.
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Todd Barry
7:29 am on February 5, 2012 GMT+1|
toddbarry: @andylevy I did a bunch of episodes. Not sure when they'll air!
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Penn Jillette
5:52 am on February 5, 2012 GMT+1|
pennjillette: @kazoo232 @ActuallyNPH Yes, and thanks again.
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Todd Barry
4:51 am on February 5, 2012 GMT+1|
toddbarry: @RobCantrell Exactly.
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Todd Barry
4:26 am on February 5, 2012 GMT+1|
toddbarry: Dudes in white hummer limo ruining experience by blasting terrible music.
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Penn Jillette
4:02 am on February 5, 2012 GMT+1|
pennjillette: @JudgeWapner10 we will happily sign anything.
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Penn Jillette
4:02 am on February 5, 2012 GMT+1|
pennjillette: @petersonwk0 @The3OfClubs Our entire adult lives.
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Penn Jillette
1:21 am on February 5, 2012 GMT+1|
pennjillette: @Rose75 Sure.
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Penn Jillette
12:37 am on February 5, 2012 GMT+1|
pennjillette: @joeparadox . . . and Penn liked it.
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Penn Jillette
12:03 am on February 5, 2012 GMT+1|
pennjillette: @LiberTBelle We'll try to be good.
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Todd Barry
11:43 pm on February 4, 2012 GMT+1|
toddbarry: #YouKnowIHateWhen I want to grab a quick coffee & they say "we're brewing a fresh pot now, it'll be another 20 seconds."
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Todd Barry
11:38 pm on February 4, 2012 GMT+1|
toddbarry: #YouKnowIHateWhen I go to Bentley dealership b/c they're having a sale, but by the time I get there the sale is over
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Todd Barry
11:31 pm on February 4, 2012 GMT+1|
toddbarry: #YouKnowIHateWhen I hide a million $ cash in a "secret" place, then I FORGET WHERE THE SECRET PLACE IS!
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Todd Barry
11:30 pm on February 4, 2012 GMT+1|
toddbarry: I will now participate in the trending topic #YouKnowIHateWhen
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Todd Barry
11:19 pm on February 4, 2012 GMT+1|
toddbarry: RT @Degrell: Great job by @toddbarry on the season premiere of Delocated! http://t.co/x0E0DYDx
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Penn Jillette
11:14 pm on February 4, 2012 GMT+1|
pennjillette: @USSJoin They don't profess real love, they profess the "love" of the bible, which is hatred of life, but they're real people and good.
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Penn Jillette
11:08 pm on February 4, 2012 GMT+1|
pennjillette: @USSJoin That's awful. Well, no one hates religion more than me, but I love people. But, that's so awful.
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Penn Jillette
11:03 pm on February 4, 2012 GMT+1|
pennjillette: @tjtrusty @billmaher No jab at me, I never said ponytails look good on men.