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Will Wheaton (b. July 29, 1972 in Burbank, California) is a known actor, writer, blogger and technologist, best known for his appearance on Star Trek: The Next Generation.

  • wilw: @Dammit_Liz yeah, that really chases the clouds away.

    04:32:56 am on August 31, 2010 |

     
  • wilw: Me: I wish my dogs were here to say something to me. Dogs: We'd say that we're waiting for you at home, dad. Me: I know. I miss you.

    01:07:29 am on August 31, 2010 |

     
  • wilw: @budgie I can't believe you're already up to 91 days, Budgie. It seems like you just started this. That's pretty amazing, man.

    12:39:05 am on August 31, 2010 |

     
  • wilw: you may ask yourself, "well, how did i get here?" http://bit.ly/9GIDgG

    11:48:13 pm on August 30, 2010 |

     
  • wilw: @loresjoberg In my timeline, these tweets are interspersed with @safety warning about the Tweetdeck phishing scam. This amuses me greatly.

    11:43:44 pm on August 30, 2010 |

     
  • wilw: OMG today's Penny Arcade is fucking GENIUS. http://bit.ly/cawB8R Fuh-huh-king jee-nee-you-us.

    11:42:25 pm on August 30, 2010 |

     
  • wilw: Not only do I love my job, I love the people I work with. I really am the luckiest guy in the world. http://twitpic.com/2jqmrw

    08:01:33 pm on August 30, 2010 |

     
  • wilw: Sitting off set with Felicia, Neil, and Chris. We talk between takes, then when they roll, the mobiles come out and we're all online.

    07:17:33 pm on August 30, 2010 |

     
  • wilw: Brannigan's Law is like Brannigan's love: hard and fast. #mondaymorningzapp

    06:35:27 pm on August 30, 2010 |

     
  • wilw: @nwcorca I'm mostly attending this year (I think I've earned it). I'll post about it on my blog later this week.

    03:29:51 pm on August 30, 2010 |

     
  • wilw: ZOMG @Molly23's hipster dinosaurs are featured in Geekosystem today!! http://bit.ly/bkyLhc

    03:15:06 pm on August 30, 2010 |

     
  • wilw: Holy shit. Four days until PAX.

    03:11:24 pm on August 30, 2010 |

     
  • wilw: @pvponline Hey! You won a Harvey Award! Congratulations, you magnificent bastard!

    02:57:43 pm on August 30, 2010 |

     
  • wilw: Manny Ramirez' final act as a Dodger: ejected for arguing strikes while pinch hitting with the bases loaded. Good riddance, you douchebag.

    06:23:34 am on August 30, 2010 |

     
  • wilw: @PFTompkins That, sir, is just plain mean. Signed, I miss that show, too.

    03:35:33 am on August 30, 2010 |

     
  • wilw: @hotdogsladies somewhere out on the range. Wokka wokka.

    02:50:51 am on August 30, 2010 |

     
  • wilw: Congratulations, Jim Parsons! So now I get to play a nemesis to an Emmy winning actor?! Awesome.

    02:46:12 am on August 30, 2010 |

     
  • wilw: Last night, I went to Cirque du Soleil. Today, I went to the PNE. I'm fuckin' CULTURED, y'all. Eh.

    01:25:31 am on August 30, 2010 |

     
  • wilw: @PFTompkins It's way more effective if you threaten to unfollow them for not doing what you want.

    01:21:48 am on August 30, 2010 |

     
  • wilw: Hi there, I'm twelve years-old. Hurr. Hurr. Hurr. http://twitpic.com/2jhjzk

    11:23:53 pm on August 29, 2010 |

     
  • wilw: For the first time in forever, I care about the Emmys. Jim Parsons seriously deserves to win.

    09:38:50 pm on August 29, 2010 |

     
  • wilw: Paperback edition of book: $6. Kindle edition of same book: $9.99. Something's wrong here, Amazon.

    07:43:13 pm on August 29, 2010 |

     
  • wilw: RT @TB5918: @bonniegrrl Who's the Bossk? #BosskDay #starwars http://twitpic.com/2j7qse

    05:35:42 am on August 29, 2010 |

     
  • wilw: Hey, the guy who used the urinal before me had asparagus for dinner! #grossbuttrue

    05:25:52 am on August 29, 2010 |

     
  • wilw: @hijinksensue Look up, look down, now look at Mister Frying Pan!

    05:19:59 am on August 29, 2010 |

     
  • wilw: I just had tomato sorbet. It was delicious, but very weird.

    02:40:11 am on August 29, 2010 |

     
  • wilw: Tonight I learned: 1) Kevin Costner has a band. 2) That band is on tour, 3) That band is playing at the PNE tomorrow afternoon.

    09:11:54 am on August 28, 2010 |

     
  • wilw: @levarburton Can you believe that?! They promised me a box set when I did the documentary for it, and never delivered. I am disappoint.

    05:14:23 am on August 28, 2010 |

     
  • wilw: @kmcgivney sigh. Fine. I won't wear it anymore.

    03:53:47 am on August 28, 2010 |

     
  • wilw: How you know you're at GD, part XXXVI ... http://twitpic.com/2isqhw

    02:15:02 am on August 28, 2010 |

     
  • wilw: Celebrating my late calltime today by watching The Muppet Show on DVD. Yaaaaaay!! [kermitflail]

    11:24:38 pm on August 27, 2010 |

     
  • wilw: @Matt_LRR Well, yeah. That's just SCIENCE, man.

    11:14:25 pm on August 27, 2010 |

     
  • wilw: Dear Vancouver drivers: why so angry? Also, please stop trying to run me over at every intersection. My best, Wil

    11:13:03 pm on August 27, 2010 |

     
  • wilw: For some reason, Rush sounds just a little bit better than they already do when I'm in Canada.

    10:32:30 pm on August 27, 2010 |

     
  • wilw: @Dammit_Liz um. Yeah. That doesn't rhyme at all. I am disappoint.

    10:09:50 pm on August 27, 2010 |

     
  • wilw: @Dammit_Liz are they in a can? Did they come from a man in a factory downtown? I NEED ANSWERS!

    09:56:54 pm on August 27, 2010 |

     
  • wilw: RT mdsteele47: @wilw Venn Diagram is the name of my A Perfect Circle cover band made entirely of mathematics teachers. // Dude. <3

    09:54:09 pm on August 27, 2010 |

     
  • wilw: @BadAstronomer I think that Venn diagram is almost a perfect circle.

    09:35:37 pm on August 27, 2010 |

     
  • wilw: @BadAstronomer ((people who don't understand physics (people who want to sue to stop the LHC) people who don't understand US law))

    09:21:18 pm on August 27, 2010 |

     
  • wilw: Holy crap. This guy made a Codex and Fawkes screensaver for his nook that looks really awesome: http://bit.ly/9ct7uW

    09:19:33 pm on August 27, 2010 |

     
  • wilw: That SEO copywriter joke isn't mine; I RT'd it from @pablo100. A lot of folks are RTing it in a way that makes it look like I wrote it.

    09:01:22 pm on August 27, 2010 |

     
  • wilw: @JoshOiknine That RT makes it look like I came up with it. Make sure you give credit to @pablo100; it was his joke.

    08:59:30 pm on August 27, 2010 |

     
  • wilw: @pablo100 That SEO joke is one of the funniest things I've ever read. Nicely done. (I saw it on Geekosystem this morning.)

    08:56:29 pm on August 27, 2010 |

     
  • wilw: RT @pablo100: How many SEO copywriters does it take to change a lightbulb, light bulb, bulb, lamp, light, eco-bulb, bulbs, fluorescent t ...

    08:55:18 pm on August 27, 2010 |

     
  • wilw: @shanenickerson okay, two things.

    12:09:25 am on August 27, 2010 |

     
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