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Warren Ellis is a British author of books, comics, novels, and television, well known for sociocultural commentary, both through his online presence and his writing.

  • warrenellis: @chris_mcmahon Yeah, but internet uptake was slow in the UK.

    09:49:55 pm on August 24, 2010 |

     
  • warrenellis: @ianfurness No, Compuserve was my first ISP, 1994 approx.

    09:47:21 pm on August 24, 2010 |

     
  • warrenellis: I didn't get online until 1994, at a speed of 1200bps. Which is the speed of getting a badger to fetch mail for you.

    09:44:41 pm on August 24, 2010 |

     
  • warrenellis: .@cascio hey, when I was 20 we'd gotten computers small enough to fit in a single room, okay?

    09:33:26 pm on August 24, 2010 |

     
  • warrenellis: The internet is the music-playing device I would have killed for when I was 20.

    09:27:51 pm on August 24, 2010 |

     
  • warrenellis: @McKelvie If it's any consolation, your followers are probably as penniless as you.

    07:38:20 pm on August 24, 2010 |

     
  • warrenellis: RT @somebadideas: So sad. RT @AkiYanagi Satoshi Kon, director of Perfect Blue, Paprika, & many others has died. 47. Please rest in peace...

    07:36:52 pm on August 24, 2010 |

     
  • warrenellis: Off to the pub. It'll be a quiet day from me, as I'm working today so I can get drunk in London tomorrow. Enjoy your day.

    01:24:53 pm on August 24, 2010 |

     
  • warrenellis: yes perhaps he was just trying not to throw up BUT I PREFER TO BELIEVE OTHERWISE THANK YOU VERY MUCH

    01:23:46 pm on August 24, 2010 |

     
  • warrenellis: @Necronomicox Glad to send some eyeballs your way.

    09:01:59 pm on August 23, 2010 |

     
  • warrenellis: @kierongillen whichever one made @McKelvie weep the most

    08:11:49 pm on August 23, 2010 |

     
  • warrenellis: @rigel2100 http://www.warrenellis.com/?p=10078

    07:14:08 pm on August 23, 2010 |

     
  • warrenellis: @andyhawkes This is the plan.

    07:07:18 pm on August 23, 2010 |

     
  • warrenellis: Good morning, sinners. Hands off cocks, on with socks. Or, you know, whatever the local equivalent of either is.

    01:16:44 pm on August 23, 2010 |

     
  • warrenellis: @Wossy happy anniversary.

    01:15:29 pm on August 23, 2010 |

     
  • warrenellis: @DoctorTran37 thank you.

    01:09:17 pm on August 23, 2010 |

     
  • warrenellis: @xenijardin Ja, was an au pair and a milkmaid, tank you very much

    06:47:05 pm on August 22, 2010 |

     
  • warrenellis: @texanne1 You missed the bit in a 120-character post where I wrote "serious crimes," then.

    10:11:27 pm on August 21, 2010 |

     
  • warrenellis: @thatswedishgirl Not the first time Expressen's tried to take out an Aftonbladet journalist...

    10:09:51 pm on August 21, 2010 |

     
  • warrenellis: @nathanwilson0 Thank you.

    09:40:19 pm on August 21, 2010 |

     
  • warrenellis: @spidler hence the joke, yes.

    09:40:03 pm on August 21, 2010 |

     
  • warrenellis: Whenever I'm being threatened by the US Government, the first thing I do to relax is commit serious crimes in Sweden

    09:35:20 pm on August 21, 2010 |

     
  • warrenellis: RT @xenijardin “@BreakingNews: Prosecutors withdraw warrant for WikiLeaks founder, say rape suspicion unfounded - AP http://bit.ly/990RO2 ”

    04:33:40 pm on August 21, 2010 |

     
  • warrenellis: @xenijardin @Aamuilma Neither of those are tabloids, but they both clearly cite Expressen without doing any original reportage.

    03:45:09 pm on August 21, 2010 |

     
  • warrenellis: @Reynolds Congrats, Brian.

    02:47:53 am on August 21, 2010 |

     
  • warrenellis: "Even in death she had the body of a supermodel. Though they tell me it was the fire that did that."

    02:15:26 am on August 21, 2010 |

     
  • warrenellis: "...caught the fabled “terrible cock-mange” from the sheep who ate the dumped chemicals and learned to have sex in the missionary position."

    02:03:18 am on August 21, 2010 |

     
  • warrenellis: @Templesmith when do the results come in, Ben?

    11:26:28 pm on August 20, 2010 |

     
  • warrenellis: "avant-banjo"

    10:44:03 pm on August 20, 2010 |

     
  • warrenellis: RT @mattfraction: CASANOVA #1 and #2 are sold out and going back to press. Will hit alongside the new Icon edition of #3.

    09:52:08 pm on August 20, 2010 |

     
  • warrenellis: @mattfraction Nice.

    09:24:51 pm on August 20, 2010 |

     
  • warrenellis: @shaylrose Seriously, no-one can read the front page?

    07:08:40 pm on August 20, 2010 |

     
  • warrenellis: @rafaelbc can you not read the front page?

    05:42:04 pm on August 20, 2010 |

     
  • warrenellis: random embloggery at http://www.warrenellis.com yus

    08:52:37 pm on August 19, 2010 |

     
  • warrenellis: @angelcityblues Oh, that makes me smile. Thank you!

    08:51:51 pm on August 19, 2010 |

     
  • warrenellis: @skirtfulloffire No, that works.

    04:57:49 pm on August 19, 2010 |

     
  • warrenellis: @ryankeely thank you, angel.

    04:34:12 pm on August 19, 2010 |

     
  • warrenellis: ATTENTION SCUM: good morning.

    01:14:48 pm on August 19, 2010 |

     
  • warrenellis: @inkedlady everybody does.

    01:19:40 am on August 19, 2010 |

     
  • warrenellis: @westonfront RT @bldgblog: Martian Environment Is Ideally Suited For Crop Farming: http://bit.ly/9CLTJ8

    09:28:00 pm on August 18, 2010 |

     
  • warrenellis: @ManMadeMoon that was the stuff http://bit.ly/cC5pRV

    09:24:22 pm on August 18, 2010 |

     
  • warrenellis: @ManMadeMoon you know, I was just thinking about FLESH from old 2000AD...

    09:15:53 pm on August 18, 2010 |

     
  • warrenellis: @ManMadeMoon I wrote a column for WIRED UK the other month about how close we are to getting vat-grown human meat...!

    09:08:58 pm on August 18, 2010 |

     
  • warrenellis: @ricklecoat This is true.

    09:02:57 pm on August 18, 2010 |

     
  • warrenellis: wow look at all those people unfollowing me YOUR SKIN WOULD HAVE TASTED LIKE SHIT ANYWAY mutter swear drink

    08:54:48 pm on August 18, 2010 |

     
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