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Todd Barry (b. March 26, 1964 in The Bronx, New York City) is an American stand-up comedian, actor and voice actor, known for his touring comedy show as well as a host of guest appearances on shows like Home Movies, Aqua Teen Hunger Force and Dr. Katz; Professional Therapist.

• toddbarry: I love when I tweet something, take a nap, then wake up to find that its been RTd like 100 million times.

  01:21:55 am on May 4, 2012 |
   

• toddbarry: @BassplayingJimi I'm not on the show. I was just making fun of my friend.

  12:32:00 am on May 4, 2012 |
   

• toddbarry: @Filthypigeon80 yes

  11:55:34 pm on May 3, 2012 |
   

• toddbarry: REVERSE HUMBLEBRAG! RT @hodgman: If there is confusion, I am not on #COMMUNITY tonight, but 5/10. So you are safe to watch TONIGHT.

  10:54:03 pm on May 3, 2012 |
   

• toddbarry: RT @eddiepepitone: get you tix now- Eddie pepitone with @toddbarry and @jamiekilstein at Gotham, NYC may 29th!... http://t.co/fg2GOUzE

  10:08:20 pm on May 3, 2012 |
   

• toddbarry: I know. I mean, thanks! RT @BlondieNY: @toddbarry When you participate in trending topics you never disappoint.

  09:25:38 pm on May 3, 2012 |
   

• toddbarry: #summerjam2012 Strawberry

  09:17:09 pm on May 3, 2012 |
   

• toddbarry: I will now participate in the trending topic #summerjam2012

  09:16:58 pm on May 3, 2012 |
   

• toddbarry: This is just like my setup at home, except my journal is blue, too. http://t.co/nuoNd8jo

  07:59:45 pm on May 3, 2012 |
   

• toddbarry: RT @TNM_Nola: Don't forget that @toddbarry is coming to @TNM_Nola on May 19th. Get your tickets now. http://t.co/Aqw5ixLN

  07:54:04 pm on May 3, 2012 |
   

• toddbarry: #SanAntonio 5/16 http://t.co/3B9SaY7X ** #Dallas 5/17 https://t.co/Dy26W3dJ ** #Austin 5/18 http://t.co/OiCAZ5T9

  06:17:13 pm on May 3, 2012 |
   

• toddbarry: #PHOENIX shows: @marcmaron TONIGHT @standuplive -- http://t.co/0922MvCB & ME 5/14 - @CrescentPHX - http://t.co/lU9paIVu

  05:35:26 pm on May 3, 2012 |
   

• toddbarry: Excellent use of "#booyah" RT @KateComer: I just got some free garlic broccoli. #booyah

  07:02:42 am on May 3, 2012 |
   

• toddbarry: @rlovinger Yes!

  04:19:54 am on May 3, 2012 |
   

• toddbarry: Went by myself to see a documentary about a sushi chef. Only one word to describe that: "hawt."

  04:15:03 am on May 3, 2012 |
   

• toddbarry: If u say "don't get me started!" & person responds "don't get ME started!" u should hang w/ them b/c you're both on same page.

  10:30:31 pm on May 2, 2012 |
   

• toddbarry: #myconcertdemands Instead of making a set list, bands should play song requests that dumb drunk people yell out

  04:50:58 pm on May 2, 2012 |
   

• toddbarry: #myconcertdemands At arena shows, the bass player should walk up to every audience member & ask if they're having a good time.

  04:49:23 pm on May 2, 2012 |
   

• toddbarry: #myconcertdemands Mozart w/ special guest Beethoven. Small seated venue. Stamford, CT area. $5 tickets.

  04:45:33 pm on May 2, 2012 |
   

• toddbarry: I will now participate in the trending topic #myconcertdemands

  04:43:29 pm on May 2, 2012 |
   

• toddbarry: Tonight see me @amyschumer @DustinChafin @RepManCody benefit for a great cause @LLSUSA. @BroadwayComedy 6:30pm

  04:31:54 pm on May 2, 2012 |
   

• toddbarry: #IWishYouKnew where I put my drum sticks. I am going into the studio with Wang Chung in 30 minutes.

  03:58:57 am on May 2, 2012 |
   

• toddbarry: #IWishYouKnew math, because you are my math teacher.

  03:48:08 am on May 2, 2012 |
   

• toddbarry: I will now participate in the trending topic #IWishYouKnew

  03:47:06 am on May 2, 2012 |
   

• toddbarry: So you heard from my lawyer? RT @amberhamburger: @toddbarry You amsue me so.

  08:02:52 pm on May 1, 2012 |
   

• toddbarry: If someone orders medium salsa at Chipotle, I look at them & say "let me guess the hot is too HOT & the mild is too MILD"

  07:51:47 pm on May 1, 2012 |
   

• toddbarry: @AngiePontani Send me a free one.

  06:41:53 pm on May 1, 2012 |
   

• toddbarry: @reggiewatts There is an app for that, but I have the only copy. Ahahhahahahahaha.

  06:37:43 pm on May 1, 2012 |
   

• toddbarry: I look forward to helping you with this. RT @reggiewatts: Good morning everyone! Standby for a technical question.

  06:31:53 pm on May 1, 2012 |
   

• toddbarry: #SanAntonio See me 5/16 @korovasa Tickets: http://t.co/qcJKkehB RT to all your San Antonio pals!!!

  06:18:46 pm on May 1, 2012 |
   

• toddbarry: For those who missed it: Me, Louie CK, William Hung. Nashville Airport. 6/13/04 http://t.co/j8xvM1jq via @pinterest

  06:15:50 pm on May 1, 2012 |
   

• toddbarry: I wish the Discover Card "Cuban, Cajun, Taco truck" commercial didn't put me in a rage. But it does.

  06:32:42 am on May 1, 2012 |
   

• toddbarry: @Ali_tbs @Tombrap Thanks Alice!

  11:15:02 pm on April 30, 2012 |
   

• toddbarry: @casbahsandiego Hey. Can you tweet about my 5/13 show> Tickets: http://t.co/qn7ZK5uD Thanks!

  10:53:45 pm on April 30, 2012 |
   

• toddbarry: #ThingsWeDoAtTheMovies point to actor on screen and say "I auditioned for that, pretty fucked up I didn't get the part."

  09:57:41 pm on April 30, 2012 |
   

• toddbarry: #ThingsWeDoAtTheMovies Yell "oh fuck" when we realize popcorn butter on our fingers makes it harder to text during the film

  09:50:55 pm on April 30, 2012 |
   

• toddbarry: I will now participate in the trending topic #ThingsWeDoAtTheMovies

  09:46:44 pm on April 30, 2012 |
   

• toddbarry: @JeremyWPorter Thanks!

  09:30:30 pm on April 30, 2012 |
   

• toddbarry: I prefer Appples. RT @kingsthings: The Bananna is the perfectly named fruit.

  09:28:58 pm on April 30, 2012 |
   

• toddbarry: May/June tour dates: #SanDiego * #Arizona * #Texas * #NewOrleans * #London * #Manchester * #Calgary http://t.co/yGiNcMjF

  07:54:27 pm on April 30, 2012 |
   

• toddbarry: Thought @iamcolinquinn was being cool for RTing my correction of his tweet, but he only did it b/c my correction was wrong.

  12:32:04 am on April 30, 2012 |
   

• toddbarry: @iamcolinquinn "at" Central Park? You mean "in" Central Park, dummy.

  12:05:58 am on April 30, 2012 |
   

• toddbarry: #inoppositeworld people would put cat litter on fries, because cat litter is the opposite of ketchup

  11:58:09 pm on April 29, 2012 |
   

• toddbarry: I will now participate in the trending topic #inoppositeworld

  11:57:29 pm on April 29, 2012 |
   

• toddbarry: Thinking about having people over to check out my collection of "must have" iPad apps.

  06:46:26 pm on April 29, 2012 |
   

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