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Todd Barry (b. March 26, 1964 in The Bronx, New York City) is an American stand-up comedian, actor and voice actor, known for his touring comedy show as well as a host of guest appearances on shows like Home Movies, Aqua Teen Hunger Force and Dr. Katz; Professional Therapist.

• toddbarry: I didn't use "who's" in my last tweet b/c it means "who is," not "who has." But "whose" is probably wrong, too.

  07:20:26 pm on February 2, 2012 |
   

• toddbarry: Having lunch at @Twitter HQ today. I bet they're excited to meet "the guy whose never been unfollowed."

  06:57:07 pm on February 2, 2012 |
   

• toddbarry: Hotel clerk gave man room on 15th fl. then said "we don't have an elevator." Yes, it was a joke, but a very cruel & hurtful one!

  01:37:58 am on February 2, 2012 |
   

• toddbarry: http://t.co/y881XfHq - Trying this again! Hey @michaelianblack. Check out this video I made on a plane!!

  07:12:07 pm on February 1, 2012 |
   

• toddbarry: #3WordsThatWomenHate 1.IBoughtAGallonOfYour 2.FavoriteIceCream 3.ButIAteItOnTheRideBackFromTheGroceryStore

  06:14:44 pm on February 1, 2012 |
   

• toddbarry: #3WordsThatWomenHate 1. IAmToo 2. Tired 3. ToDoTheWildThingWithYouTonight

  06:10:46 pm on February 1, 2012 |
   

• toddbarry: #3WordsThatWomenHate Crosby Stills Nash

  06:06:23 pm on February 1, 2012 |
   

• toddbarry: I will now participate in the trending topic #3WordsThatWomenHate

  06:06:09 pm on February 1, 2012 |
   

• toddbarry: Dude on my flight has green shoes. I have several green shirts, but green shoes is cuckoo bananas.

  04:43:57 pm on February 1, 2012 |
   

• toddbarry: @SamSeder "Yachting Channel." Decent joke!

  04:37:39 pm on February 1, 2012 |
   

• toddbarry: Guy next to me at airport just took a multi-vitamin. Hope doesn't start STEAMING KALE on the flight.

  04:21:52 pm on February 1, 2012 |
   

• toddbarry: People at airport complaining TV is too loud. Can't wait to see their faces when I pull out my TRAVEL KETTLE DRUMS!

  04:13:37 pm on February 1, 2012 |
   

• toddbarry: You stole the Mona Lisa & Hope Diamond in the same night & made it back for last call at Applebee's in Omaha? #smoothcriminal

  03:00:21 am on February 1, 2012 |
   

• toddbarry: You kidnapped my son during his piano lesson & stole the piano while I was clapping along to the song? #smoothcriminal

  02:55:52 am on February 1, 2012 |
   

• toddbarry: I will now participate in the trending topic #smoothcriminal

  02:49:51 am on February 1, 2012 |
   

• toddbarry: Mitt's speech had the same tone as that commercial for "Low T."

  02:44:07 am on February 1, 2012 |
   

• toddbarry: Mitt just used the word "goodies."

  02:41:52 am on February 1, 2012 |
   

• toddbarry: Attention songwriters: Lawrence O'Donnell just said "Chris just crystalized it." That line should be in your next hit single!

  01:25:36 am on February 1, 2012 |
   

• toddbarry: "Ed Schultz will be yelling in front of your house for a few hours. Sorry for the inconvenience." - MSNBC promo producer

  09:45:25 pm on January 31, 2012 |
   

• toddbarry: Woman who sings jingle for "over 50" dating service sounds like she's 19.

  08:59:48 pm on January 31, 2012 |
   

• toddbarry: RT @SFSketchfest: Feb 2 show w/ @robdelaney, @toddbarry & @nealbrennan SOLD OUT. See all three Feb 3 in Mapping The Heavens. See Todd Fe ...

  08:29:23 pm on January 31, 2012 |
   

• toddbarry: Too bad Twitter wasn't around when I saw Adrian Zmed at the post office years ago. All hell would've broken loose.

  08:12:23 pm on January 31, 2012 |
   

• toddbarry: I don't believe the Emergency Room said THAT! RT @iamdiddy "Nothing we learn in this world is ever wasted. " - ER

  05:03:38 pm on January 31, 2012 |
   

• toddbarry: Yes, you robbed my apartment, #ButWhatHurtsMeTheMost you left the window open, and it's a bit nippy outside!

  02:45:41 am on January 31, 2012 |
   

• toddbarry: Sure u left me for my best friend, #ButWhatHurtsMeTheMost is you never returned my Paula Cole CD.

  02:42:06 am on January 31, 2012 |
   

• toddbarry: By request! RT @TheRealDratch: i will now ask @toddbarry to participate in the trending topic #ButWhatHurtsMeTheMost

  02:39:21 am on January 31, 2012 |
   

• toddbarry: @MoontowerComedy Can I be in your festival?!

  01:19:24 am on January 31, 2012 |
   

• toddbarry: So u saved old lady from mugger w/1 hand while writing sizable check to worthwhile charity w/ the other? #ThatDoesNOTMakeYouCool

  12:13:32 am on January 31, 2012 |
   

• toddbarry: I will now participate in the trending topic #ThatDoesNOTMakeYouCool

  12:12:28 am on January 31, 2012 |
   

• toddbarry: #RulesInARelationship when u hook up w/ ur ex, please don't use the good Martha Stewart sheets I bought at KMart.

  11:57:06 pm on January 30, 2012 |
   

• toddbarry: #RulesInARelationship If u hook up w/ ur ex , don't tell him about bottle of Yoo Hoo I hid in refrigerator. I want 2 to drink that.

  11:55:05 pm on January 30, 2012 |
   

• toddbarry: I will now participate in the trending topic #RulesInARelationship

  11:50:56 pm on January 30, 2012 |
   

• toddbarry: According to http://t.co/DayTeLN7, I tweet 3.5 times a day. So if you do 3.51 or more, you are a relentless pain-in-the-ass.

  11:44:45 pm on January 30, 2012 |
   

• toddbarry: @thealisonbecker Not loving your tone, Alison. FOR REAL!!!

  11:25:00 pm on January 30, 2012 |
   

• toddbarry: I've never said "I don't have a horse in this race," but I know what it means, & I understand why people use it.

  11:21:02 pm on January 30, 2012 |
   

• toddbarry: @rickygervais It is like "Convoy." Let's cast @JimGaffigan as the "abusive sheriff."

  08:50:23 pm on January 30, 2012 |
   

• toddbarry: @rickygervais It's Todd Barry! Can I eat w/you & @JimGaffigan? I'll pay for my own meal!

  08:38:34 pm on January 30, 2012 |
   

• toddbarry: @iamcolinquinn If you were a real celebrity, you would've gotten out of jury duty by now.

  08:35:47 pm on January 30, 2012 |
   

• toddbarry: Let's hope so! RT @svinlem: @Ofrivillig vad sägs om @robdelaney & @toddbarry på Cobb's Comedy Club på tisdag?

  07:15:08 pm on January 30, 2012 |
   

• toddbarry: @BookofMormonBWY One of the best shows I've ever seen, btw.

  07:04:51 pm on January 30, 2012 |
   

• toddbarry: @StarleeKine When am I doing that radio show?!!!!!!!!!!!!

  04:54:33 am on January 30, 2012 |
   

• toddbarry: I regret not approaching David Byrne at @BookOfMormonBWY. A "celeb-to-celeb courtesy hello" is never the wrong thing to do.

  04:51:07 am on January 30, 2012 |
   

• toddbarry: Wow. I just RTd someone's reply. Don't ever let me do that again.

  04:18:36 am on January 30, 2012 |
   

• toddbarry: RT @JimIsIncredible: @toddbarry More Songs about Buildings and Todd Barry #DavidByrneToddBarryCollabs

  04:16:54 am on January 30, 2012 |
   

• toddbarry: David Byrne was at @BookofMormonBWY. Would've said hi, but he'd probably want to collaborate on world music project. I'm too busy!

  04:10:02 am on January 30, 2012 |
   

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