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Todd Barry (b. March 26, 1964 in The Bronx, New York City) is an American stand-up comedian, actor and voice actor, known for his touring comedy show as well as a host of guest appearances on shows like Home Movies, Aqua Teen Hunger Force and Dr. Katz; Professional Therapist.

• toddbarry: TOUR STARTS TONIGHT @casbahSANDIEGO then #AZ, #TX #NewOrleans Tickets & cool poster. http://t.co/qgGITHKw Please RT!

  06:13:57 pm on May 13, 2012 |
   

• toddbarry: #TUCSON. Save a little $. Buy advance tickets to my 5/15 @clubcongress show. http://t.co/X1CpqlS3

  05:23:48 pm on May 13, 2012 |
   

• toddbarry: I'm in #PHOENIX tomorrow 5/14. @CrescentPHX/ Save $. Buy tickets today. http://t.co/lU9paIVu

  05:19:52 pm on May 13, 2012 |
   

• toddbarry: Try Larry's Lakers Bar. RT @ChelseaVPeretti Where's a bar to watch Lakers game in NY? Pls no joke answers I am an extremely serious person

  02:47:38 am on May 13, 2012 |
   

• toddbarry: @Jetska Thanks!

  02:44:59 am on May 13, 2012 |
   

• toddbarry: Woman in Exxon ad praises physics teacher who had class build a guitar. YEAH, IT'S WEIRD SHE LIKED THAT GUY!

  12:59:55 am on May 13, 2012 |
   

• toddbarry: He's not being sarcastic! > RT @michaelianblack: @toddbarry Perfect joke again, Todd. Congrats.

  10:42:43 pm on May 12, 2012 |
   

• toddbarry: Guy boarded my flight w/tennis rackets & cello. Made me feel less weird about boarding with a BOWLING BALL & FRENCH HORN!

  10:36:56 pm on May 12, 2012 |
   

• toddbarry: @ZoltanCOMEDY Thanks! Here's ticket link http://t.co/qn7ZK5uD

  06:26:48 pm on May 12, 2012 |
   

• toddbarry: @ZoltanCOMEDY Tomorrow.

  06:23:37 pm on May 12, 2012 |
   

• toddbarry: @trammell I think the people of the south might not be happy when they see where my shows are. But thanks for the plug!

  06:13:31 pm on May 12, 2012 |
   

• toddbarry: TOUR STARTS TOMORROW! #SanDiego, #Phoenix, #Tucson, #SanAntonio, #Dallas, #Austin, #NewOrleans Tix: http://t.co/G03amwEj

  06:00:41 pm on May 12, 2012 |
   

• toddbarry: If I were a songwriter I'd write a song right now called "I Forgot How Easy It Was To Use a Swiffer."

  05:07:27 pm on May 12, 2012 |
   

• toddbarry: Hey @Delta. Will you upgrade me on my flight to San Diego? My birthday was March 26th.

  04:11:00 pm on May 12, 2012 |
   

• toddbarry: #DearTaylorSwift Sure, I can get us tickets to a taping of "Comics Unleashed." Let me know when you're free!

  05:37:59 am on May 12, 2012 |
   

• toddbarry: #DearTaylorSwift Got your email. Sure, you can open for me anytime you want.

  05:23:00 am on May 12, 2012 |
   

• toddbarry: I will now participate in the trending topic #DearTaylorSwift

  05:22:28 am on May 12, 2012 |
   

• toddbarry: @MikeLight1 don't have schedule yet.

  03:11:31 am on May 12, 2012 |
   

• toddbarry: Mike Birbiglia (@birbigs) made this funny short. I saw it last night! http://t.co/sbv9jxxi

  01:39:36 am on May 12, 2012 |
   

• toddbarry: My tour starts Sunday. I'll be selling these posters! Tickets: http://t.co/7AG4A2IY http://t.co/LuqQfP54

  10:40:02 pm on May 11, 2012 |
   

• toddbarry: @dubois_km Reply to me one more time and you get #UNFOLLOWED!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAH.

  09:03:13 pm on May 11, 2012 |
   

• toddbarry: I don't understand celebrities who have someone tweet for them. NO ONE has more going on than me & I still do it myself.

  08:58:23 pm on May 11, 2012 |
   

• toddbarry: When I go a few days without posting an amazing tweet, it's like when Elvis Presley waits a few years between albums.

  08:13:12 pm on May 11, 2012 |
   

• toddbarry: Sorry its been a few days since I tweeted one those perfectly crafted tweets I'm known for.

  08:08:11 pm on May 11, 2012 |
   

• toddbarry: #NewOrleans 5/19! RT @TNM_Nola: Have you guys bought your tickets for @toddbarry yet? Tickets are moving fast! http://t.co/HV5KseEa

  07:17:33 pm on May 11, 2012 |
   

• toddbarry: @owlandbear Thanks!

  04:26:00 pm on May 11, 2012 |
   

• toddbarry: Ringo, b/c that's my real first name. RT @NewYorker: This week's #tnyquestion: Which Beatle did you think of most recently & why?

  03:36:05 pm on May 11, 2012 |
   

• toddbarry: Paul, b/c he owes me money. RT @NewYorker: This week's #tnyquestion: Which Beatle did you think of most recently & why?

  03:30:09 pm on May 11, 2012 |
   

• toddbarry: @casbahsandiego Can I get few more tweets about my 5/13 show?! This Sunday! Tickets: http://t.co/qn7ZK5uD

  11:19:09 pm on May 10, 2012 |
   

• toddbarry: @craigrachel Thanks!

  09:54:04 pm on May 10, 2012 |
   

• toddbarry: Just requested @MrGeorgeWallace do a shout out to something he already did a shout out to!

  09:52:57 pm on May 10, 2012 |
   

• toddbarry: @iainkevanmorris I'M THE IDIOT, IAIN!

  06:04:38 pm on May 10, 2012 |
   

• toddbarry: I'll be in #PHOENIX 5/14 http://t.co/lU9paIVu - @CrescentPHX & #TUCSON 5/15 http://t.co/X1CpqlS3 - @clubcongress

  05:55:04 pm on May 10, 2012 |
   

• toddbarry: @iainkevanmorris Thanks Iain! It's actually June 4-9! But thanks!

  04:06:30 pm on May 10, 2012 |
   

• toddbarry: @_Ben_Walker I won't.

  03:50:38 pm on May 10, 2012 |
   

• toddbarry: I'm doing 6 shows in #London. June 4 - 9. @sohotheatre. Tickets: http://t.co/5s78eQo8 Please RT!

  03:43:32 pm on May 10, 2012 |
   

• toddbarry: RT @coloursorchords: Did this poster for @toddbarry at the Deaf Institute in Manchester - can't wait, tickets at http://t.co/aqDYSbe9 ht ...

  03:28:25 pm on May 10, 2012 |
   

• toddbarry: WTF is a "candy cart"? RT @lesleyarfin: Just got busted sticking my hand in the candy cart. I'm not really embarrassed about it though.

  04:54:47 am on May 10, 2012 |
   

• toddbarry: #CanIBeHonestWithYou You see that "customize" button on your Tumblr page? You might want to use it.

  04:32:13 am on May 10, 2012 |
   

• toddbarry: #CanIBeHonestWithYou I'm not really "good friends" with Wang Chung. I just wanted you to go out with me.

  04:26:53 am on May 10, 2012 |
   

• toddbarry: #CanIBeHonestWithYou I'm the reason your iPad is "missing."

  04:23:26 am on May 10, 2012 |
   

• toddbarry: I will now participate in the trending topic #CanIBeHonestWithYou

  04:22:45 am on May 10, 2012 |
   

• toddbarry: @JenKirkman You should make it clearer that you're joking. Adding a phrase like "takesy backsy" would've helped.

  01:53:17 am on May 10, 2012 |
   

• toddbarry: @AustinPlaces Ticket link for my 5/18 @SRTAustin show: http://t.co/OiCAZ5T9 Thanks!

  01:31:51 am on May 10, 2012 |
   

• toddbarry: #Montreal. I'll be at the @Just_For_Laughs Festival in July! #JFLThirty

  11:13:21 pm on May 9, 2012 |
   

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