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Todd Barry (b. March 26, 1964 in The Bronx, New York City) is an American stand-up comedian, actor and voice actor, known for his touring comedy show as well as a host of guest appearances on shows like Home Movies, Aqua Teen Hunger Force and Dr. Katz; Professional Therapist.

• toddbarry: Me & free upgrades. RT @VirginAmerica Football & hot wings? Gin & tonic? Kung fu movies & popcorn? What’s ur idea of The Perfect Match?

  10:20:58 pm on July 17, 2010 |
   

• toddbarry: I'm doing a show in NYC w/ @prontosphere at PIanos. Sun. 7/18, 8PM. Tickets: http://bit.ly/dBl2qr

  04:34:37 pm on July 16, 2010 |
   

• toddbarry: Aww. Thanks! RT @janeelkins: By the way, folks, if you haven't crossed it yet, the new @louisck show is ridiculous. in the best of ways.

  03:29:04 pm on July 15, 2010 |
   

• toddbarry: @peachkellipop I do remember you!

  12:53:10 pm on July 15, 2010 |
   

• toddbarry: RT @morgan_murphy: "I am entitled to a rimjob before Boggle!!" #MelGibsonTape4Predictions

  03:17:52 am on July 15, 2010 |
   

• toddbarry: @kathryncalder I didn't see them! You should've written me a ten page thank you email! Write it now!!!

  08:42:43 pm on July 14, 2010 |
   

• toddbarry: @zaniesnashville Tonight?

  08:17:31 pm on July 14, 2010 |
   

• toddbarry: @kathryncalder I sent you a song. Did you get it?!!

  07:22:23 pm on July 14, 2010 |
   

• toddbarry: @toddlevin They leave quietly because they are polite and too hoarse from an hour of non-stop laughing!! Right?

  07:02:34 pm on July 14, 2010 |
   

• toddbarry: Prices are slashed! RT @zaniesnashville TODD BARRY $5 tix 7/24 @ 7 & 9, 7/25 @ 7:30 call 615.269.0221 & say twitter

  07:01:50 pm on July 14, 2010 |
   

• toddbarry: @toddlevin How many words do I have to skim before I find my name?

  06:39:31 pm on July 14, 2010 |
   

• toddbarry: Somewhere out there's a guy who can say "you know those 400 Progressive Insurance commercials? I wrote 280 of them."

  05:15:18 pm on July 14, 2010 |
   

• toddbarry: I will be calling in to Tom @scharpling 's Best Show on WFMU tonight at 9:30 EST. Live stream at http://www.wfmu.org

  02:14:08 am on July 14, 2010 |
   

• toddbarry: RT @scharpling: On The Best Show tonight: comedy master @ToddBarry! If you've got a question for him send it to me. I MIGHT ASK HIM IT. ...

  11:56:32 pm on July 13, 2010 |
   

• toddbarry: Set of "Delocated." I'll eat the yellow Starburst. The two orange ones are for YOU. http://twitpic.com/24ztoi

  07:30:55 pm on July 13, 2010 |
   

• toddbarry: RT @EugeneMirman: http://yfrog.com/jk2a7j in a classroom with @Toddbarry waiting to shoot Delocated. Some girl made a boy cry, apparently

  07:08:59 pm on July 13, 2010 |
   

• toddbarry: Want to see me on a "Spin City" rerun from 1999? Well, if you change your mind: 7/14 1:30PM, 7/15 12:30PM, FX

  05:41:10 pm on July 13, 2010 |
   

• toddbarry: Not to be pushy, but I'd love it if you invited me over to listen to some "Miami booty bass."

  02:52:54 am on July 13, 2010 |
   

• toddbarry: Commenter on Radar Online actually tells Mel Gibson his "15 minutes of fame" are up.

  11:41:20 pm on July 12, 2010 |
   

• toddbarry: @patthornton Thanks Pat. Really funny set in Toronto.

  04:46:23 pm on July 12, 2010 |
   

• toddbarry: RT @prontosphere: We've added @dleblancmusic to the Pianos show on 7/18 with us & @toddbarry. Dig on it friends: http://bit.ly/aYtEFe

  04:20:55 pm on July 12, 2010 |
   

• toddbarry: I'm doing the @Just_For_Laughs - Montreal 7/15-17. Saturday show is hosted by Steve Martin! http://montreal.hahaha.com/en

  03:37:09 pm on July 12, 2010 |
   

• toddbarry: @melikegirls August 30. On sale now: http://bit.ly/c5qabW

  09:15:12 pm on July 11, 2010 |
   

• toddbarry: Yes. And I wish they'd get the hint. RT @WholeFoods: Need a vacation? Is cherry country calling you?

  08:58:56 pm on July 11, 2010 |
   

• toddbarry: Thrown under the bus! RT @ScottAukerman: @toddbarry "Last Chance On The Stairway" is a deep cut. "Union Of The Snake" was a hit single.

  06:59:24 pm on July 11, 2010 |
   

• toddbarry: Duran Duran's "Union of the Snake" is blaring at Toronto Airport. American airports are too afraid to play the "deep cuts."

  06:44:09 pm on July 11, 2010 |
   

• toddbarry: Still there. RT @timheidecker: Truth to the rumor that @toddbarry simply refused to leave booth during filming of Louie scene?

  04:07:44 am on July 11, 2010 |
   

• toddbarry: Something for everyone at Massey Hall in Toronto... http://tweetphoto.com/31741710

  01:01:38 am on July 10, 2010 |
   

• toddbarry: I'm doing my first show in Oklahoma City! August 30. On sale now: http://bit.ly/c5qabW

  06:30:46 pm on July 9, 2010 |
   

• toddbarry: Donut shop in Toronto takes MasterCard but not Visa. You said it, not me: "EPIC credit card acceptance FAIL!"

  05:29:03 pm on July 9, 2010 |
   

• toddbarry: @RobbieDougie Thanks!

  05:25:31 pm on July 9, 2010 |
   

• toddbarry: Dear Toronto. Should I eat. http://twitpic.com/23kq8n

  11:30:16 pm on July 8, 2010 |
   

• toddbarry: Spilled mustard on my shirt at Toronto restaurant. No one ran over to provide immediate replacement, like they do in the US.

  09:17:23 pm on July 8, 2010 |
   

• toddbarry: Also Toronto: what you call "iced tea" we call "sweet tea." You're lucky I'm not 17, or I'd say "EPIC ICED TEA FAIL!"

  08:15:56 pm on July 8, 2010 |
   

• toddbarry: Toronto. Identify restaurant I'm at based on this lemon. Free lunch. http://twitpic.com/23jdmp

  08:13:11 pm on July 8, 2010 |
   

• toddbarry: First cup of Canadian coffee ruined by choice of reading material. http://twitpic.com/23j3hu

  07:33:27 pm on July 8, 2010 |
   

• toddbarry: I'm performing in Toronto tonight through Sat. @Just_For_Laughs Festival http://www.hahaha.com/toronto

  06:17:30 pm on July 8, 2010 |
   

• toddbarry: @JMJTX There's probably already a workshop for that.

  03:14:12 pm on July 8, 2010 |
   

• toddbarry: @aimeemann Thanks! I was hoping to dteal the whole show!

  08:59:34 pm on July 7, 2010 |
   

• toddbarry: Asking me to do just one line on "Louie" was like when they asked Marlon Brando to do a cameo in "Scary Movie 2."

  06:00:28 pm on July 7, 2010 |
   

• toddbarry: I'm at @Just_For_Laughs Festival in Toronto Thurs-Sat, including big show at Massey Hall hosted by stupid @louisck.

  04:20:22 pm on July 7, 2010 |
   

• toddbarry: @wiggitywalsh Thanks!!

  04:13:10 pm on July 7, 2010 |
   

• toddbarry: @GlobalChaosInc One more episode.

  04:12:25 pm on July 7, 2010 |
   

• toddbarry: Help conserve power during the heat wave: turn off tonight's episode of "Louie" after I say my one line.

  03:00:50 pm on July 6, 2010 |
   

• toddbarry: I'm really good at predicting when Katie Couric is going to take the night off.

  11:32:23 pm on July 5, 2010 |
   

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