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Todd Barry (b. March 26, 1964 in The Bronx, New York City) is an American stand-up comedian, actor and voice actor, known for his touring comedy show as well as a host of guest appearances on shows like Home Movies, Aqua Teen Hunger Force and Dr. Katz; Professional Therapist.

• toddbarry: Someone at a sports bar should yell "OMG, that last play reminded me of a Milan Kundera short story I read in college!" #SuperBowl

  12:42:13 am on February 6, 2012 |
   

• toddbarry: @Mom101 whoops!

  12:03:48 am on February 6, 2012 |
   

• toddbarry: If I had a black belt in Karate, I'd go to bar in Boston or NY wearing other team's colors, wait for some1 to start fight, then kill them.

  12:03:04 am on February 6, 2012 |
   

• toddbarry: #iLikeWhenYou call the fire dept. when you see that I'm on fire.

  11:24:40 pm on February 5, 2012 |
   

• toddbarry: I will now participate in the trending topic #iLikeWhenYou

  11:23:36 pm on February 5, 2012 |
   

• toddbarry: Woman brought fruit salad on to plane. Why make traveling more miserable than it already is?

  09:37:59 pm on February 5, 2012 |
   

• toddbarry: I co-own every sports bar in NYC. Use promo code TODDSUPERB & get a free guava Jell-o shot. Tonight only.

  09:10:44 pm on February 5, 2012 |
   

• toddbarry: Flying home on Super Bowl Sunday. It's going to be plane full of poets.

  07:09:51 pm on February 5, 2012 |
   

• toddbarry: @andylevy I did a bunch of episodes. Not sure when they'll air!

  07:29:15 am on February 5, 2012 |
   

• toddbarry: @RobCantrell Exactly.

  04:51:07 am on February 5, 2012 |
   

• toddbarry: Dudes in white hummer limo ruining experience by blasting terrible music.

  04:26:53 am on February 5, 2012 |
   

• toddbarry: #YouKnowIHateWhen I want to grab a quick coffee & they say "we're brewing a fresh pot now, it'll be another 20 seconds."

  11:43:14 pm on February 4, 2012 |
   

• toddbarry: #YouKnowIHateWhen I go to Bentley dealership b/c they're having a sale, but by the time I get there the sale is over

  11:38:04 pm on February 4, 2012 |
   

• toddbarry: #YouKnowIHateWhen I hide a million $ cash in a "secret" place, then I FORGET WHERE THE SECRET PLACE IS!

  11:31:01 pm on February 4, 2012 |
   

• toddbarry: I will now participate in the trending topic #YouKnowIHateWhen

  11:30:35 pm on February 4, 2012 |
   

• toddbarry: RT @Degrell: Great job by @toddbarry on the season premiere of Delocated! http://t.co/x0E0DYDx

  11:19:39 pm on February 4, 2012 |
   

• toddbarry: I have followers everywhere. That's why I tweet about universal topics, like the price of brown rice at San Francisco Thai restaurants.

  10:26:38 pm on February 4, 2012 |
   

• toddbarry: New slogan for San Francisco: "Exponentially lower brown rice surcharge at Thai restaurants than NYC!"

  10:23:12 pm on February 4, 2012 |
   

• toddbarry: RT @SFSketchfest: Tonight at Cobb's: Bring The Rock w/ @jessetyler, @marcmaron, @Rajskub, @toddbarry, @daveanthony & host @Rippedlikejes ...

  10:18:34 pm on February 4, 2012 |
   

• toddbarry: #WhatMenShouldKnow If you meet a woman & she says "hi!," she hates you.

  08:33:31 pm on February 4, 2012 |
   

• toddbarry: I will now participate in the trending topic #WhatMenShouldKnow

  08:27:04 pm on February 4, 2012 |
   

• toddbarry: #RomneyInBed " " (he's reading)

  08:15:08 pm on February 4, 2012 |
   

• toddbarry: I will now participate in the trending topic #RomneyInBed

  08:14:29 pm on February 4, 2012 |
   

• toddbarry: Not nearly "'nuff" said if you ask me! http://t.co/jjkLPjwk

  04:46:03 am on February 4, 2012 |
   

• toddbarry: Hey @iamdiddy, look what's backstage at my San Francisco show. Send me some $ for this tweet. http://t.co/agyPNP85

  04:38:10 am on February 4, 2012 |
   

• toddbarry: @howardkremer HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

  12:06:39 am on February 4, 2012 |
   

• toddbarry: Sometimes I'll ask "Why don't you follow me?" & person will say "well you don't follow me." Then I explain that it's different.

  10:43:58 pm on February 3, 2012 |
   

• toddbarry: RT @Rippedlikejesus: Bring The Rock w/ @Reigningmonarch, @MarcMaron @rajskub, @toddbarry, @DaveAnthony J T Ferguson of Modern Family n m ...

  08:40:54 pm on February 3, 2012 |
   

• toddbarry: I will be at the Sasquatch Festival 5/26! http://t.co/K8Kf68lB

  07:42:12 pm on February 3, 2012 |
   

• toddbarry: @KellyMarie0522 Thanks Kelly Marie!!!!!

  07:06:52 am on February 3, 2012 |
   

• toddbarry: @Pixelfish Maybe

  04:58:10 am on February 3, 2012 |
   

• toddbarry: Good luck getting a date! RT @ChelseaVPeretti: No adult should ever eat fast food

  04:12:08 am on February 3, 2012 |
   

• toddbarry: RT @adultswim: We know our background gets you hot. Relocate to your television for Delocated Season 3 premiere tonight @Midnight baby. ...

  03:19:33 am on February 3, 2012 |
   

• toddbarry: #YouKnowICareWhen I keep my phone on when we're doing the wild thing, but promise to only take calls that are "work related."

  03:15:54 am on February 3, 2012 |
   

• toddbarry: #YouKnowICareWhen you write me a poem & I say I will read it "as soon as possible."

  03:11:27 am on February 3, 2012 |
   

• toddbarry: #YouKnowICareWhen I take you to the emergency room when you're sick, even though I have Supercuts appt. around the same time

  03:04:24 am on February 3, 2012 |
   

• toddbarry: #YouKnowICareWhen I take you to YOUR favorite restaurant on your birthday instead of mine.

  02:56:49 am on February 3, 2012 |
   

• toddbarry: I will now participate in the trending topic #YouKnowICareWhen

  02:53:45 am on February 3, 2012 |
   

• toddbarry: @GregProops I'M WEAK!

  02:50:44 am on February 3, 2012 |
   

• toddbarry: I want to stop participating in trending topics, but I don't have the strength.

  02:48:40 am on February 3, 2012 |
   

• toddbarry: @AshliyRDAll Thanks!!!

  01:37:38 am on February 3, 2012 |
   

• toddbarry: I just had some mini-bar Pringles. RT @iamdiddy Whats for dinner?

  01:31:22 am on February 3, 2012 |
   

• toddbarry: Legally? No. @WholeFoods Can you call Butternut "Blondies with White Chocolate Chunks" a finger food? #WFMdish

  01:29:31 am on February 3, 2012 |
   

• toddbarry: RT @WholeFoods: @toddbarry Haha, sorry would tremend-icious-optimum-ly be a better descriptor? #WFMdish

  01:16:26 am on February 3, 2012 |
   

• toddbarry: #ThingsIwannaTellYouButCant "You're welcome." (after you say "Thanks.")

  01:15:11 am on February 3, 2012 |
   

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