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Todd Barry (b. March 26, 1964 in The Bronx, New York City) is an American stand-up comedian, actor and voice actor, known for his touring comedy show as well as a host of guest appearances on shows like Home Movies, Aqua Teen Hunger Force and Dr. Katz; Professional Therapist.

• toddbarry: I'm done answering questions about Coldplay. Thanks everyone! #coldplaylive

  07:51:22 pm on May 22, 2012 |
   

• toddbarry: I'm stumped! RT @KR4: @toddbarry What was the original name Coldplay used to perform as? #coldplaylive

  07:49:09 pm on May 22, 2012 |
   

• toddbarry: Never met them but I bet they dig me. #coldplaylive RT @DeweyGator: How does Coldplay feel about @toddbarry

  07:47:57 pm on May 22, 2012 |
   

• toddbarry: Could be, but I doubt it. #coldplaylive RT @saralou74: @toddbarry is the song yellow really just about wee?

  07:47:01 pm on May 22, 2012 |
   

• toddbarry: You never know! RT @benpassikoff: @toddbarry Is Coldplay going to play in the Super Bowl? #ColdplayLive #SuperBowl #SuperGreat

  07:44:32 pm on May 22, 2012 |
   

• toddbarry: Beats me! I'd google that one if I were you. RT @Aestro: @toddbarry How did Coldplay come up with the song "Yellow"? #coldplaylive

  07:43:30 pm on May 22, 2012 |
   

• toddbarry: Christ Martin. That was a stupid question. RT @paddyamos: @toddbarry #coldplaylive who sings for Coldplay?

  07:42:34 pm on May 22, 2012 |
   

• toddbarry: You're asking the wrong guy! RT @patthornton: @toddbarry are there any plans to add any more instruments to the band? #coldplaylive

  07:41:39 pm on May 22, 2012 |
   

• toddbarry: Not int the band. Don't know. RT @bigpumpkin4real: @toddbarry where is the coldest place Coldplay has ever played?

  07:40:35 pm on May 22, 2012 |
   

• toddbarry: Not sure. I'm not in Coldplay. RT @drewaustiin: @toddbarry how did coldplay come up with their name?

  07:40:03 pm on May 22, 2012 |
   

• toddbarry: #UK Tour #London June 4-9 @sohotheatre • http://t.co/5s73Hgne • #Manchester June 10 @DeafInstitute • https://t.co/iJbi3idj

  03:46:26 pm on May 22, 2012 |
   

• toddbarry: You know that thing "Bartender's Choice" where bartender chooses drink? I just did that at a newsstand with Breathsavers.

  01:17:34 am on May 22, 2012 |
   

• toddbarry: You know that thing "Bartender's Choice" where bartender chooses drink? I just did that at a newsstand with Breathsavers.

  01:13:05 am on May 22, 2012 |
   

• toddbarry: They're starting to use extras in those MSNBC promos.

  10:35:30 pm on May 21, 2012 |
   

• toddbarry: @polksalad Ha. I forgot about that. Thanks!

  08:00:37 pm on May 21, 2012 |
   

• toddbarry: #NotBeingRudeBut Thanks so much for picking me up at the airport. You really didn't have to. I appreciate it.

  07:59:08 pm on May 21, 2012 |
   

• toddbarry: I will now participate in the trending topic #NotBeingRudeBut

  07:58:01 pm on May 21, 2012 |
   

• toddbarry: I didn't know we were cousins! RT @BobbySparx: @toddbarry stop tryin to be me cuz you ain't.

  07:01:55 pm on May 21, 2012 |
   

• toddbarry: @kellyoxford Maybe they want you to eat Red Vines.

  06:48:52 pm on May 21, 2012 |
   

• toddbarry: I have lots of followers, but I deserve more. I'm the best on Twitter. #truth #realtalk #truthagain #realtalkagain

  06:46:52 pm on May 21, 2012 |
   

• toddbarry: @birbigs You're at @sohotheatre now. I'm there June 4-9. Please plug my shows from the stage. http://t.co/5s78eQo8

  04:52:32 pm on May 21, 2012 |
   

• toddbarry: @cyrusjcooper EXACTLY !

  04:47:09 am on May 21, 2012 |
   

• toddbarry: Comic in New Orleans told me he saw Harrison Ford eating Thai food alone. I eat Thai food alone. I am also Indiana Jones.

  04:27:42 am on May 21, 2012 |
   

• toddbarry: @LeonBlanda Thanks!

  03:44:39 am on May 21, 2012 |
   

• toddbarry: @CincoHawk yes

  03:38:08 am on May 21, 2012 |
   

• toddbarry: Sat in coach on New Orleans flight but helped woman in first class get her bag. The true definition of "first class." YEAH!

  03:28:04 am on May 21, 2012 |
   

• toddbarry: RT @TNM_Nola: The @toddbarry shows tonight are mostly sold out but we can squeeze some lucky folks in so our suggestion: get over here.

  02:28:06 am on May 20, 2012 |
   

• toddbarry: Overheard guy ask another guy "so did you make a conscious effort to not tweet on your honeymoon?"

  02:16:11 am on May 20, 2012 |
   

• toddbarry: #Typeyournamebackwards Okay, here goes: W-A-N-G-C-H-U-N-G...wow! That's crazy!

  11:59:42 pm on May 19, 2012 |
   

• toddbarry: I will now participate in the trending topic #Typeyournamebackwards

  11:58:45 pm on May 19, 2012 |
   

• toddbarry: I just gave a master class in how to react to getting charged for a Bloody Mary when you ordered an iced tea in New Orleans.

  08:21:09 pm on May 19, 2012 |
   

• toddbarry: If person next to me on plane says "Hi," I say "Whoa whoa whoa, I ain't a talker." Then I say "whoa whoa whoa" 10 more times.

  03:57:51 pm on May 19, 2012 |
   

• toddbarry: TONIGHT! #NewOrleans Early show sold out. < 30 tickets left for late show. @TNM_Nola. - http://t.co/HV5KseEa

  03:49:42 pm on May 19, 2012 |
   

• toddbarry: View from my Austin hotel room. http://t.co/zsi8E1cd

  02:17:21 pm on May 19, 2012 |
   

• toddbarry: Killing time backstage in Austin by comparing Johnson's baby shampoo to store brand. http://t.co/ekKyZ6Dy

  03:26:04 am on May 19, 2012 |
   

• toddbarry: @AndyKindler Maybe you can make another "rider" joke about this! http://t.co/8JjgOAxi

  03:12:10 am on May 19, 2012 |
   

• toddbarry: @AndyKindler I was going to make the "rider" joke myself, then realized it was too obvious. #SelfEdit

  02:55:14 am on May 19, 2012 |
   

• toddbarry: So many choices backstage in Austin. http://t.co/QzPp4K5K

  02:35:36 am on May 19, 2012 |
   

• toddbarry: @soph_lttl I'm not! Sorry.

  02:27:06 am on May 19, 2012 |
   

• toddbarry: Some tickets available at the door for tonight' show. Starts at 9. #Austin -- @SRTAustin

  01:57:12 am on May 19, 2012 |
   

• toddbarry: @DDMc5 yes.

  01:54:17 am on May 19, 2012 |
   

• toddbarry: I would've liked to been on the cover, but this guy better sums up the Austin lifestyle. http://t.co/jE5c9pSS

  12:27:41 am on May 19, 2012 |
   

• toddbarry: Tomorrow #NewOrleans Early show sold out. @TNM_Nola Late show tickets: http://t.co/HV5KseEa

  10:21:57 pm on May 18, 2012 |
   

• toddbarry: @traumacharmer Look up the artist. Kii Arens. He'll be selling some.

  04:42:17 pm on May 18, 2012 |
   

• toddbarry: These dreamy posters will be for sale at my shows in #Austin tonight & #NewOrleans tomorrow. http://t.co/jE6x3nU6

  04:39:11 pm on May 18, 2012 |
   

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