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Todd Barry (b. March 26, 1964 in The Bronx, New York City) is an American stand-up comedian, actor and voice actor, known for his touring comedy show as well as a host of guest appearances on shows like Home Movies, Aqua Teen Hunger Force and Dr. Katz; Professional Therapist.

• toddbarry: @SexyinVancity I was joking.

  07:49:09 pm on March 12, 2010 |
   

• toddbarry: Question for the ladies: do you like it when a man corrects your spelling when you're IM-ing, or do you love it?

  07:40:01 pm on March 12, 2010 |
   

• toddbarry: RT @merrittgurley: I wish my Todd Barry and my Matthew McConaughey impressions were more distinct from one another

  05:19:41 pm on March 12, 2010 |
   

• toddbarry: @jwoliner Hey man. I sent you an email from Scotland. It just said "fuck you, asshole." You get it?

  08:00:20 pm on March 11, 2010 |
   

• toddbarry: @Professor_Snack Just thought "alive" was funny.

  04:51:08 pm on March 11, 2010 |
   

• toddbarry: @RobertsonWA Everyone I've met in Glasgow has been great so far.

  03:44:27 pm on March 11, 2010 |
   

• toddbarry: Just heard a man in Glasgow describe Urban Outfitters as "the best shop alive."

  03:31:30 pm on March 11, 2010 |
   

• toddbarry: Shopping mall stir-fry w/wrapper from my allergy medicine. Glasgow, UK. 3/11/10. http://tweetphoto.com/13999981

  02:41:59 pm on March 11, 2010 |
   

• toddbarry: RT @kevinsemicolon: It's Oscarmageddon! Featuring tweets by @dougbenson, @jamesurbaniak, @toddbarry, @caissie, @aimeemann, @johnmoe and ...

  12:54:22 am on March 11, 2010 |
   

• toddbarry: @maddad I am Jewish.

  12:05:36 am on March 10, 2010 |
   

• toddbarry: @danyellohweez It is! I'm flying there in about 2 hours!

  12:05:25 am on March 10, 2010 |
   

• toddbarry: @KindlerAndy APOLOGIZE!

  08:20:53 pm on March 9, 2010 |
   

• toddbarry: Question for touring entertainers: My schedule takes me to Scotland, Austin, Melbourne, basically back-to-back. That's good routing, right?

  08:10:09 pm on March 9, 2010 |
   

• toddbarry: Just realized people on the west coast can watch my Spin City rerun in its entirety at 1:30 PM on FX. Really great news for the west coast.

  08:07:54 pm on March 9, 2010 |
   

• toddbarry: Everyone go to FX and watch the last 15 minutes of my Spin City episode. Everyone do that.

  07:45:56 pm on March 9, 2010 |
   

• toddbarry: @cursormonkey Saturday is only hour show. Shorter shows listed here: http://www.myspace.com/toddbarry

  03:04:46 pm on March 9, 2010 |
   

• toddbarry: @juliofromny Thanks, Julio!

  06:00:24 am on March 9, 2010 |
   

• toddbarry: @DougBenson Why is he asking you? You don't pay.

  05:14:00 am on March 9, 2010 |
   

• toddbarry: I'm performing in Scotland, @GlasgowComedy Festival, this Thursday - Sunday.

  06:34:00 pm on March 8, 2010 |
   

• toddbarry: #ComedyCentral should roast Meryl Streep. She's a good sport. #oscars

  05:47:30 am on March 8, 2010 |
   

• toddbarry: @aimeemann Thanks!!!

  05:46:27 am on March 8, 2010 |
   

• toddbarry: If that's a tuxedo, then I guess I own a tuxedo. #oscars

  05:42:11 am on March 8, 2010 |
   

• toddbarry: @stephaniedrury He did make a weird look, but then I think he caught himself.

  05:20:50 am on March 8, 2010 |
   

• toddbarry: @marissaclaire31 Thanks, MarissaClaire!

  05:05:26 am on March 8, 2010 |
   

• toddbarry: Four suitcases is actually a lot. #oscars

  04:37:11 am on March 8, 2010 |
   

• toddbarry: "23 years ago, I promised to never get another haircut." #oscars

  04:26:22 am on March 8, 2010 |
   

• toddbarry: I'm a bit distracted because I forgot the name of the law firm Mo'nique thanked. #oscars

  04:14:14 am on March 8, 2010 |
   

• toddbarry: Super gracious! #oscars

  04:12:02 am on March 8, 2010 |
   

• toddbarry: Let me fill in that "blank": Thanks to Todd Barry for all the great comedy! #oscars

  03:52:33 am on March 8, 2010 |
   

• toddbarry: I hope "Rainbows" isn't the name of their daughter. #oscars

  03:07:52 am on March 8, 2010 |
   

• toddbarry: I think "Sneaks Up on You" would've been better. #oscars

  02:51:13 am on March 8, 2010 |
   

• toddbarry: Christopher Plummer did a good job acting like he knew what "spoiler alert" means. #oscars

  02:37:19 am on March 8, 2010 |
   

• toddbarry: The nominees are on stage already. Give them the awards and let's end this shit. #oscars

  02:31:29 am on March 8, 2010 |
   

• toddbarry: Miley, don't nod in agreement when you're told you've "mastered comedy." #oscars

  02:22:51 am on March 8, 2010 |
   

• toddbarry: Aww, Cameron Diaz, why you gotta remind me our community is "spread out"? #oscars

  02:16:42 am on March 8, 2010 |
   

• toddbarry: Yes. Mon'Nique. You're floating. #oscars

  02:06:29 am on March 8, 2010 |
   

• toddbarry: I will be tweeting funny thoughts about the Oscars, shortly after I think of them. Similar to "live tweeting" but slightly different.

  01:04:12 am on March 8, 2010 |
   

• toddbarry: RT @nickthune: I'll be @SXSW w/ @toddbarry @peteholmez @MariaBamford @natashaleggero & @hannibalburess http://sxsw.com/node/4465

  09:13:59 pm on March 6, 2010 |
   

• toddbarry: @sanok1 I'm keeping them.

  07:57:18 am on March 6, 2010 |
   

• toddbarry: @carynloveless. Me too!

  09:39:12 pm on March 5, 2010 |
   

• toddbarry: Never should've posted that pic of lemon cookies. Now I'll have to spend the rest of the day fielding interview requests.

  08:53:14 pm on March 5, 2010 |
   

• toddbarry: Just ate these two lemon cookies in Brooklyn. Not lying. http://tweetphoto.com/13348464

  08:43:07 pm on March 5, 2010 |
   

• toddbarry: @jzilla_ No, this is their assignment!

  10:38:00 pm on March 4, 2010 |
   

• toddbarry: @lazydancer I cannot and will not stop you.

  09:53:04 pm on March 4, 2010 |
   

• toddbarry: @mimidancer The show is not coming back.

  09:50:37 pm on March 4, 2010 |
   

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