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  • ThatKevinSmith: Via @nwilson77 "Tickets to your BDay show in RedBank already sold out?" Not yet: http://tinyurl.com/ItWas40YearsAgoToday We're filming it!

    05:26:52 pm on July 25, 2010 |

     

  • ThatKevinSmith: Via @cmatthes1 "MCM mode of #CopOut gives me hope for the new BluRay extras" It's pretty entertaining. Watched opening w/crowd & it crushed.

    04:38:48 pm on July 25, 2010 |

     

  • ThatKevinSmith: Via @uberjim83 "Somebody was spreading a rumour that you died!" No, it was that I was dieTing - which was also an ugly, untrue rumor.

    04:34:31 pm on July 25, 2010 |

     

  • ThatKevinSmith: Via @meganphelps "So now we know who's playing Gramps in Red State: Michael Parks! http://bit.ly/bynta5 " Hey - it's not a bio-pic, Slappy.

    04:33:05 pm on July 25, 2010 |

     

  • ThatKevinSmith: THIS WEEK, see me, @SMosier, @BryAndWalt as we cross the country conversatin' & cussin': http://tinyurl.com/DirtyBoysTalkingDirty #SModcast

    12:22:55 pm on July 25, 2010 |

     

  • ThatKevinSmith: Kudos to @CinemaBlend, for paying attention during the Hall H panel & catching the RED STATE news in midst of my story: http://bit.ly/cmqzRJ

    10:59:11 am on July 25, 2010 |

     

  • ThatKevinSmith: Via @Dalekchild "I waited in line for about four hours to see your Hall H panel,and it was definitely worth it" You're gonna make me cry...

    10:39:05 am on July 25, 2010 |

     

  • ThatKevinSmith: Via @VirgOfGreatness "thanks for kicking ass totally worth waiting 8 hours to see you" Thanks for sticking around. Hall H is my Lazarus Pit.

    10:37:10 am on July 25, 2010 |

     

  • ThatKevinSmith: Via @k4ng "James proposed to me w/Kevin's help in front of entire hall h!" Congrats! I'm owed Prima Nocta. Will take Prima Rectum instead...

    10:34:29 am on July 25, 2010 |

     

  • ThatKevinSmith: Via @Juliegirl76 "Just watched #CopOut & it was fucking hilarious! Loved it!" Tonight, @wb_home_ent told me DVD/BD sold beyond expectations.

    10:32:22 am on July 25, 2010 |

     

  • ThatKevinSmith: Via @namelikethesong "KevinSmith's panel made up for the wait!" When face-stabbers threaten your ComiCon Hall H day, I'll be your shelter...

    10:30:00 am on July 25, 2010 |

     

  • ThatKevinSmith: Hall H backstage: Just saw THOR footage & then the AVENGERS assembled. My inner 12 year old is smiling. He's also STILL not getting laid...

    03:50:59 am on July 25, 2010 |

     

  • ThatKevinSmith: Via @BryAndWalt "Mewes signing at ComiCon NOW! Booth #5612" Give him love; @JayMewes crushed it at @etniesculture Live SModcast last night.

    11:49:04 pm on July 24, 2010 |

     

  • ThatKevinSmith: ComiCon! Tonight, I'll be swearing inside Hall H at 7:15. But before that, help me celebrate @FilmThreat 's 25th BDay! 5:30pm in Rm 24ABC!

    07:23:44 pm on July 24, 2010 |

     

  • ThatKevinSmith: Put me in your hand & start touching; take the results in your face: http://tinyurl.com/KissMyApp #AThoughtfulManWillOfferATowelOrSock

    07:16:41 pm on July 24, 2010 |

     

  • ThatKevinSmith: Missed the @etniesculture party for my sneakers? Try a l'il taste, complete with @BRYandwalt cameo: http://bit.ly/aHOyTt

    03:46:01 pm on July 24, 2010 |

     

  • ThatKevinSmith: TEMPE, AZ! LAS CRUCES, NM! Me, @SMosier & @BryAndWalt are coming THIS WEEK to talk filthy with you: http://tinyurl.com/DirtyBoysTalkingDirty

    12:58:32 am on July 24, 2010 |

     

  • ThatKevinSmith: Not at ComiCon? Looking for friends? Husbands have met wives & kids exists because of this board: http://theviewaskewboard.com Join up & go!

    12:31:21 am on July 24, 2010 |

     

  • ThatKevinSmith: Via @etniesculture "KevinSmithVIP Winners! http://bit.ly/aApVzJ " The term "winners", when referenced to things me-related, shouldn't apply.

    07:44:21 pm on July 23, 2010 |

     

  • ThatKevinSmith: RT @JensenClan88: Mark Wahlberg gets his Walk Of Fame star this week. Don't think he deserves it? Then u 4got the fingerbanging roller c ...

    07:39:52 pm on July 23, 2010 |

     

  • ThatKevinSmith: Did you miss today's WIDENING GYRE panel? @Newsarama didn't: http://bit.ly/dgmQjq

    01:49:38 am on July 23, 2010 |

     

  • ThatKevinSmith: COMICON 2010! I am adamantium-boner deep in you! Come to Room 4 for the WideningGyre panel at 12:30. Bat-talk with middle age men!

    08:09:09 pm on July 22, 2010 |

     

  • ThatKevinSmith: Via @cutterex "Just got home from both shows, haven't laughed that hard in a long time, great job all around" Bonus @JayMewes drop-in, too!

    07:32:06 am on July 22, 2010 |

     

  • ThatKevinSmith: H'WOOD! TELL'EM LIVE sold out, but lots of tix donated back by UK fans. That means 50 FREE TIX AT THE DOOR UP FOR GRABS! IMPROV, 6:30 TONITE

    01:42:44 am on July 22, 2010 |

     

  • ThatKevinSmith: Only 10 tix left! If you ever wanna hear tonight's 1-time-only SMOD 'EM show, BUY 'EM NOW! http://www.laughstub.com/improv/buy.cfm?id=41533

    12:35:13 am on July 22, 2010 |

     

  • ThatKevinSmith: HOLLYWOOD! At 8:15 tonight, we're having a key party at the IMPROV. Cum get in on the swap: http://bit.ly/9d6OYc

    05:22:19 pm on July 21, 2010 |

     

  • ThatKevinSmith: Via @swickster "Jen's ass, Tastes Great or Less Filling?" Everything you always wanted in an ass. And less.

    05:13:23 pm on July 21, 2010 |

     

  • ThatKevinSmith: Via @spidermann "instead of your wife's ass, tweet about my wife's ass" It is noble, sir - possessing a sphincter of incomparable strength.

    05:04:49 pm on July 21, 2010 |

     

  • ThatKevinSmith: Via @ZackTeibloom "no one likes JerseyGirl years later" Used to be easy to believe you. In Twitter era, though? Truth outs in sheer numbers.

    05:02:53 pm on July 21, 2010 |

     

  • ThatKevinSmith: Via @ashleypywell86 "been far too long since you tweeted about your wifes ass" She just asked me to make her eggs. The bartering begins...

    05:02:07 pm on July 21, 2010 |

     

  • ThatKevinSmith: Via @Joeymayo11 "re: condom/ATM - How'd Cops know who u were?" Face on camera, bank supplied name on ATM card. http://smodcast.com/peephole

    04:51:18 pm on July 21, 2010 |

     

  • ThatKevinSmith: Via @mattvander "will there be a flamethrower in the new film?" That's the most original question I've been asked in a year. The answer: no.

    04:48:45 pm on July 21, 2010 |

     

  • ThatKevinSmith: Via @Kevman7987 "Why are people giving you shit about Cop Out?" Why'd they give me shit on JERSEY GIRL and MALLRATS. #JustGiveItAFewYears

    04:47:47 pm on July 21, 2010 |

     

  • ThatKevinSmith: Via @Juggernaut_2113 "Please tell us you'll be putting Adam Brody in more stuff" Hoping he'll play a mustachioed star center from Quebec...

    04:46:22 pm on July 21, 2010 |

     

  • ThatKevinSmith: Via @CharleySkira "Duck Season" Wabbit Season.

    04:44:33 pm on July 21, 2010 |

     

  • ThatKevinSmith: RT @etniesculture: Win VIP passes to @ThatKevinSmith 's Happy Hour at Comic Con! For details, follow etnies on Facebook! http://www.face ...

    04:43:38 pm on July 21, 2010 |

     

  • ThatKevinSmith: Via @PaulieDars "You know TINY DANCER isn't about Tony Danza, right?" Of course I do, smart-ass. The song's about @Alyssa_Milano. #BossIsWho

    04:42:54 pm on July 21, 2010 |

     

  • ThatKevinSmith: Via @yourmelody1 "ViewAskew Board geek-riddled. Will there be requests for panties?" They already got mine. http://www.theviewaskewboard.com

    04:38:47 pm on July 21, 2010 |

     

  • ThatKevinSmith: Via @rogertsao "will there be a TESD shirt?" On tour next week, yes. Shirt front looks like their poster: http://tellemlivestevedave.com

    04:36:07 pm on July 21, 2010 |

     

  • ThatKevinSmith: Via @Andeesaurus "What did you think the lyrics were?" For ROCKET MAN? I didn't. Just hardcore Elton-mumbled that part. Now? KARAOKE TIME!

    04:35:28 pm on July 21, 2010 |

     

  • ThatKevinSmith: Via @StephanieClark_ "when do you start shooting for Hit Somebody?" Hopefully mid-2011. So let's stop talking about it. Getting blue balls.

    04:34:08 pm on July 21, 2010 |

     

  • ThatKevinSmith: Via @reginaroadie "Just don't slack off when making RED" RED STATE is fitting foreplay to the cock-hammering you'll get with HIT SOMEBODY.

    04:32:32 pm on July 21, 2010 |

     

  • ThatKevinSmith: Via @markramsey "got my SModcast Dallas Tix, can't wait!" Come hear me & the boys talk silly shit: http://tinyurl.com/DirtyBoysTalkingDirty

    06:26:39 am on July 21, 2010 |

     

  • ThatKevinSmith: The Screening That Started It All: IFFM preem of CLERKS, October 3, 1993. http://www.viewaskew.com/gallery/images/clerks/clerkscrew.jpg

    06:24:38 am on July 21, 2010 |

     

  • ThatKevinSmith: Proto-SMod: me & @SMosier as utter babies, circa 93, set of CLERKS: http://www.viewaskew.com/gallery/images/clerks/sctkev.jpg

    06:19:38 am on July 21, 2010 |

     
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