Russell Brand on Twitter
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Russell Brand is an English actor, comedian, radio and television presenter known for his insane behavior and haircut, which we wish he'd see to. But we loved him in Forgetting Sarah Marshall, and so should you.
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rustyrockets: @Alexvision yes! We're going up- we'll chew through Cardiff!
07:11:55 am on May 3, 2012 |
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rustyrockets: @starleigh2000 ah ha! And now this. X
07:11:14 am on May 3, 2012 |
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rustyrockets: @NaughtSoFunny I don't know send a picture
03:32:55 am on May 3, 2012 |
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rustyrockets: New FX Show, After Show Party, then small riot at the Toyota dealership opposite venue - tickets here http://t.co/8LvuEnhU
03:32:34 am on May 3, 2012 |
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rustyrockets: Tomorrow night's show in LA- after party tickets for the 100 people in sexiest/stupidest outfits (depending on gender) http://t.co/8LvuEnhU
02:51:45 am on May 3, 2012 |
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rustyrockets: You sex mad lotharios, you giddy nymphs on Friday and Saturday I will be joking my heart out in Atlantic City, come. http://t.co/jCTVRqLE
12:26:34 am on May 3, 2012 |
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rustyrockets: Follow this twerp, @matthewstoller he is going to help us gently bring down the government. http://t.co/L4TTEtc7
03:19:07 am on May 2, 2012 |
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rustyrockets: What's a good slogan for Fox News? #newfoxslogan "We're good at evil"? See me practice FX show http://t.co/L4TTEtc7
12:25:17 am on May 2, 2012 |
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rustyrockets: Atlantic City this Friday and Saturday - http://t.co/jCTVRqLE let's all be together
02:14:21 am on May 1, 2012 |
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rustyrockets: Billy Connolly, me and a nipple. http://t.co/A9bM1R9R
02:29:31 am on April 30, 2012 |
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rustyrockets: Watch Amnesty's Secret Policeman's Ball on Epixat 11:30pm ET: http://t.co/YSd2L5WP or you will be arrested and tortured.
04:33:49 pm on April 27, 2012 |
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rustyrockets: Watch Simon Amstell's show "Grandma's House" my mum says I'm mentioned in it, this was her favourite bit.
11:04:06 pm on April 26, 2012 |
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rustyrockets: Five Year Engagement- lets all watch it and see what contrivance Segel has summonsed to reveal his marvelous penis http://t.co/qj7UkoDF
03:24:36 am on April 25, 2012 |
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rustyrockets: Come look at me. Comedy Sportz LA Sunday April 15 http://t.co/5MeOr2zD
01:48:41 am on April 12, 2012 |
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rustyrockets: Here is a piece of promotional material. http://t.co/JL98F3dF it is designed to pique your interest Si be careful.
12:34:01 am on April 12, 2012 |
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rustyrockets: I shall be gambling and cavorting near the cast of Jersey Shore. Atlantic City May 4/5 http://t.co/jCTVRqLE
09:17:25 pm on April 11, 2012 |
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rustyrockets: I would never burn money. Unless you count the ten grand I spent on cat jackets.
07:51:16 am on April 11, 2012 |
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rustyrockets: David Lynch has mastered another art form- pornography. http://t.co/KNQHxXUf
06:18:12 am on April 8, 2012 |
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rustyrockets: I'm performing stand up comedy in Atlantic City May 3/4. I promise I will deliver humour and chaos http://t.co/jCTVRqLE
04:24:38 am on April 6, 2012 |
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rustyrockets: Any day now. http://t.co/FPg7kNl1
08:19:23 pm on April 2, 2012 |
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rustyrockets: Listen to my friend Karl he's nuts. http://t.co/T5qiyGRE
10:29:03 pm on March 29, 2012 |
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rustyrockets: Avoid puns. http://t.co/Igzd7wFF
07:55:44 am on March 29, 2012 |
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rustyrockets: Mum.I'm in a dystopian contest to win dinner for our town. Getting tips from barman from Cheers. Morale low. Send condoms
04:11:00 am on March 27, 2012 |
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rustyrockets: People don't have water- this will make them thirsty, angry and smelly. Follow @drop4drop and their mission #cleanwaterforall
07:26:31 pm on March 22, 2012 |
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rustyrockets: Happy Mother's day all you English mothers. I hope all Mother-effers feel a bit embarrassed.
08:36:54 pm on March 18, 2012 |
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rustyrockets: Happy St Patrick's Day to all my Irish friends and undiagnosed alcoholics.
05:15:19 pm on March 17, 2012 |
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rustyrockets: Since Steve Jobs died I cannot bear to see anyone use an iphone irreverently, what I did was a tribute to his memory.
05:55:19 pm on March 14, 2012 |
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rustyrockets: 21 jump Street looks amazing. How can anything IMPROVE by not having Johnny Depp in it? I want to make Jonah pregnant.
05:52:25 pm on March 14, 2012 |
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rustyrockets: Watch me debate the war on drugs - its insane. Most of my views are expressed by my hat. http://t.co/9mhOXbcC
08:21:49 pm on March 13, 2012 |
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rustyrockets: Listen to my mate Sam's band Besidemyself (good name) here at 7pm UK time http://t.co/2WpeOS7o
03:58:37 pm on March 13, 2012 |
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rustyrockets: Spiritual Revolution. Photo by Jesse DeYoung http://t.co/vBiOT6YM
01:11:45 am on March 12, 2012 |
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rustyrockets: Support NOLA youth you beautiful maniacs http://t.co/6cUPAu8R
08:42:57 pm on March 11, 2012 |
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rustyrockets: If you start to support amnesty it means you are not as much like Hitler as you used to be http://t.co/Rjf5wCAx
05:00:09 am on March 10, 2012 |
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rustyrockets: Hello everyone! Can it ever be right to assemble a child army to terrorise people? Surely not. http://t.co/TVHJZ0sg
07:34:50 pm on March 7, 2012 |
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rustyrockets: Hey look at this- I'm in it http://t.co/5wGVJvxM
02:02:44 am on March 5, 2012 |
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rustyrockets: Enjoy Michelle Brilliant http://t.co/Y4M0cz5g
04:40:05 am on March 4, 2012 |
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rustyrockets: Watch this http://t.co/cvhHJhsp
01:06:33 am on March 2, 2012 |
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rustyrockets: Watch @danielpinchbeck evolving consciousness- unless you like your consciousness how it is. http://t.co/DDHhB1Tw
11:52:56 pm on February 26, 2012 |
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rustyrockets: Come see me, @Billy_Connolly, @eddieizzard and Tracey Ullman perform Eric Idle's show! Pre sale now! Use Code: Dick12 http://t.co/zh9EuYEx
07:20:18 pm on February 21, 2012 |
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rustyrockets: We can all say whatever we want. Win free tix to Secret Policeman's Ball and support free speech http://t.co/ohmdhRMW
01:27:26 am on February 21, 2012 |
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rustyrockets: On this day of love do something beautiful http://t.co/s0mY4Ba5 then we can go back to being perverts. X
01:51:48 am on February 15, 2012 |
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rustyrockets: This Thursday come and laugh yourself silly at the madness of it all http://t.co/c9hgLmyg
09:20:03 am on February 8, 2012 |
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rustyrockets: The intuitive mind is a gift and the rational mind a servant. We have created a society that honors the servant and has forgotten the gift.
11:27:02 pm on February 7, 2012 |
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rustyrockets: Super Bowl?Football? West Ham beat Millwall yesterday by kicking a ball with their feet. We must review our priorities.
07:27:28 pm on February 5, 2012 |
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rustyrockets: We can't solve problems by using the same kind of thinking we used when we created them- Einstein. What a twerp.
07:22:40 pm on February 5, 2012 |
