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http://twitter.com/rustyrockets

Russell Brand is an English actor, comedian, radio and television presenter known for his insane behavior and haircut, which we wish he'd see to. But we loved him in Forgetting Sarah Marshall, and so should you.

• rustyrockets: “@starleigh2000: @rustyrockets Are you letting people into the Rock of Ages premiere like you did with Arthur? Can I go?” YES

  05:25:46 am on May 22, 2012 |
   

• rustyrockets: “@may_may: @rustyrockets you promised shindig last time and did not deliver.” shindigs can be a challenge. This time I will succeed

  05:02:06 am on May 22, 2012 |
   

• rustyrockets: “@JJazmineMoz: won't you help us to get #HappyBirthdayMorrissey trending?” I'm not sure he'll appreciate it but here you go

  05:01:05 am on May 22, 2012 |
   

• rustyrockets: Thursday and Friday shows that will start on time and have a fruity little shindig after. http://t.co/G15OumM0

  02:50:51 am on May 22, 2012 |
   

• rustyrockets: @jonnyfox4 this enthusiasm excites me Jonny. X

  02:48:44 am on May 22, 2012 |
   

• rustyrockets: Well done Sam. We. Are Premier League. http://t.co/z0bgV331

  06:10:14 pm on May 19, 2012 |
   

• rustyrockets: My mate Mick with a menacing tribute. He's a Spurs fan. http://t.co/mRcV4GYN

  05:06:35 pm on May 19, 2012 |
   

• rustyrockets: Yes! We're back. Happiest I've been alone in a room since I was 14.

  04:56:52 pm on May 19, 2012 |
   

• rustyrockets: VAZ TE!!! Play the last five minutes nude, you beautiful bastard. COYI

  04:45:32 pm on May 19, 2012 |
   

• rustyrockets: West Ham United sounds funny in an American accent and they think our kit is "maroon".

  03:57:47 pm on May 19, 2012 |
   

• rustyrockets: “@nick47674929: @rustyrockets he's Freddie Kruger after Botox” yes that's more like it.

  03:28:27 pm on May 19, 2012 |
   

• rustyrockets: Ian Holloway looks like a Ninja Turtle with a wasting disease #COYI

  03:26:39 pm on May 19, 2012 |
   

• rustyrockets: COYI!!! http://t.co/CpPp1HJt

  03:04:06 pm on May 19, 2012 |
   

• rustyrockets: COYI“@westhamfootball: Official #WestHam pubs are The Green Man,Greyhound,JJ Moons,Thirsty Eddie’s,Innisfree Freehouse, & Blue Room”

  02:32:34 pm on May 18, 2012 |
   

• rustyrockets: Stand Up Gig in LA this Friday http://t.co/oQ7HTbEf come and see me.

  09:10:24 pm on May 17, 2012 |
   

• rustyrockets: RT @OccupyLondon: Dalai Lama on @occupylondon. "If their reasons and motivations are sincere, then I will join with them." http://t.co/O ...

  06:36:12 pm on May 14, 2012 |
   

• rustyrockets: “@Cassie_Higgins: Wanted @rustyrockets to sign my boobs. Didn't even get a picture! #disappointed” I'm very sorry I have reneged on my admin

  11:03:52 pm on May 13, 2012 |
   

• rustyrockets: I'm on my way to the Lyric. Get ready for last day madness you lunatics. X

  06:16:58 pm on May 13, 2012 |
   

• rustyrockets: RT @Glinner: Just signed. Petition to stop government snooping http://t.co/c8Js6iP7

  03:24:58 pm on May 11, 2012 |
   

• rustyrockets: Good luck today but I have no A Levels and still addressed the House Of Commons dressed as WWF wrestler, The Undertaker.

  03:23:57 pm on May 11, 2012 |
   

• rustyrockets: “@JenShelby1080: @rustyrockets whats the difference with that yoga from regular yoga?”it is the pure white horse of yoga. It gets you there

  03:21:31 pm on May 11, 2012 |
   

• rustyrockets: RT @JenShelby1080: @rustyrockets whats the difference with that yoga from regular yoga?

  03:20:48 pm on May 11, 2012 |
   

• rustyrockets: @AileenAshe it got sold out before I could tweet it. Come though. I'll get you in. Ask for Shane. Or Paul. Not paul Shane though. X

  03:20:34 pm on May 11, 2012 |
   

• rustyrockets: RT @TheDannyWatts: @rustyrockets any chance of a retweet for my drug education company? http://t.co/XU5TOdq6 xx

  03:18:13 pm on May 11, 2012 |
   

• rustyrockets: A-Level students, good luck but remember it is foremost a euphemism for bumming.

  08:30:47 am on May 11, 2012 |
   

• rustyrockets: I'm bring offered this kitten. I might take him just for the witchcraft. Shall I? http://t.co/VbeZl0ga

  07:50:17 am on May 11, 2012 |
   

• rustyrockets: @capebuddies we did once, he ate the ring. That sounds worse than it was.

  07:46:35 am on May 11, 2012 |
   

• rustyrockets: Now I must do kundalini yoga to install a new consciousness in the ol' brain box. Sat Nam (yes, it is a bit like sat-nav).

  07:44:57 am on May 11, 2012 |
   

• rustyrockets: @VictorySweet sat nam

  07:39:47 am on May 11, 2012 |
   

• rustyrockets: @BoobiePainter I certainly like the concept and the subject. In quite a good breast painter myself.

  07:39:29 am on May 11, 2012 |
   

• rustyrockets: @ChrisMarlton even the most recent sequel makes sense now.

  07:38:44 am on May 11, 2012 |
   

• rustyrockets: @jeordiewhite where the hell are you? I tried to find you in Atlantic City- always a gamble.

  07:38:13 am on May 11, 2012 |
   

• rustyrockets: @meganluttrell again, part of the adaptation.

  07:36:55 am on May 11, 2012 |
   

• rustyrockets: @sditmore yes it would- but how would I sleep!

  07:36:34 am on May 11, 2012 |
   

• rustyrockets: @starleigh2000 definitely

  07:36:09 am on May 11, 2012 |
   

• rustyrockets: @SpeedPoops it's actually Witness Towers

  07:35:45 am on May 11, 2012 |
   

• rustyrockets: @BrandsBitch he should be. X

  07:34:51 am on May 11, 2012 |
   

• rustyrockets: @millie79 matt is amazing and funnier than ever.

  07:34:33 am on May 11, 2012 |
   

• rustyrockets: @jarney7 it's actually a camp bed round the back of Little Chef, Watford Gap services.

  07:33:05 am on May 11, 2012 |
   

• rustyrockets: @MariaBradleyMUA that is the adaptation you mad twit.

  07:31:06 am on May 11, 2012 |
   

• rustyrockets: @Helenxx4_0 because it's here when you move in and if you take it you're in trouble.

  07:30:34 am on May 11, 2012 |
   

• rustyrockets: @euphoria74 I think it's a theme. But I find it disturbing.

  07:30:03 am on May 11, 2012 |
   

• rustyrockets: Unnecessary, mandatory hotel bedside picture of Harrison Ford subtly adapted by my mate Matt. http://t.co/TVWH05wK

  07:23:30 am on May 11, 2012 |
   

• rustyrockets: MTV Movie Awards combines 2 of my favorite things. Movies&Awards. If somehow group sex could be involved it'd be the best night of my life.

  07:02:24 pm on May 10, 2012 |
   

• rustyrockets: Here is a piece of promotional material http://t.co/e7iGECnY

  03:51:14 pm on May 10, 2012 |
   

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