Russell Brand on Twitter
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Russell Brand is an English actor, comedian, radio and television presenter known for his insane behavior and haircut, which we wish he'd see to. But we loved him in Forgetting Sarah Marshall, and so should you.
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rustyrockets: This Thursday come and laugh yourself silly at the madness of it all http://t.co/c9hgLmyg
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rustyrockets: The intuitive mind is a gift and the rational mind a servant. We have created a society that honors the servant and has forgotten the gift.
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rustyrockets: Super Bowl?Football? West Ham beat Millwall yesterday by kicking a ball with their feet. We must review our priorities.
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rustyrockets: We can't solve problems by using the same kind of thinking we used when we created them- Einstein. What a twerp.
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rustyrockets: They say ignorance is bliss but how would they know?
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rustyrockets: Monday night in LA I will be comedically describing the world. Come. http://t.co/krIxaUy0
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rustyrockets: Listen to me being louchely deconstructed by the obscenely sweet @marcmaron: http://t.co/Dh2TbJ3S
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rustyrockets: RT @realitysandwich: Russell Brand @rustyrockets and Daniel Pinchbeck discuss DMT, insurrection, messianic delusion: http://t.co/3MKzUnXw
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rustyrockets: “@mtcutie: @jimmyfallon as @rustyrockets On #snl http://t.co/NhJ6qgDk” bloody cheek
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rustyrockets: http://t.co/lSwLrUQj this is much more savoury than the muck that usually occupies my dreams.
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rustyrockets: @RealWithAlana YES I'm in the show you maniac.
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rustyrockets: @Glinner you should use cat Valium in yoghurt.
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rustyrockets: Tonight at 7pm come to the Wiltern Theatre LA, sign up to help one of 6 charities in the lobby then march in and watch a splendid Show.
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rustyrockets: Tomorrow will be a beautiful day of altruism and macabre eroticism. Are you In LA? Are you nice? Macabrely erotic?http://t.co/Z5372hxg
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rustyrockets: Now is the time to confirm your attendance. LoveXchange with me and that willful harlot @SarahKSilverman http://t.co/SYx7lEPq
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rustyrockets: Watch me on Kimmel tonight. Volunteer for LoveX-Change http://t.co/SYx7lEPq
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rustyrockets: RT @DanAntopolski: ten year old girl missing in Tilbury . Name Jessica wearing pink fleece if you see her contact police immediately .99 ...
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rustyrockets: Watch me on Ellen RIGHT NOW. I'm promoting Love Xchange - you can come! http://t.co/SYx7lEPq
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rustyrockets: I am on Ellen. Tomorrow. You'll be embarrassed you doubted me. SIGN UP FOR THE XCHANGE http://t.co/SYx7lEPq
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rustyrockets: Me on Ellen's show. HONEST http://t.co/SYx7lEPq http://t.co/MWZ4cQtv
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rustyrockets: Police Moving In to Clear #OccupyLA Camp – Livestream Coverage: http://t.co/ggUbUEPX
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rustyrockets: Volunteer for 2 hours of charity work and watch 2 hours of comedy from me and @SarahKSilverman http://t.co/SYx7lEPq end capitalism!
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rustyrockets: Hey @jasonsegel LOVED Muppet Movie. Sad you didnt find a part for that pink Muppet you showed in Sarah Marshall.
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rustyrockets: Me and @SarahKSilverman in LA, Dec 11 FOR NO MONEY! http://t.co/SYx7lEPq
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rustyrockets: #OccupyThanksgiving Gather w/ loved ones & upload your appreciation for those on the #Occupy frontlines @ StudioOccupy.org - - #OWS #A99
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rustyrockets: @yiodstar happy birthday Yiodi. Give my love to your boyfriends. X
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rustyrockets: I'm now vegan, goodbye eggs, hello Ellen. RT @katyperry: Me & the Mr. just watched "Forks Over Knives". You can get it on Netflix!
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rustyrockets: LA gigs next week, come. http://t.co/CNJtacl2 I'll be back in Britain soon.
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rustyrockets: I went to #OccupyWallStreet and all I wrote was this lousy article http://t.co/VWHXgk3J
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rustyrockets: Wrote something about #OccupyWallStreet Should be up in a minute. X
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rustyrockets: Eventually we got into Canada, and it was beautiful. Leather gloves chafe. http://t.co/g0QGjgnz
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rustyrockets: RT @huneybeeee: @rustyrockets Please RT the fundraising efforts @TheKProject for 34 yr old Keith Gibbons being treated 4 brain tumour at ...
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rustyrockets: Hey we're English! "kettle" should be for boiling water for tea or possibly slang for watch. #Occupylsx
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rustyrockets: Canadians! I'm in your country! Let's go! http://t.co/wSdTST4o
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rustyrockets: @Raving_Network I'm on my way to Canada to do stand up. I might pop along http://t.co/XcVZFP72 :)
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rustyrockets: @TeamKatyPerry NO! They keep knocking us out of tournaments.
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rustyrockets: RT @NewLeftProject: Addressing Oppression and Privilege in the US 'Occupy' Movement http://t.co/wikCLZjv a useful reminder #occupylsx #l ...
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rustyrockets: @katherine_mcke2 You must do this until they insist on counseling.
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rustyrockets: RT @W1zardOz: @rustyrockets Occupy blackpools box!
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rustyrockets: @AllenForrest You look like you're trying to smooch him. That's one way to change the world!
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rustyrockets: Well done everyone at OccupyLSX and all participating in the Occupy movement all over the world. Also well done West Ham.
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rustyrockets: Canadian officialdom has been thwarted- I'm coming tomorrow- look at me, http://t.co/ppiS7MaH we'll cure all with love.
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rustyrockets: CANADIANS! I am coming to your country, where I shall once more unite the commonwealth http://t.co/ppiS7MaH we cannot be stopped!
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rustyrockets: New blog post: Russell in Noel Gallagher's new video http://t.co/nCR10VuU
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rustyrockets: At 7pm EST I'm on @Rosie's first show. Our pure love will immolate the need for consumerism before the 1st commercial break



