Rainn Wilson on Twitter
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Rainn Wilson (b. January 20, 1966 in Seattle, Washington) is an Emmy-nominated and SAG-award winning actor and writer, known for his roles on The Office (US) and Six Feet Under.
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rainnwilson: They can't all be gold. Sorry.
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rainnwilson: 17th sequel title: The Girl who got her Dragon Tattoo Removed.
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rainnwilson: There are like 8 things wrong with this... http://t.co/uvjGRYho
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rainnwilson: Korean BBQ at Ma Dang then @ElvisCostello at the Wiltern. Not bad for a Tuesday night.
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rainnwilson: I wonder if @TheShins know their new song is being listened to by all the she-male hookers at the Boston Market on Sherman Way in Van Nuys.
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rainnwilson: "Gingrich Bitten by Penguin" is one of the best headlines I've ever read. Thank you, press.
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rainnwilson: RT @Fred_Stoller May return to stand-up because I need a place to try out my jokes for Twitter.
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rainnwilson: RT @soulpancake: In your own words, what does love feel like? http://t.co/DeHFaTIw
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rainnwilson: The A Team, the next chapter: http://t.co/TdYf4hl7
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rainnwilson: Why do old men at the gym take SUCH LONG SHOWERS!? (the greatest generation wastes a LOT of water)
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rainnwilson: [Although now I'm watching the Three Stooges]
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rainnwilson: (Yes, I watch @Oprah 's #lifeclass on @OWN. And I'm a dude)
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rainnwilson: You're right @Oprah, let your passion lead you to your purpose. "Live your life on purpose." #lifeclass
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rainnwilson: Going to the @MilkandBookies fundraiser with the fam. What a great charity. Check them out!
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rainnwilson: Next Holloween I'm dressing up as Cindy Sherman. #artjoke
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rainnwilson: Sometimes I'll write myself an email on my iPad, send it to my laptop where I'll forward it as text to my iPhone.
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rainnwilson: Q: How many secret service members does it take to fuck a Colombian prostitute? A: 12
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rainnwilson: That Men's Wearhouse guy really needs to quit smoking.
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rainnwilson: "The reports of my death are greatly exaggerated." -Mark Twain, Val Kilmer, Jeff Goldblum and me.
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rainnwilson: Help stop the persecution of Baha'is in Iran. Education is a human right. Sign this easy petition to Iranian leaders http://t.co/4YpKNmfx
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rainnwilson: Courtney Love and Axl Rose should totally hook up.
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rainnwilson: When it rains in LA, Michael Bay, shirtless, laughs maniacally.
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rainnwilson: Seal is a beautiful lover. I can tell from his music.
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rainnwilson: The people on Mad Men are so jolly this season!
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rainnwilson: A Titanic Survivor: (please read, thank you). http://t.co/MW2myF7w
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rainnwilson: A Titanic Survivor: (please read, thank you). http://t.co/IfOkyy6j
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rainnwilson: I'm very @Mashable today: http://t.co/iDx7cmlL Click it. Thanks @BryanElliott!
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rainnwilson: Sucks when you try to make the world a better place & get a bum rap from nay-sayers. Check the NEXT #kony2012 video! http://t.co/CnsDBNFF
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rainnwilson: Tim Tebow and Jeremy Lin both playing in NYC can only mean one thing: Jesus will make his return at JFK.
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rainnwilson: Good news you guys! Kim Jong Un was named secretary of the Workers Party! I wonder who else was up for the gig.
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rainnwilson: 'Torso-y', yes. 'Forehead-y', certainly. Not leggy.
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rainnwilson: I will never be described as 'leggy'.
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rainnwilson: RT @JenKirkman Okay, Rick Santorum and Herman Cain. Now that you're both free, please get to work on co-starring in a "Miami Vice" remake.
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rainnwilson: Our dog, Oona Kaufman http://t.co/UhfQSpdW
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rainnwilson: 'TinTin' is a delightful, magical adventure about the wonders of growing up and alcoholism.
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rainnwilson: In today's @Rock_Talks on @SoulPancake, we took a mirror, smashed it, then interviewed the band @CutCopy: http://t.co/tvJXwcwC
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rainnwilson: Online creative writing classes starting soon with the awesome @HolidayReinhorn http://t.co/2BPWv54O
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rainnwilson: It is said that Roger Federer sleeps with his tennis raquet snug in his anus.
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rainnwilson: #Hodor
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rainnwilson: #WinterisComing
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rainnwilson: THIS is Hawaiian Spam sushi http://t.co/qELl0RSv
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rainnwilson: Have a Dwightanic week everybody http://t.co/5yhQLTej
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rainnwilson: I will pay you 500$ if you bring me Todd Palin's goatee.
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rainnwilson: Happy Easter everybody! http://t.co/wdq2AAu9
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rainnwilson: Emote-a-sketch http://t.co/mGFSSct8



