Rainn Wilson on Twitter
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Rainn Wilson (b. January 20, 1966 in Seattle, Washington) is an Emmy-nominated and SAG-award winning actor and writer, known for his roles on The Office (US) and Six Feet Under.
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rainnwilson: Newt wants a moon base by the end of his 2nd term. So Callista can be closer to her home planet.
06:27:48 pm on January 27, 2012 |
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rainnwilson: If anyone has a tattoo of their tattoo artist I will give you 1000$. American.
04:06:31 pm on January 27, 2012 |
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rainnwilson: I bet wolves would love to eat the Kardashians.
04:17:05 am on January 27, 2012 |
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rainnwilson: In what universe was Super not nominated for an Oscar! #Super #BestPicture #ShutUpCrime
02:35:11 am on January 27, 2012 |
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rainnwilson: Two words: Labradoodle kebab.
10:10:05 pm on January 26, 2012 |
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rainnwilson: Could Anderson Cooper HAVE any more gravitas?
05:05:08 pm on January 26, 2012 |
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rainnwilson: Don't believe everything you read in the press, ok?
04:35:22 am on January 26, 2012 |
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rainnwilson: An Office crew member was just in a bathroom stall humming "My Way" by Sinatra as he was doing his business.
10:10:11 pm on January 25, 2012 |
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rainnwilson: I don't love you anymore.
05:23:28 pm on January 25, 2012 |
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rainnwilson: On a scale from 1-10, how much do you like the number 7?
05:20:11 pm on January 25, 2012 |
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rainnwilson: I'm directing an awesome episode of The Office this week. It's a show about people who work in an office.
01:53:18 am on January 25, 2012 |
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rainnwilson: I wish someone would find Sting's message in a bottle already. It's been like 30 years.
05:10:07 pm on January 24, 2012 |
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rainnwilson: Touché RT @everyday418 "I thought it was the year of sisqo's unleash the dragon #thongsong" Who doesn't enjoy a good clean Sisqo reference?
08:45:53 am on January 24, 2012 |
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rainnwilson: Happy Chinese New Year, China! It's the year of 'Enter the Dragon'!
03:07:27 am on January 24, 2012 |
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rainnwilson: If I were making adult diapers, I would call them "Sunsetters".
12:20:09 am on January 24, 2012 |
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rainnwilson: I could be one of those guys in movies that looks intensely at computers and says stuff like "shit" or "uh oh" or "Frank, we got a problem".
12:15:02 am on January 24, 2012 |
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rainnwilson: Chris Pine has the most beautiful blue eyes.
11:50:04 pm on January 23, 2012 |
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rainnwilson: Turns out the train in 'Unstoppable' is actually stoppable! U just jump in a truck, drive up to the engine, jump out & put on the brakes!
11:40:02 pm on January 23, 2012 |
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rainnwilson: No one can stop me from live tweeting a re-run of "Unstoppable"
11:09:29 pm on January 23, 2012 |
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rainnwilson: I compulsively created a giant Lego therapist and spilled my guts to it about my gambling addiction.
04:55:06 pm on January 23, 2012 |
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rainnwilson: I get it now, Hooters is an 'owl' themed restaurant. And i thought it was a place to creepily objectify waitresses over fried foods.
08:05:06 pm on January 22, 2012 |
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rainnwilson: Congrats to @NewtGingrich on his win! If he's still into the whole 'open marriage' thing I'm VERY interested.
03:10:47 am on January 22, 2012 |
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rainnwilson: Seattle! Remember the "End of the road" at the Pantages last year? @AndyGrammer is headlining tonight at Nuemos Doors 7:30 GO!
08:38:15 pm on January 21, 2012 |
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rainnwilson: Whats with '4 Cheese ravioli? Oh, Im supposed to be all impressed that u have 4 cheeses? Give me 1 cheese ravioli. And make it American.
07:05:09 pm on January 21, 2012 |
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rainnwilson: I wanted to become an online sperm donor so I jizzed into my modem! #joke #badumbum! #brilliant #sperm #genetics
05:15:13 pm on January 20, 2012 |
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rainnwilson: It is my birthday.
04:38:49 pm on January 20, 2012 |
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rainnwilson: @scottlollis I think they just needed a better agent.
05:02:03 am on January 20, 2012 |
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rainnwilson: @ceciliagault Nothing short of a travesty . . .
04:51:55 am on January 20, 2012 |
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rainnwilson: What band do you feel should have made it and never did? http://t.co/QZY607Rk
09:20:10 pm on January 19, 2012 |
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rainnwilson: If you have ever eaten at the Bubba Gump Shrimp Co restaurant chain, please press 'unfollow'.
04:50:08 pm on January 19, 2012 |
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rainnwilson: Just heard Peyton Manning retired and then decided to immediately come back out of retirement! #wow #nfl #colts #manning
02:16:52 am on January 19, 2012 |
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rainnwilson: And on the seventh day, God ate a coconut macaroon and listened to the new Guided By Voices album. And it was good.
05:10:07 pm on January 18, 2012 |
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rainnwilson: WWTD? (what would Tebow do?)
10:38:58 pm on January 17, 2012 |
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rainnwilson: Thanks for keeping Haiti pimple free, @JustinBieber! http://t.co/rd8NqIFi
10:10:07 pm on January 17, 2012 |
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rainnwilson: I can't wait for the new Ken Burns documentary, "Glue".
06:45:47 pm on January 17, 2012 |
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rainnwilson: You can call me many things but never, ever call me a 'scofflaw'. It's a stupid word.
04:50:06 pm on January 17, 2012 |
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rainnwilson: Donate 31$ to Haiti and win a signed OFFICE script! Last day! http://t.co/cPtjUJQA @JPHRO
12:20:05 am on January 17, 2012 |
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rainnwilson: "Rabid coyotes are like drunk people" - Walter Wilson
10:31:09 pm on January 16, 2012 |
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rainnwilson: "I tremble for my country when I reflect that God is just." -Thomas Jefferson
05:05:09 pm on January 16, 2012 |
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rainnwilson: Are actresses on awards shows required to be spray tanned like glittery ochre deck furniture?
06:22:01 am on January 16, 2012 |
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rainnwilson: Band name: Gays in the Military.
03:22:46 am on January 16, 2012 |
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rainnwilson: Hey, let's make a movie starring that annoying Fox NFL robot guy! Yes! And we shall call it 'Real Steel'!
01:57:44 am on January 16, 2012 |
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rainnwilson: Packers player to coach: "Should we cover Hakeem Nicks?" Coach: "Nah".
12:26:40 am on January 16, 2012 |
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rainnwilson: Next-level soulpancake post: "What Do You Discover When You Recover?" http://t.co/pq8srGMz
11:15:06 pm on January 15, 2012 |
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rainnwilson: RT “@OfficeTally: #TheOffice's @rainnwilson & @mindykaling are coming to Seattle! Check out their video: http://t.co/uV0CfLD7”
07:05:23 pm on October 25, 2011 |
