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Penn Jillette (b. March 5, 1955, in Greenfield, Massachussets) is an American comedian, illusionist, juggler and writer known for his work in the magician team Penn & Teller.
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pennjillette: @arbmouser @tweetyaca how crazy are you. Jim crow laws were the government
05:42:29 am on May 12, 2012 |
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pennjillette: @arbmouser @tweetyaca weren't those laws the problem. Government create problems and then doesn't solve them
03:05:11 am on May 12, 2012 |
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pennjillette: @Andara_Bledin @violetpsyche but they never have
01:01:23 am on May 12, 2012 |
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pennjillette: @myownheroine you should have control over who sees you. Not the government
11:18:48 pm on May 11, 2012 |
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pennjillette: @MsStealthSnark I haven't seen a case of government helping with that.
11:17:49 pm on May 11, 2012 |
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pennjillette: @AgnesphAgnes funny
09:48:47 pm on May 11, 2012 |
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pennjillette: RT @thekman71: @pennjillette I wholeheartedly agree. #RonPaul said it on #Cavuto Wed. It is personal and if ppl want legal ties, sign a ...
09:48:18 pm on May 11, 2012 |
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pennjillette: RT @AllegroRubato: @rynfox @pennjillette We should stop calling it marriage. "Marriage" is a religious institution, we want a contract, ...
09:48:04 pm on May 11, 2012 |
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pennjillette: @Violetpsyche government can't give equality. Only take it away
09:18:46 pm on May 11, 2012 |
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pennjillette: RT @urzapolariz: @pennjillette @PiersTonight I totally agree, marriage is not the business of the State. Leave people to their private c ...
09:17:41 pm on May 11, 2012 |
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pennjillette: RT @tweetyaca: Sorry, @pennjillette, normally agree with you, but marriage is contract law & what little law there is, is state busi ...
09:15:48 pm on May 11, 2012 |
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pennjillette: RT @rynfox: @pennjillette Marriage, in the eyes of the government, should be a financial contract between consenting adults. To hell wi ...
09:15:20 pm on May 11, 2012 |
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pennjillette: RT @PiersTonight: "I don't think that marriage is the government's business." @PENNJILLETTE on #Obama's endorsement: http://t.co/s1ZSIEy ...
08:53:12 pm on May 11, 2012 |
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pennjillette: RT @jrswam: "It just seems a little creepy to tell the government who you're having sex with." - @pennjillette talking gay marriage http ...
08:53:03 pm on May 11, 2012 |
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pennjillette: @StreetKidProd I sure loved working with you, man.
07:04:05 am on May 11, 2012 |
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pennjillette: RT @NotYerAvgChick: .@ArsenioOfficial fans read my interview w/ the #CelebrityApprentice star at http://t.co/bptKA0b2! We talk @pennjill ...
03:04:26 am on May 11, 2012 |
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pennjillette: @WassUpEH @PiersMorgan I've never had a drink in my life.
03:02:26 am on May 11, 2012 |
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pennjillette: @Naynerz13 I remember you. YOu did great.
03:02:04 am on May 11, 2012 |
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pennjillette: @rpdionne win what? Vegas is where I drive and I'm not doing it for ecology but quiet and connivence
08:00:37 pm on May 10, 2012 |
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pennjillette: RT @ntorlando: Current tune! @pennjillette #loveit Everyone give a buck and get it! http://t.co/sl6NbNj7
07:59:35 pm on May 10, 2012 |
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pennjillette: RT @RioVegas: Watch our very own @pennjillette at 9 pm EST/ 6 pm PST on @PiersMorgan Tonight!
07:58:53 pm on May 10, 2012 |
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pennjillette: @BloodyBuddyBoyd @aoshea1 That's so cool.
06:34:00 pm on May 10, 2012 |
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pennjillette: @NimrodGod We've done it.
06:32:22 pm on May 10, 2012 |
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pennjillette: RT @aoshea1: Asparagus Valley Cultural Society--3 deeply troubled young men! @pennjillette @MrTeller #asparagusvalleyculturalsociety htt ...
06:29:26 pm on May 10, 2012 |
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pennjillette: @rpdionne In Vegas it's mostly natural gas and hydro.
06:29:10 pm on May 10, 2012 |
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pennjillette: @ScubaPantheist I don't like to stop and get gas.
07:13:52 am on May 10, 2012 |
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pennjillette: @MollyAlgernon Beautiful. Sexy. Great.
03:34:47 am on May 10, 2012 |
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pennjillette: @IvanDavidson No one claims fair. It's not supposed to be, that's why it's interesting.
03:23:48 am on May 10, 2012 |
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pennjillette: My buddy @DebbieGibson (She's in "Clay Aiken by Penn Jillette) is having a shindig for charity in NYC http://t.co/grFGpFsu Check it out.
03:20:33 am on May 10, 2012 |
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pennjillette: @ScubaPantheist My goal was not ecology but quiet. How does that fail?
03:14:47 am on May 10, 2012 |
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pennjillette: @BenBroberts @MrTeller
03:13:01 am on May 10, 2012 |
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pennjillette: @Simbad_Reb I like technology.
02:57:20 am on May 10, 2012 |
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pennjillette: @NeebonzJim In Vegas it's mostly natural gas.
02:57:00 am on May 10, 2012 |
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pennjillette: @Matpat83 I drive about 40 miles a day tops.
02:56:30 am on May 10, 2012 |
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pennjillette: @freddie_newman @CamMost I've never seen it.
02:52:34 am on May 10, 2012 |
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pennjillette: @Quite_the_Human Thanks. I'm so glad you liked it.
02:52:14 am on May 10, 2012 |
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pennjillette: @alkalibloo I love Lolita. I took a while to read it, because I thought it was about little girls, not America. Read "The Mezzanine."
02:51:48 am on May 10, 2012 |
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pennjillette: Groovy Rio Hotel put a charger for my Nissan Leaf electric car at my theater parking space. I no longer fight the power, I suck the power.
02:51:09 am on May 10, 2012 |
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pennjillette: @bill_poston You'll get some TSA, baby.
12:11:38 am on May 10, 2012 |
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pennjillette: @AGJamison Read books. Card College is good.
12:04:22 am on May 10, 2012 |
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pennjillette: RT @jrswam: God No! book signing: @pennjillette at Meiley-Swallow Hall in Illinois on June 7th http://t.co/m2HUKS02
12:03:46 am on May 10, 2012 |
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pennjillette: @JLukeRobinson thanks
09:36:31 pm on May 9, 2012 |
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pennjillette: I have a couple interviews for NM and Atlantic City, and then I go to my son, Zz's school and talk to kindergarden children about my job.
05:37:18 pm on May 9, 2012 |
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pennjillette: @AgentScot I'm totally against government marriage for anyone. I'm married because the government puts pressure with children.
07:41:00 am on May 9, 2012 |
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pennjillette: @gryffyn Wow, that's great.
04:51:13 am on May 9, 2012 |
