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Penn Jillette (b. March 5, 1955, in Greenfield, Massachussets) is an American comedian, illusionist, juggler and writer known for his work in the magician team Penn & Teller.
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pennjillette: @USMC_spidey The only way to listen to http://t.co/n6xXhSs6 is religiously. Thanks
03:02:33 am on May 16, 2012 |
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pennjillette: RT @JLyle: @stephaha look what Teller just retweeted! “@Eros_Skyy: My favorite FEAR FACTOR with @pennjillette & @MrTeller https:/ ...
03:02:11 am on May 16, 2012 |
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pennjillette: @aausterm We'll talk after the show, but we don't set up anything before for the show, it's too phony. Thanks for understanding.
03:02:01 am on May 16, 2012 |
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pennjillette: @dwjngs Wow, being compared to Neil Young -- thanks so much
03:01:19 am on May 16, 2012 |
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pennjillette: @Amachess You were so great in that trick. You killed it. Thanks so much
03:00:53 am on May 16, 2012 |
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pennjillette: @_LiMaMo_ @wossy Jonathan can call me whatever the fuck he wants.
03:00:27 am on May 16, 2012 |
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pennjillette: @nattparty I'm so sorry you're going through that.
03:00:00 am on May 16, 2012 |
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pennjillette: @RonJenson1 The lyrics to "Clay Aiken by Penn Jillette" by Penn Jillette are at http://t.co/n6xXhSs6
02:59:45 am on May 16, 2012 |
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pennjillette: @lugnutspoppy Welcome to the out of the closest atheist world -- we're thrilled to have you.
02:59:21 am on May 16, 2012 |
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pennjillette: @mikeTagliamonte Our show was called "Bullshit" not "Bullcrap."
02:58:36 am on May 16, 2012 |
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pennjillette: @paul_d The "Penn & Teller Theater" at the Rio is pretty big. There are usually "day of" tickets, but the sooner the better to be close.
02:57:57 am on May 16, 2012 |
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pennjillette: @murphcubfan I will be happy to pose for a picture with you after the show
10:26:10 pm on May 15, 2012 |
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pennjillette: RT @David_A_Doyle: @pennjillette Bullshit S4E3 "on that day we're all murderers" http://t.co/pN0k7b3v. Love your stuff.
09:17:53 pm on May 15, 2012 |
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pennjillette: RT @harrahsresort: We can't wait to see @MrTeller @pennjillette this weekend- 2 shows on 2 nights :) http://t.co/jdqsh8vR
09:03:18 pm on May 15, 2012 |
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pennjillette: @lugnutspoppy Well, I cried more than I laughed while writing "God, No," but that's the kind of guy I am.
09:01:11 pm on May 15, 2012 |
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pennjillette: @Lizzim18 Most likely.
07:51:30 pm on May 15, 2012 |
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pennjillette: @kfleminem The 18th, that's why I took it down
07:42:44 pm on May 15, 2012 |
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pennjillette: @CassandraP The reason doesn't matter much to me, but I'd have to think about it more, and I'm not going to now.
06:54:21 pm on May 15, 2012 |
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pennjillette: @CassandraP Why do you need to? If someone is driving unsafely, bust them, I don't' care why.
06:50:13 pm on May 15, 2012 |
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pennjillette: @CassandraP I don't really care very much the reason they're driving badly, but sure, do what you want then.
06:49:23 pm on May 15, 2012 |
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pennjillette: @CassandraP There's nothing wrong with having laws against unsafe driving, just not random stops.
06:48:00 pm on May 15, 2012 |
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pennjillette: @blkclement We work hard to make sure the show looks good from everywhere in the theater.
06:46:34 pm on May 15, 2012 |
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pennjillette: @CassandraP When someone is driving erratically, they can certainly be pulled over, but not roadside checks.
06:46:11 pm on May 15, 2012 |
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pennjillette: @CassandraP I don't believe in prior restraint. I'm against any roadside checks.
06:43:17 pm on May 15, 2012 |
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pennjillette: @PennJFan I think everything was contracted, but I would have shown up no matter what.
06:42:48 pm on May 15, 2012 |
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pennjillette: @natestom yeah, we were on someone's property and I didn't want to fuck it up. And my arm was sore. And the sun was in my eyes.
06:39:23 pm on May 15, 2012 |
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pennjillette: @Icallmyself I was 45 years old when I started playing upright bass.
06:38:35 pm on May 15, 2012 |
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pennjillette: @DrHuxleyy Teller and I see each other at work all the time and get along great, but rarely socialize.
06:37:36 pm on May 15, 2012 |
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pennjillette: @mysticmajix It's great to feel them even when one is not stressed.
06:36:57 pm on May 15, 2012 |
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pennjillette: @partofaplan http://t.co/n6xXhSs6 is on iTunes. The whole carrying on about Obama and pot is there.
06:36:30 pm on May 15, 2012 |
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pennjillette: @CassandraP Only one traffic rule is required -- drive safely.
06:35:41 pm on May 15, 2012 |
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pennjillette: @GerryBeene I learned stand up right after my mom died. I wanted to learn something new. I don't know why. I learned jazz.
09:16:16 am on May 15, 2012 |
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pennjillette: @BethAnneKeller @Red_Dodge The lyrics are on http://t.co/47uN48mW
08:05:09 am on May 15, 2012 |
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pennjillette: @microBun Exactly. A very good point. This copyright stuff is too confusing.
07:26:12 am on May 15, 2012 |
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pennjillette: @Tobias001 @PennSunday I should mention it, but it's already recorded.
07:06:59 am on May 15, 2012 |
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pennjillette: RT @Red_Dodge: Here is my latest work w/Penn! RT @pennjillette: Here's the video for "Clay Aiken by Penn Jillette" by Penn Jillette. htt ...
07:06:26 am on May 15, 2012 |
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pennjillette: @Ky0ritsu That's exactly the kind of boner I want from you.
07:05:48 am on May 15, 2012 |
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pennjillette: RT @SageOlson: The smartest commentary you'll hear about Obama and the War on Drugs. http://t.co/wJ8zu8dd cc: @pennjillette
07:05:21 am on May 15, 2012 |
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pennjillette: RT @colincromar: "Every politician should want more freedom than they themselves have" - @pennjillette
07:04:56 am on May 15, 2012 |
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pennjillette: @PennJFan Yeah, thanks, I'm not a big fan of pity.
04:52:23 am on May 15, 2012 |
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pennjillette: @Ok2KillUrIdols That's so kind of you to say. Thanks so much.
04:51:53 am on May 15, 2012 |
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pennjillette: @wolfwithdances I'm so glad you like our pre-show jazz. Thanks,
04:51:18 am on May 15, 2012 |
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pennjillette: @ESPEZY I look sad without my glasses because I have no idea where I am.
03:31:18 am on May 15, 2012 |
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pennjillette: @johnjmcgmd "Clear your cookies" turns me on too.
03:29:53 am on May 15, 2012 |
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pennjillette: RT @furrygirl: @pennjillette Did you see that you appear on Wired's list of "100 Geeks You Should Be Following on Twitter"? http://t.co/ ...
03:23:41 am on May 15, 2012 |
