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Penn Jillette (b. March 5, 1955, in Greenfield, Massachussets) is an American comedian, illusionist, juggler and writer known for his work in the magician team Penn & Teller.

• pennjillette: @driver_EV I get it tomorrow at 2.

  02:35:10 am on February 6, 2012 |
   

• pennjillette: RT @jrswam: #CelebrityApprentice promo: 'When Celebrities Attack' http://t.co/VE5FDYjf @pennjillette @LisaLampanelli @ArsenioOFFICIAL @G ...

  02:22:28 am on February 6, 2012 |
   

• pennjillette: @PlanetHendrix That would be what I would do.

  01:32:16 am on February 6, 2012 |
   

• pennjillette: @TheMaestroX I plan to.

  01:25:13 am on February 6, 2012 |
   

• pennjillette: Oh my goodness, here's our buddies OK-Go with another genius event - http://t.co/jEYZM8VN I just love them so much.

  01:21:09 am on February 6, 2012 |
   

• pennjillette: RT @The3OfClubs: http://t.co/Ox2agi1e @pennjillette and @MrTeller with Kim Kardashian.

  01:19:45 am on February 6, 2012 |
   

• pennjillette: @Mobrie06 I sure see that POV.

  01:12:37 am on February 6, 2012 |
   

• pennjillette: Yup, that was me on the Celebrity Apprentice commercial (I didn't see it, I'm working on my book) and my charity is "Opportunity Village."

  01:07:06 am on February 6, 2012 |
   

• pennjillette: @spitakularr @pennsunday You bet your sweet ass.

  12:18:28 am on February 6, 2012 |
   

• pennjillette: @jrswam @DamnedJuggler Take this down. Nothing is happening.

  09:30:52 pm on February 5, 2012 |
   

• pennjillette: We are doing the first "Penn's Sunday School" on 2/19 with a test rehersal on 2/12 - today just doing mic and computer checks. @PennSunday

  09:23:59 pm on February 5, 2012 |
   

• pennjillette: Vintage Nude Studios getting ready Penn's Sunday School Podcast. Wanna be part of The Congregation? Learn Ustream.TV & @PennSunday

  09:16:20 pm on February 5, 2012 |
   

• pennjillette: @AkersBrandy Wow. Thanks so much.

  07:13:29 pm on February 5, 2012 |
   

• pennjillette: RT @Twitta_Please: @pennjillette @PennSunday Hydro-Therapeutic Stimulator. Genius. http://t.co/55xqrwDa

  06:46:23 pm on February 5, 2012 |
   

• pennjillette: RT @jrswam: King Center of the Performing Arts: @pennjillette & @MrTeller LIVE - Feb 9 http://t.co/h2gzFpAT Seats still available

  06:08:53 pm on February 5, 2012 |
   

• pennjillette: @LiberTBelle Thanks so much

  06:08:11 pm on February 5, 2012 |
   

• pennjillette: @ColinKrieger Yup, and I'm flattered.

  06:07:33 pm on February 5, 2012 |
   

• pennjillette: @mchasewalker @eppylover @chrishayes Thanks so much

  06:07:06 pm on February 5, 2012 |
   

• pennjillette: @phatfriday Thanks so much

  06:06:23 pm on February 5, 2012 |
   

• pennjillette: @cyantist 2 hundred grand.

  11:50:57 am on February 5, 2012 |
   

• pennjillette: RT @jrswam: The Mahaffey: @pennjillette & @MrTeller Live - Feb 10 http://t.co/68NUGxwk Seats still available

  11:50:06 am on February 5, 2012 |
   

• pennjillette: @beastie3711 Thanks so much

  11:38:20 am on February 5, 2012 |
   

• pennjillette: @JudgeWapner10 Thank you.

  11:10:04 am on February 5, 2012 |
   

• pennjillette: @LiberTBelle Nice to meet you.

  08:20:24 am on February 5, 2012 |
   

• pennjillette: @manof1000ages You were great.

  08:20:11 am on February 5, 2012 |
   

• pennjillette: @kazoo232 @ActuallyNPH Yes, and thanks again.

  05:52:02 am on February 5, 2012 |
   

• pennjillette: @JudgeWapner10 we will happily sign anything.

  04:02:48 am on February 5, 2012 |
   

• pennjillette: @petersonwk0 @The3OfClubs Our entire adult lives.

  04:02:28 am on February 5, 2012 |
   

• pennjillette: @Rose75 Sure.

  01:21:04 am on February 5, 2012 |
   

• pennjillette: @joeparadox . . . and Penn liked it.

  12:37:26 am on February 5, 2012 |
   

• pennjillette: @LiberTBelle We'll try to be good.

  12:03:19 am on February 5, 2012 |
   

• pennjillette: @USSJoin They don't profess real love, they profess the "love" of the bible, which is hatred of life, but they're real people and good.

  11:14:58 pm on February 4, 2012 |
   

• pennjillette: @USSJoin That's awful. Well, no one hates religion more than me, but I love people. But, that's so awful.

  11:08:44 pm on February 4, 2012 |
   

• pennjillette: @tjtrusty @billmaher No jab at me, I never said ponytails look good on men.

  11:03:21 pm on February 4, 2012 |
   

• pennjillette: @M_Carbonaro Thanks so much

  11:00:47 pm on February 4, 2012 |
   

• pennjillette: @USSJoin that's a small % of christian fundamentalists. Most are good people.

  10:59:43 pm on February 4, 2012 |
   

• pennjillette: @gillmcc @lnsaneFacts True but it's Jillette.

  10:58:55 pm on February 4, 2012 |
   

• pennjillette: @pissedatyoko Wow, I loved that show and love those jokes. Thanks,

  07:24:11 pm on February 4, 2012 |
   

• pennjillette: @azisbest77 Thanks hang in there.

  07:03:02 pm on February 4, 2012 |
   

• pennjillette: RT @PennTellerFans: @pennjillette and @mrteller with god of metal @CoreyTaylorRock , I never though such a photo existed. http://t.co/oX ...

  07:02:38 pm on February 4, 2012 |
   

• pennjillette: RT @The3OfClubs: Prom dates? @pennjillette @MrTeller http://t.co/VM2ONf9E

  07:02:23 pm on February 4, 2012 |
   

• pennjillette: @queen_e__ I'm so sorry.

  07:02:09 pm on February 4, 2012 |
   

• pennjillette: @Daybreaq I'm not sure there is anybody who thinks ponytails look good on men.

  10:19:34 am on February 4, 2012 |
   

• pennjillette: @Daybreaq I don't watch things with my name in them, but Bill is always funny. I'm sure it's great.

  09:19:35 am on February 4, 2012 |
   

• pennjillette: @Daybreaq @billmaher I love Bill. I sure whatever he said was called for, but I didn't see it.

  09:15:12 am on February 4, 2012 |
   

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