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Penn Jillette (b. March 5, 1955, in Greenfield, Massachussets) is an American comedian, illusionist, juggler and writer known for his work in the magician team Penn & Teller.

pennjillette: @mark_scudder - Well, there you go. I guess that's the answer.
04:28:25 pm on August 31, 2010 |

pennjillette: @Ronin707 - Well, then that's good. And I"m fine with him using my name, he knows me.
04:28:03 pm on August 31, 2010 |

pennjillette: @mrunyon05 - I don't think either. Maybe pleased? I don't know.
04:27:23 pm on August 31, 2010 |

pennjillette: @317fletch - I heard it from a few sources. Beck was supposedly very kind about me.
04:26:34 pm on August 31, 2010 |

pennjillette: @theosheckler - Yup, that's the point I make all the time. Well put.
04:25:35 pm on August 31, 2010 |

pennjillette: @quincytphillips - thank you
04:25:13 pm on August 31, 2010 |

pennjillette: @ErinMShaw - nice to see you tonight.
08:43:14 am on August 31, 2010 |

pennjillette: @ovidem - thanks
08:42:15 am on August 31, 2010 |

pennjillette: @Butterfly10210 - thanks
08:41:23 am on August 31, 2010 |

pennjillette: @bradbruce00 - I don't know who that is.
08:40:53 am on August 31, 2010 |

pennjillette: @tommywilliams2 - some people get nervous on stage.
08:40:36 am on August 31, 2010 |

pennjillette: @tedgruber - it's a bass, I'm just so goddamned big.
04:49:30 am on August 31, 2010 |

pennjillette: @DrakeDudnikov - bingo
03:54:21 am on August 31, 2010 |

pennjillette: @Ossurworld - I know, it's pathetic.
03:42:28 am on August 31, 2010 |

pennjillette: @DrakeDudnikov - I don't truck with anyone who believes in god.
03:42:12 am on August 31, 2010 |

pennjillette: @Asimovie - not anything -- but, I do work to get paid.
03:25:45 am on August 31, 2010 |

pennjillette: @DrakeDudnikov - Yeah, I was on his show when he did it from there. I think if you happened to see it, I was pretty true to myself.
03:25:02 am on August 31, 2010 |

pennjillette: @DrakeDudnikov - I never did support him -- I just went on his show and haven't even done that for a while
01:12:12 am on August 31, 2010 |

pennjillette: My "Penn Points" keep going. Here's the one about how Finland fucked us on "Cash Cab" -- http://tinyurl.com/2fzk77h -- you can subscribe.
01:08:57 am on August 31, 2010 |

pennjillette: @jstrevino - absolutely. I pick on religions that play by rules I can live by. I've written a lot about how great xtians are.
08:35:21 pm on August 30, 2010 |

pennjillette: @aimeemcfadden - Freud was an idiot drug addict. But, you point is well taken.
07:02:58 am on August 30, 2010 |

pennjillette: @aimeemcfadden - sure -- why would I have a problem with that?
03:29:23 am on August 30, 2010 |

pennjillette: @VegasPhotog - what a kind thing to say.
03:28:59 am on August 30, 2010 |

pennjillette: @xorge - I knew that, thanks. It's a joke that Hendrix made.
03:28:05 am on August 30, 2010 |

pennjillette: @denniskeyes - Probably not.
03:27:42 am on August 30, 2010 |

pennjillette: @TheMadSkeptic - There's a few, he says "Kiss this police officer" on one. He says "THAT guy" on a few to underline it. Just listen.
09:44:11 pm on August 29, 2010 |

pennjillette: @xIvanEdgex - don't know it well, but like what I've heard.
09:43:35 pm on August 29, 2010 |

pennjillette: Speaking of Hendrix, just sos you know, I know it's "kiss the sky" but, on the later live recordings Jimi does "Kiss this guy" for a joke.
09:39:33 pm on August 29, 2010 |

pennjillette: @DC_Douglas - I knew I was misquoting. I think it's funny.
09:38:06 pm on August 29, 2010 |

pennjillette: @DaniDiGiacomo - Well, yeah, I don't like stoned, but I'm glad your beautiful.
09:37:30 pm on August 29, 2010 |

pennjillette: @aimeemcfadden - I knew that I was misquoting. And no, I'm not experienced with drugs, and that's clearly what Jimi was talking about.
09:37:08 pm on August 29, 2010 |

pennjillette: @tatehemlock - never drank a sip in my life, and I've gambled like 20 bucks in my life. I don't like any of it.
09:36:30 pm on August 29, 2010 |

pennjillette: @anderson_g_e - Um, I knew that.
09:13:37 pm on August 29, 2010 |

pennjillette: "Are you experienced? Not necessarily stoned, but beautiful" I've NEVER been stoned, but oh man, Hendrix. 'Cuse me while I kiss this guy
09:10:42 pm on August 29, 2010 |

pennjillette: @KelseyJohnson_ - you know I want to.
09:10:10 am on August 29, 2010 |

pennjillette: @SemperScientia - I've done a lot of thought and discussion, and I still don't know, even with infinite characters.
03:18:08 am on August 29, 2010 |

pennjillette: @johnholdun - Hello.
03:17:31 am on August 29, 2010 |

pennjillette: @malackey - Thanks.
11:22:15 pm on August 28, 2010 |

pennjillette: @SemperScientia - that's a REALLY hard one. I don't know how to make that call.
11:22:00 pm on August 28, 2010 |

pennjillette: @dirrtyxx - I exaggerate in order to clarify. I've met smart and it ain't me. When you've met shaq you know not to call yourself tall.
10:37:01 am on August 28, 2010 |

pennjillette: @j_rod89 - I have never once said I'm smart.
09:53:47 am on August 28, 2010 |

pennjillette: @KillbotBeauty - I'm sorry, I'm working on it. I'm an idiot
07:28:42 am on August 28, 2010 |

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07:23:25 am on August 28, 2010 |

pennjillette: I love rob pike. He's so smart, I can't even tell how smart he is. A wonderful man, & a wonderful writer. Dig this tinyurl.com/2bamjbb
07:21:57 am on August 28, 2010 |

pennjillette: I love rob pike. He's so smart, I can't even tell how smart he is. A wonderful man, & a wonderful writer. Dig this -tinyurl.com/2bamjbb
07:16:34 am on August 28, 2010 |