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Penn Jillette (b. March 5, 1955, in Greenfield, Massachussets) is an American comedian, illusionist, juggler and writer known for his work in the magician team Penn & Teller.

• pennjillette: @MetaturnalOne @SamMacBastard Thank you.

  05:09:20 am on May 22, 2012 |
   

• pennjillette: @HEMPxxx Well, my anger is theoretical. I'm so sorry you had to be punished by us for nothing.

  04:46:41 am on May 22, 2012 |
   

• pennjillette: @Brlloydcanada Everyone who believes is also fucked, no chance they just happened to hit the right god.

  04:45:50 am on May 22, 2012 |
   

• pennjillette: @anthonylfisher I don't think Jimmy Fallon did anything wrong. He brought a good question to the Prez. I think Jimmy was in the right.

  04:15:00 am on May 22, 2012 |
   

• pennjillette: @FreelanceLance I'm not sure I'm sober for life, just sober so far.

  04:14:20 am on May 22, 2012 |
   

• pennjillette: RT @SamMacBastard: “@pennjillette If you liked me carrying on about Obama drug policy please check out http://t.co/NP4rTUKj for way more ...

  04:12:21 am on May 22, 2012 |
   

• pennjillette: @NEOhiowxguy @HEMPxxx @joerogan I sure am a dick, no doubt about that. Sorry.

  04:12:13 am on May 22, 2012 |
   

• pennjillette: @yorkv01 I think I keep my hair long because I'm some sort of asshole. I'm aware it's out of style, I'm just wrong.

  04:11:05 am on May 22, 2012 |
   

• pennjillette: @leeminor Nicholson Baker, "The Mezzanine" will blow your mind. My favorite.

  04:10:25 am on May 22, 2012 |
   

• pennjillette: @segoviamex Get help from those you love or even a stranger.

  04:06:31 am on May 22, 2012 |
   

• pennjillette: @sontzu411 @HEMPxxx @JoeRogan Obama said it shouldn't be legal.

  04:04:23 am on May 22, 2012 |
   

• pennjillette: If you liked me carrying on about Obama drug policy please check out http://t.co/didZnScM for way more of me carrying on.

  08:31:23 pm on May 21, 2012 |
   

• pennjillette: In NYC high tea at the st Regis with an old friend. A moment to relax before jimmy fallon on Wednesday. http://t.co/xEJl3Oyw

  08:29:56 pm on May 21, 2012 |
   

• pennjillette: @Darrylect @EPetersonSHRM What difference does it make when a bad law was enacted? Does that make it okay?

  08:02:45 pm on May 21, 2012 |
   

• pennjillette: @RadioGirlLA @epetersonshrm I don't think it's money. I think it's thinking they know best for other people. That's worse

  05:28:17 pm on May 21, 2012 |
   

• pennjillette: @RadioGirlLA @EPetersonSHRM I can see that POV, but how long is that an excuse?

  05:00:39 pm on May 21, 2012 |
   

• pennjillette: @M2MEee I was shocked. I had no doubt that Clay had won. But, the game is what Trump says it is, still very odd.

  04:43:17 pm on May 21, 2012 |
   

• pennjillette: RT @EPetersonSHRM: How would Obama's life be different if he'd been busted by his own drug laws? http://t.co/Ld9cSwMG - @pennjillette ha ...

  04:42:22 pm on May 21, 2012 |
   

• pennjillette: @Hypo_Luxa YOU won a Nobel Prize!

  04:09:33 pm on May 21, 2012 |
   

• pennjillette: @cooLLoner Yeah, that Fox show with the masked magician didn't give away any real secrets. All old jive.

  04:05:51 pm on May 21, 2012 |
   

• pennjillette: @Fisheswithfeet yes I do remember you and thanks.

  04:03:09 pm on May 21, 2012 |
   

• pennjillette: RT @AubreyODay: @pennjillette and I roaming city streets. Love this man! http://t.co/qPHTWm2o

  08:54:09 am on May 21, 2012 |
   

• pennjillette: I can't read all the comments, but thanks for all the kind words on tonight's #CelebrityApprentice. I love Arsenio, but I was amazed.

  07:30:14 am on May 21, 2012 |
   

• pennjillette: RT @sreese25: "It's all down to the individual. No one knows what's best for other people. I don't even know what's best for myself." -@ ...

  07:29:04 am on May 21, 2012 |
   

• pennjillette: @lowereastsmile @AubreyODay It was Aubrey's idea for me to dance behind her. She told me she wanted it.

  07:27:47 am on May 21, 2012 |
   

• pennjillette: @katiemoon96 There's no way to prove a negative, if there's no positive, it's assumed.

  07:27:13 am on May 21, 2012 |
   

• pennjillette: @BryanRSchultz Thinking Fast and Slow.

  07:26:38 am on May 21, 2012 |
   

• pennjillette: @MentalJello My dance behind Aubrey was wicked creepy, I loved it.

  07:26:22 am on May 21, 2012 |
   

• pennjillette: @AlimSabrina Go to our website and ask for Glenn, make a deal for charity.

  07:24:15 am on May 21, 2012 |
   

• pennjillette: RT @Ben_Lathbury: http://t.co/cb6hZezk Oh @pennjillette you funny, funny bastard!

  09:26:31 pm on May 20, 2012 |
   

• pennjillette: @TomV_46 I sure see that POV

  09:26:00 pm on May 20, 2012 |
   

• pennjillette: RT @blueheeler3: "Crap on a bicycle" is my new favorite swear #pennsundayschool @pennjillette @RealGilbert

  08:14:44 pm on May 20, 2012 |
   

• pennjillette: RT @RealGilbert: Watch me NOW on @PennJillette 's Podcast @PennSunday School. http://t.co/bh6ZrYZ2

  08:01:44 pm on May 20, 2012 |
   

• pennjillette: RT @jrswam: Penn's Sunday School is starting now. Check it out at http://t.co/IaQwGmea It's @pennjillette & @RealGilbert chatting. T ...

  08:01:36 pm on May 20, 2012 |
   

• pennjillette: @23logic You cannot be near as tired as I am. But, I respect that POV.

  07:52:57 pm on May 20, 2012 |
   

• pennjillette: @daguro Tick tock -- there's still tonight.

  07:52:36 pm on May 20, 2012 |
   

• pennjillette: "Meanwhile Back in the Boardroom" -- I'm back #CelebrityApprentice and, you know, this really does sum up how I feel http://t.co/ikTVmw4m

  07:50:43 pm on May 20, 2012 |
   

• pennjillette: RT @Monkey_Tuesday: Not long to go till the next episode of @PennSunday with @pennjillette, @DamnedJuggler and @RealGilbert. http://t.co ...

  07:15:28 pm on May 20, 2012 |
   

• pennjillette: Off to NYC to do #celebrityApprentice live tonight @apprenticenbc. I will have a surprise guest Not a big surprise but a guest.

  05:57:33 pm on May 20, 2012 |
   

• pennjillette: RT @RealGilbert: Click here to listen to me TODAY at 3pm EST on a new episode of @PennJillette's Podcast @PennSunday School. http://t.c ...

  05:51:26 pm on May 20, 2012 |
   

• pennjillette: @Tupacem hitch was a good friend.

  05:11:50 pm on May 20, 2012 |
   

• pennjillette: @ArronJonesMagic There's a price for me to shave my head.

  04:04:13 pm on May 20, 2012 |
   

• pennjillette: RT @jrswam: After the P&T show, strongman Tom Kelly tore a deck of cards into halves, then quarters http://t.co/YJPMFLWK w/ @pennjil ...

  04:00:38 pm on May 20, 2012 |
   

• pennjillette: @purenasher I"m so sorry for your loss

  03:28:54 pm on May 20, 2012 |
   

• pennjillette: RT @MrTeller: Stunning tattoo on a stunning audience member tonight. http://t.co/rhjCVX9f

  07:38:21 am on May 20, 2012 |
   

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