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MrDonaldGlover: @BunBTrillOG ha! Nick says thanks for the shout-shout
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MrDonaldGlover: @BunBTrillOG We'll order catfish at dinner in your honor. We're gonna go try to make Drake laugh so he'll let us backstage. #wishfulthinking
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MrDonaldGlover: @BunBTrillOG you kiddin? you're always invited! We're @ bumbershoot w/ ur boy drake.
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MrDonaldGlover: Comedians eat!!!! RT @morgan_murphy: oooh, a picture of people. http://twitpic.com/2llxl9
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MrDonaldGlover: BALLS! Performing same time as @JayElectronica @ Bumbershoot. Talking Bob Dylan's hat into takin my spot. It was pretty hilarious last night
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MrDonaldGlover: @arzE I totally forgot about Bruh Man! Thank you. He is totally the greek chorus of the show.
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MrDonaldGlover: @alisonbrie what's that scar on your hand in that pic? Gnarly!
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MrDonaldGlover: RT @WholeFoods: Organic Pomegranate seeds only, $1.99/lb! Offer ends 9/10/10, so nigga you best to hurry! #tweetsthatwillneverhappen
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MrDonaldGlover: Saw a season 2 "Eastbound and Down" billboard on the way to the airport. Got such a comedy hard on (or the laymen "funny bone-er").
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MrDonaldGlover: Performing at Bumbershoot this weekend. I need cool places to eat, drink whiskey, and shop in Seattle. Who's got some?
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MrDonaldGlover: RT @Oprah: Just fingerblasted a dog on a dare. I am officially LABOR DAY DRUNK! #tweetsthatwillneverhappen
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MrDonaldGlover: RT @glennbeck: You would not believe the amount of cum I just swallowed! #tweetsthatwillneverhappen
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MrDonaldGlover: RT @BarackObama: Tomorrow, I'm taking some time for some serious GTL. #tweetsthatwillneverhappen
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MrDonaldGlover: RT @Kanyewest: BED, BATH, & BEYOND COUPON BOOKLET! FTW! #tweetsthatwillneverhappen
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MrDonaldGlover: RT @tomhanks: Friday night! Time to get that pussy! #tweetsthatwillneverhappen
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MrDonaldGlover: Am I the only one who thoroughly enjoyed @louisck's drunk tweets last night?
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MrDonaldGlover: Are you seriously mad at me because I don't like Gucci Mane? Answer your phone asshole! #faketexts
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MrDonaldGlover: @solangeknowles Intelligentsia as well as, Local, Umami burger.
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MrDonaldGlover: Just got in some new tour dates for CHILDISH GAMBINO. Also, got them to make the San Jose stand-up shows 18+. (http://bit.ly/aR6Syi)
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MrDonaldGlover: RT @daneckman: Signed Mystery Team DVD's are back in stock!! http://www.bustedtees.com/mysteryteam
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MrDonaldGlover: Fuck you. I'm with a girl. CALL A LOCKSMITH! #faketexts
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MrDonaldGlover: Just met chick Lauren's trying to hook you up with. I'm being polite by saying she's "Snooki-esque". Lauren is not your friend. #faketexts
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MrDonaldGlover: @EclecticMethod I will soon. I know it's taking a minute.
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MrDonaldGlover: Bay Area? @E40? You comin? RT @sanjoseimprov: DONALD GLOVER September 10th thru 12th. CLICK THE LINK! http://fb.me/ty0Kz3eF
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MrDonaldGlover: I actually made my own Sufjan remix album back in college -http://bit.ly/5In2f RT SeannieCameras:You ever here the remix album, Illinoize?
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MrDonaldGlover: But seriously...the new Sufjan EP is pretty dope.
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MrDonaldGlover: I prefer playing "Melancholy Birds". One of the birds is listening to Sufjan Steven's new EP and another one wishes he knew his dad better.
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MrDonaldGlover: Playing "Angry Birds". They're REALLY pissed. One bird is listening to early Eminem, and another just called one of the pigs the n-word!
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MrDonaldGlover: Deal with it, dummies! RT @Booooooom: i am not going to lie, i like the new ye + rae + Justin Bieber song http://tinyurl.com/2foynnu
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MrDonaldGlover: Working on some new Childish Gambino tracks w/ @ludwiggoransson. And got a freestyle comin out soon. I have to say, my flow is FIRE on it.
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MrDonaldGlover: @uncannie yeah. The guys who do it are friends w/ @alisonbrie
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MrDonaldGlover: @Bill_Brenmar I'm all good. Yeah. I danced for 5 years. I'm all over this ballet shit.
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MrDonaldGlover: "This nigga stay down." -#thegayrapper
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MrDonaldGlover: "Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks. They also aren't men." -#thegayrapper
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MrDonaldGlover: Why these niggas fuckin with me?...oh...right. - #thegayrapper
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MrDonaldGlover: "I'm crushin these niggas!...no. I really am." -#thegayrapper
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MrDonaldGlover: "FUCK THESE NIGGAS!...seriously. Do that." -thegayrapper
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MrDonaldGlover: "I'm feelin this dude...yes homo" -#thegayrapper
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MrDonaldGlover: Kat is KILLIN the car DJ game! She just went from R.Kelly to City High's "Caramel". LETS GOOOOOOOO!!!
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MrDonaldGlover: Getting driven to Penn State from airport by Kat and Lindsay. We are listening to "Birthday Sex". Jealous? http://tweetphoto.com/41983103
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MrDonaldGlover: I have a huge crush on sour patch kids.
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MrDonaldGlover: Is it me or does Glenn Beck remind you of the kid whose parents got divorced, so now he keeps picking on the kid whose mom's in a wheelchair
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MrDonaldGlover: In other news, scientists discover the sky is blue. RT @BreakingNews: Paris Hilton is arrested in Las Vegas on cocaine charge.
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MrDonaldGlover: Headed to Penn State. Hope they're ready to get laughter fucked.
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MrDonaldGlover: !!!!!!x2 RT @stereogum: Kanye West - "Monster" (Feat. Bon Iver, Jay-Z, Rick Ross, Nicki Minaj) http://bit.ly/bGiWQn


