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  • MrDonaldGlover: @BunBTrillOG ha! Nick says thanks for the shout-shout

    01:27:25 am on September 6, 2010 |

     

  • MrDonaldGlover: @BunBTrillOG We'll order catfish at dinner in your honor. We're gonna go try to make Drake laugh so he'll let us backstage. #wishfulthinking

    10:18:09 pm on September 5, 2010 |

     

  • MrDonaldGlover: @BunBTrillOG you kiddin? you're always invited! We're @ bumbershoot w/ ur boy drake.

    09:23:50 pm on September 5, 2010 |

     

  • MrDonaldGlover: Comedians eat!!!! RT @morgan_murphy: oooh, a picture of people. http://twitpic.com/2llxl9

    08:41:34 pm on September 5, 2010 |

     

  • MrDonaldGlover: BALLS! Performing same time as @JayElectronica @ Bumbershoot. Talking Bob Dylan's hat into takin my spot. It was pretty hilarious last night

    06:15:12 pm on September 5, 2010 |

     

  • MrDonaldGlover: @arzE I totally forgot about Bruh Man! Thank you. He is totally the greek chorus of the show.

    10:33:03 pm on September 4, 2010 |

     

  • MrDonaldGlover: @alisonbrie what's that scar on your hand in that pic? Gnarly!

    05:54:30 am on September 4, 2010 |

     

  • MrDonaldGlover: RT @WholeFoods: Organic Pomegranate seeds only, $1.99/lb! Offer ends 9/10/10, so nigga you best to hurry! #tweetsthatwillneverhappen

    04:32:07 am on September 4, 2010 |

     

  • MrDonaldGlover: Saw a season 2 "Eastbound and Down" billboard on the way to the airport. Got such a comedy hard on (or the laymen "funny bone-er").

    02:58:36 am on September 4, 2010 |

     

  • MrDonaldGlover: Performing at Bumbershoot this weekend. I need cool places to eat, drink whiskey, and shop in Seattle. Who's got some?

    12:38:45 am on September 4, 2010 |

     

  • MrDonaldGlover: RT @Oprah: Just fingerblasted a dog on a dare. I am officially LABOR DAY DRUNK! #tweetsthatwillneverhappen

    09:31:30 pm on September 3, 2010 |

     

  • MrDonaldGlover: RT @glennbeck: You would not believe the amount of cum I just swallowed! #tweetsthatwillneverhappen

    02:05:43 am on September 3, 2010 |

     

  • MrDonaldGlover: RT @BarackObama: Tomorrow, I'm taking some time for some serious GTL. #tweetsthatwillneverhappen

    01:52:04 am on September 3, 2010 |

     

  • MrDonaldGlover: RT @Kanyewest: BED, BATH, & BEYOND COUPON BOOKLET! FTW! #tweetsthatwillneverhappen

    01:49:39 am on September 3, 2010 |

     

  • MrDonaldGlover: RT @tomhanks: Friday night! Time to get that pussy! #tweetsthatwillneverhappen

    01:37:05 am on September 3, 2010 |

     

  • MrDonaldGlover: Am I the only one who thoroughly enjoyed @louisck's drunk tweets last night?

    02:31:19 pm on September 2, 2010 |

     

  • MrDonaldGlover: Are you seriously mad at me because I don't like Gucci Mane? Answer your phone asshole! #faketexts

    02:33:12 am on September 2, 2010 |

     

  • MrDonaldGlover: @solangeknowles Intelligentsia as well as, Local, Umami burger.

    12:16:06 am on September 2, 2010 |

     

  • MrDonaldGlover: Just got in some new tour dates for CHILDISH GAMBINO. Also, got them to make the San Jose stand-up shows 18+. (http://bit.ly/aR6Syi)

    10:18:34 pm on September 1, 2010 |

     

  • MrDonaldGlover: RT @daneckman: Signed Mystery Team DVD's are back in stock!! http://www.bustedtees.com/mysteryteam

    09:09:24 pm on August 31, 2010 |

     

  • MrDonaldGlover: Fuck you. I'm with a girl. CALL A LOCKSMITH! #faketexts

    02:21:54 am on August 31, 2010 |

     

  • MrDonaldGlover: Just met chick Lauren's trying to hook you up with. I'm being polite by saying she's "Snooki-esque". Lauren is not your friend. #faketexts

    11:44:37 pm on August 30, 2010 |

     

  • MrDonaldGlover: @EclecticMethod I will soon. I know it's taking a minute.

    11:25:45 pm on August 30, 2010 |

     

  • MrDonaldGlover: Bay Area? @E40? You comin? RT @sanjoseimprov: DONALD GLOVER September 10th thru 12th. CLICK THE LINK! http://fb.me/ty0Kz3eF

    10:36:35 pm on August 30, 2010 |

     

  • MrDonaldGlover: I actually made my own Sufjan remix album back in college -http://bit.ly/5In2f RT SeannieCameras:You ever here the remix album, Illinoize?

    08:44:30 pm on August 30, 2010 |

     

  • MrDonaldGlover: But seriously...the new Sufjan EP is pretty dope.

    08:30:17 pm on August 30, 2010 |

     

  • MrDonaldGlover: I prefer playing "Melancholy Birds". One of the birds is listening to Sufjan Steven's new EP and another one wishes he knew his dad better.

    08:15:24 pm on August 30, 2010 |

     

  • MrDonaldGlover: Playing "Angry Birds". They're REALLY pissed. One bird is listening to early Eminem, and another just called one of the pigs the n-word!

    08:08:11 pm on August 30, 2010 |

     

  • MrDonaldGlover: Deal with it, dummies! RT @Booooooom: i am not going to lie, i like the new ye + rae + Justin Bieber song http://tinyurl.com/2foynnu

    07:54:44 pm on August 30, 2010 |

     

  • MrDonaldGlover: Working on some new Childish Gambino tracks w/ @ludwiggoransson. And got a freestyle comin out soon. I have to say, my flow is FIRE on it.

    06:28:52 pm on August 30, 2010 |

     

  • MrDonaldGlover: @uncannie yeah. The guys who do it are friends w/ @alisonbrie

    04:41:14 pm on August 30, 2010 |

     

  • MrDonaldGlover: @Bill_Brenmar I'm all good. Yeah. I danced for 5 years. I'm all over this ballet shit.

    03:58:06 am on August 30, 2010 |

     

  • MrDonaldGlover: "This nigga stay down." -#thegayrapper

    12:08:07 am on August 29, 2010 |

     

  • MrDonaldGlover: "Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks. They also aren't men." -#thegayrapper

    12:06:45 am on August 29, 2010 |

     

  • MrDonaldGlover: Why these niggas fuckin with me?...oh...right. - #thegayrapper

    11:57:19 pm on August 28, 2010 |

     

  • MrDonaldGlover: "I'm crushin these niggas!...no. I really am." -#thegayrapper

    10:57:41 pm on August 28, 2010 |

     

  • MrDonaldGlover: "FUCK THESE NIGGAS!...seriously. Do that." -thegayrapper

    10:54:18 pm on August 28, 2010 |

     

  • MrDonaldGlover: "I'm feelin this dude...yes homo" -#thegayrapper

    10:53:11 pm on August 28, 2010 |

     

  • MrDonaldGlover: Kat is KILLIN the car DJ game! She just went from R.Kelly to City High's "Caramel". LETS GOOOOOOOO!!!

    10:18:54 pm on August 28, 2010 |

     

  • MrDonaldGlover: Getting driven to Penn State from airport by Kat and Lindsay. We are listening to "Birthday Sex". Jealous? http://tweetphoto.com/41983103

    09:55:45 pm on August 28, 2010 |

     

  • MrDonaldGlover: I have a huge crush on sour patch kids.

    09:46:48 pm on August 28, 2010 |

     

  • MrDonaldGlover: Is it me or does Glenn Beck remind you of the kid whose parents got divorced, so now he keeps picking on the kid whose mom's in a wheelchair

    06:21:18 pm on August 28, 2010 |

     

  • MrDonaldGlover: In other news, scientists discover the sky is blue. RT @BreakingNews: Paris Hilton is arrested in Las Vegas on cocaine charge.

    06:11:55 pm on August 28, 2010 |

     

  • MrDonaldGlover: Headed to Penn State. Hope they're ready to get laughter fucked.

    04:43:07 am on August 28, 2010 |

     

  • MrDonaldGlover: !!!!!!x2 RT @stereogum: Kanye West - "Monster" (Feat. Bon Iver, Jay-Z, Rick Ross, Nicki Minaj) http://bit.ly/bGiWQn

    03:22:38 am on August 28, 2010 |

     
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