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• MrDonaldGlover: @jackburditt I don't know what measurement, but I'm sure it 8 of it.

  03:51:48 am on March 1, 2011 |
   

• MrDonaldGlover: YES! IDLE HANDS IS ON!! #normaltweetnoteffectedbyjessicaalba

  01:55:13 am on March 1, 2011 |
   

• MrDonaldGlover: I spell "affected" "effected" cuz I was hit by a car trying to save a puppy in '96. Effected my brain. #normaltweetnoteffectedbyjessicaalba

  01:48:21 am on March 1, 2011 |
   

• MrDonaldGlover: Ugh! The crotch of my jeans are worn out AGAIN! #normaltweetnoteffectedbyjessicaalba

  01:40:30 am on March 1, 2011 |
   

• MrDonaldGlover: Crap! I'm late to the "Best Cake Making" and "Most Awesome Massage Giver" awards! #normaltweetnoteffectedbyjessicaalba

  01:35:53 am on March 1, 2011 |
   

• MrDonaldGlover: Just finished doing 300 push-ups. Now off to tutor children! #normaltweetnoteffectedbyjessicaalba

  01:30:31 am on March 1, 2011 |
   

• MrDonaldGlover: WHOA! @jessicaalba is following me....

  01:27:25 am on March 1, 2011 |
   

• MrDonaldGlover: @jackburditt yeah I am. And I'm doin a bunch of other stuff too. You gonna be there?

  01:04:23 am on March 1, 2011 |
   

• MrDonaldGlover: @jackburditt I JUST FOUND OUT! I'm going to pretend to be Walt the whole time. That's a good bit, right?

  10:56:02 pm on February 28, 2011 |
   

• MrDonaldGlover: Javier and Penelope must have the most passionate sex. Like, he cums a guitar and plays it for her sex. #Oscars

  05:11:04 am on February 28, 2011 |
   

• MrDonaldGlover: I'm loving these Social Network clips. That Asian chick is so fly...I see you girl! #Oscars #cangetit

  04:38:41 am on February 28, 2011 |
   

• MrDonaldGlover: @questlove this is that person: @meganganz she's excellent.

  04:25:46 am on February 28, 2011 |
   

• MrDonaldGlover: @questlove this is that person: @meganganz she killed that ep

  04:25:36 am on February 28, 2011 |
   

• MrDonaldGlover: Super 8!!!!

  03:38:39 am on February 28, 2011 |
   

• MrDonaldGlover: "Freaks And Geeks" live. Me and @ludwiggoransson. (and @skornhaber): http://twitvid.com/LWKXO

  01:28:53 am on February 28, 2011 |
   

• MrDonaldGlover: Volunteer at the special olympics RT @boronnitride: Any advice on how to compete for a girl with a guy who's going to be in the olympics?

  06:12:05 pm on February 27, 2011 |
   

• MrDonaldGlover: RT @heems: y come all the cool indian girls got white boyfriends

  06:53:55 am on February 27, 2011 |
   

• MrDonaldGlover: RT @DCpierson: .@mrDonaldGlover does stand-up at #MAGICBAG tonight in LA @ 10 along with me @elizaskinner @eugcordero & more! Tickets: h ...

  02:05:08 am on February 27, 2011 |
   

• MrDonaldGlover: If I make one kid feel like it's okay to rap about his favorite muppet, I WIN. #mightstillbedrunk

  05:15:59 pm on February 26, 2011 |
   

• MrDonaldGlover: P.S. Also! Someone said I can spit but I'm not "rap cool". He's so right. FUCK. RAP. COOL. "Rap cool" can eat my asshole.

  05:07:03 pm on February 26, 2011 |
   

• MrDonaldGlover: Pretty sure I drunk tweeted all last night, but don't see it on twitter. It's like twitter said "Ur obviously drunk, so it's off the record"

  05:04:16 pm on February 26, 2011 |
   

• MrDonaldGlover: Love is the fucking worst. I love it. Where's dc? YPU LEFT!

  09:49:23 am on February 26, 2011 |
   

• MrDonaldGlover: Drunk. With @DCpierson and @dannypudi. Exgirl called me. Fuck this.

  08:42:44 am on February 26, 2011 |
   

• MrDonaldGlover: Today was a good day. I'm totally crushing on you guys.

  04:06:33 am on February 26, 2011 |
   

• MrDonaldGlover: @dapwell I know, right!?!

  12:54:24 am on February 26, 2011 |
   

• MrDonaldGlover: @dapwell I know right!?!

  12:54:21 am on February 26, 2011 |
   

• MrDonaldGlover: Oh! And shoutout to @daneckman for directing the video. I woke from a dream and texted him the idea and he was like "shoot it Saturday?"

  10:12:39 pm on February 25, 2011 |
   

• MrDonaldGlover: The #IAMDONALD shows are stand-up AND rap (Childish Gambino). You get both.

  09:56:21 pm on February 25, 2011 |
   

• MrDonaldGlover: Childish Gambino is trending. You guys are so dope.

  08:11:43 pm on February 25, 2011 |
   

• MrDonaldGlover: Hey! The #IAMDONALD tour dates are go: http://bit.ly/firyWS and the video for "FREAKS AND GEEKS" is live: http://bit.ly/fc2TfH Holler.

  07:36:24 pm on February 25, 2011 |
   

• MrDonaldGlover: http://twitpic.com/43bix7

  06:10:09 am on February 25, 2011 |
   

• MrDonaldGlover: RT @barvonblaq: Guys, seriously. Headlining ATL's Laughing Skull Lounge March 10-13. Come to it, but don't fart. http://www.vortexcomedy ...

  06:08:19 am on February 25, 2011 |
   

• MrDonaldGlover: @JavelinJamz Chevy told

  10:42:47 pm on February 24, 2011 |
   

• MrDonaldGlover: Hey! I said $100. I'm not a creep. RT @MelissaRLA: Um, @MrDonaldGlover offered me fifty bucks to make out with my brother. Not enough...

  07:48:34 pm on February 24, 2011 |
   

• MrDonaldGlover: @MelissaRLA Yeah. You could have made some serious green.

  07:37:19 pm on February 24, 2011 |
   

• MrDonaldGlover: Okay, but seriously. Who dis? #faketexts

  07:31:12 pm on February 24, 2011 |
   

• MrDonaldGlover: I'm not. Sorry guys. But I promise something cool soon: http://bit.ly/i62LZ4 RT @OliverScherillo r u not playin Check Yo Ponytail anymore?

  07:04:48 pm on February 24, 2011 |
   

• MrDonaldGlover: Girl on girl is fuckin played. I offered a brother and sister $100 to makeout at the bar last night. #highorlowpoint?

  06:05:18 pm on February 24, 2011 |
   

• MrDonaldGlover: Last night was really fun. Thanks twitter folk who came out.

  06:03:01 pm on February 24, 2011 |
   

• MrDonaldGlover: Come. Ill give it. RT @jessiiccaa: @MrDonaldGlover I could use twenty bucks, just sayin.

  07:48:50 am on February 24, 2011 |
   

• MrDonaldGlover: Yo. I'm liking this having free money shit. This must be how Jay-Z feels all the time. #power

  07:19:31 am on February 24, 2011 |
   

• MrDonaldGlover: Some one bring me posies (the flower) and I'll give you $40.

  06:27:30 am on February 24, 2011 |
   

• MrDonaldGlover: Ps. Trying to get @josheells a girlfriend. Girls please. http://plixi.com/p/79563576

  06:15:18 am on February 24, 2011 |
   

• MrDonaldGlover: Me and @dannypudi are at Agave on Vermont in LA. Open bar for an hour (for my fans) starting...NOW!

  06:11:23 am on February 24, 2011 |
   

• MrDonaldGlover: Youre right...RT @moldyminttea: @MrDonaldGlover if you need to spend money, don't hesitate to think of your fans!!

  06:09:10 am on February 24, 2011 |
   

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