Mindy Kaling on Twitter
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Mindy Kaling (b. June 24, 1979 in Cambridge, Massachusetts) is an American actress, writer and comedian staring in the American version of The Office on NBC, which she also co-executive produces. She's also the bomb.
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mindykaling: Ladies, I sat next to @KevinHart4real on the plane and didn't even take a picture of him while he slept. Restraint!
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mindykaling: Here I am in New Orleans, waiting to tear it up John Grisham style!
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mindykaling: Anyone not reading @edhelms live tweeting the activities of Bert, an ant he found in his kitchen, is missing out on classic Ed Helms goofdom
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mindykaling: @azizansari @chelseavperetti amazing.
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mindykaling: David Beckham plays soccer?!
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mindykaling: @debschoeneman thanks sweet Deb!!
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mindykaling: @JanePratt my pleasure my treasure
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mindykaling: Whoa thanks Whole Foods, cantaloupe and honey dew samples! http://t.co/btP3zPeZ
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mindykaling: I'm a girl who uses a Foreman Grill a lot, so what
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mindykaling: I have such a boy crush on Ryan Gosling
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mindykaling: An excellent trailer of a funny movie I am in! http://t.co/rgGUauXY #FiveYearEngagement
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mindykaling: Jesus, what does the Franco DAD look like?
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mindykaling: Even the brands of clothes on that intimidating hot girl sound hot and intimidating, re: The Row and L'Agence and Helmut Lang
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mindykaling: @sofifii emojis : emoticons :: Olivia : Rudy Huxtable
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mindykaling: @MarissaARoss I feel like you teach me how to be cool and wear short-shorts, and I have taught you the power of the box of prunes.
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mindykaling: Watch many of my favorite people, led by the legendary @edhelms, act like a bunch of funny "Deliverance" creepos. http://t.co/uzzAx7KB
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mindykaling: @bjnovak chomp chomp dried seaweed tastes so good
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mindykaling: RT @aaronpaul_8: Why http://t.co/fhnlpRkA
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mindykaling: My personal Instagram tutors. Not the most professional group. http://t.co/pD0ufmyh
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mindykaling: @sofifii @mayerhawthorne what is this? Sophia stop making new friends, you know I hate it .
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mindykaling: @sofifii it was magical. I only wish you kept sweets in your cupboard. For instance, i am always stocked with a box of emergency prunes.
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mindykaling: Look at my disc drive coyly waiting for me in my bed! http://t.co/yQ12LcdW
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mindykaling: @RealRonHoward (I'm obviously obsessed with Chris Hemsworth, I'm playing hard to get. Can't wait to see the movie!)
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mindykaling: “@RealRonHoward: “@mindykaling: "handsome male actors" I have this fellow in movie I'm making http://t.co/ErdRxL3k” Thor's ok, no @tomhanks
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mindykaling: @RealRonHoward finally!!! I knew my tweets about frozen yogurt and handsome male actors would one day get your attention!
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mindykaling: Now entering Instagram land @zooeydeschanel http://t.co/TZFqaDi7
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mindykaling: @sofifii this is the most fun night I have ever had in my life
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mindykaling: Happy birthday @tavitulle, you're such an inspiration to me!
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mindykaling: Marc by Marc Jacobs and South Park collaboration is best since chocolate covered pretzels http://t.co/yqmbco3t
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mindykaling: Eton Mess, as delicious as it is disgusting looking. Springtime pleasures! http://t.co/s0eURa62
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mindykaling: @ikebarinholtz yeah right, in your heart you favorite'd it so hard
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mindykaling: @ikebarinholtz you favorite everything, it is so annoying
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mindykaling: @EdwardWeeks so good. I'm used to him as Alan Partridge so it was strange to see him cool
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mindykaling: “@nicholasstoller: @mindykaling same thing happened I me after I saw Hostel.” I mean how can you not?
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mindykaling: After Greenberg I talk like 3rd rate Noah Baumbach, after The Trip I have Steve Coogan cadences. No one meet me after I see a movie I like.
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mindykaling: Bedtime ritual: a Memento-era Guy Pearce reads aloud from Watership Down until Mr. Sandman appears, as portrayed by Idris Elba. Good night!
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mindykaling: ...if I was a 32 year old man watching iCarly late at night, that would super creepy
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mindykaling: I could not be more indifferent to One Direction but I felt like I was going to get arrested just by watching them on a tivo'd SNL.
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mindykaling: “@goodmaggie: @mindykaling but who is your daniel cleaver?! (we already know colin firth is always the darcy, right?)” BJ obviously
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mindykaling: Jon Hamm : John Slattery as Robert Redford : Paul Newman
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mindykaling: @sofifii look, bitch, relax
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mindykaling: RT @sofifii: @mindykaling we get it BITCH!!!!
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mindykaling: Not a fan of awesomesauce, cray-cray, asshat, besties, breaky, or nom-nom, either
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mindykaling: No one say "amazeballs" near me, please. I'm an adult woman.
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mindykaling: RT @theofficenbc: Watch A Very Special Mashup - The Story of Ryan & Kelly: http://t.co/B1XtuGpJ @bjnovak @mindykaling #theoffice



