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Mindy Kaling (b. June 24, 1979 in Cambridge, Massachusetts) is an American actress, writer and comedian staring in the American version of The Office on NBC, which she also co-executive produces. She's also the bomb.
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mindykaling: I feel like if I watch Shampoo again I'll see Paul Rudd as one of Warren Beatty's swinger pals, looking 27-ish #ruddpact
06:37:41 pm on August 5, 2010 |
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mindykaling: Clueless holds up, huge, although it shines a light on the unholy pact paul rudd made with the Devil for eternal youth
06:28:07 pm on August 5, 2010 |
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mindykaling: One of the murderers survives. Many years later I fall in love with him - he's a monk now. In lovemaking I see the machete scars. More death
03:43:21 am on August 5, 2010 |
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mindykaling: "I Believe" by Stevie Wonder is playing while I slow-motion machete-execute the men who murdered my husband. #runningfantasy
03:23:26 am on August 5, 2010 |
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mindykaling: @azizansari it was yesterday! :( I might get Minx and dosa truck, get it all Bollywood in heahhhh
05:33:29 am on August 4, 2010 |
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mindykaling: @dannychun got Rickys Fish Tacos as his writer gift for his episode. It was awesome but not as awesome as my Minx Nails cart will be!
05:19:04 am on August 4, 2010 |
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mindykaling: Just bought tickets to see Tina Fey and George Clooney to do Much Ado About Nothing at the Delacorte IN MY DREAMS
05:09:01 am on August 4, 2010 |
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mindykaling: Uh, when is Pixar going to do a live-action movie?
09:14:46 pm on August 2, 2010 |
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mindykaling: I want Don Draper to have an affair with Beyonce from the "Why Don't You Love Me?" video #sashafiercest
05:54:47 pm on August 2, 2010 |
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mindykaling: Impassioned trilogists are mad at me!
06:25:35 pm on August 1, 2010 |
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mindykaling: The Toy Story trilogy beats all trilogies.
05:29:20 pm on August 1, 2010 |
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mindykaling: #FF @kentremendous portrays Mose Shrute, created Parks&Rec, and most importantly got to witness Paul Liebersteins amazing outfit w/me tonite
05:06:56 am on July 31, 2010 |
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mindykaling: NBC TCA event today. Lots of fun to talk to press, and for Kemper and I to eat finger foods.
10:17:09 pm on July 30, 2010 |
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mindykaling: When people tell me smugly that don't watch television, all I can think is whoa, that is one cool, educated, classy, busy, person.
10:09:18 pm on July 30, 2010 |
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mindykaling: @dannychun which is worst, snark, camp or whimsy? I say whimsy.
09:55:11 pm on July 30, 2010 |
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mindykaling: RT @ricematt: GUEST STAR EMMY IN '11 RT @KenTremendous: I just "acted" in a scene wearing wool clothes and a neckbeard.
06:32:20 am on July 30, 2010 |
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mindykaling: I have a Far Side cartoon almost done of a movie theater packed with disappointed deer watching "Salt" #myFarSide
06:39:37 pm on July 29, 2010 |
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mindykaling: Shorty what ur name is?
02:33:20 pm on July 27, 2010 |
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mindykaling: There should be a ballad about missing your parents so much you ache. #homesick
06:17:44 am on July 27, 2010 |
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mindykaling: When Michael Caine watches all the OTHER scenes in the Christopher Nolan movies he's in, is he like holy shit this was an action movie?!
07:40:42 am on July 26, 2010 |
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mindykaling: I love any movie where at the beginning they have to assemble the gang. #Inception
07:38:55 am on July 26, 2010 |
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mindykaling: @kentremendous but why get lost in another person's dreamscape when I could be watching "You've Got Mail"?
11:08:01 pm on July 25, 2010 |
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mindykaling: RT @KenTremendous: @mindykaling Your totem would've been a DVD of "You've Got Mail."
11:07:17 pm on July 25, 2010 |
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mindykaling: @KenTremendous your totem would've been a container of ice cream
10:45:34 pm on July 25, 2010 |
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mindykaling: yes! @diablocody the neckerchiefs were so amazing! Also, should Juno be re-released, consider "The Girl Who Looked Cute in Hoodies"
10:39:41 pm on July 25, 2010 |
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mindykaling: I liked when Joseph Gordon Leavitt kissed Ellen Page #InceptionWasARomanticComedy
09:43:35 pm on July 25, 2010 |
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mindykaling: Leonardo diCaprio I *think* was in it. #InceptionCertainties
09:42:19 pm on July 25, 2010 |
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mindykaling: Inception was so confusing to me I have to pretend I didn't see it so no one asks me my opinion or any questions about it.
09:41:38 pm on July 25, 2010 |
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mindykaling: Even if they were an evil pharmaceutical company like in The Fugitive or The Constant Gardener, I would take free back pills now
03:17:28 am on July 24, 2010 |
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mindykaling: Going to lie on the floor for my crazy back pain. I so get those weirdo celeb junkies who get hooked on back pills.
03:11:09 am on July 24, 2010 |
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mindykaling: I can now visualize what almost every corner and intersection looks like in the Hollywood grid. Superpower? #NightShyamalanMovie
06:15:03 pm on July 20, 2010 |
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mindykaling: Egg whites turkey breast steamed spinach almonds stairmaster blow my brains out #suicidenote
06:20:23 pm on July 19, 2010 |
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mindykaling: @joyceazria love every arm of your fashion kingdom. Herve dress, clutch by bcbg, leather jacket by generation = hottest girl at the party
06:18:33 pm on July 19, 2010 |
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mindykaling: "This Is It" might be my favorite movie. It closed out the Mindy Kaling Laptop On Lap In Bed Film Fest today to raves
05:11:16 am on July 18, 2010 |
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mindykaling: I don't think we've talked enough about how f'ing weird it was that they sang "I Am Woman" in Sex & The City 2.
01:35:08 am on July 17, 2010 |
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mindykaling: Girl raised by Wolf Blitzer on the Onion is worth watching, 20 times.
11:03:31 pm on July 16, 2010 |
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mindykaling: I wish it was the 1950s so I could dress like Katy Perry and hunt Nazis in South America where it is the winter and NOT heat wave
06:23:31 pm on July 16, 2010 |
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mindykaling: "Hot time/Summer in the City/Reading "On Beauty" Cuz I Finished "White Te-eth" #summeranthem
08:15:13 am on July 16, 2010 |
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mindykaling: Zadie Smith, Fig Newtons & my theatrically huge dining table #heaven? http://twitpic.com/25prcs
08:03:33 am on July 16, 2010 |
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mindykaling: Oh yay, it's getting hot enough outside for my summer murder spree
02:30:42 am on July 16, 2010 |
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mindykaling: Two favorites Carrell and @nickkroll killing it, megatime http://bit.ly/aHk5LA
02:08:12 am on July 16, 2010 |
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mindykaling: I'm always identifying with the wrong character in movies. Like the Chris Messina character in Vicky Christina Barcelona.
11:47:43 pm on July 15, 2010 |
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mindykaling: Why did the east coast infect us with this f'ing heat wave?!
11:41:32 pm on July 15, 2010 |
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mindykaling: @KenTremendous Gwendolyn Trundlebed Schur should probably be the name
09:15:06 pm on July 15, 2010 |
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mindykaling: @KenTremendous it is so wonderful that another baby gets to be raised by you and Mrs. Tremendous. Lots of love.
09:14:03 pm on July 15, 2010 |
