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Mindy Kaling (b. June 24, 1979 in Cambridge, Massachusetts) is an American actress, writer and comedian staring in the American version of The Office on NBC, which she also co-executive produces. She's also the bomb.

  • mindykaling: hey me too! maybe I'll finally meet you! RT: @diablocody Yes, I will be at A Night of 140 Tweets at UCB tomorrow.

    10:38:15 pm on March 11, 2010 |

     

  • mindykaling: Directing the wonderful @rainnwilson in several Dwight-Kelly scenes. I break the most with Rainn!!

    10:37:12 pm on March 11, 2010 |

     

  • mindykaling: Can teenagers start saying, "Shit just got to be an O.Henry level of ironical up in here, you guys."

    07:17:09 am on March 10, 2010 |

     

  • mindykaling: Also, it looked really expensive. I guess AMC made a ton of money off of that MadMen'ing yourself program.

    06:59:03 am on March 10, 2010 |

     

  • mindykaling: Breaking Bad premiere is BADASS. Like if the Coen Brothers did a TV show. Funny, violent, awkward, poignant. just badass.

    06:54:33 am on March 10, 2010 |

     

  • mindykaling: 5:30am in an alley in Panorama City means I'm either in deep trouble or directing an Office episode this week, or both

    02:54:26 pm on March 9, 2010 |

     

  • mindykaling: that's NOT a human corpse on the 101, it's a desiccated palm tree leaf #LAmixups

    02:51:52 pm on March 9, 2010 |

     

  • mindykaling: see you on set tomorrow! RT: @rainnwilson I didn't know chicks directed things.

    06:06:01 am on March 8, 2010 |

     

  • mindykaling: What are you constantly smirking about, Gerard Butler?

    05:00:37 am on March 8, 2010 |

     

  • mindykaling: Oh, Sam Worthington, your glasses make me think you're imperfect and therefore accessible

    04:49:53 am on March 8, 2010 |

     

  • mindykaling: American Express Members Zone ad also making me bawl.

    04:35:24 am on March 8, 2010 |

     

  • mindykaling: Every supporting actress clip is making me bawl.

    04:13:14 am on March 8, 2010 |

     

  • mindykaling: The Oscars are filled with awesome talent , but Jane Lynch in the Healthy Choice commercial just killed me

    02:10:41 am on March 8, 2010 |

     

  • mindykaling: Mucinex's anthropomorphizing of mucus is delightful

    10:53:17 pm on March 7, 2010 |

     

  • mindykaling: Almond Milk? Rice Milk? You can get milk from anything these days haha nailed it

    10:48:17 pm on March 7, 2010 |

     

  • mindykaling: I put Ezra Koenig in a cage and he has to sing anything I want

    09:04:20 pm on March 7, 2010 |

     

  • mindykaling: Oh shit, looked at the tv listings, @jasonreitman do you have a tux? Or a dressy suit at least?!

    04:46:14 am on March 7, 2010 |

     

  • mindykaling: I am obsessed with justice.

    12:11:52 am on March 7, 2010 |

     

  • mindykaling: Okay time for bed. Gang, today was like The Road, and I was like that roving gang of marauding cannibals, not the courageous hero you love.

    08:26:46 am on March 6, 2010 |

     

  • mindykaling: I wish Alec Baldwin was on twitter. I feel like he might accidentally tweet really crazy entertaining stuff in the heat of passion.

    08:25:09 am on March 6, 2010 |

     

  • mindykaling: The thing I envy the most about Sacha Baron Cohen is that if he's ever upset, he can do Borat in the mirror to cheer himself up

    08:19:34 am on March 6, 2010 |

     

  • mindykaling: And I fucking hate biopics

    06:16:02 am on March 6, 2010 |

     

  • mindykaling: Also we have a new young writer and he knows all these cool references I don't get. GRUH! I get so mad. I rip paper sometimes

    06:15:02 am on March 6, 2010 |

     

  • mindykaling: I've been horrible today. A huge grouch. I didn't shower and Conan's not on the air anymore. Everything sucks.

    06:03:25 am on March 6, 2010 |

     

  • mindykaling: I hate so much when sushi chefs "welcome" me to their restaurant by screaming at me

    05:48:01 am on March 6, 2010 |

     

  • mindykaling: hey @kentremendous and @rejectedjokes who is the inspiration for the remarkable jean ralphio

    04:07:35 am on March 6, 2010 |

     

  • mindykaling: Baby gets born on The Office tonight! Tune in or be square.

    05:56:28 pm on March 4, 2010 |

     

  • mindykaling: My bed has so much funny stuff in it - a laptop, a few hangers, pens and pencils, a Michael Moore DVD, a gown, and a menu to Swingers

    05:42:12 pm on March 4, 2010 |

     

  • mindykaling: Went to bed at 8:30pm with all my clothes on, woke up at midnight, having taken off all my clothes, ate chocolate chips, slept, up at 5am

    05:40:36 pm on March 4, 2010 |

     

  • mindykaling: um, there's a secret 5-star restaurant at Disney above Pirates of the Caribbean where you can drink? @iamdiddy did you know about this?

    09:34:03 pm on March 3, 2010 |

     

  • mindykaling: Are You There Gods, It's Me, Pracheeta #HinduApproved

    09:24:10 pm on March 3, 2010 |

     

  • mindykaling: RT @KenTremendous: Amy Poehler wrote the episode of #ParksandRec that we are shooting next week, and it is awesome. Amy = Superwoman.

    08:26:39 pm on March 3, 2010 |

     

  • mindykaling: Breaking Bad is on soon! Even if I didn't watch it, I would tivo it, because it looks cool to have on my tivo. Like Charlie Rose.

    06:25:54 am on March 3, 2010 |

     

  • mindykaling: whenever I get upset I think how lucky I am that there's no footage of me trying to hoist myself out of a swimming pool as a little kid

    06:15:10 am on March 3, 2010 |

     

  • mindykaling: Television and Film treasure Steve Carell is directing my episode this week, so sometimes Michael Scott says "Cut!" on himself.

    06:30:51 pm on March 2, 2010 |

     

  • mindykaling: This 3 year old weeping inconsolably over Justin Bieber is the single best thing on the internet. http://tinyurl.com/ylcxl68

    06:24:39 pm on March 2, 2010 |

     

  • mindykaling: I am seriously thinking about doing a podcast. I hear there is TON of money in podcasts, and I need a platform to complain about teenagers.

    07:22:57 am on March 1, 2010 |

     

  • mindykaling: Whoa, downtown LA is horrifying. End of Days central.

    09:24:59 am on February 28, 2010 |

     

  • mindykaling: Is it possible, David Longstreth in a cage?

    07:58:53 am on February 28, 2010 |

     

  • mindykaling: How long before "Precious" is turned into a Broadway musical?

    05:34:19 am on February 27, 2010 |

     

  • mindykaling: just awesome. @ConanObrien #FF

    08:57:39 pm on February 26, 2010 |

     

  • mindykaling: Sometimes you have to be your own Joe Fox.

    10:14:23 am on February 26, 2010 |

     

  • mindykaling: Don't cry, Shopgirl. Don't cry.

    10:12:34 am on February 26, 2010 |

     

  • mindykaling: These Conan O'Brien tweets, coupled with fact that he follows no one, plus his beard, is just too delicious.

    09:02:46 am on February 26, 2010 |

     

  • mindykaling: been meaning to ask you, @LauraJSilverman where do they find your smokin' hot nurses outfits for TSSP?

    02:46:04 am on February 23, 2010 |

     
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