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Lily Allen (b. May 2, 1985 in London, England) is a British singer-songwriter, television host and Celebwitter fav, known for her "Mockney" style songs, "Smile", "LDN" and "The Fear".
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lilyroseallen: @chrisfloyduk oh deary me
10:47:10 pm on May 15, 2011 |
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lilyroseallen: @eddychemical oh dear oh dear
10:46:45 pm on May 15, 2011 |
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lilyroseallen: @Popjustice oh dear
10:46:20 pm on May 15, 2011 |
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lilyroseallen: @edibow oh
10:46:04 pm on May 15, 2011 |
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lilyroseallen: I was watching Vera on Sky+ and missed it.
10:40:14 pm on May 15, 2011 |
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lilyroseallen: How was GAGA at #R1BW ?
10:39:38 pm on May 15, 2011 |
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lilyroseallen: @frankstababy eggy bread
05:46:30 pm on May 15, 2011 |
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lilyroseallen: @MargieJPhelps I Literally cannot wait for this.
05:09:27 pm on May 15, 2011 |
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lilyroseallen: Pound relentlessly in and out of their anuses. 'False prophets and religious hypocrites,'Satan says by way of explanation.
01:08:50 pm on May 15, 2011 |
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lilyroseallen: is a foot thick) because the pedalling motion is causing a ten-foot-long, cast-iron, barbed- wire-spiked dildo attached to each bike to
01:07:10 pm on May 15, 2011 |
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lilyroseallen: row of people - there are millions of them - pedalling what appear to be excersise bikes. They are all screaming (noiselessly, the glass
01:05:58 pm on May 15, 2011 |
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lilyroseallen: low ceiling spreading weak, murky light. On the other wall a huge picture window overlooks an endless burning canyon filled with row upon
01:02:10 pm on May 15, 2011 |
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lilyroseallen: And according to Mr. Niven:'Level Eleven of Hell leads onto a bleak stone corridor with cells all along one wall. Bare bulbs hang from the
01:00:29 pm on May 15, 2011 |
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lilyroseallen: God actually LOVES fags! I believe Margie would end up in Level Eleven in Hell. And according to Mr. Niven:'Level Eleven Hell '
12:58:51 pm on May 15, 2011 |
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lilyroseallen: A friend just sent me this, and it made me laugh. "Perhaps Margie should know that according to John Niven in 'The Second Coming'
12:57:26 pm on May 15, 2011 |
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lilyroseallen: @MargieJPhelps you are not gods spokesperson,historically he's pretty good at PR and I doubt very much that he'd hire you for the job.
12:27:45 pm on May 15, 2011 |
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lilyroseallen: @MargieJPhelps I'm pretty sure god doesn't hate anyone, but I'm sure he's pretty disappointed by you.
04:37:42 pm on May 14, 2011 |
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lilyroseallen: @MargieJPhelps no he didn't abandon us, it was a mutual agreement I believe. And we saw him often enough. He has failed nothing.
04:27:58 pm on May 14, 2011 |
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lilyroseallen: Along with all her gay friends.......
04:21:31 pm on May 14, 2011 |
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lilyroseallen: @MargieJPhelps as wonderful as my old man is, I don't think I'd credit him with 'raising' me. My mother did that.
04:17:23 pm on May 14, 2011 |
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lilyroseallen: RT @MargieJPhelps: Keith Allen known in eternity for two things: h8ing God & raising whore daughter @lilyroseallen #notgood @TheIndyNews ...
04:14:39 pm on May 14, 2011 |
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lilyroseallen: Toothache. Trip to the fang fairy I reckon. So not LOL.
11:45:46 am on May 14, 2011 |
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lilyroseallen: @bennymortimer lucky 'uncle' david joseph doesn't know what twitter is yet, or you'd be in trub trubs for saying that.
07:09:10 pm on May 13, 2011 |
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lilyroseallen: @bennymortimer LOL !!!!!
07:07:20 pm on May 13, 2011 |
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lilyroseallen: @HEXBUGUK played with them only this morning! Many many thank yous
04:42:37 pm on May 13, 2011 |
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lilyroseallen: Back because all the screws etc were rusty. I think that may have been my most boring tweet. Soz .
01:09:45 pm on May 13, 2011 |
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lilyroseallen: I want to buy teak outdoor furniture, can anyone recommend a good quality company to go with. I have already bought some but have to send it
01:08:58 pm on May 13, 2011 |
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lilyroseallen: @jamesendeacott what you doin in bristol ?
09:53:09 am on May 13, 2011 |
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lilyroseallen: RT @stephenfry: Fabulous surprise Lady Gaga set at Annabel''s. She was just astounding. What a voice. An acoustic set of the highest ima ...
01:01:53 am on May 13, 2011 |
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lilyroseallen: @12meadow No,I'm guilty of no such thing. Hand firmly on heart, I can say that wasn't intentional.
05:16:51 pm on May 12, 2011 |
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lilyroseallen: @edibow which is actually not too far beyond the realms of possibility. So maybe..........
05:07:37 pm on May 12, 2011 |
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lilyroseallen: @edibow not unless Simon Cowell becomes an evil dictator and forces me to do it against my will or threatens to hang draw and quarter me.
05:06:43 pm on May 12, 2011 |
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lilyroseallen: @Popjustice No, I'm not, I'm really really not.
04:55:33 pm on May 12, 2011 |
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lilyroseallen: some famous people give their exact locations on twitter, in hope that the paps will flock to said location. #TRANSPARENT.
04:49:21 pm on May 12, 2011 |
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lilyroseallen: @londonlad31 Annabells nightclub in mayfair.
09:44:19 am on May 12, 2011 |
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lilyroseallen: @chrisfloyduk what hotel are you at ?
07:22:23 am on May 12, 2011 |
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lilyroseallen: I can't go and see Gaga tonight, PISSED OFF !
07:19:17 am on May 12, 2011 |
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lilyroseallen: Nighty night peoples, I'm going to sleep. Bored of #sluttalk.
11:46:17 pm on May 11, 2011 |
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lilyroseallen: @jody_pierce @gracedent I don't think tabloid journalists know what pencils are. Just copy and paste, copy and paste.
11:32:57 pm on May 11, 2011 |
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lilyroseallen: @redvarga I've only ever been called a slut by my grandma, but I think that's cause I had a messy bedroom.
11:29:46 pm on May 11, 2011 |
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lilyroseallen: @gracedent I'd be a slut if I was thinner.
11:10:29 pm on May 11, 2011 |
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lilyroseallen: #slutwalk #newsnight hmmmm.
11:08:35 pm on May 11, 2011 |
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lilyroseallen: RT @channel4news: At least 4 people killed after 5.3 magnitude earthquake in town of Lorca in the southern Spanish region of Murcia - Re ...
07:06:03 pm on May 11, 2011 |
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lilyroseallen: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8SiQB_kVAQ&feature=player_embedded#at=120 she pisses all over everyone. she really is a wonder.
06:40:14 pm on May 11, 2011 |
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lilyroseallen: @chrisfloyduk you WISH !!!!!!
02:20:29 pm on May 11, 2011 |
