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http://twitter.com/JohnCleese

The legendary John Cleeseis an Academy Award-nominated English actor, comedian, writer, film producer and singer, who is known as being a member of Monty Python and his appearances in major films.

• JohnCleese: @leo9teen Breeding program

  12:15:11 am on October 13, 2009 |
   

• JohnCleese: @GinySassenach Of course I will

  12:14:51 am on October 13, 2009 |
   

• JohnCleese: We might put it up again at any moment

  12:13:54 am on October 13, 2009 |
   

• JohnCleese: Yes, it went from $1,269.28 to $16 in a matter of seconds. http://bit.ly/antihypnosis and why the hell not?

  12:12:21 am on October 13, 2009 |
   

• JohnCleese: And now we've decreased the price of the anti-hypnosis shirt! Why? Well if you read my emails... http://johncleesenigerianlottery.co.uk/

  12:10:37 am on October 13, 2009 |
   

• JohnCleese: Just increased the price of the Anti-hypnosis t-shirt - because we're worth it http://bit.ly/antihypnosis

  12:02:18 am on October 13, 2009 |
   

• JohnCleese: Cleese Minion 1b: Last of the World Tour of Norway t-shirts: STAVANGER is available. Enjoy! http://bit.ly/worldtourofnorway

  08:22:53 pm on October 9, 2009 |
   

• JohnCleese: T-shirts for tonight's show in Bergen are now available online http://bit.ly/worldtourofnorway - love, Cleese Minion 3

  09:05:35 pm on October 8, 2009 |
   

• JohnCleese: .... Yes I know, there was a typo... Caused by frostbite of my right index finger...

  11:40:50 am on October 7, 2009 |
   

• JohnCleese: This is my waiting to get on a small plane look... http://yfrog.com/15r1sj

  11:39:11 am on October 7, 2009 |
   

• JohnCleese: Palin's winning it by miles. And look at the results - a global map of sick, tasteless bastards! http://bit.ly/sickbastards

  01:29:26 am on October 7, 2009 |
   

• JohnCleese: NB #2: Results are advisory, not binding

  12:36:50 am on October 7, 2009 |
   

• JohnCleese: NB: If you have had trauma around the issue of suicide, you may find that it is in bad taste...

  12:35:21 am on October 7, 2009 |
   

• JohnCleese: How should I end it all on my birthday? http://bit.ly/suicidepoll

  12:25:38 am on October 7, 2009 |
   

• JohnCleese: RT .@GTHvidsten: http://twitpic.com/kiy49 - Show is over and @JohnCleese bows to a standing ovation - thank you!

  11:06:15 pm on October 6, 2009 |
   

• JohnCleese: Marvellous t-shirts designed for lovely Norwegians! http://bit.ly/worldtourofnorway Now Tønsberg, Trondheim, Lillehammer, Oslo...

  11:04:48 pm on October 6, 2009 |
   

• JohnCleese: Anniversary Tweet: It was nearly called Monkey Piston's Frying Circle

  02:45:39 pm on October 5, 2009 |
   

• JohnCleese: ...another one tonight. I'm still deciding whether to kill myself on my birthday, and might take a vote on it (no press allowed)...

  02:08:17 pm on October 5, 2009 |
   

• JohnCleese: Well here in Norway, with Garry (I think that's what he calls himself). Everyone has been so nice, and critics have enjoyed the show...

  02:07:05 pm on October 5, 2009 |
   

• JohnCleese: Special Edition World Tour of Norway t-shirts now available! Tonight - LILLEHAMMER - http://bit.ly/lillehammer - love, Cleese Minion 7

  08:00:38 pm on October 3, 2009 |
   

• JohnCleese: John's World Tour of Norway t-shirts are available! http://bit.ly/jc_oslo - love from Cleese Minion 9

  09:20:03 pm on October 2, 2009 |
   

• JohnCleese: If the real internet is too scary for you, I now have an official Facebook page http://bit.ly/cleesebook

  10:55:21 am on October 2, 2009 |
   

• JohnCleese: Yes, apparently there are hands up everyone in Norway. Still they are very polite.

  06:32:57 pm on September 29, 2009 |
   

• JohnCleese: Hands up everyone in Norway

  06:29:25 pm on September 29, 2009 |
   

• JohnCleese: I'm following people in a hidden pattern .@DerrenBrown sophisticated misdirection event way. IT DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING, ok?

  06:28:22 pm on September 29, 2009 |
   

• JohnCleese: By the way, I read almost all your tweets. Those I don't read, I have minions read to me in my sleep.

  06:14:45 pm on September 29, 2009 |
   

• JohnCleese: One of my lovely fans doesn't know what exciting is, so please explain to .@Lozzykinz what is exciting - thanks.

  06:08:25 pm on September 29, 2009 |
   

• JohnCleese: @carbongirl I never reply because I don't understand technology or use it at all.

  06:04:54 pm on September 29, 2009 |
   

• JohnCleese: Alright, alright, calm down. Then calm up, then calm down once again. Exciting isn't it?

  05:42:54 pm on September 29, 2009 |
   

• JohnCleese: I have decided to kill myself on my 70th birthday. I will donate my vital organs, and lush hair to the Smithsonian, and the British Library.

  08:26:18 pm on September 28, 2009 |
   

• JohnCleese: I'm sorry, I meant to say Twittering Twits, and Twattering Twats... a slip of the pen... I mean keyboard (or whatever this typing thing is).

  10:11:39 am on September 28, 2009 |
   

• JohnCleese: Dear Twittering Twats, and Twattering Twats... I'm now in sunny Norway, eating herring, and Fleskedupp...

  09:59:03 am on September 28, 2009 |
   

• JohnCleese: I've been busy preparing my new show. It requires focus, concentration, and what was the other thing again... ?

  04:09:29 pm on September 25, 2009 |
   

• JohnCleese: @crimsong19 The fruit defense option is concealed in the SatNav but requires a doctorate to turn on

  04:34:43 pm on September 20, 2009 |
   

• JohnCleese: @jonboy112 Carwash by Rose Royce

  06:03:43 pm on September 11, 2009 |
   

• JohnCleese: RT .@SethMaser Lucida Sans Console: Just come out of the closet already.

  08:35:29 pm on September 4, 2009 |
   

• JohnCleese: RT .@DrDavidRoss Which font am I most scared of? It would have to be Copperplate Gothic. So dark, so foreboding. So copperplated and gothic.

  08:32:50 pm on September 4, 2009 |
   

• JohnCleese: RT .@djkrisshna Comic Sans easily. It's like death's last laugh. It laughs from government circulars to lease agreements.

  08:32:14 pm on September 4, 2009 |
   

• JohnCleese: RT .@MarcheloBird: Papyrus. Its subtle worn edges and blatant overuse have stagering implications on what we perceive as handmade. Terri ...

  08:31:25 pm on September 4, 2009 |
   

• JohnCleese: RT .@cthulhia University Roman gives me nightmares. Frutiger broke my heart. Optima consoled me over mojitos one night.

  08:30:52 pm on September 4, 2009 |
   

• JohnCleese: RT .@banannie: Arial. The common man's Helvetica.

  08:30:28 pm on September 4, 2009 |
   

• JohnCleese: RT .@fullxtension: Times New Roman...will a newer one come out? Will this one become old? What will Romans think? Will there be war?

  08:29:13 pm on September 4, 2009 |
   

• JohnCleese: RT .@sigmalives: Gill Sans MT Extra Condensed Bold. I feel like the letters are closing together tightly to hide their secrets from me.

  08:28:43 pm on September 4, 2009 |
   

• JohnCleese: @CraigDicken I must make sure I pop in

  08:28:11 pm on September 4, 2009 |
   

• JohnCleese: RT .@TehHarleyQuinn Comic sans would be the most obvious one, as though a tiny child is writing you scary notes foretelling your death.

  08:27:25 pm on September 4, 2009 |
   

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