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The legendary John Cleeseis an Academy Award-nominated English actor, comedian, writer, film producer and singer, who is known as being a member of Monty Python and his appearances in major films.

  • JohnCleese: Here's something to cheer you all up, some lovely lads called idiotsofants (thats their Twit name too) http://tinyurl.com/yl8xltk

    08:08:06 pm on November 1, 2009 |

     

  • JohnCleese: Portland is lovely and sunny, with bright blue skies, and warm breezes. Oh no, that's Santa Barbara. It's grey and cold here, ah, well...

    08:06:43 pm on November 1, 2009 |

     

  • JohnCleese: RT .@gazzalon: Here is a photo of our luxury sleeping arrangements... http://twitpic.com/nq4mp

    09:26:27 pm on October 31, 2009 |

     

  • JohnCleese: http://twitpic.com/nb1w1 Garry took this one

    08:15:16 pm on October 31, 2009 |

     

  • JohnCleese: This bus is very rock n roll

    08:03:15 pm on October 31, 2009 |

     

  • JohnCleese: I must remind you to look at the Fawlty Towers competition. I will be judging the best costumes, so get moving!! or I'll keep the prizes.

    10:37:26 pm on October 30, 2009 |

     

  • JohnCleese: Dear Twittering Twats, as I prepare myself to take to the stage again, to earn more alimony money...

    10:35:45 pm on October 30, 2009 |

     

  • JohnCleese: RT .@gazzalon: Here's a photo of us getting ready to leave for the tour. http://yfrog.com/70mapnj

    11:30:30 pm on October 29, 2009 |

     

  • JohnCleese: Well, here we are in Modesto... About to do rehearsal... Garry is doing a road trip twit twitter.com/gazzalon I'll be on-line too...

    10:24:43 pm on October 29, 2009 |

     

  • JohnCleese: Not quite 70. Still quite young in fact..

    11:11:11 pm on October 26, 2009 |

     

  • JohnCleese: Lovely Dean is going to set up a place on the website where you can go and leave a name (one per household) for one of my new fowl!!!

    10:26:26 pm on October 23, 2009 |

     

  • JohnCleese: No,not football. foul|foul| adjective 1offensive to the senses, esp. through having a disgusting smell or taste or being unpleasantly soiled

    10:06:57 pm on October 23, 2009 |

     

  • JohnCleese: ... no, not my daughter, the feathered friends... I got back to find 4 new foul, and, if you're very good, I might let you name one...

    09:20:33 pm on October 23, 2009 |

     

  • JohnCleese: ... I have some very sad news... Rocky and Camilla have run away...

    09:19:11 pm on October 23, 2009 |

     

  • JohnCleese: Have decided to wear carpet slippers all day, even for my workout...

    05:50:03 pm on October 23, 2009 |

     

  • JohnCleese: @Vinvin Yes, you say that, but by what criteria are you measuring the difference?

    06:59:23 am on October 23, 2009 |

     

  • JohnCleese: The Rolling Stone link is already on my Facebook page http://bit.ly/cleesebook

    12:07:01 am on October 23, 2009 |

     

  • JohnCleese: ... from our California tour... so follow his twattytweets. Especially, as I'm firing him for Christmas.

    11:59:46 pm on October 22, 2009 |

     

  • JohnCleese: ... I've already sent you the link to a fun competition that we're running... Also, Garry (gazzalon) will be tweeting...

    11:58:50 pm on October 22, 2009 |

     

  • JohnCleese: ... anyway, it's very nice piece, and mentions the lovely new and improved Fawlty Towers DVD (which came out on Tuesday)...

    11:57:47 pm on October 22, 2009 |

     

  • JohnCleese: I've been trying to tell you all about the nice interview in Rolling Stone, which you probably know about - or should - if you're real fans

    11:56:57 pm on October 22, 2009 |

     

  • JohnCleese: Can you hear me? Hello? Is this thing on?

    11:53:16 pm on October 22, 2009 |

     

  • JohnCleese: RT .@gazzalon: Here's a link to the Fawlty Towers competition http://www.facebook.com/fawltytowersdvd

    10:59:44 pm on October 22, 2009 |

     

  • JohnCleese: Rather jolly http://bit.ly/8baUJ

    05:31:32 pm on October 16, 2009 |

     

  • JohnCleese: Just about to appear on Regis and Kelly, in New York... Such is the life of a mega-star...

    02:22:35 pm on October 15, 2009 |

     

  • JohnCleese: Updated "Personal Friend" t-shirt. Now it's "Personal Fiend" http://bit.ly/personalfiend

    12:26:31 am on October 13, 2009 |

     

  • JohnCleese: It's gone up again http://bit.ly/antihypnosis BUT ONLY BY 99 CENTS

    12:18:37 am on October 13, 2009 |

     

  • JohnCleese: You'll understand this intelligent commercial strategy if you play my Nigerian Lottery http://johncleesenigerianlottery.co.uk/

    12:16:51 am on October 13, 2009 |

     

  • JohnCleese: You'll understand this intelligent commercial strategy if you play my Nigerian Lottery http://johncleesenigerianlottery.co.uk/

    12:16:51 am on October 13, 2009 |

     

  • JohnCleese: @leo9teen Breeding program

    12:15:11 am on October 13, 2009 |

     

  • JohnCleese: @GinySassenach Of course I will

    12:14:51 am on October 13, 2009 |

     

  • JohnCleese: We might put it up again at any moment

    12:13:54 am on October 13, 2009 |

     

  • JohnCleese: Yes, it went from $1,269.28 to $16 in a matter of seconds. http://bit.ly/antihypnosis and why the hell not?

    12:12:21 am on October 13, 2009 |

     

  • JohnCleese: And now we've decreased the price of the anti-hypnosis shirt! Why? Well if you read my emails... http://johncleesenigerianlottery.co.uk/

    12:10:37 am on October 13, 2009 |

     

  • JohnCleese: Just increased the price of the Anti-hypnosis t-shirt - because we're worth it http://bit.ly/antihypnosis

    12:02:18 am on October 13, 2009 |

     

  • JohnCleese: Cleese Minion 1b: Last of the World Tour of Norway t-shirts: STAVANGER is available. Enjoy! http://bit.ly/worldtourofnorway

    08:22:53 pm on October 9, 2009 |

     

  • JohnCleese: T-shirts for tonight's show in Bergen are now available online http://bit.ly/worldtourofnorway - love, Cleese Minion 3

    09:05:35 pm on October 8, 2009 |

     

  • JohnCleese: .... Yes I know, there was a typo... Caused by frostbite of my right index finger...

    11:40:50 am on October 7, 2009 |

     

  • JohnCleese: This is my waiting to get on a small plane look... http://yfrog.com/15r1sj

    11:39:11 am on October 7, 2009 |

     

  • JohnCleese: Palin's winning it by miles. And look at the results - a global map of sick, tasteless bastards! http://bit.ly/sickbastards

    01:29:26 am on October 7, 2009 |

     

  • JohnCleese: NB #2: Results are advisory, not binding

    12:36:50 am on October 7, 2009 |

     

  • JohnCleese: NB: If you have had trauma around the issue of suicide, you may find that it is in bad taste...

    12:35:21 am on October 7, 2009 |

     

  • JohnCleese: How should I end it all on my birthday? http://bit.ly/suicidepoll

    12:25:38 am on October 7, 2009 |

     

  • JohnCleese: RT .@GTHvidsten: http://twitpic.com/kiy49 - Show is over and @JohnCleese bows to a standing ovation - thank you!

    11:06:15 pm on October 6, 2009 |

     

  • JohnCleese: Marvellous t-shirts designed for lovely Norwegians! http://bit.ly/worldtourofnorway Now Tønsberg, Trondheim, Lillehammer, Oslo...

    11:04:48 pm on October 6, 2009 |

     
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