John Cleese on Twitter RSS

http://twitter.com/JohnCleese

The legendary John Cleeseis an Academy Award-nominated English actor, comedian, writer, film producer and singer, who is known as being a member of Monty Python and his appearances in major films.

• JohnCleese: Thanks to Garry @gazzalon for getting me home....

  01:13:10 pm on April 17, 2010 |
   

• JohnCleese: Well, well, well. First leaders debate, and LibDems do so well. Good luck to them.

  10:23:48 pm on April 15, 2010 |
   

• JohnCleese: Norway! Land of brown cheese

  01:24:49 pm on April 15, 2010 |
   

• JohnCleese: I might have rushed that last tweet. As, some of you have been quite rambunctious, and not worthy of my slenditude. You know who you are..

  11:31:21 am on April 11, 2010 |
   

• JohnCleese: I feel an out pouring of love to you all, you're all lovely, funny, intelligent people.

  11:18:26 am on April 11, 2010 |
   

• JohnCleese: I'm working in South Africa, Tweeple of the Twittingverse. Going very well

  11:59:09 pm on March 29, 2010 |
   

• JohnCleese: Retweeting @deekdeekster: Humans Too Stupid To Save Planet, Says Lovelock http://post.ly/WKbf

  11:49:43 pm on March 29, 2010 |
   

• JohnCleese: Yes, I know, I'm supposed to Twitter every day. But I'm too busy having my teeth stuck back in.

  12:02:16 pm on March 18, 2010 |
   

• JohnCleese: Nice man at Chortle credits Nigerian Lottery http://bit.ly/_chortle - via Cleese News Minion

  02:04:02 pm on March 9, 2010 |
   

• JohnCleese: Hope you noticed the Daily Mail ripped off Garry's photos... And not even a thank you... Or a poke in the eye.

  04:01:45 am on March 4, 2010 |
   

• JohnCleese: Sign up to JC's newsletter, and get information before anyone else! http://bit.ly/nigerianlottery - Minion #23

  02:08:11 am on March 4, 2010 |
   

• JohnCleese: New t-shirts: Smile, or the tooth gets it - http://worldofcheese.net USA/CAN and UK/EU - love from JC's t-shirt Minion #3 (drunk)

  09:39:43 pm on February 28, 2010 |
   

• JohnCleese: oops

  09:38:48 pm on February 28, 2010 |
   

• JohnCleese: That naughty boy, Garry, has another photo on @gazzalon no peeking....

  07:34:35 am on February 28, 2010 |
   

• JohnCleese: Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water... http://twitpic.com/15q5dz

  12:34:44 am on February 28, 2010 |
   

• JohnCleese: Bless you and have a wonderful Valentine's Day... http://twitpic.com/135c2t

  07:22:38 am on February 14, 2010 |
   

• JohnCleese: John having dinner with his new girlfriend... And Garry as chaparone http://twitpic.com/1351ya

  06:33:10 am on February 14, 2010 |
   

• JohnCleese: Twitbook fans: I'm over here! http://www.facebook.com/thejohncleese

  01:11:40 am on February 12, 2010 |
   

• JohnCleese: Although I might change my name to Otto Buzz Cleese Slices

  07:21:37 pm on February 11, 2010 |
   

• JohnCleese: Do not, I repeat, do not, confuse me with this Buzz stuff.

  07:15:46 pm on February 11, 2010 |
   

• JohnCleese: Now, by popular demand... A poke with a sharp stick. http://twitpic.com/10xgp5

  11:50:22 pm on February 1, 2010 |
   

• JohnCleese: ...if it doesn't work, he gets a poke with a sharp stick)... Here goes... [?]

  10:24:06 pm on January 29, 2010 |
   

• JohnCleese: I've decided to reward you loyal twats, by letting you see a photo of my new post box (Garry is showing me how to attach the photo...

  10:22:27 pm on January 29, 2010 |
   

• JohnCleese: Today's word is scimmage. So there.

  06:49:53 pm on January 27, 2010 |
   

• JohnCleese: Normal service has been resumed, I plugged the toaster in, and now it works... If you missed my morning twext, you check Garry's to see...

  03:45:48 am on January 26, 2010 |
   

• JohnCleese: Yes,yes, I know - Garry had to tweet for me, but it was a tech difficulty. I was trying to send it from my toaster....

  01:01:43 am on January 26, 2010 |
   

• JohnCleese: ... Anyway, I have decided to put that behind me, and concentrate on my New Year's resoloution - world domination, etc., etc., etc.

  02:12:15 am on January 24, 2010 |
   

• JohnCleese: Dearest Twats, I'm back! I went into a sulk when I discovered that Icon of celebrity panelists, Stephen Fry, had more Twans than me...

  02:08:16 am on January 24, 2010 |
   

• JohnCleese: Well, well, well, how very interesting.

  05:41:20 pm on January 22, 2010 |
   

• JohnCleese: Oh, and may you continue to be facinated by me, because I really am a wonderful human being.

  02:22:41 pm on January 1, 2010 |
   

• JohnCleese: You little rays of sunshine - Happy New Year to you all, where ever you may be.

  02:19:12 pm on January 1, 2010 |
   

• JohnCleese: RT .@deekdeekster: The moment 2010 became Ten Past Eight: http://bit.ly/tenpasteight http://twitpic.com/w0lpj

  12:45:44 pm on December 31, 2009 |
   

• JohnCleese: Do any of those links work? If not, Garry gets a poke in the eye with a satsuma.

  03:06:21 pm on December 29, 2009 |
   

• JohnCleese: Yes, OK, here's a link for the Brits too... http://ping.fm/GsclI

  02:25:04 pm on December 29, 2009 |
   

• JohnCleese: Don't say I'm not hip. I'm very hip, in fact, I had a new one put in, and it's made me even hipper.

  02:23:03 pm on December 29, 2009 |
   

• JohnCleese: Dear friend, wrote this fun song http://ping.fm/iS9yo

  02:22:10 pm on December 29, 2009 |
   

• JohnCleese: ... And, of course, Merry Christmas, or what ever the new marketing term is. Love you all, each one of you, individually, by yourself xxx

  12:30:46 pm on December 25, 2009 |
   

• JohnCleese: http://tr.im/fawltycontest Don't say I never give you anything! I'm typed that link from memory, so let me know if I got it right...

  08:46:54 pm on November 5, 2009 |
   

• JohnCleese: It has been brought to my attention that you lazy blighters are not taking part in my Fawlty Towers competition. You're very naughty.

  08:26:46 pm on November 5, 2009 |
   

• JohnCleese: Just one thing though... Dear Eugenics...The TelePrompTer went down at the beginning and I had to remember the whole thing! Did you notice?

  08:26:37 am on November 5, 2009 |
   

• JohnCleese: You lovely Eugenics, thanks for the welcome. Garry has put a blanket over my cage, so I must sleep...

  08:20:58 am on November 5, 2009 |
   

• JohnCleese: http://twitter.com/leouiche/rhododendron how sweet! you are all delightful

  06:14:49 pm on November 4, 2009 |
   

• JohnCleese: http://bit.ly/3aPRSP glad to see i'm still annoying

  06:14:21 pm on November 4, 2009 |
   

• JohnCleese: See more photos at Twitter.com/gazzalon Off to Eugene now. Only 10 hours on the bus...

  06:14:19 pm on November 4, 2009 |
   

• JohnCleese: @JennyBucket i just did http://bit.ly/kQQNr

  06:13:50 pm on November 4, 2009 |
   

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