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The legendary John Cleeseis an Academy Award-nominated English actor, comedian, writer, film producer and singer, who is known as being a member of Monty Python and his appearances in major films.

  • JohnCleese: Do not, I repeat, do not, confuse me with this Buzz stuff.

    07:15:46 pm on February 11, 2010 |

     

  • JohnCleese: Now, by popular demand... A poke with a sharp stick. http://twitpic.com/10xgp5

    11:50:22 pm on February 1, 2010 |

     

  • JohnCleese: ...if it doesn't work, he gets a poke with a sharp stick)... Here goes... [?]

    10:24:06 pm on January 29, 2010 |

     

  • JohnCleese: I've decided to reward you loyal twats, by letting you see a photo of my new post box (Garry is showing me how to attach the photo...

    10:22:27 pm on January 29, 2010 |

     

  • JohnCleese: Today's word is scimmage. So there.

    06:49:53 pm on January 27, 2010 |

     

  • JohnCleese: Normal service has been resumed, I plugged the toaster in, and now it works... If you missed my morning twext, you check Garry's to see...

    03:45:48 am on January 26, 2010 |

     

  • JohnCleese: Yes,yes, I know - Garry had to tweet for me, but it was a tech difficulty. I was trying to send it from my toaster....

    01:01:43 am on January 26, 2010 |

     

  • JohnCleese: ... Anyway, I have decided to put that behind me, and concentrate on my New Year's resoloution - world domination, etc., etc., etc.

    02:12:15 am on January 24, 2010 |

     

  • JohnCleese: Dearest Twats, I'm back! I went into a sulk when I discovered that Icon of celebrity panelists, Stephen Fry, had more Twans than me...

    02:08:16 am on January 24, 2010 |

     

  • JohnCleese: Well, well, well, how very interesting.

    05:41:20 pm on January 22, 2010 |

     

  • JohnCleese: Oh, and may you continue to be facinated by me, because I really am a wonderful human being.

    02:22:41 pm on January 1, 2010 |

     

  • JohnCleese: You little rays of sunshine - Happy New Year to you all, where ever you may be.

    02:19:12 pm on January 1, 2010 |

     

  • JohnCleese: RT .@deekdeekster: The moment 2010 became Ten Past Eight: http://bit.ly/tenpasteight http://twitpic.com/w0lpj

    12:45:44 pm on December 31, 2009 |

     

  • JohnCleese: Do any of those links work? If not, Garry gets a poke in the eye with a satsuma.

    03:06:21 pm on December 29, 2009 |

     

  • JohnCleese: Yes, OK, here's a link for the Brits too... http://ping.fm/GsclI

    02:25:04 pm on December 29, 2009 |

     

  • JohnCleese: Don't say I'm not hip. I'm very hip, in fact, I had a new one put in, and it's made me even hipper.

    02:23:03 pm on December 29, 2009 |

     

  • JohnCleese: Dear friend, wrote this fun song http://ping.fm/iS9yo

    02:22:10 pm on December 29, 2009 |

     

  • JohnCleese: ... And, of course, Merry Christmas, or what ever the new marketing term is. Love you all, each one of you, individually, by yourself xxx

    12:30:46 pm on December 25, 2009 |

     

  • JohnCleese: http://tr.im/fawltycontest Don't say I never give you anything! I'm typed that link from memory, so let me know if I got it right...

    08:46:54 pm on November 5, 2009 |

     

  • JohnCleese: It has been brought to my attention that you lazy blighters are not taking part in my Fawlty Towers competition. You're very naughty.

    08:26:46 pm on November 5, 2009 |

     

  • JohnCleese: Just one thing though... Dear Eugenics...The TelePrompTer went down at the beginning and I had to remember the whole thing! Did you notice?

    08:26:37 am on November 5, 2009 |

     

  • JohnCleese: You lovely Eugenics, thanks for the welcome. Garry has put a blanket over my cage, so I must sleep...

    08:20:58 am on November 5, 2009 |

     

  • JohnCleese: http://twitter.com/leouiche/rhododendron how sweet! you are all delightful

    06:14:49 pm on November 4, 2009 |

     

  • JohnCleese: http://bit.ly/3aPRSP glad to see i'm still annoying

    06:14:21 pm on November 4, 2009 |

     

  • JohnCleese: See more photos at Twitter.com/gazzalon Off to Eugene now. Only 10 hours on the bus...

    06:14:19 pm on November 4, 2009 |

     

  • JohnCleese: @JennyBucket i just did http://bit.ly/kQQNr

    06:13:50 pm on November 4, 2009 |

     

  • JohnCleese: http://bit.ly/3l25zn i am! http://bit.ly/30hXsc like this one

    06:13:28 pm on November 4, 2009 |

     

  • JohnCleese: Here's John doing his impression of a startled water vole... Oh, the tooth fell out last night... http://twitpic.com/o97k2

    06:12:27 pm on November 4, 2009 |

     

  • JohnCleese: http://twitter.com/leeboone/shamefulcelebrityworship nothing shameful about it! http://bit.ly/2PQr8w

    06:11:27 pm on November 4, 2009 |

     

  • JohnCleese: http://bit.ly/2o1hxo very good. http://bit.ly/4b75Jo thank you

    06:10:48 pm on November 4, 2009 |

     

  • JohnCleese: Apparently I am on 5,472 lists. Here are some of my favourites..

    06:09:56 pm on November 4, 2009 |

     

  • JohnCleese: Ooh dear we had a coffee swap moment

    05:49:30 pm on November 4, 2009 |

     

  • JohnCleese: All those tweeteries asking me what I'm doing. You'd think they never heard of Google..

    05:48:51 pm on November 4, 2009 |

     

  • JohnCleese: @SethJacobson When I retUrned from EUrope I broUght with me a large consignment of 'U's so that the Usa can join the rest of Us

    05:47:32 pm on November 4, 2009 |

     

  • JohnCleese: Now, where is my coffee?

    05:46:04 pm on November 4, 2009 |

     

  • JohnCleese: Tour is going well, thank you for the lovely comments

    05:44:31 pm on November 4, 2009 |

     

  • JohnCleese: We're making some special US t-shirts available very soon, don't you worry about that

    05:42:38 pm on November 4, 2009 |

     

  • JohnCleese: We hear you. Minions inform me you can choose from a range of colours and they are duplicating it for women http://bit.ly/gotawaywithit

    05:28:31 pm on November 4, 2009 |

     

  • JohnCleese: A Minion-derived Tweet: lovely new t-shirt in the EU shop: "I Think I Got Away With It" http://bit.ly/gotawaywithit

    04:51:52 pm on November 4, 2009 |

     

  • JohnCleese: OK - women's no no yes shirt AT REDUCED PRICE now available in EU(mens too, just look!) http://bit.ly/girly_nonoyes

    12:29:40 pm on November 3, 2009 |

     

  • JohnCleese: From Minion #7 re: "no, no, no, no, (etc.) alright yes". tshirt is online.... http://bit.ly/no_no_no_yes (EU version coming soon)

    11:58:31 am on November 3, 2009 |

     

  • JohnCleese: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, alright then... yes

    10:14:39 am on November 3, 2009 |

     

  • JohnCleese: Here's something to cheer you all up, some lovely lads called idiotsofants (thats their Twit name too) http://tinyurl.com/yl8xltk

    08:08:06 pm on November 1, 2009 |

     

  • JohnCleese: Portland is lovely and sunny, with bright blue skies, and warm breezes. Oh no, that's Santa Barbara. It's grey and cold here, ah, well...

    08:06:43 pm on November 1, 2009 |

     

  • JohnCleese: RT .@gazzalon: Here is a photo of our luxury sleeping arrangements... http://twitpic.com/nq4mp

    09:26:27 pm on October 31, 2009 |

     
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