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http://twitter.com/JohnCleese

The legendary John Cleeseis an Academy Award-nominated English actor, comedian, writer, film producer and singer, who is known as being a member of Monty Python and his appearances in major films.

  • JohnCleese: Nice man at Chortle credits Nigerian Lottery http://bit.ly/_chortle - via Cleese News Minion

    02:04:02 pm on March 9, 2010 |

     

  • JohnCleese: Hope you noticed the Daily Mail ripped off Garry's photos... And not even a thank you... Or a poke in the eye.

    04:01:45 am on March 4, 2010 |

     

  • JohnCleese: Sign up to JC's newsletter, and get information before anyone else! http://bit.ly/nigerianlottery - Minion #23

    02:08:11 am on March 4, 2010 |

     

  • JohnCleese: New t-shirts: Smile, or the tooth gets it - http://worldofcheese.net USA/CAN and UK/EU - love from JC's t-shirt Minion #3 (drunk)

    09:39:43 pm on February 28, 2010 |

     

  • JohnCleese: oops

    09:38:48 pm on February 28, 2010 |

     

  • JohnCleese: That naughty boy, Garry, has another photo on @gazzalon no peeking....

    07:34:35 am on February 28, 2010 |

     

  • JohnCleese: Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water... http://twitpic.com/15q5dz

    12:34:44 am on February 28, 2010 |

     

  • JohnCleese: Bless you and have a wonderful Valentine's Day... http://twitpic.com/135c2t

    07:22:38 am on February 14, 2010 |

     

  • JohnCleese: John having dinner with his new girlfriend... And Garry as chaparone http://twitpic.com/1351ya

    06:33:10 am on February 14, 2010 |

     

  • JohnCleese: Twitbook fans: I'm over here! http://www.facebook.com/thejohncleese

    01:11:40 am on February 12, 2010 |

     

  • JohnCleese: Although I might change my name to Otto Buzz Cleese Slices

    07:21:37 pm on February 11, 2010 |

     

  • JohnCleese: Do not, I repeat, do not, confuse me with this Buzz stuff.

    07:15:46 pm on February 11, 2010 |

     

  • JohnCleese: Now, by popular demand... A poke with a sharp stick. http://twitpic.com/10xgp5

    11:50:22 pm on February 1, 2010 |

     

  • JohnCleese: ...if it doesn't work, he gets a poke with a sharp stick)... Here goes... [?]

    10:24:06 pm on January 29, 2010 |

     

  • JohnCleese: I've decided to reward you loyal twats, by letting you see a photo of my new post box (Garry is showing me how to attach the photo...

    10:22:27 pm on January 29, 2010 |

     

  • JohnCleese: Today's word is scimmage. So there.

    06:49:53 pm on January 27, 2010 |

     

  • JohnCleese: Normal service has been resumed, I plugged the toaster in, and now it works... If you missed my morning twext, you check Garry's to see...

    03:45:48 am on January 26, 2010 |

     

  • JohnCleese: Yes,yes, I know - Garry had to tweet for me, but it was a tech difficulty. I was trying to send it from my toaster....

    01:01:43 am on January 26, 2010 |

     

  • JohnCleese: ... Anyway, I have decided to put that behind me, and concentrate on my New Year's resoloution - world domination, etc., etc., etc.

    02:12:15 am on January 24, 2010 |

     

  • JohnCleese: Dearest Twats, I'm back! I went into a sulk when I discovered that Icon of celebrity panelists, Stephen Fry, had more Twans than me...

    02:08:16 am on January 24, 2010 |

     

  • JohnCleese: Well, well, well, how very interesting.

    05:41:20 pm on January 22, 2010 |

     

  • JohnCleese: Oh, and may you continue to be facinated by me, because I really am a wonderful human being.

    02:22:41 pm on January 1, 2010 |

     

  • JohnCleese: You little rays of sunshine - Happy New Year to you all, where ever you may be.

    02:19:12 pm on January 1, 2010 |

     

  • JohnCleese: RT .@deekdeekster: The moment 2010 became Ten Past Eight: http://bit.ly/tenpasteight http://twitpic.com/w0lpj

    12:45:44 pm on December 31, 2009 |

     

  • JohnCleese: Do any of those links work? If not, Garry gets a poke in the eye with a satsuma.

    03:06:21 pm on December 29, 2009 |

     

  • JohnCleese: Yes, OK, here's a link for the Brits too... http://ping.fm/GsclI

    02:25:04 pm on December 29, 2009 |

     

  • JohnCleese: Don't say I'm not hip. I'm very hip, in fact, I had a new one put in, and it's made me even hipper.

    02:23:03 pm on December 29, 2009 |

     

  • JohnCleese: Dear friend, wrote this fun song http://ping.fm/iS9yo

    02:22:10 pm on December 29, 2009 |

     

  • JohnCleese: ... And, of course, Merry Christmas, or what ever the new marketing term is. Love you all, each one of you, individually, by yourself xxx

    12:30:46 pm on December 25, 2009 |

     

  • JohnCleese: http://tr.im/fawltycontest Don't say I never give you anything! I'm typed that link from memory, so let me know if I got it right...

    08:46:54 pm on November 5, 2009 |

     

  • JohnCleese: It has been brought to my attention that you lazy blighters are not taking part in my Fawlty Towers competition. You're very naughty.

    08:26:46 pm on November 5, 2009 |

     

  • JohnCleese: Just one thing though... Dear Eugenics...The TelePrompTer went down at the beginning and I had to remember the whole thing! Did you notice?

    08:26:37 am on November 5, 2009 |

     

  • JohnCleese: You lovely Eugenics, thanks for the welcome. Garry has put a blanket over my cage, so I must sleep...

    08:20:58 am on November 5, 2009 |

     

  • JohnCleese: http://twitter.com/leouiche/rhododendron how sweet! you are all delightful

    06:14:49 pm on November 4, 2009 |

     

  • JohnCleese: http://bit.ly/3aPRSP glad to see i'm still annoying

    06:14:21 pm on November 4, 2009 |

     

  • JohnCleese: See more photos at Twitter.com/gazzalon Off to Eugene now. Only 10 hours on the bus...

    06:14:19 pm on November 4, 2009 |

     

  • JohnCleese: @JennyBucket i just did http://bit.ly/kQQNr

    06:13:50 pm on November 4, 2009 |

     

  • JohnCleese: http://bit.ly/3l25zn i am! http://bit.ly/30hXsc like this one

    06:13:28 pm on November 4, 2009 |

     

  • JohnCleese: Here's John doing his impression of a startled water vole... Oh, the tooth fell out last night... http://twitpic.com/o97k2

    06:12:27 pm on November 4, 2009 |

     

  • JohnCleese: http://twitter.com/leeboone/shamefulcelebrityworship nothing shameful about it! http://bit.ly/2PQr8w

    06:11:27 pm on November 4, 2009 |

     

  • JohnCleese: http://bit.ly/2o1hxo very good. http://bit.ly/4b75Jo thank you

    06:10:48 pm on November 4, 2009 |

     

  • JohnCleese: Apparently I am on 5,472 lists. Here are some of my favourites..

    06:09:56 pm on November 4, 2009 |

     

  • JohnCleese: Ooh dear we had a coffee swap moment

    05:49:30 pm on November 4, 2009 |

     

  • JohnCleese: All those tweeteries asking me what I'm doing. You'd think they never heard of Google..

    05:48:51 pm on November 4, 2009 |

     

  • JohnCleese: @SethJacobson When I retUrned from EUrope I broUght with me a large consignment of 'U's so that the Usa can join the rest of Us

    05:47:32 pm on November 4, 2009 |

     
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