John Cleese on Twitter RSS

http://twitter.com/JohnCleese

The legendary John Cleeseis an Academy Award-nominated English actor, comedian, writer, film producer and singer, who is known as being a member of Monty Python and his appearances in major films.

• JohnCleese: Darling twaters, I'm back, and more luscious than ever! You must look me up @goldenglobes great photos. More soon...

  10:00:28 pm on November 23, 2010 |
   

• JohnCleese: Follow these lovely minions, even tastier than onions.. http://twitter.com/JohnCleese/minions #FF #JC

  04:40:30 pm on November 19, 2010 |
   

• JohnCleese: Oh look, another tweet!

  04:40:12 pm on November 19, 2010 |
   

• JohnCleese: Too happy to tweet

  09:55:47 am on November 18, 2010 |
   

• JohnCleese: @Vinvin We shall not mention the time you attempted to leave with Rocky the chicken

  12:44:35 am on November 5, 2010 |
   

• JohnCleese: Recovering from my birthday party... Thank you for all the lovely messages. And the rude ones too.

  03:58:49 pm on October 31, 2010 |
   

• JohnCleese: @cyclingguy1961 I can't remember

  03:57:53 pm on October 27, 2010 |
   

• JohnCleese: Thanks for the birthday wishes, each one memorised.

  03:21:59 pm on October 27, 2010 |
   

• JohnCleese: RT @thefuckingpope: I'm wearing purple today! Not all of it visible! ♫ http://blip.fm/~xn2iz

  04:29:19 pm on October 20, 2010 |
   

• JohnCleese: läppbalsam

  11:15:30 am on October 18, 2010 |
   

• JohnCleese: @Rafawoc Thank you

  12:22:02 am on October 18, 2010 |
   

• JohnCleese: RT @deekdeekster: if i read another glib, sweeping, self-help-style generalisation on the internet i will turn it off

  03:30:00 pm on September 29, 2010 |
   

• JohnCleese: Just when you thought it was safe to twatter.... I'm back... watch this space for up dates on my antics...

  09:02:06 am on September 24, 2010 |
   

• JohnCleese: Perhaps...

  08:45:47 am on September 23, 2010 |
   

• JohnCleese: Possibly...

  09:33:48 am on September 22, 2010 |
   

• JohnCleese: If you can read this, please tweet "brown cheese is the best cheese"

  09:45:30 am on September 14, 2010 |
   

• JohnCleese: Found and removed the tracking bug

  06:14:46 pm on September 7, 2010 |
   

• JohnCleese: RT @Pishba: Best interview this week. Heidi Cullen. Senior research scientist w/Climate Central. About the Weather of the Future http:/ ...

  04:44:50 pm on September 2, 2010 |
   

• JohnCleese: A little treat for you... www.spudthemovie.com enjoy, you lovely twatters.

  02:40:25 am on July 29, 2010 |
   

• JohnCleese: Follow Anthony Cools - he's wearing white suit...

  06:31:46 am on July 22, 2010 |
   

• JohnCleese: JC and Anthony Cools (look him up) in Vegas... Speech for 6000 tomorrow. Knee on ice. Posted by Garry http://twitpic.com/27gy7t

  05:13:10 am on July 22, 2010 |
   

• JohnCleese: Happy Saint Bertha of Blangy Day!

  01:23:11 am on July 5, 2010 |
   

• JohnCleese: Come on, plucky Germantinians !

  04:03:03 pm on July 3, 2010 |
   

• JohnCleese: Garry Tweet for John. On the set of Entourage - JC getting make-up, and Camilla advising... http://twitpic.com/21o8iz

  05:32:32 am on July 2, 2010 |
   

• JohnCleese: RT @deekdeekster: Don't Mention the World Cup Ever Again http://post.ly/kZP2

  09:27:35 am on June 24, 2010 |
   

• JohnCleese: I think now would be a good time for you to go to iTunes and listen to my wonderful song - Don't Mention the World Cup. And yes, I am alive.

  02:51:52 am on June 24, 2010 |
   

• JohnCleese: Hopping, skipping, and jumping. http://twitpic.com/1x2e4j

  08:45:15 pm on June 15, 2010 |
   

• JohnCleese: Yes, I am on the mend, and will twatter more, I don't need to hold badages in place, or hold a stick, so have a free hand with which twatt.

  12:40:15 am on June 11, 2010 |
   

• JohnCleese: Yes, I am on the mend, and will twatter more, I don't need to hold badages in place, or hold a stick, so have a free hand with which twatt.

  10:58:18 pm on June 4, 2010 |
   

• JohnCleese: ... Check iTunes for my "Don't Mention the World Cup" song. Off to rub liniment oil onto my knee..

  10:26:57 pm on June 4, 2010 |
   

• JohnCleese: Well darlings, as excitement grows for the world cup, and whether I will be able to play (with my bionic knee) I remind you to....

  10:24:49 pm on June 4, 2010 |
   

• JohnCleese: @thefuckingpope I don't fancy Germany for the world cup

  09:29:58 pm on May 28, 2010 |
   

• JohnCleese: Tickling its tummy

  06:51:36 pm on May 28, 2010 |
   

• JohnCleese: @SardineTin oops

  01:46:17 pm on May 28, 2010 |
   

• JohnCleese: Prodding it to see if it's alive

  01:44:34 pm on May 28, 2010 |
   

• JohnCleese: Minion test. Ignore. Do not retweet. Really.

  04:40:37 pm on May 22, 2010 |
   

• JohnCleese: Mending

  11:49:57 pm on May 19, 2010 |
   

• JohnCleese: Bending

  06:52:02 pm on May 19, 2010 |
   

• JohnCleese: ... And, here I am with my new Harley D... http://twitpic.com/1nlr2n

  06:43:09 am on May 14, 2010 |
   

• JohnCleese: Dear followers, I am dictating this to Garry, as I am resting after a long day of skipping and jumping with my new knee...

  06:41:43 am on May 14, 2010 |
   

• JohnCleese: Vote!

  12:18:03 pm on May 6, 2010 |
   

• JohnCleese: RT @deekdeekster: Loving the new "Vote - or the dog gets it" Cleese t-shirt http://bit.ly/JC_Vote

  06:22:49 pm on May 1, 2010 |
   

• JohnCleese: @valetudinaria @Lozzykinz It's a very grave matter

  07:54:25 pm on April 25, 2010 |
   

• JohnCleese: Dear Twittering Twats, and Twottering Twots, thank you for your lovely tweets regarding my taxi ride, I made it home in one piece!

  10:47:59 am on April 21, 2010 |
   

• JohnCleese: RT @LoufromBilbao: @dfrw Animals may be involved, though monkeys I'm not sure.

  09:26:27 pm on April 20, 2010 |
   

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