John Cleese on Twitter RSS

http://twitter.com/JohnCleese

The legendary John Cleeseis an Academy Award-nominated English actor, comedian, writer, film producer and singer, who is known as being a member of Monty Python and his appearances in major films.

• JohnCleese: A little treat for you... www.spudthemovie.com enjoy, you lovely twatters.

  02:40:25 am on July 29, 2010 |
   

• JohnCleese: Follow Anthony Cools - he's wearing white suit...

  06:31:46 am on July 22, 2010 |
   

• JohnCleese: JC and Anthony Cools (look him up) in Vegas... Speech for 6000 tomorrow. Knee on ice. Posted by Garry http://twitpic.com/27gy7t

  05:13:10 am on July 22, 2010 |
   

• JohnCleese: Happy Saint Bertha of Blangy Day!

  01:23:11 am on July 5, 2010 |
   

• JohnCleese: Come on, plucky Germantinians !

  04:03:03 pm on July 3, 2010 |
   

• JohnCleese: Garry Tweet for John. On the set of Entourage - JC getting make-up, and Camilla advising... http://twitpic.com/21o8iz

  05:32:32 am on July 2, 2010 |
   

• JohnCleese: RT @deekdeekster: Don't Mention the World Cup Ever Again http://post.ly/kZP2

  09:27:35 am on June 24, 2010 |
   

• JohnCleese: I think now would be a good time for you to go to iTunes and listen to my wonderful song - Don't Mention the World Cup. And yes, I am alive.

  02:51:52 am on June 24, 2010 |
   

• JohnCleese: Hopping, skipping, and jumping. http://twitpic.com/1x2e4j

  08:45:15 pm on June 15, 2010 |
   

• JohnCleese: Yes, I am on the mend, and will twatter more, I don't need to hold badages in place, or hold a stick, so have a free hand with which twatt.

  12:40:15 am on June 11, 2010 |
   

• JohnCleese: Yes, I am on the mend, and will twatter more, I don't need to hold badages in place, or hold a stick, so have a free hand with which twatt.

  10:58:18 pm on June 4, 2010 |
   

• JohnCleese: ... Check iTunes for my "Don't Mention the World Cup" song. Off to rub liniment oil onto my knee..

  10:26:57 pm on June 4, 2010 |
   

• JohnCleese: Well darlings, as excitement grows for the world cup, and whether I will be able to play (with my bionic knee) I remind you to....

  10:24:49 pm on June 4, 2010 |
   

• JohnCleese: @thefuckingpope I don't fancy Germany for the world cup

  09:29:58 pm on May 28, 2010 |
   

• JohnCleese: Tickling its tummy

  06:51:36 pm on May 28, 2010 |
   

• JohnCleese: @SardineTin oops

  01:46:17 pm on May 28, 2010 |
   

• JohnCleese: Prodding it to see if it's alive

  01:44:34 pm on May 28, 2010 |
   

• JohnCleese: Minion test. Ignore. Do not retweet. Really.

  04:40:37 pm on May 22, 2010 |
   

• JohnCleese: Mending

  11:49:57 pm on May 19, 2010 |
   

• JohnCleese: Bending

  06:52:02 pm on May 19, 2010 |
   

• JohnCleese: ... And, here I am with my new Harley D... http://twitpic.com/1nlr2n

  06:43:09 am on May 14, 2010 |
   

• JohnCleese: Dear followers, I am dictating this to Garry, as I am resting after a long day of skipping and jumping with my new knee...

  06:41:43 am on May 14, 2010 |
   

• JohnCleese: Vote!

  12:18:03 pm on May 6, 2010 |
   

• JohnCleese: RT @deekdeekster: Loving the new "Vote - or the dog gets it" Cleese t-shirt http://bit.ly/JC_Vote

  06:22:49 pm on May 1, 2010 |
   

• JohnCleese: @valetudinaria @Lozzykinz It's a very grave matter

  07:54:25 pm on April 25, 2010 |
   

• JohnCleese: Dear Twittering Twats, and Twottering Twots, thank you for your lovely tweets regarding my taxi ride, I made it home in one piece!

  10:47:59 am on April 21, 2010 |
   

• JohnCleese: RT @LoufromBilbao: @dfrw Animals may be involved, though monkeys I'm not sure.

  09:26:27 pm on April 20, 2010 |
   

• JohnCleese: Thanks to Garry @gazzalon for getting me home....

  01:13:10 pm on April 17, 2010 |
   

• JohnCleese: Well, well, well. First leaders debate, and LibDems do so well. Good luck to them.

  10:23:48 pm on April 15, 2010 |
   

• JohnCleese: Norway! Land of brown cheese

  01:24:49 pm on April 15, 2010 |
   

• JohnCleese: I might have rushed that last tweet. As, some of you have been quite rambunctious, and not worthy of my slenditude. You know who you are..

  11:31:21 am on April 11, 2010 |
   

• JohnCleese: I feel an out pouring of love to you all, you're all lovely, funny, intelligent people.

  11:18:26 am on April 11, 2010 |
   

• JohnCleese: I'm working in South Africa, Tweeple of the Twittingverse. Going very well

  11:59:09 pm on March 29, 2010 |
   

• JohnCleese: Retweeting @deekdeekster: Humans Too Stupid To Save Planet, Says Lovelock http://post.ly/WKbf

  11:49:43 pm on March 29, 2010 |
   

• JohnCleese: Yes, I know, I'm supposed to Twitter every day. But I'm too busy having my teeth stuck back in.

  12:02:16 pm on March 18, 2010 |
   

• JohnCleese: Nice man at Chortle credits Nigerian Lottery http://bit.ly/_chortle - via Cleese News Minion

  02:04:02 pm on March 9, 2010 |
   

• JohnCleese: Hope you noticed the Daily Mail ripped off Garry's photos... And not even a thank you... Or a poke in the eye.

  04:01:45 am on March 4, 2010 |
   

• JohnCleese: Sign up to JC's newsletter, and get information before anyone else! http://bit.ly/nigerianlottery - Minion #23

  02:08:11 am on March 4, 2010 |
   

• JohnCleese: New t-shirts: Smile, or the tooth gets it - http://worldofcheese.net USA/CAN and UK/EU - love from JC's t-shirt Minion #3 (drunk)

  09:39:43 pm on February 28, 2010 |
   

• JohnCleese: oops

  09:38:48 pm on February 28, 2010 |
   

• JohnCleese: That naughty boy, Garry, has another photo on @gazzalon no peeking....

  07:34:35 am on February 28, 2010 |
   

• JohnCleese: Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water... http://twitpic.com/15q5dz

  12:34:44 am on February 28, 2010 |
   

• JohnCleese: Bless you and have a wonderful Valentine's Day... http://twitpic.com/135c2t

  07:22:38 am on February 14, 2010 |
   

• JohnCleese: John having dinner with his new girlfriend... And Garry as chaparone http://twitpic.com/1351ya

  06:33:10 am on February 14, 2010 |
   

• JohnCleese: Twitbook fans: I'm over here! http://www.facebook.com/thejohncleese

  01:11:40 am on February 12, 2010 |
   

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