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John Hodgman (b. June 3, 1971 in Brookline, Massachusetts) is an American author and humorist known for his role as the PC in Apple's "Get a Mac" advertisements and his correspondent work on The Daily Show.
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hodgman: The concern, a reasonable one, was that it would distract the winners, or make them feel they had to react to the various snarks
02:10:39 am on August 30, 2010 |
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hodgman: They cannot hear me in the house, FYI. they killed that idea precisely because of that fraggle rock joke. A @bendougan masterpiece.
02:06:59 am on August 30, 2010 |
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hodgman: Re Lithgow, @bendougan says that anyone who gets wrapped in cellophane naked on a table deserves the Emmy.
01:59:32 am on August 30, 2010 |
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hodgman: My cohort Melissa Disney is announcing the reality genre. I could take a nap now. BUT I'M TOO EMMIED UP. http://twitpic.com/2jismb
01:52:55 am on August 30, 2010 |
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hodgman: Just saw @donttrythis in the reality package; they should be presenters.
01:48:02 am on August 30, 2010 |
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hodgman: I think this Jim Parsons is a TRUE DELIGHT
01:39:34 am on August 30, 2010 |
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hodgman: @PFTompkins who now?
01:35:18 am on August 30, 2010 |
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hodgman: I consider Jane Lynch's win a victory for humanity and specifically Sunderland, MA.
01:25:50 am on August 30, 2010 |
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hodgman: @mattlatmatt mork and mindy house
09:11:53 pm on August 29, 2010 |
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hodgman: Hey @morgan_muphy, I agree with @BashSala: Jewel is very pretty in person. There is no shame in tweeting that.
08:11:36 pm on August 29, 2010 |
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hodgman: (swans)
07:17:53 pm on August 29, 2010 |
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hodgman: I am not normally one for dance routines involving live swans and crossbows, but based on rehearsal, this opening number is going to kill.
07:17:46 pm on August 29, 2010 |
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hodgman: @neilhimself so tell her to get YOU a blue box. We all got one here at the Emmys. From the gifting lounge.
06:42:02 pm on August 29, 2010 |
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hodgman: RT @morgan_murphy "I don't want to give away any Emmy secrets but @hodgman has had a terrible accident. http://twitpic.com/2jeobw "
06:17:41 pm on August 29, 2010 |
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hodgman: @mattfraction @paulandstorm there is currently ONE scheduled Dr Who reference. It all depends on Steve Shill winning for directing DEXTER
05:52:45 pm on August 29, 2010 |
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hodgman: I have awakened in my underground lair at the Nokia Theater. Time to start phantoming this opera again. #Emmys
05:25:56 pm on August 29, 2010 |
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hodgman: @poniewozik I suspect he will simply recite the lyrics to freebird.
05:13:13 pm on August 29, 2010 |
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hodgman: @neilhimself It must be awfully frustrating to fly for hours to meet a man who can travel anywhere/when, instantly. Who is your agent?
05:12:25 pm on August 29, 2010 |
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hodgman: @neilhimself please tell me you are flying to the Emmys. I don't know how to do an awards show without you anymore.
04:57:44 pm on August 29, 2010 |
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hodgman: @serafinowicz wfmu
01:56:43 pm on August 29, 2010 |
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hodgman: @johnroderick please Fedex it to my lair
07:14:15 am on August 29, 2010 |
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hodgman: Rehearsal is almost over. Time to return to my hidden apartment beneath the Nokia Theater and plan my revenge.
06:31:56 am on August 29, 2010 |
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hodgman: RT @billamend "I'm surprised a Hollywood calculator doesn't have a "hide artist royalties" button"
04:16:42 am on August 29, 2010 |
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hodgman: @jimmyfallon AND I WAS NEVER HERE.
04:14:10 am on August 29, 2010 |
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hodgman: Just met @jimmyfallon. I guess he's involved in this show, too.
03:32:52 am on August 29, 2010 |
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hodgman: @Caissie that's why I'll be wearing an eyepatch tomorrow.
03:23:07 am on August 29, 2010 |
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hodgman: @Randazzoj is that a William Carlos Williams poem?
03:22:25 am on August 29, 2010 |
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hodgman: Backstage at the emmys. I can't believe this. My rider clearly said a Time Master THREE. http://twitpic.com/2j6zgz
03:22:04 am on August 29, 2010 |
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hodgman: I am watching you from the rafters, @jimmyfallon
03:08:16 am on August 29, 2010 |
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hodgman: I have been shrunk to half Emmy size. http://twitpic.com/2j6t8e
03:06:09 am on August 29, 2010 |
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hodgman: @BillCorbett makes me feel like I'm reading a vintage Mad. Or wacky pack.
02:26:00 am on August 29, 2010 |
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hodgman: @hodgman The closest BBQ to the Nokia Center is Barnecue King Express at 525 West 7th. You're welcome. (via @BBQFTompkins)
02:03:29 am on August 29, 2010 |
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hodgman: @mileskahn apparently, YES
02:02:39 am on August 29, 2010 |
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hodgman: Arriving at rehearsal for the Emmys, to sit backstage again, announcing, basically til tom'w night. I AM THE PHANTOM OF THE NOKIA.
10:41:12 pm on August 28, 2010 |
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hodgman: @nerdist CHANGE THOSE ANSWERS AROUND!
09:51:07 pm on August 28, 2010 |
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hodgman: @nerdist and are you gonna be at the Emmys?
09:35:14 pm on August 28, 2010 |
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hodgman: @nerdist who was the voice of orson Welles, then? Did Higgins hire Welles to pretend to be Masters?
09:35:03 pm on August 28, 2010 |
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hodgman: @rebeccawatson I know. It has probably never occurred to that person to feel ashamed in any way, ever. I envy him, honestly.
09:15:44 pm on August 28, 2010 |
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hodgman: Or do they simply know the world loves their choices, so why should they be ashamed? I know the answer. Going to clear history now.
09:06:13 pm on August 28, 2010 |
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hodgman: Is it that people who love Drudge and sports don't KNOW to clear their history after using a public computer?
09:05:42 pm on August 28, 2010 |
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hodgman: @jimmyfallon BS. That's a shrinking ray shot if I've ever seen one. YOU CAN'T FOOL A FOOLER.
09:03:56 pm on August 28, 2010 |
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hodgman: My kind of guy.
09:02:47 pm on August 28, 2010 |
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hodgman: If you are not following @janiehaddad 's live tweeting from the restoring honor rally, then the mosques have already won.
06:22:59 pm on August 28, 2010 |
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hodgman: Santa Monica is haunted by fog. And I'm about to get haunted by a room service hamburger.
04:43:12 am on August 28, 2010 |
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hodgman: @Caissie @kenplume WHAT IF I WERE TO PROMISE YOU A FRONT SEAT AT MY REMAKE OF THE ORSON WELLES SHOW?
04:42:22 am on August 28, 2010 |
