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John Hodgman (b. June 3, 1971 in Brookline, Massachusetts) is an American author and humorist known for his role as the PC in Apple's "Get a Mac" advertisements and his correspondent work on The Daily Show.

  • hodgman: @michaelianblack I enjoy the sugar free Ted bull, so I can look like a douche who also has body dysmorphia.

    02:31:39 pm on October 7, 2010 |

     

  • hodgman: @richsommer and that's why everyone talks like the movies?

    06:03:12 am on October 7, 2010 |

     

  • hodgman: @richsommer do you think in the tarantinoverse that those reservoir dogs live in a world where eli roth shot hitler?

    06:03:03 am on October 7, 2010 |

     

  • hodgman: @thekimkingston you win again

    05:15:34 am on October 7, 2010 |

     

  • hodgman: RT @J450NK: just got tix to @lessavyfav @youngamerican and @hodgman thanks to tweet from @romanmars (that's a lotta @s) http://bit.ly/d ...

    10:55:40 pm on October 6, 2010 |

     

  • hodgman: @PFTompkins no. I'm "ustin-we-iv-a-problem". Weirdly, Ustinaut1971 is Rick Sanchez

    07:49:37 pm on October 6, 2010 |

     

  • hodgman: @janiehaddad @kenplume I missed all the fun. And I instructed sleep pod to wake me if you guys were talking, too!

    03:44:49 pm on October 6, 2010 |

     

  • hodgman: @PFTompkins I hope you are not the one bidding against me in the ebay auction for Ustinov's costume from EVIL UNDER THE SUN.

    03:44:19 pm on October 6, 2010 |

     

  • hodgman: @ladybirdj no one to walk with, but happy on the shelf

    04:36:01 am on October 6, 2010 |

     

  • hodgman: RT @bendougan: 36 hours in Austin: three BBQ lunches, two breakfast tacos, one sushi dinner, some bats, the DFW collection, and TWO Just ...

    03:04:11 am on September 23, 2010 |

     

  • hodgman: RT @mileskahn: @Hodgman stars in "CSI: NPR" (@sweetfletcher: Some exciting television action on my block: http://yfrog.com/ep33347171j)

    12:28:52 am on September 23, 2010 |

     

  • hodgman: Today I met @ChrisGrace & @jonathancoulton. 1 of them claimed to have attended the little gray book lectures. Never figured out which

    12:27:43 am on September 23, 2010 |

     

  • hodgman: RT @SYSKPodcast: This here's a video of giant centipede catching a bat, courtesy of Planet Earth. We lost that disc somewhere. http://is ...

    03:27:05 pm on September 22, 2010 |

     

  • hodgman: @mileskahn what's my copay on a puppy killing?

    12:02:53 pm on September 22, 2010 |

     

  • hodgman: @DeniseMarie13 hi!

    02:08:20 am on September 22, 2010 |

     

  • hodgman: RT @roryalbanese: Follow @Rally4Sanity for all updates and some sensible tips on The Daily Show's "Rally To Restore Sanity" D.C.10/30/10 ...

    07:56:21 pm on September 21, 2010 |

     

  • hodgman: @stepholawrence HE IS STILL A BABY. Please don't make us wake up.

    02:25:23 pm on September 14, 2010 |

     

  • hodgman: @ayeletw I am sad to hear about the Maine house. But it does not compare to the sadness of realizing you meant Brooklin, not Brooklyn.

    01:37:06 pm on September 14, 2010 |

     

  • hodgman: Meanwhile, if you have not steered your internet to the BORED TO DEATH Season 2 trailer, by all means DO: http://bit.ly/cnGs96

    01:35:29 pm on September 14, 2010 |

     

  • hodgman: I am only sorry 9/28/10 is not EVERYONE'S birthday. But then we would all be clones. And we would wear white wetsuits and eat thru tubes.

    01:34:21 pm on September 14, 2010 |

     

  • hodgman: Playing scrabble. @sweetfletcher just played PAX. I now believe in ESP. YOU NERDS HAVE INVADED HER MIND.

    04:16:51 am on September 6, 2010 |

     

  • hodgman: RT @azizansari: You should watch Delocated at 10pm on Adult Swim. Why? There's a character named Mighty Joe Jon, the Black Blond. That's ...

    03:01:53 am on September 6, 2010 |

     

  • hodgman: Go see @sweetfletcher for the full tile by tile.

    03:00:40 pm on September 4, 2010 |

     

  • hodgman: I regret not giving you more information on the scrabble game last night. Tweetie is refusing my password. Perhaps they've had enough.

    02:58:44 pm on September 4, 2010 |

     

  • hodgman: Look. I adore Justin Long and so I am going to see his movie. IT IS THAT SIMPLE.

    06:09:35 am on September 4, 2010 |

     

  • hodgman: RT @samscram: @pattonoswalt This ain't no fuckin' PIPE, trick. #IfKanyeWereMagritte

    06:05:15 am on September 4, 2010 |

     

  • hodgman: I just totally neutralized the northwesterly trip word score space with FA and FACT for 22. No one can get near it now. SCORCHED EARTH.

    02:53:14 am on September 4, 2010 |

     

  • hodgman: Labor day scrabble match one. @sweetfletcher and I draw for who goes first. We both pull a T. This is going to be a bloodbath.

    02:28:07 am on September 4, 2010 |

     

  • hodgman: RT @djroe: Just watched @hodgman get his ass kicked by drug dealers on "Bored to Death." THAT was satisfying!

    03:01:24 am on September 3, 2010 |

     

  • hodgman: RT @mcsweeneysbooks: Emmy watchers, please know that @hodgman once wrote here: http://www.mcsweeneys.net/links/aafpla/

    05:01:14 pm on August 30, 2010 |

     

  • hodgman: RT @robbaedeker: The four states of matter are: solid, liquid, gas and batter.

    04:48:52 pm on August 30, 2010 |

     

  • hodgman: @donttrythis honestly, it's absurd that you were not there. Now I have new vengeance to plot!

    04:37:51 pm on August 30, 2010 |

     

  • hodgman: @hannahtinti that's a nice thing to say! But I dont recall hosting any Paris review parties. Unless I was too Plowed to recall

    04:18:26 pm on August 30, 2010 |

     

  • hodgman: @sampotts oh, china

    06:39:32 am on August 30, 2010 |

     

  • hodgman: @TheRadford thank you!

    06:35:43 am on August 30, 2010 |

     

  • hodgman: Thanks @jimmyfallon and to all, a good night http://twitpic.com/2jjugi

    04:00:31 am on August 30, 2010 |

     

  • hodgman: That Tom Hanks is a nice gentleman.

    03:55:09 am on August 30, 2010 |

     

  • hodgman: @xenijardin oh yes please soon!

    03:54:06 am on August 30, 2010 |

     

  • hodgman: .@jimmyfallon did NOT know that @tomselleck was wearing the same tux. I hope @tomselleck has a twitter acct.

    03:52:36 am on August 30, 2010 |

     

  • hodgman: Were you aware of it?: Barry Levinson, David Simon, and John Waters meet in a Baltimore diner every Sunday and eat scrapple together.

    03:45:49 am on August 30, 2010 |

     

  • hodgman: Congratulations to @jamesurbaniak, star of YOU DON'T KNOW JACK.

    03:41:34 am on August 30, 2010 |

     

  • hodgman: I had a note from on high to play it straight with Pacino. I wish you could have heard my Barry Levinson material.

    03:40:05 am on August 30, 2010 |

     

  • hodgman: Stand by for Gervais. This was the fellow who played him in rehearsal. http://twitpic.com/2jj80x

    02:45:28 am on August 30, 2010 |

     

  • hodgman: Here is Tina DeBone, script supervisor supervisonaire! http://twitpic.com/2jj3ku

    02:30:21 am on August 30, 2010 |

     

  • hodgman: Congrats Steve Shill, an thanks for the chance to make my one Whovian reference of the night.

    02:23:22 am on August 30, 2010 |

     
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