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John Hodgman (b. June 3, 1971 in Brookline, Massachusetts) is an American author and humorist known for his role as the PC in Apple's "Get a Mac" advertisements and his correspondent work on The Daily Show.

• hodgman: I also don't expect you all to be of one HIVE MIND on the subject of politics, and indeed, I hope you are not.

  08:15:23 pm on October 29, 2010 |
   

• hodgman: I don't often get all partisan/sincere on you, HIVE MIND, but these facts surprised even me. http://bit.ly/aDkD5h

  08:12:09 pm on October 29, 2010 |
   

• hodgman: Meanwhile, the @pftompkins film THE INFORMANT! is currently on HBO Zone.

  03:43:14 am on October 26, 2010 |
   

• hodgman: Here is @janiehaddad giving you the skinny on the program called Mad Men. http://bit.ly/a82Cma

  03:42:09 am on October 26, 2010 |
   

• hodgman: RT @nealpollack: Dear PR Person whose job it was this morning to write the "Ishtar now out on Blu-Ray" release: You have my sympathy. Be ...

  05:10:10 pm on October 25, 2010 |
   

• hodgman: RT @JonathanAmes: kevin bacon & kristen wiig guest-star tonight #boredtodeath. screening 9pm of ep at buildingonbond cafe, brooklyn. ope ...

  01:37:52 am on October 25, 2010 |
   

• hodgman: ATTN @mattlatmat: THIS IS HOW IT'S done. RT @donttrythis: "Nerd pilgrimage. I'm standing in front of Mork and Mindy's house!”

  11:45:02 pm on October 23, 2010 |
   

• hodgman: Meanwhile @seantroversy will welcome your usual donations of thesauri and Asimov's FOUNDATION cycle.

  11:43:50 pm on October 23, 2010 |
   

• hodgman: Keep your undies. Throw Luden's cough drops at sickened @johnroderick at the Paramount tonight.

  11:42:52 pm on October 23, 2010 |
   

• hodgman: RT @johnroderick: Even though I'm sick and whiney, I'm playing the Paramount tonight w/ @rainnwilson @presidentsrock @blitzentrapper @se ...

  11:32:47 pm on October 23, 2010 |
   

• hodgman: @orion549 do not weep. STAY TUNED!

  11:23:39 pm on October 23, 2010 |
   

• hodgman: @kpereira i am not in LA. So it is easy (but heartfelt) for me to say: PLEASE DO IT.

  11:09:53 am on October 23, 2010 |
   

• hodgman: RT @sampotts: Yankees are the new Red Sox. It's a great night for schadenfreude.

  05:38:53 am on October 23, 2010 |
   

• hodgman: RT @morgan_murphy: For #FF: follow the Internet to Michael Penn's YouTube channel. Great new song up for your listening/viewing pleasure ...

  05:31:06 am on October 23, 2010 |
   

• hodgman: @PFTompkins Amy Sedaris just gave me a handful of cold-eze. That is what you mean, correct?

  01:15:12 am on October 23, 2010 |
   

• hodgman: The Today-in-The-Past-Cast is dead. LONG LIVE THE FUTURE: http://www.areasofmyexpertise.com/

  01:13:44 am on October 23, 2010 |
   

• hodgman: @PFTompkins sorry things are not as wild as they were back in your day, CHEVY CHASE

  12:39:03 am on October 23, 2010 |
   

• hodgman: RT @youngamerican: Watch our show with Amy Sedaris, @Hodgman, @JudahWorldChamp and more at 4P/7E: http://www.wnyc.org/thegreenespace/

  12:37:01 am on October 23, 2010 |
   

• hodgman: That's $107 on the table that I have offered @iambeardo to play "Levi Stubbs Tears" tonight. Can they resist? http://yfrog.com/elhurjlj

  12:36:02 am on October 23, 2010 |
   

• hodgman: Amy Sedaris does not have twitter and her phone is actually a stuffed animal. http://yfrog.com/87xfvtj

  12:32:43 am on October 23, 2010 |
   

• hodgman: Green room shenanigans with @baratunde http://yfrog.com/47q3mgj

  12:31:54 am on October 23, 2010 |
   

• hodgman: @nathanrabin my pleasure. I enjoy your book. And those kinds if readings are rough. You kept your dignity though. Unless you were vomiting

  11:20:43 pm on October 22, 2010 |
   

• hodgman: RT @myyearofflops: I "drop" in just over two hours, as the young people say. Though I am a book, I am nevertheless nervous as fuck.

  06:00:42 am on October 19, 2010 |
   

• hodgman: I trust you all saw @jonathancoulton's thoughtful remembrance of Mandelbrot on Wired. But if no: http://j.mp/bh96PM

  05:53:27 am on October 19, 2010 |
   

• hodgman: @EthanRunt thank you!

  05:44:46 am on October 19, 2010 |
   

• hodgman: @MitchBenn It was product placement. The franchise was bought and paid for by the Persian Cat Breeders association.

  11:41:14 pm on October 18, 2010 |
   

• hodgman: @janiehaddad thank you.

  09:42:12 am on October 18, 2010 |
   

• hodgman: @JonathanAmes @bergenstcomics @katemicucci I think I speak for all of us, including the sentient comic book store, when I say NO: THANK YOU.

  09:41:07 am on October 18, 2010 |
   

• hodgman: Congratulating @bergenstcomics on their @boredtodeath debut!

  04:04:37 am on October 18, 2010 |
   

• hodgman: Also @jonathanames, is tonight's #boredtodeath the episode with @bergenstcomics?

  09:57:25 pm on October 17, 2010 |
   

• hodgman: RT @BergenStComics: (Bergen Street Comics may also have a cameo in tonight's @boredtodeath)

  09:55:38 pm on October 17, 2010 |
   

• hodgman: @PFTompkins megacolon vs giant octopus. That is all.

  09:31:27 pm on October 17, 2010 |
   

• hodgman: @PFTompkins I have a cleanse that can help with that.

  09:30:33 pm on October 17, 2010 |
   

• hodgman: @martingero thank you. But do you know what they do to scene thieves in prison? I am going to be destroyed.

  09:28:21 pm on October 17, 2010 |
   

• hodgman: @shopsinc maybe they did. Maybe now it's just H-H-H-HAUNTED

  08:56:20 pm on October 17, 2010 |
   

• hodgman: Attn: @jonathanames Did my ad lib re Len Bias make it into tonight's @boredtodeath?

  08:50:05 pm on October 17, 2010 |
   

• hodgman: @hayleycampbelly wait. are you saying the Mona Lisa is NOT a painting of a deformed penis?

  08:39:47 pm on October 17, 2010 |
   

• hodgman: @hayleycampbelly No. Is that where they keep the trepanned skull of the elephant man's conjoined twin?

  08:11:11 pm on October 17, 2010 |
   

• hodgman: @leeunkrich done and done. So to speak.

  07:58:39 pm on October 17, 2010 |
   

• hodgman: At the mutter museum in Philadelphia. Has anyone written a heist film yet in which George Clooney attempts to steal the preserved megacolon?

  06:43:22 pm on October 17, 2010 |
   

• hodgman: @Colin_Hanks the real shame of it is that most of those corporate studios are owned by DENMARKIANS.

  03:53:47 pm on October 12, 2010 |
   

• hodgman: RT @jonathancoulton: Cruise News to Beat Your No Cruise News Blues: we just added @PFTompkins and @johnroderick to #JoCoCruiseCrazy http ...

  02:47:42 pm on October 7, 2010 |
   

• hodgman: @michaelianblack #unintendedautocorrectionhumor

  02:42:40 pm on October 7, 2010 |
   

• hodgman: @michaelianblack yes. You are correct. They give very fast, sweaty talks about fucking hot chicks, then laugh these loud, barking laughs.

  02:42:11 pm on October 7, 2010 |
   

• hodgman: @kwmurphy wait. Is @johnroderick on the joco cruise now, too?

  02:33:26 pm on October 7, 2010 |
   

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