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John Hodgman (b. June 3, 1971 in Brookline, Massachusetts) is an American author and humorist known for his role as the PC in Apple's "Get a Mac" advertisements and his correspondent work on The Daily Show.

  • hodgman: The final board, plus my unplayable remnants. http://twitpic.com/25zuc7

    04:59:47 am on July 17, 2010 |

     

  • hodgman: RT @janiehaddad "The AT&T commercial where Cristo's elves cover the world with orange fabric is why they hate us,"

    04:59:03 am on July 17, 2010 |

     

  • hodgman: So @sweetfletcher undoes my bingo, deservedly, with 342 to 339.

    04:56:17 am on July 17, 2010 |

     

  • hodgman: @samscram oh, man. That is every word in the English language.

    04:54:47 am on July 17, 2010 |

     

  • hodgman: I have totally squandered my bingo advantage. @sweetfletcher is going to take the game.

    04:33:14 am on July 17, 2010 |

     

  • hodgman: @sweetfletcher @notgiamatti it was not warped the last time we played....

    04:02:50 am on July 17, 2010 |

     

  • hodgman: Too bad there's no AIOD-- a hypothetical sloth.

    04:01:00 am on July 17, 2010 |

     

  • hodgman: She takes double dub word with OD, a hypothetical force.

    03:51:28 am on July 17, 2010 |

     

  • hodgman: Both I and @sweetfletcher deploy our recent 2-letter training. I take the southwestern trip word with ai, a sloth.

    03:50:31 am on July 17, 2010 |

     

  • hodgman: (U I S I I A O--I don't care who knows!)

    03:40:16 am on July 17, 2010 |

     

  • hodgman: TIP and PIP and QI disembowel me for 28. I've got nothing to fight back with but an S and vowels. A hand I call the Sarah Vowell.

    03:39:51 am on July 17, 2010 |

     

  • hodgman: @johnroderick constantly. I hope you are not running this whole game with your wizard hat

    03:23:08 am on July 17, 2010 |

     

  • hodgman: RT @johnroderick: "Hard at work, making shit happen: http://twitpic.com/25yrqx "

    03:21:26 am on July 17, 2010 |

     

  • hodgman: @Caissie cable it to me

    03:09:47 am on July 17, 2010 |

     

  • hodgman: .@byronne CURSE YOU AND YOUR BANANAGRAMS

    03:09:16 am on July 17, 2010 |

     

  • hodgman: And @sweetfletcher MEOWS in the northern trip word square for 30. MEOW! (S)

    03:08:14 am on July 17, 2010 |

     

  • hodgman: Opened up ANOTHER trip word space with WRONGED, but @sweetfletcher just played JOY finally/instead for 29. WHAT IS SHE UP TO?

    03:04:30 am on July 17, 2010 |

     

  • hodgman: @maybekathy you mean "all meat/minimal flecks of horn" potted unicorn meat product?

    03:02:51 am on July 17, 2010 |

     

  • hodgman: But then @sweetfletcher uses my C to hit the trip word with CURVE for 33. So I no longer feel so terrible.

    02:53:22 am on July 17, 2010 |

     

  • hodgman: Just bingoed on CRINGES and WEDS. lucky break. I feel terrible. Why didn't @sweetfletcher just play JOY?

    02:49:52 am on July 17, 2010 |

     

  • hodgman: This is a warning: THERE WILL BE MORE SCRABBLE TONIGHT.

    03:11:55 pm on July 16, 2010 |

     

  • hodgman: @jfruh you are right on bede. I am shamed, as I played it. But obi and SLINGERS are solid.

    03:11:28 pm on July 16, 2010 |

     

  • hodgman: @martingero didn't you hear my copter last night?

    03:10:48 pm on July 16, 2010 |

     

  • hodgman: @stefanfatsis You would destroy me.

    03:09:51 pm on July 16, 2010 |

     

  • hodgman: @sweet_calamity no, alas. And the world is only five letters long, double alas.

    03:09:34 pm on July 16, 2010 |

     

  • hodgman: @stefanfatsis we really are trying!

    04:48:31 am on July 15, 2010 |

     

  • hodgman: @martingero come visit us in Massachusetts!

    04:41:27 am on July 15, 2010 |

     

  • hodgman: @JaneEspenson gold is a great investment opportunity! Call our offices for details! And: hello!

    04:36:45 am on July 15, 2010 |

     

  • hodgman: The final, plus the beautiful old selchow and righter box. http://twitpic.com/25dl1p

    04:07:09 am on July 15, 2010 |

     

  • hodgman: Without my bingo, @sweetfletcher would have taken the game easy. But as it stands, it's my 358 to her 341.

    04:04:18 am on July 15, 2010 |

     

  • hodgman: Bingo with SLINGERS. but this scoring ap does not recognize bingos. I presume because dates to 1973

    03:47:24 am on July 15, 2010 |

     

  • hodgman: Just played RUNG for 6 just to spoil the trip word space. Feel awful about it. As if I just played MON.

    03:31:25 am on July 15, 2010 |

     

  • hodgman: I normally don't RT anything pertaining to boggle, but: @Morgan_Murphy "I am entitled to a rimjob before Boggle!" #MelGibsonTape4Predictions

    03:17:02 am on July 15, 2010 |

     

  • hodgman: About to play REP on a trip word space. If I were playing me, I'd be tempted to challenge. Scrw it. I cannot rsist.

    03:13:14 am on July 15, 2010 |

     

  • hodgman: JAM on a dub word for 24. Nothing fancy. Kind of dull. But climbing back into the game, trying to keep these wax wings unmelted.

    02:56:24 am on July 15, 2010 |

     

  • hodgman: Just discovered that the short OED that disallowed MON is from 1973. Absurd. "the Harder They Come" came out in SEVENTY TWO. come on, mon.

    02:53:16 am on July 15, 2010 |

     

  • hodgman: @paulandstorm @PFTompkins we have to use those windtalking lessons for SOMETHING.

    02:51:02 am on July 15, 2010 |

     

  • hodgman: Now @sweetfletcher abd I both feel the board is poisoned by unchallenged slang. Lesson: never look up words once you've played them.

    02:47:59 am on July 15, 2010 |

     

  • hodgman: Oh. In fact MON is not a word. I stand by my not challenging it, though. BORDERLINE.

    02:45:04 am on July 15, 2010 |

     

  • hodgman: But I WILL take that trip word square @sweetfletcher opened up with ROOM to make VROOM and VINES for 40. And OF COURSE MON IS A WORD.

    02:43:45 am on July 15, 2010 |

     

  • hodgman: I don't need any damn dub/trip squares to turn BED and VEX into BEDE and VEXED for 23.

    02:41:32 am on July 15, 2010 |

     

  • hodgman: @sweetfletcher I never suggested that.

    02:36:59 am on July 15, 2010 |

     

  • hodgman: Man. Th tabls hav turnd.

    02:33:34 am on July 15, 2010 |

     

  • hodgman: She had the S. FATSO for 51 points. I dsrv it.

    02:29:50 am on July 15, 2010 |

     

  • hodgman: Just exposed the trip word square for a lousy 15 with ZIP. if @sweetfletcher has an S, I'm doomed.

    02:27:40 am on July 15, 2010 |

     
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