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John Hodgman (b. June 3, 1971 in Brookline, Massachusetts) is an American author and humorist known for his role as the PC in Apple's "Get a Mac" advertisements and his correspondent work on The Daily Show.

• hodgman: RT @MJGearGuy: Reading MJ back issues, found this 2003 appliance review by @hodgman" http://ow.ly/i/57YZ // I still have that waffle iron.

  05:04:38 pm on November 2, 2010 |
   

• hodgman: RT @billscher: My optimistic midterm predictions explained on today's @liberaloasis podcast http://bit.ly/cpNvL5

  02:57:50 pm on November 2, 2010 |
   

• hodgman: Looking forward to seeing what sort of new voting machine NY has come up with this time. Does it have a bellows and a crank?

  02:56:09 pm on November 2, 2010 |
   

• hodgman: RT @jonwurster: Hey, it doesn't say "George W. Bush" anywhere on this ballot.

  02:53:48 pm on November 2, 2010 |
   

• hodgman: RT @mileskahn: Miss "Look Who's Stalking," my latest Daily Show piece on Mich Asst. AG and cyberbully, Andrew Shirvell? No worries: http ...

  02:49:25 pm on November 2, 2010 |
   

• hodgman: @stevyncolgan thank you. And best to you!

  05:34:10 am on November 2, 2010 |
   

• hodgman: @Colin_Hanks what happened? Did baseball win? CONGRATULATIONS BASEBALL!

  05:30:22 am on November 2, 2010 |
   

• hodgman: For those who have NOT unsubscribed from TODAY IN THE PAST-CAST, the future has begun. http://bit.ly/aIuI53

  01:25:52 am on November 2, 2010 |
   

• hodgman: For those who have nit unsubscribed from TODAY IN THE PAST-CAST, the future has begun. http://bit.ly/aIuI53”

  01:11:45 am on November 2, 2010 |
   

• hodgman: RT @youngamerican: If you are subscribed to @Hodgman's podcast, you will find a little treat when you refresh the feed. This is called ...

  01:10:04 am on November 2, 2010 |
   

• hodgman: Any time someone spells THX as "thanks!" these days, I feel like I'm reading Chaucer.

  07:11:54 pm on November 1, 2010 |
   

• hodgman: RT @mere8712: "my sign at the Rally to Restore Sanity was inspired by the hobos http://twitpic.com/32v17i”//I am sad to have missed this!

  02:23:39 pm on November 1, 2010 |
   

• hodgman: RT @richsommer: Happy Halloween! Here's me & my bro, ca. '89. My mom's a costume genius. #fb http://yfrog.com/5x3w2bj

  03:21:25 am on November 1, 2010 |
   

• hodgman: RT @morgan_murphy: Holy shit! @iamledgin just saw the peanut lady I took pics of last night. It's a Halloween miracle! http://twitpic.co ...

  02:04:31 am on November 1, 2010 |
   

• hodgman: @jonwurster I am glad you were born.

  09:35:10 pm on October 31, 2010 |
   

• hodgman: RT @petegaines: @hodgman What is this, some sort of sporty spelling bee?

  04:59:25 pm on October 31, 2010 |
   

• hodgman: RT @nickmangold: Can't wait to get this game started. Nothing better than #JETS home game! J! E! T! S! JETS! JETS! JETS!

  04:45:49 pm on October 31, 2010 |
   

• hodgman: One last look at the monuments along Washington's famous Avenue of Legos before I go home. http://twitpic.com/32mngy

  04:09:25 pm on October 31, 2010 |
   

• hodgman: My home obelisking lecture at the DC Obelisk Museum yesterday a little underattended. I'd say we had at least 8 people, but Fox says only 3

  03:56:55 pm on October 31, 2010 |
   

• hodgman: RT @JamesUrbaniak: Hey! I'm in this Halloween Funny or Die sketch! Not safe for work, play or any other activity. http://bit.ly/9OyBZy

  03:49:13 pm on October 31, 2010 |
   

• hodgman: @johnmoe you're always bragging about how you live in St Paul.

  03:27:10 pm on October 31, 2010 |
   

• hodgman: @stephenfry oh, please don't give up! That's not the antichrist **I** know.

  02:58:15 pm on October 31, 2010 |
   

• hodgman: @morgan_murphy "like a peanuty hunchback, I will watch my friends Princess Leia and Bo Peep kiss boys, while I endure allergy jokes."

  09:57:44 am on October 31, 2010 |
   

• hodgman: @morgan_murphy "I'm actually 4 inches taller, but I made the face hole too low in my terrible, terrible, peanut costume, so I must slouch"

  09:55:51 am on October 31, 2010 |
   

• hodgman: I can't believe father Guido Sarducci and Jeff Tweedy blew off my Obelisk Lecture for the #rally4sanity. They promised!

  09:07:18 pm on October 30, 2010 |
   

• hodgman: Guys. Guess what? It turns out Washington actually HAS an obelisk! This lecture is going to be amazing! http://twitpic.com/32bn7x

  09:06:07 pm on October 30, 2010 |
   

• hodgman: @theonetruebix I had saved that joke to get a better picture on the way home tomorrow. But your post made me feel people would get it TODAY.

  03:27:37 pm on October 30, 2010 |
   

• hodgman: No matter how many times I visit, DC's Avenue of Lego Monuments always takes my breath away http://yfrog.com/55pjkpj

  03:22:54 pm on October 30, 2010 |
   

• hodgman: RT @meddlingmage "sorry but I get all my minor celebrity obelisk advice from Alan Moore”//But MY obelisks can be made into Hollywood movies

  03:13:26 pm on October 30, 2010 |
   

• hodgman: That is some seriously dedicated constituent service, Mayor @CoryBooker https://twitter.com/corybooker/status/29186099719

  03:10:26 pm on October 30, 2010 |
   

• hodgman: RT @CoryBooker: What!?! Try Andros on Ferry St an awesome Greek Diner RT @dorisfashion: I just realized there is not a single diner in N ...

  03:08:41 pm on October 30, 2010 |
   

• hodgman: I'll probably check out the rally, but I'm really in DC to give a 3 hr demo on home obelisk-ing at the Obelisk Museum. SEE YOU THERE, RIGHT?

  02:56:18 pm on October 30, 2010 |
   

• hodgman: @brianstelter I would agree. Certainly on my book tours, the only self ID'ed TDS fans=countless nice couples in their fifties.

  02:36:49 pm on October 30, 2010 |
   

• hodgman: @hchamp please tell me you saw a sexy John Hodgman costume

  02:30:46 pm on October 30, 2010 |
   

• hodgman: @jupitusphillip correct. Going to be setting up my own little speakers' corner off to the side. Come enjoy the spray of deranged spittle!

  02:25:17 pm on October 30, 2010 |
   

• hodgman: The bald G Gordon Liddy guy in yellow aviators seemed EXTREMELY relieved to be getting off the #rally4sanity train in Wilmington.

  02:21:31 pm on October 30, 2010 |
   

• hodgman: @samarov you know better than most what I am talking about

  02:17:48 pm on October 30, 2010 |
   

• hodgman: @midwestique That's what I get for staying up all night at that Pre rally for sanity rave.

  02:11:44 pm on October 30, 2010 |
   

• hodgman: Based on my train to DC, this looks to be mostly a rally of Brookline moms in fleece vests.

  02:05:36 pm on October 30, 2010 |
   

• hodgman: RT @skotte "I wish to report a problem: Your "Today in the Past" podcast is stuck”//please find explanations at www.areasofmyexpertise.com

  02:02:36 pm on October 30, 2010 |
   

• hodgman: Per @tomtomorrow and @DeniseOswald, Soft Skull is deceased. Alas poor Soft Skull. We all should have known you better.

  01:07:23 am on October 30, 2010 |
   

• hodgman: RT @DeniseOswald: A moment of silence please as @softskull NYC closes it's doors for the last time. #götterdämmerung

  01:05:37 am on October 30, 2010 |
   

• hodgman: RT @DamonLindelof: Dear "Chaplin Time-Traveller" Debunker -- There's a kid over there who believes in Santa Claus. Maybe you should r ...

  01:04:18 am on October 30, 2010 |
   

• hodgman: RT @pollinatewildly: #FF The incomparable Paul Collins @TheLitDetective - he actually finds the sort of historical weirdness that John @ ...

  08:34:42 pm on October 29, 2010 |
   

• hodgman: And meanwhile, @draconum, do not be concerned. As a parent, I can tell you, babies will grow a full new set of adult ribs by age 7.

  08:16:29 pm on October 29, 2010 |
   

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