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John Hodgman (b. June 3, 1971 in Brookline, Massachusetts) is an American author and humorist known for his role as the PC in Apple's "Get a Mac" advertisements and his correspondent work on The Daily Show.

  • hodgman: RT @mcsweeneysbooks: Emmy watchers, please know that @hodgman once wrote here: http://www.mcsweeneys.net/links/aafpla/

    05:01:14 pm on August 30, 2010 |

     

  • hodgman: RT @robbaedeker: The four states of matter are: solid, liquid, gas and batter.

    04:48:52 pm on August 30, 2010 |

     

  • hodgman: @donttrythis honestly, it's absurd that you were not there. Now I have new vengeance to plot!

    04:37:51 pm on August 30, 2010 |

     

  • hodgman: @hannahtinti that's a nice thing to say! But I dont recall hosting any Paris review parties. Unless I was too Plowed to recall

    04:18:26 pm on August 30, 2010 |

     

  • hodgman: @sampotts oh, china

    06:39:32 am on August 30, 2010 |

     

  • hodgman: @TheRadford thank you!

    06:35:43 am on August 30, 2010 |

     

  • hodgman: Thanks @jimmyfallon and to all, a good night http://twitpic.com/2jjugi

    04:00:31 am on August 30, 2010 |

     

  • hodgman: That Tom Hanks is a nice gentleman.

    03:55:09 am on August 30, 2010 |

     

  • hodgman: @xenijardin oh yes please soon!

    03:54:06 am on August 30, 2010 |

     

  • hodgman: .@jimmyfallon did NOT know that @tomselleck was wearing the same tux. I hope @tomselleck has a twitter acct.

    03:52:36 am on August 30, 2010 |

     

  • hodgman: Were you aware of it?: Barry Levinson, David Simon, and John Waters meet in a Baltimore diner every Sunday and eat scrapple together.

    03:45:49 am on August 30, 2010 |

     

  • hodgman: Congratulations to @jamesurbaniak, star of YOU DON'T KNOW JACK.

    03:41:34 am on August 30, 2010 |

     

  • hodgman: I had a note from on high to play it straight with Pacino. I wish you could have heard my Barry Levinson material.

    03:40:05 am on August 30, 2010 |

     

  • hodgman: Stand by for Gervais. This was the fellow who played him in rehearsal. http://twitpic.com/2jj80x

    02:45:28 am on August 30, 2010 |

     

  • hodgman: Here is Tina DeBone, script supervisor supervisonaire! http://twitpic.com/2jj3ku

    02:30:21 am on August 30, 2010 |

     

  • hodgman: Congrats Steve Shill, an thanks for the chance to make my one Whovian reference of the night.

    02:23:22 am on August 30, 2010 |

     

  • hodgman: The concern, a reasonable one, was that it would distract the winners, or make them feel they had to react to the various snarks

    02:10:39 am on August 30, 2010 |

     

  • hodgman: They cannot hear me in the house, FYI. they killed that idea precisely because of that fraggle rock joke. A @bendougan masterpiece.

    02:06:59 am on August 30, 2010 |

     

  • hodgman: Re Lithgow, @bendougan says that anyone who gets wrapped in cellophane naked on a table deserves the Emmy.

    01:59:32 am on August 30, 2010 |

     

  • hodgman: My cohort Melissa Disney is announcing the reality genre. I could take a nap now. BUT I'M TOO EMMIED UP. http://twitpic.com/2jismb

    01:52:55 am on August 30, 2010 |

     

  • hodgman: Just saw @donttrythis in the reality package; they should be presenters.

    01:48:02 am on August 30, 2010 |

     

  • hodgman: I think this Jim Parsons is a TRUE DELIGHT

    01:39:34 am on August 30, 2010 |

     

  • hodgman: @PFTompkins who now?

    01:35:18 am on August 30, 2010 |

     

  • hodgman: I consider Jane Lynch's win a victory for humanity and specifically Sunderland, MA.

    01:25:50 am on August 30, 2010 |

     

  • hodgman: @mattlatmatt mork and mindy house

    09:11:53 pm on August 29, 2010 |

     

  • hodgman: Hey @morgan_muphy, I agree with @BashSala: Jewel is very pretty in person. There is no shame in tweeting that.

    08:11:36 pm on August 29, 2010 |

     

  • hodgman: (swans)

    07:17:53 pm on August 29, 2010 |

     

  • hodgman: I am not normally one for dance routines involving live swans and crossbows, but based on rehearsal, this opening number is going to kill.

    07:17:46 pm on August 29, 2010 |

     

  • hodgman: @neilhimself so tell her to get YOU a blue box. We all got one here at the Emmys. From the gifting lounge.

    06:42:02 pm on August 29, 2010 |

     

  • hodgman: RT @morgan_murphy "I don't want to give away any Emmy secrets but @hodgman has had a terrible accident. http://twitpic.com/2jeobw "

    06:17:41 pm on August 29, 2010 |

     

  • hodgman: @mattfraction @paulandstorm there is currently ONE scheduled Dr Who reference. It all depends on Steve Shill winning for directing DEXTER

    05:52:45 pm on August 29, 2010 |

     

  • hodgman: I have awakened in my underground lair at the Nokia Theater. Time to start phantoming this opera again. #Emmys

    05:25:56 pm on August 29, 2010 |

     

  • hodgman: @poniewozik I suspect he will simply recite the lyrics to freebird.

    05:13:13 pm on August 29, 2010 |

     

  • hodgman: @neilhimself It must be awfully frustrating to fly for hours to meet a man who can travel anywhere/when, instantly. Who is your agent?

    05:12:25 pm on August 29, 2010 |

     

  • hodgman: @neilhimself please tell me you are flying to the Emmys. I don't know how to do an awards show without you anymore.

    04:57:44 pm on August 29, 2010 |

     

  • hodgman: @serafinowicz wfmu

    01:56:43 pm on August 29, 2010 |

     

  • hodgman: @johnroderick please Fedex it to my lair

    07:14:15 am on August 29, 2010 |

     

  • hodgman: Rehearsal is almost over. Time to return to my hidden apartment beneath the Nokia Theater and plan my revenge.

    06:31:56 am on August 29, 2010 |

     

  • hodgman: RT @billamend "I'm surprised a Hollywood calculator doesn't have a "hide artist royalties" button"

    04:16:42 am on August 29, 2010 |

     

  • hodgman: @jimmyfallon AND I WAS NEVER HERE.

    04:14:10 am on August 29, 2010 |

     

  • hodgman: Just met @jimmyfallon. I guess he's involved in this show, too.

    03:32:52 am on August 29, 2010 |

     

  • hodgman: @Caissie that's why I'll be wearing an eyepatch tomorrow.

    03:23:07 am on August 29, 2010 |

     

  • hodgman: @Randazzoj is that a William Carlos Williams poem?

    03:22:25 am on August 29, 2010 |

     

  • hodgman: Backstage at the emmys. I can't believe this. My rider clearly said a Time Master THREE. http://twitpic.com/2j6zgz

    03:22:04 am on August 29, 2010 |

     

  • hodgman: I am watching you from the rafters, @jimmyfallon

    03:08:16 am on August 29, 2010 |

     
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