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John Hodgman (b. June 3, 1971 in Brookline, Massachusetts) is an American author and humorist known for his role as the PC in Apple's "Get a Mac" advertisements and his correspondent work on The Daily Show.

• hodgman: @jetjocko fair, but it came up as news on the NYT app. I like Matt Bai, but I think he took some long leaps to a pre-made conclusion there.

  04:58:28 pm on November 24, 2010 |
   

• hodgman: Imitation-Blog Update: in which I offer UNWANTED SINCERITY and UNASKED FOR ADVICE for no specific president of the USA: http://bit.ly/f3ZbJN

  04:51:36 pm on November 24, 2010 |
   

• hodgman: @hayleycampbelly Ive learned my lesson.

  03:41:17 pm on November 24, 2010 |
   

• hodgman: @Glinner yes WHEN?

  02:29:53 pm on November 24, 2010 |
   

• hodgman: I typed DONG and I meanth it. #ownyourtypos

  02:29:30 pm on November 24, 2010 |
   

• hodgman: @johnroderick that's No longer available. Apparently you drank the last cup in the world.

  02:27:43 pm on November 24, 2010 |
   

• hodgman: @EugeneMirman we ARRIVE on Friday.

  06:59:53 am on November 24, 2010 |
   

• hodgman: @ArthurBarnhouse SPOILER ALERT. and: my thanks again

  05:21:59 am on November 24, 2010 |
   

• hodgman: @mileskahn is that a proposal?

  05:18:33 am on November 24, 2010 |
   

• hodgman: @benja donate to maximumfun.org, or buy one of my audiobooks, or both!

  02:02:45 am on November 24, 2010 |
   

• hodgman: @EugeneMirman how long will you be up there in the valley?

  01:19:29 am on November 24, 2010 |
   

• hodgman: RT @EugeneMirman: Come to a Q&A with me tonight at The Rendezvous in Turners Falls, MA at 9pm! Free! RT if you have friends in the area ...

  01:19:08 am on November 24, 2010 |
   

• hodgman: JUDGE JOHN HODGMAN breaks the fourth wall. http://bit.ly/JJHOpart4 That is all.

  12:05:31 am on November 24, 2010 |
   

• hodgman: RT @JimGaffigan: RT @JonathanAmes: the finale of #boredtodeath is this sunday on @hbo. @hodgman and @jimgaffigan guest-star.

  08:42:24 pm on November 11, 2010 |
   

• hodgman: @af I apologize. In retrospect, it would have been better for all of us if I had just seen MORNING GLORY, as planned.

  10:29:04 pm on November 10, 2010 |
   

• hodgman: @spamfighter666 same feed

  02:34:28 am on November 9, 2010 |
   

• hodgman: RT @youngamerican: Episode two of the Judge John @Hodgman podcast is now available. Subscribe in iTunes: http://bit.ly/akFPiQ

  12:42:39 am on November 9, 2010 |
   

• hodgman: RT @osteoferocious: @hodgman I believe you mean "HUMAN CENTIPAPER"

  12:41:37 am on November 9, 2010 |
   

• hodgman: RT @danco: "@hodgman Are we talking about a literal trap? Did he dig a pit just inside his window?”// DUH. or spikes. Or HUMAN FLYPAPER

  09:17:22 pm on November 8, 2010 |
   

• hodgman: RT @pattonoswalt: Watch CONAN tonight, everyone. Help the good guys win, for once.

  09:13:51 pm on November 8, 2010 |
   

• hodgman: RT @MJMcKean: Nice NYT piece on Courtney Love; seems like she's getting her shit together, rubbing it in her hair, and running naked int ...

  09:13:10 pm on November 8, 2010 |
   

• hodgman: Hive Mind, please do not fall into Steve Martin's trap! https://twitter.com/stevemartintogo/status/1713492704894976

  09:09:19 pm on November 8, 2010 |
   

• hodgman: RT @LanceCo: "My iPod has forgotten all my music--except @hodgman's podcast. I smell conspiracy.”//COMMENCE ERASURE OF SUBJECT "@LANCECO"

  09:04:05 pm on November 8, 2010 |
   

• hodgman: @MaraElizabeth thank you, pal. Fideus.

  07:25:27 pm on November 8, 2010 |
   

• hodgman: RT @wolfhard: I don't think it's permanent but I'm pretty proud to have done the album art for the Judge John @Hodgman podcast! http://t ...

  07:23:14 pm on November 8, 2010 |
   

• hodgman: RT @boredtodeath: Tonight’s episode of #BoredtoDeath is called “Escape From the Castle!” Oh boy. Tonight at 10/9c, only on @HBO.

  02:09:27 am on November 8, 2010 |
   

• hodgman: RT @BeTheBoy: @hodgman At age 8 I tried to get my mom to drive what I thought was cool but she couldn't find an ice cream truck/Batmobil ...

  10:21:06 pm on November 7, 2010 |
   

• hodgman: @heymermaid my process was the same: generate as much knowledge as possible. How that affected/bedeviled design=best answers by @sampotts

  10:20:05 pm on November 7, 2010 |
   

• hodgman: Re: television advertising: Any parent who cares about what their hipster 8 year old thinks is cool DESERVES to drive a highlander.

  08:43:59 pm on November 7, 2010 |
   

• hodgman: @PFTompkins please tell me Richard Chamberlain is driving that car.

  07:43:01 pm on November 7, 2010 |
   

• hodgman: @heymermaid let me know if you need anything...

  07:34:44 pm on November 7, 2010 |
   

• hodgman: RT @JonathanAmes: #boredtodeath 'escape from the castle!' 10pm @hbo. @hodgman has a brief photogenic cameo. there's also a nice spanking ...

  07:33:51 pm on November 7, 2010 |
   

• hodgman: RT @samarov: My appearance on WGN last night @nickdshow with Tony Fitzpatrick, talking about doing art on the street, et al. http://bit ...

  04:52:21 pm on November 7, 2010 |
   

• hodgman: @samscram now you are going to be an hour early for hell

  04:47:42 pm on November 7, 2010 |
   

• hodgman: @jonathancoulton I am standing by the side of the kitchen with a paper cup of drawn butter, in case you need refreshment.

  04:46:08 pm on November 7, 2010 |
   

• hodgman: RT @aaronreynolds: @PFTompkins @Hodgman We have nerd sign the likes of which even God has not seen.

  03:28:41 am on November 7, 2010 |
   

• hodgman: @PFTompkins I see he has his A4 fitted desert-fashion.

  02:15:46 am on November 7, 2010 |
   

• hodgman: RT @PFTompkins: @Hodgman PLEASE tell me you can make this out. http://yfrog.com/izhs9jj

  02:11:53 am on November 7, 2010 |
   

• hodgman: Jeepers Creepers on AMC, everyone

  02:10:09 am on November 7, 2010 |
   

• hodgman: Last night after @maddow at MSNBC, I saw my friend @keitholbermann. I gave him eight thousand dollars. IN GOLD. And I'd do it again.

  10:37:56 pm on November 5, 2010 |
   

• hodgman: @Veronica I can't remember. I get suspended from MSNBC? Is that how it goes?

  10:33:01 pm on November 5, 2010 |
   

• hodgman: @Veronica what is going on?

  10:30:05 pm on November 5, 2010 |
   

• hodgman: RT @tomtomorrow: Woo hoo! Crazy wrestling lady not my senator. #gratefulforsmallfavors

  02:13:08 am on November 3, 2010 |
   

• hodgman: RT @DaveHolmes: Christine O'Donnell didn't get the job. I'll be darned. She really IS me.

  01:07:20 am on November 3, 2010 |
   

• hodgman: RT @batemanimation: RT @laughingsquid @hodgman tells the truth about @jonathancoulton in this animated political ad by @batemanimation h ...

  11:25:06 pm on November 2, 2010 |
   

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