John Hodgman on Twitter
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John Hodgman (b. June 3, 1971 in Brookline, Massachusetts) is an American author and humorist known for his role as the PC in Apple's "Get a Mac" advertisements and his correspondent work on The Daily Show.
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hodgman: RT @mcsweeneysbooks: Emmy watchers, please know that @hodgman once wrote here: http://www.mcsweeneys.net/links/aafpla/
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hodgman: RT @robbaedeker: The four states of matter are: solid, liquid, gas and batter.
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hodgman: @donttrythis honestly, it's absurd that you were not there. Now I have new vengeance to plot!
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hodgman: @hannahtinti that's a nice thing to say! But I dont recall hosting any Paris review parties. Unless I was too Plowed to recall
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hodgman: @sampotts oh, china
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hodgman: @TheRadford thank you!
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hodgman: Thanks @jimmyfallon and to all, a good night http://twitpic.com/2jjugi
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hodgman: That Tom Hanks is a nice gentleman.
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hodgman: @xenijardin oh yes please soon!
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hodgman: .@jimmyfallon did NOT know that @tomselleck was wearing the same tux. I hope @tomselleck has a twitter acct.
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hodgman: Were you aware of it?: Barry Levinson, David Simon, and John Waters meet in a Baltimore diner every Sunday and eat scrapple together.
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hodgman: Congratulations to @jamesurbaniak, star of YOU DON'T KNOW JACK.
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hodgman: I had a note from on high to play it straight with Pacino. I wish you could have heard my Barry Levinson material.
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hodgman: Stand by for Gervais. This was the fellow who played him in rehearsal. http://twitpic.com/2jj80x
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hodgman: Here is Tina DeBone, script supervisor supervisonaire! http://twitpic.com/2jj3ku
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hodgman: Congrats Steve Shill, an thanks for the chance to make my one Whovian reference of the night.
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hodgman: The concern, a reasonable one, was that it would distract the winners, or make them feel they had to react to the various snarks
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hodgman: They cannot hear me in the house, FYI. they killed that idea precisely because of that fraggle rock joke. A @bendougan masterpiece.
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hodgman: Re Lithgow, @bendougan says that anyone who gets wrapped in cellophane naked on a table deserves the Emmy.
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hodgman: My cohort Melissa Disney is announcing the reality genre. I could take a nap now. BUT I'M TOO EMMIED UP. http://twitpic.com/2jismb
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hodgman: Just saw @donttrythis in the reality package; they should be presenters.
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hodgman: I think this Jim Parsons is a TRUE DELIGHT
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hodgman: @PFTompkins who now?
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hodgman: I consider Jane Lynch's win a victory for humanity and specifically Sunderland, MA.
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hodgman: @mattlatmatt mork and mindy house
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hodgman: Hey @morgan_muphy, I agree with @BashSala: Jewel is very pretty in person. There is no shame in tweeting that.
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hodgman: (swans)
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hodgman: I am not normally one for dance routines involving live swans and crossbows, but based on rehearsal, this opening number is going to kill.
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hodgman: @neilhimself so tell her to get YOU a blue box. We all got one here at the Emmys. From the gifting lounge.
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hodgman: RT @morgan_murphy "I don't want to give away any Emmy secrets but @hodgman has had a terrible accident. http://twitpic.com/2jeobw "
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hodgman: @mattfraction @paulandstorm there is currently ONE scheduled Dr Who reference. It all depends on Steve Shill winning for directing DEXTER
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hodgman: I have awakened in my underground lair at the Nokia Theater. Time to start phantoming this opera again. #Emmys
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hodgman: @poniewozik I suspect he will simply recite the lyrics to freebird.
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hodgman: @neilhimself It must be awfully frustrating to fly for hours to meet a man who can travel anywhere/when, instantly. Who is your agent?
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hodgman: @neilhimself please tell me you are flying to the Emmys. I don't know how to do an awards show without you anymore.
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hodgman: @serafinowicz wfmu
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hodgman: @johnroderick please Fedex it to my lair
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hodgman: Rehearsal is almost over. Time to return to my hidden apartment beneath the Nokia Theater and plan my revenge.
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hodgman: RT @billamend "I'm surprised a Hollywood calculator doesn't have a "hide artist royalties" button"
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hodgman: @jimmyfallon AND I WAS NEVER HERE.
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hodgman: Just met @jimmyfallon. I guess he's involved in this show, too.
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hodgman: @Caissie that's why I'll be wearing an eyepatch tomorrow.
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hodgman: @Randazzoj is that a William Carlos Williams poem?
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hodgman: Backstage at the emmys. I can't believe this. My rider clearly said a Time Master THREE. http://twitpic.com/2j6zgz
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hodgman: I am watching you from the rafters, @jimmyfallon


