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Ethan Suplee (b. May 25, 1976 in New York City) is a film and television actor known for his roles in My Name Is Early, American History X and Boy Meets World. He's a cool guy, but unfortunately a scientologist.

  • EthanSuplee: Trying to teach Clementine to enjoy suffering on a bike but as she's pointed out, at 5 years old, the only suffering she can enjoy, is mine.

    08:37:00 pm on August 30, 2010 |

     

  • EthanSuplee: Anyone see me at Goal on Entourage last night? I didn't, because I'm still camping..ftw

    08:36:11 pm on August 30, 2010 |

     

  • EthanSuplee: Camping with my kids. My idea of camping was a limited room service menu. This much time outside is totally unnecessary if not unnatural.

    09:02:22 pm on August 28, 2010 |

     

  • EthanSuplee: RT @robdelaney: What do Tea Party members & elite marathon runners have in common? They both dream of beating a Kenyan.

    08:55:15 pm on August 27, 2010 |

     

  • EthanSuplee: RT @thesulk: I'd still rather hide behind my mother's leg than meet people.

    04:05:51 am on August 27, 2010 |

     

  • EthanSuplee: @DougBenson HA! It's all just the subterfuge I've employed to get into your panties...

    03:19:01 am on August 27, 2010 |

     

  • EthanSuplee: RT @beaupatrick: pretty cool! vid i did w @shwnbtchr 4 @laurenlarocca on vanswarpedtour.com http://tinyurl.com/23k2cgf

    12:44:28 am on August 27, 2010 |

     

  • EthanSuplee: Every now and again I honestly think: "Damn, I've got one good looking shadow..."

    02:43:02 pm on August 26, 2010 |

     

  • EthanSuplee: Too Hot -Prince Buster

    11:48:29 pm on August 25, 2010 |

     

  • EthanSuplee: I guess it's a testament of our poor economy that even the blinged out hip-hop guys are wearing ill fitting hand-me-down jeans.

    09:40:12 pm on August 25, 2010 |

     

  • EthanSuplee: When freeway traffic slows for the loss of a shoulder, an angel loses it's wings...it's bloody people...

    06:44:23 pm on August 25, 2010 |

     

  • EthanSuplee: @daxshepard1 Cervelo S3 FTW!

    04:37:12 am on August 25, 2010 |

     

  • EthanSuplee: Alone with my kids, is this enough (though self-inflicted) of a mental disability to allow for a guilt-free trip to the handicapped stall?

    04:00:24 am on August 25, 2010 |

     

  • EthanSuplee: Post ride stop at @imartinbicycles to brag about not falling, because they don't laugh at me when I do...

    06:44:03 pm on August 24, 2010 |

     

  • EthanSuplee: RT @ilanhall: @EthanSuplee bone marrow as a condiment on a burger is such a great idea. Thank you. It is now how we serve it. http://yf ...

    09:36:30 pm on August 23, 2010 |

     

  • EthanSuplee: My bicycle coach says: "in order to ride fast, you must ride slow." But what he doesn't get, for me, "in order to ride, I must ride slow."

    08:35:08 pm on August 23, 2010 |

     

  • EthanSuplee: "Move along people, nothing to see here..." -thoughts occurring mid bicycle ride

    08:28:33 pm on August 23, 2010 |

     

  • EthanSuplee: Dearest Monday, while I enter into you with my head held high, I want you to know that in my mind, you're wearing Sunday's face.

    06:50:08 am on August 23, 2010 |

     

  • EthanSuplee: So bummed that the weekend is half way over...I only just found out it was Saturday five minutes ago.

    06:26:50 am on August 22, 2010 |

     

  • EthanSuplee: RT @beaupatrick: Check this video out - Olbermann: There Is No 'Ground Zero Mosque' - 08/1... http://t.co/2Gd2zRr

    09:58:50 pm on August 19, 2010 |

     

  • EthanSuplee: Rule #5, my daughters follow it, can you?http://www.velominati.com/blog/the-rules/

    08:07:38 pm on August 18, 2010 |

     

  • EthanSuplee: RT @BicyclingMag: Organic food labels can be tricky. Here are some eco-labels you can trust. http://ow.ly/2qjGc

    12:20:06 am on August 17, 2010 |

     

  • EthanSuplee: Sick of The Giving Tree and it's sadomasochistic undertones? This is an AWESOME children's book http://veryawesomeworld.com/

    08:02:45 pm on August 16, 2010 |

     

  • EthanSuplee: @JoelMadden YES!!! With hard word and dedication we could all be the best of the worst!

    07:29:18 am on August 16, 2010 |

     

  • EthanSuplee: Second to last is NOT last, in fact, it might just be the BEST of the worst.

    03:59:20 am on August 16, 2010 |

     

  • EthanSuplee: I wonder if Willy Wonka's pissed that his only female Oompa-Loompa escaped and is part of a reality television show in New Jersey?

    07:12:48 pm on August 11, 2010 |

     

  • EthanSuplee: My Wife: "I'm going to get a newspaper for us, do you want to read the paper?" Me: "I'll just read my phone."

    07:52:55 pm on August 8, 2010 |

     

  • EthanSuplee: Once in a while, you've just got to say... :)

    06:03:45 pm on August 6, 2010 |

     

  • EthanSuplee: Heading to @imartinbicycles for a group ride, wish me luck...and speed...and legs...and lungs...and and and ad infinitum ad nauseum.

    02:29:20 pm on August 6, 2010 |

     

  • EthanSuplee: @lancearmstrong I did.

    05:58:43 am on August 6, 2010 |

     

  • EthanSuplee: Ding dong the witch is dead, which old witch? The Prop 8 witch! Ding dong that wicked witch is dead!

    10:23:52 pm on August 4, 2010 |

     

  • EthanSuplee: I prefer the salutation "morning." It's a simple statement of fact and let's be honest, 9 times out of 10 there's nothing "good" about it.

    06:22:45 pm on August 3, 2010 |

     

  • EthanSuplee: My kids are "cleaning their rooms" which simply means that the rest of the house will soon be destroyed.

    11:12:39 pm on August 2, 2010 |

     

  • EthanSuplee: "Yeah yeah yeah, go on and pass me, fat, gender non-specific, mullet having person on roller blades." -thoughts occurring mid bicycle ride

    09:35:01 pm on August 2, 2010 |

     

  • EthanSuplee: Hippies suck...and yet there really aren't enough trees. #TheDichotomiesOfLife

    10:20:25 pm on July 29, 2010 |

     

  • EthanSuplee: Today is World Tiger Day. Learn what you can do to help save them from extinction at SaveTigersNow.org!

    10:01:14 pm on July 29, 2010 |

     

  • EthanSuplee: "What if E equaled MC Lyte." -thoughts occurring mid bicycle ride

    04:51:09 am on July 29, 2010 |

     

  • EthanSuplee: The Dry Land opens this weekend in Dallas, LA & NYC www.thedrylandmovie.com Up highs/down lows for those who see it, too slows for the rest.

    07:56:18 pm on July 28, 2010 |

     

  • EthanSuplee: "I've learned the answers to all of life's mysteries, sadly, my memory sucks." -thoughts occurring mid bicycle ride

    11:43:57 pm on July 27, 2010 |

     

  • EthanSuplee: RT @RedHourBen: Congrats to Team Radioshack -- for the team win and wearing the 28 in honor of the people in the world living with ca ...

    04:02:26 am on July 26, 2010 |

     

  • EthanSuplee: Taylor Swift #firstdraftrapnames

    01:09:53 am on July 26, 2010 |

     

  • EthanSuplee: Arnold Palmer #firstdraftrapnames

    01:07:19 am on July 26, 2010 |

     

  • EthanSuplee: PETA Adolescents #firstdraftrapnames

    01:06:56 am on July 26, 2010 |

     

  • EthanSuplee: Schema Man #firstdraftrapnames

    01:06:24 am on July 26, 2010 |

     

  • EthanSuplee: Spotty Spot #firstdraftrapnames

    01:05:46 am on July 26, 2010 |

     
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