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Ethan Suplee (b. May 25, 1976 in New York City) is a film and television actor known for his roles in My Name Is Early, American History X and Boy Meets World. He's a cool guy, but unfortunately a scientologist.

  • EthanSuplee: Just spent the better part of an hour changing a stranger's flat tire. He offered to pay me, I told him to save it for AAA. #youhearthatgod?

    05:13:11 am on March 10, 2010 |

     

  • EthanSuplee: RT @JulietteLewis: Our New Music Video!! Please repost, rate, appreciate, help us get the word out! http://bit.ly/ckFMGa

    08:47:35 pm on March 9, 2010 |

     

  • EthanSuplee: RT @steveagee: Rita Wilson directed hurt locker?!?! #oscars

    03:27:04 pm on March 8, 2010 |

     

  • EthanSuplee: RT @funnyordie: Did some guy just flash a banner to donate dolphins to Haiti via text message? Hollywood is weird. #Oscars

    03:23:35 pm on March 8, 2010 |

     

  • EthanSuplee: New category suggestion for next years Academy Awards: "Not the best of any category but they speak to our political correctness."

    06:42:22 am on March 8, 2010 |

     

  • EthanSuplee: @CKMasterson my mother wants me to thank you for her. The back of your neck and shirt were perfect snot rags.

    02:28:06 am on March 8, 2010 |

     

  • EthanSuplee: My Wife: "I'm really looking forward to tonight." Me: "Well, I hate to break it to you but...I wasn't nominated." #shocker

    10:30:51 pm on March 7, 2010 |

     

  • EthanSuplee: RT @RedHourBen: "How to Help #Chile After the Earthquake? http://bit.ly/9vULnS" -- Good place to help...

    10:23:05 pm on March 7, 2010 |

     

  • EthanSuplee: Lady at store to my kids: "Don't make a mess." Me: "They don't listen to middle aged women with just cheap wine and cat food in their cart."

    08:36:11 pm on March 6, 2010 |

     

  • EthanSuplee: I arrived way early to a dinner party, gotta ask myself, WWJOATB?

    05:37:10 am on March 5, 2010 |

     

  • EthanSuplee: @daxshepard1 Anarchy FTW

    05:56:20 am on March 4, 2010 |

     

  • EthanSuplee: I find myself, almost daily, looking for useful items in the junk drawer.

    04:59:11 am on March 4, 2010 |

     

  • EthanSuplee: The fact that I'm hot and sweaty doesn't deter my cold in the least.

    11:12:31 pm on March 3, 2010 |

     

  • EthanSuplee: RT @funnyordie Will Ferrell, @JimCarrey, Dana Carvey, Chevy Chase play US Presidents in our #PresReunion vid! http://bit.ly/a7ytNl Please RT

    09:16:38 pm on March 3, 2010 |

     

  • EthanSuplee: I got my kids a couple of scooters so that they could move from room to room to find me instead of just yelling. It's not working.

    04:23:28 am on March 3, 2010 |

     

  • EthanSuplee: RT @amnesty: 139 nations have abolished the #deathpenalty. Not on this list: #China, #Iran, #SaudiArabia, and #US http://ow.ly/1dqjR

    03:45:25 am on March 3, 2010 |

     

  • EthanSuplee: My favorite movie of the new millennium thus far, Un Prophete, run don't walk. http://tinyurl.com/yj6rfvr

    07:59:07 pm on March 2, 2010 |

     

  • EthanSuplee: @shameheadboy I'd RATHER listen to them talk about quantum physics.

    06:01:43 am on March 1, 2010 |

     

  • EthanSuplee: How to maintain a girlish figure: RT @VICE_VBStv: We go to ANIMAL w/ @azizansari, @EthanSuplee & Michael Rapaport http://ow.ly/1bIpJ

    09:02:20 pm on February 26, 2010 |

     

  • EthanSuplee: The only real difference between me and my two year old is that her incontinence isn't always faked.

    12:40:46 am on February 26, 2010 |

     

  • EthanSuplee: @bodhielfman That or they're supportive of and encouraging George Michael.

    12:20:47 am on February 26, 2010 |

     

  • EthanSuplee: My dad says I need to follow Dr Oz's advice, stretch in the am. I've seen behind the curtain and there's a tired man with a limp back there.

    06:56:24 pm on February 25, 2010 |

     

  • EthanSuplee: RT @SarahKSilverman: ANDREW KOENIG was last seen in VANCOUVER on Feb 14. If you know his whereabouts, tweet #andrewkoenigmissing

    05:08:37 am on February 21, 2010 |

     

  • EthanSuplee: RT @steveagee: Andrew Koenig from @NeverNotFunny is missing in Vancouver. Please share his photo and help spread the word. http://bit.ly ...

    04:17:04 am on February 21, 2010 |

     

  • EthanSuplee: I slipped today and fell into the black hole that is the internet. So much wonderfully useless information.

    01:47:44 am on February 21, 2010 |

     

  • EthanSuplee: Please watch this and laugh as I have been all morning. http://tinyurl.com/yg5qke3

    07:27:10 pm on February 19, 2010 |

     

  • EthanSuplee: If I really need to curse in front of my kids, I'll sing it like a song lyric. Because in repeating those, they never get'em right.

    06:16:26 pm on February 19, 2010 |

     

  • EthanSuplee: "No kids, that's probably not a skunk. It's the smell of enraged pharmaceutical companies not being able to patent a plant." #shitisayasadad

    10:52:38 pm on February 17, 2010 |

     

  • EthanSuplee: So glad this guy found a parking spot. http://tweetphoto.com/11622323

    12:27:16 am on February 17, 2010 |

     

  • EthanSuplee: RT @shockozulu: http://costofwar.com/ - when repubs and dems say that cannot pay for something-- show them this..

    04:16:08 am on February 16, 2010 |

     

  • EthanSuplee: Dear Corporate Holiday Gods, I am a good and loving husband all year, I celebrate today with a high five and a dissertation on friendship.

    06:46:31 pm on February 14, 2010 |

     

  • EthanSuplee: It's never too early to teach your kids that meat doesn't fall off trees in plastic wrap..it's plucked from the vines of life. Offal dinner!

    11:20:02 pm on February 13, 2010 |

     

  • EthanSuplee: Grace's big day at the butcher. http://tweetphoto.com/11292338

    10:07:20 pm on February 13, 2010 |

     

  • EthanSuplee: I'll take a number 4, whites only and a side of spicy intellectual repugnance. It's the breakfast of champions.

    08:35:08 pm on February 13, 2010 |

     

  • EthanSuplee: Seems the rage in fine breakfast dining is waiting in a long line to place your order with a "host" that will mock you & your life choices.

    08:30:28 pm on February 13, 2010 |

     

  • EthanSuplee: Sometimes we are all unapologetically uninteresting. I'm sorry.

    03:44:29 am on February 13, 2010 |

     

  • EthanSuplee: RT @dannymasterson: Just finished this book and im PISSED!!! let's start a revolution! http://www.behindthewizardscurtain.com/

    02:07:26 am on February 13, 2010 |

     

  • EthanSuplee: Just because a guy's into chicks doesn't make him a "lesbian." RT @tylerlabelle12: lady gaga is a lezbin did u know

    02:10:04 am on February 12, 2010 |

     

  • EthanSuplee: "Oh bother." -Pooh

    05:16:35 pm on February 10, 2010 |

     

  • EthanSuplee: Resolved, Tuesdays beat Mondays if only for the latter's dour stigma.

    07:36:40 pm on February 9, 2010 |

     

  • EthanSuplee: RT @tmorello: "Those who do not move, do not notice their chains." Rosa Luxemburg

    10:56:44 pm on February 8, 2010 |

     

  • EthanSuplee: To those of you that root for the losers today, please remember one thing, it's not her fault.

    12:52:14 am on February 8, 2010 |

     

  • EthanSuplee: Spending the day at a movie theater re-watching movies I've already seen. #SuperBowlRitual

    12:10:10 am on February 8, 2010 |

     

  • EthanSuplee: Thorn: "It's people! Soylent Green is made out of people!" Hatcher: "They're cloned." Thorn: "Oh...really? Ok." #ModernEnding

    12:17:55 am on February 7, 2010 |

     

  • EthanSuplee: Serious question, is cloned brisket Kosher?

    11:37:00 pm on February 6, 2010 |

     
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