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Diablo Cody (b. June 14, 1978 in Lemont, Illinois) is an American screenwriter, blogger, journalist and author, best known for her 2007 film "Juno" for which she received an Academy Award, and "The United States of Tara", a television sitcom based on an idea by Steven Spielberg.

• diablocody: I'm not at #CancerCanBlowMe at UCB due to non-cancerous illness-- sorry to those who bought tix just to see me (nobody). But srsly, sorry.

  05:40:02 am on September 30, 2011 |
   

• diablocody: @CaesarsPalace I am really enjoying this play-by-play!

  04:05:18 am on September 29, 2011 |
   

• diablocody: @richardrushfield I feel like shit before, during and afterward.

  10:35:22 pm on September 28, 2011 |
   

• diablocody: @emilynussbaum Belated kudos for the excellent BOARDWALK EMPIRE analysis. You nailed the problems with that show.

  07:55:40 pm on September 28, 2011 |
   

• diablocody: @Erik_Haltson I think I just ate the Dark Half.

  04:26:03 pm on September 27, 2011 |
   

• diablocody: I just tore open a sealed foil twin-pack of toaster pastries, and there was ONLY ONE IN THERE. That's fucked up.

  04:21:26 pm on September 27, 2011 |
   

• diablocody: @GirlsGoneChild How I love the double-swaddle...

  07:30:39 am on September 27, 2011 |
   

• diablocody: Video: Rom Toomer, one of the greatest roller coaster designers of all time, has passed away. As some of you... http://t.co/khSauwy7

  07:25:21 am on September 27, 2011 |
   

• diablocody: RT @Hollywood_com: @JulianneHough Will Befriend @RustyRockets in New @DiabloCody Film http://t.co/D64vzU7w

  09:28:10 pm on September 26, 2011 |
   

• diablocody: @JenKirkman If this happened at work, the culprit is probably @dmaurio.

  09:22:58 pm on September 26, 2011 |
   

• diablocody: @msleamichele You are awesome.

  06:23:27 pm on September 26, 2011 |
   

• diablocody: @AndyMilonakis Green chile enchilada Combos. #FakeSnacks #Fantasy

  08:02:06 pm on September 24, 2011 |
   

• diablocody: @Teslagrl I love you guys.

  05:59:34 pm on September 24, 2011 |
   

• diablocody: @MackPhillips HoA is one of the best memoirs ever. I think I've read it three times. Thanks for writing it.

  07:55:04 pm on September 23, 2011 |
   

• diablocody: @wesisrad Thank you for making me aware that Jesse Camp is on Twitter.

  07:53:53 pm on September 23, 2011 |
   

• diablocody: @louisvirtel The pretty blonde chick who sang "Stop..." has a touch of Benami-esque pathos.

  06:04:03 am on September 23, 2011 |
   

• diablocody: @julieklausner Yes, I surely "won." #sadlife

  04:08:02 am on September 23, 2011 |
   

• diablocody: @julieklausner I can't help it if I Lovitz premise.

  03:51:35 am on September 23, 2011 |
   

• diablocody: @julieklausner Enjoying? I'm Jan Hook'd!

  03:42:14 am on September 23, 2011 |
   

• diablocody: GREATEST SCENE EVER. RT @Joan_Rivers I’m @Bergdorfs at the counter where I worked with Miss Piggy in Muppets Take Manhattan!

  08:55:03 pm on September 22, 2011 |
   

• diablocody: @lenadunham That ruse extends way past dating. It could be a guide to life, the movie industry, etc...

  05:25:25 pm on September 22, 2011 |
   

• diablocody: @sepinwall Curious to see if you liked it! (kidding)

  05:16:01 pm on September 22, 2011 |
   

• diablocody: @finkel_is_great I'm so excited, and I just can't hide it. Bowels loosened up real good, and I think I like it! #NewGirl

  12:44:58 am on September 21, 2011 |
   

• diablocody: One of my idols, @lizmeriwether, made a TV show, and it's on tonight. #NewGirl

  12:42:29 am on September 21, 2011 |
   

• diablocody: RT @KenMarino: Am I the only one who wonders what Tom Clancy's farts smell like? I assume regular farts but then I think "It's Clancy!"

  12:36:56 am on September 21, 2011 |
   

• diablocody: I love exploring NY! Just ate at an awesome local place called Subway.

  07:10:09 pm on September 20, 2011 |
   

• diablocody: Congrats to TWO BROKE GIRLS on an excellent debut!

  04:38:20 am on September 20, 2011 |
   

• diablocody: @kellyoxford Is it possible you're having a panic attack? I get shocking dizziness/nausea and it comes on like a Mack truck.

  09:47:14 pm on September 19, 2011 |
   

• diablocody: @SarahSoWitty Was hoping for clear Trojan, full vagina, can't snooze. #sorry

  08:39:47 pm on September 19, 2011 |
   

• diablocody: @SarahSoWitty Coach never arrived? I was looking forward to sexy stories of his victory lap in your bed.

  07:44:29 pm on September 19, 2011 |
   

• diablocody: @julieklausner Can't figure out how to render "hard A" in text. Does it have a little line on top? As a nasal Chicagoan, I should know this.

  07:43:54 pm on September 19, 2011 |
   

• diablocody: @julieklausner Totally! It's either that song or '50s filmstrips. Either way, I'm bringing it back, just to be an asshole.

  07:35:37 pm on September 19, 2011 |
   

• diablocody: Omnibus Tumblr Post - I’m headed to New York tomorrow for the first of what will hopefully be a handful of... http://t.co/ZSrDAk1v

  07:20:36 pm on September 19, 2011 |
   

• diablocody: Bought a leash designed to keep giant dog from dragging me to the ground. It goes around my waist. I'm officially the one being walked.

  06:15:20 pm on September 19, 2011 |
   

• diablocody: @MIKESNEDEGAR @RyanBasford @dmaurio and I are very sad to missing the party!

  04:21:01 am on September 17, 2011 |
   

• diablocody: @jennyandteets My mom made my brother do that after he peed. Seriously.

  01:59:25 am on September 17, 2011 |
   

• diablocody: I don't often rely on people.com for hilarious gifs, but this one is inspired. http://t.co/iiTWbkPp

  09:23:11 pm on September 16, 2011 |
   

• diablocody: Hey, you can still bid on a ticket for "Cancer Can Blow Me." It's going to be an awesome night. www.CancerCanBlowMe.com

  09:18:21 pm on September 16, 2011 |
   

• diablocody: RT @louisvirtel: Surprise! Here's VERBAL VOGUEING, Episode #5: "Don't Unfriend Me, Argentina." Let it ruin you! http://t.co/RXrAz178

  06:35:01 pm on September 16, 2011 |
   

• diablocody: @sarahcolonna @JenKirkman I think Salt eventually disowned NOYB because it glorified prostitution or something. Boo.

  06:00:56 pm on September 16, 2011 |
   

• diablocody: @JenKirkman (quietly downloads "Shoop.")

  05:17:32 pm on September 16, 2011 |
   

• diablocody: @Erik_Haltson XO. You used to see such behavior on a regular basis! Were you there the night I drank a beer out of the garbage?

  05:12:55 pm on September 16, 2011 |
   

• diablocody: Deja Ew - I am so hungover. Last night I thought I would be “the cool mom” (TM Mean Girls) and go out... http://t.co/qx5ctxFU

  05:03:05 pm on September 16, 2011 |
   

• diablocody: *@duckolenik and I just got kicked out of the The Abbey for being drunk & belligerent. I'm sorry, guys. Next time we will be good.

  08:31:02 am on September 16, 2011 |
   

• diablocody: @jillwaysolo OK, I NEVER knew she was Carol!

  02:16:31 am on September 16, 2011 |
   

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