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Diablo Cody (b. June 14, 1978 in Lemont, Illinois) is an American screenwriter, blogger, journalist and author, best known for her 2007 film "Juno" for which she received an Academy Award, and "The United States of Tara", a television sitcom based on an idea by Steven Spielberg.

• diablocody: @SarahSoWitty Was hoping for clear Trojan, full vagina, can't snooze. #sorry

  08:39:47 pm on September 19, 2011 |
   

• diablocody: @SarahSoWitty Coach never arrived? I was looking forward to sexy stories of his victory lap in your bed.

  07:44:29 pm on September 19, 2011 |
   

• diablocody: @julieklausner Can't figure out how to render "hard A" in text. Does it have a little line on top? As a nasal Chicagoan, I should know this.

  07:43:54 pm on September 19, 2011 |
   

• diablocody: @julieklausner Totally! It's either that song or '50s filmstrips. Either way, I'm bringing it back, just to be an asshole.

  07:35:37 pm on September 19, 2011 |
   

• diablocody: Omnibus Tumblr Post - I’m headed to New York tomorrow for the first of what will hopefully be a handful of... http://t.co/ZSrDAk1v

  07:20:36 pm on September 19, 2011 |
   

• diablocody: Bought a leash designed to keep giant dog from dragging me to the ground. It goes around my waist. I'm officially the one being walked.

  06:15:20 pm on September 19, 2011 |
   

• diablocody: @MIKESNEDEGAR @RyanBasford @dmaurio and I are very sad to missing the party!

  04:21:01 am on September 17, 2011 |
   

• diablocody: @jennyandteets My mom made my brother do that after he peed. Seriously.

  01:59:25 am on September 17, 2011 |
   

• diablocody: I don't often rely on people.com for hilarious gifs, but this one is inspired. http://t.co/iiTWbkPp

  09:23:11 pm on September 16, 2011 |
   

• diablocody: Hey, you can still bid on a ticket for "Cancer Can Blow Me." It's going to be an awesome night. www.CancerCanBlowMe.com

  09:18:21 pm on September 16, 2011 |
   

• diablocody: RT @louisvirtel: Surprise! Here's VERBAL VOGUEING, Episode #5: "Don't Unfriend Me, Argentina." Let it ruin you! http://t.co/RXrAz178

  06:35:01 pm on September 16, 2011 |
   

• diablocody: @sarahcolonna @JenKirkman I think Salt eventually disowned NOYB because it glorified prostitution or something. Boo.

  06:00:56 pm on September 16, 2011 |
   

• diablocody: @JenKirkman (quietly downloads "Shoop.")

  05:17:32 pm on September 16, 2011 |
   

• diablocody: @Erik_Haltson XO. You used to see such behavior on a regular basis! Were you there the night I drank a beer out of the garbage?

  05:12:55 pm on September 16, 2011 |
   

• diablocody: Deja Ew - I am so hungover. Last night I thought I would be “the cool mom” (TM Mean Girls) and go out... http://t.co/qx5ctxFU

  05:03:05 pm on September 16, 2011 |
   

• diablocody: *@duckolenik and I just got kicked out of the The Abbey for being drunk & belligerent. I'm sorry, guys. Next time we will be good.

  08:31:02 am on September 16, 2011 |
   

• diablocody: @jillwaysolo OK, I NEVER knew she was Carol!

  02:16:31 am on September 16, 2011 |
   

• diablocody: My man can fit into Chelsea Handlers's clothes. #humblebrag? http://t.co/8scejujW

  08:50:23 pm on September 15, 2011 |
   

• diablocody: @LoreneScafaria Look at Dan wearing women's clothing: http://t.co/8scejujW

  08:48:06 pm on September 15, 2011 |
   

• diablocody: As Cassie once said, "STOP ACTING LIKE YOU HAVEN'T SEEN A TITTY BEFORE."

  09:20:07 pm on September 14, 2011 |
   

• diablocody: @sepinwall It's also the Bret Michaels pronunciation.

  05:58:41 pm on September 14, 2011 |
   

• diablocody: @CameronCrowe Just watched it again two nights ago..."What. Am I. TO YOU?"

  04:50:27 am on September 14, 2011 |
   

• diablocody: @LoreneScafaria I wish we were "shopping" at "Holt Renfrew" in "the T.O." (That's a euphemism for felching Terrell Owens.)

  12:02:08 am on September 14, 2011 |
   

• diablocody: @GirlsGoneChild I LOVE THE NAMES!

  10:05:55 pm on September 13, 2011 |
   

• diablocody: @GirlsGoneChild OMG, YOU DIDN'T. How did I miss this?! Huge congrats!

  09:54:18 pm on September 13, 2011 |
   

• diablocody: @thebrianposehn Two guys like that could never find common ground or forge an unlikely friendship!

  09:50:20 pm on September 13, 2011 |
   

• diablocody: RT @julieklausner: Cats be licking they legs to clean 'em.

  05:43:25 pm on September 13, 2011 |
   

• diablocody: My son is one of the few people I know who can pull off wearing a coonskin cap and nothing else.

  11:26:28 pm on September 12, 2011 |
   

• diablocody: @newbeverlyjulia That is some classic Western literature right there.

  10:47:01 pm on September 12, 2011 |
   

• diablocody: @HarMarSuperstar There was something oddly racist about the whole "Ma'am" thing. Oh, and the entire show as well.

  08:44:12 pm on September 9, 2011 |
   

• diablocody: One would think using whitening toothpaste for one's entire adult life would result in white teeth.

  08:42:19 pm on September 9, 2011 |
   

• diablocody: @jennyandteets Gemini excuse works for cheating, too!

  06:37:00 pm on September 9, 2011 |
   

• diablocody: @Busyphilipps25 @michellebranch So psyched/relieved! I was afraid it was going to be weird knockoff Dole Whip.

  12:13:59 am on September 9, 2011 |
   

• diablocody: @Busyphilipps25 Did you get there?! Yes, over on Fairfax and SM.

  09:26:33 pm on September 8, 2011 |
   

• diablocody: @michellebranch Yes. ONE OF US! I almost veered off the road in my Doom Buggy when I saw it.

  09:25:33 pm on September 8, 2011 |
   

• diablocody: Attn. Disney freaks: Dole Whip spotted in Los Angeles. Shaking and crying. #tikitikitikiroom http://t.co/zmlwsjT

  08:44:33 pm on September 8, 2011 |
   

• diablocody: @louisvirtel My psyche is a pair of overloaded cargo shorts.

  02:23:44 am on September 8, 2011 |
   

• diablocody: I don't mind being quietly haunted by my past, but I hate when it pops up and decks me in the face.

  02:15:57 am on September 8, 2011 |
   

• diablocody: "You know, she was born without a vagina. So anyway..."-- My mother, with a casual aside about a childhood acquaintance.

  11:16:26 pm on September 7, 2011 |
   

• diablocody: @hellogiggles I think it's how my son recognizes me, since I change my hair all the time. The cartoon arm is reassuring.

  09:41:51 pm on September 7, 2011 |
   

• diablocody: @dmaurio I bet we have the same taste in hairpieces, too!

  08:37:41 pm on September 7, 2011 |
   

• diablocody: My stuffed Robert Pattinson doll got attacked by one of the dogs today. Was like a really low-budget wolf/vampire throwdown.

  07:12:33 am on September 7, 2011 |
   

• diablocody: @jambajim Thank you! I can't wait for it to come out.

  09:25:23 pm on September 6, 2011 |
   

• diablocody: @louisvirtel "Sorry" was Milton Bradley's weak attempt at reparations.

  09:09:40 pm on September 6, 2011 |
   

• diablocody: RT @ThePlaylist: Jason Reitman's 'Young Adult' Gets A Fantastic First Poster http://t.co/yVkDBHL

  09:03:26 pm on September 6, 2011 |
   

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