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Diablo Cody (b. June 14, 1978 in Lemont, Illinois) is an American screenwriter, blogger, journalist and author, best known for her 2007 film "Juno" for which she received an Academy Award, and "The United States of Tara", a television sitcom based on an idea by Steven Spielberg.

diablocody: @listentolorene You're huge in Hungary; I'm hungry and huge.
07:19:41 am on March 12, 2010 |

diablocody: @BigAlPeoplesPal It's so much more fun to play God with the scissors, even though it only works out about half the time!
06:45:23 am on March 12, 2010 |

diablocody: @michellebranch I was actually listening to you earlier this evening. Do you put subliminal bangs-cutting messages in your songs?
06:42:39 am on March 12, 2010 |

diablocody: @jillwaysolo It's "Mandolin Rain"-ing in my panties.
06:31:26 am on March 12, 2010 |

diablocody: Just cut my own bangs. Look uncannily like Christian Slater in The Name of the Rose.
06:28:34 am on March 12, 2010 |

diablocody: @fixinmytie Aww, that's cool!
05:18:30 am on March 12, 2010 |

diablocody: Listening to @dmaurio assemble an IKEA desk. If I was actually watching, it would be too much like helping.
05:12:31 am on March 12, 2010 |

diablocody: @native_prideJOE Satan mom! I love it.
05:07:56 am on March 12, 2010 |

diablocody: @hannibalv There was originally a line about how the first potential birth mom had changed her mind. But yeah, Mark sucks.
05:07:35 am on March 12, 2010 |

diablocody: @Erik_Haltson Yes it WAS on purpose, and I have the same ones here in red!
04:58:28 am on March 12, 2010 |

diablocody: Yes, I will be at A Night of 140 Tweets at UCB tomorrow. Pressure is on to compose the ultimate tweet. May just pull my pants down.
10:12:05 pm on March 11, 2010 |

diablocody: @JenKirkman Please don't engage the guy further by blogging about this. Just let it go. Trust me.
09:44:58 pm on March 11, 2010 |

diablocody: "Old Navy" is a really weird name for a store where everything is neon bright and brand new.
08:41:24 pm on March 11, 2010 |

diablocody: @AndyMilonakis I think I worked there.
07:50:27 am on March 11, 2010 |

diablocody: @_krislynne_ Happy birthday! Have a great one.
02:51:23 am on March 11, 2010 |

diablocody: @TizzyEnt Done. Thanks for letting me know about this.
02:42:00 am on March 11, 2010 |

diablocody: @ebertchicago I almost feel like they wanted the attention. There's no way they couldn't have known people would react this way.
02:33:17 am on March 11, 2010 |

diablocody: @patrickrigney Was actually the San Diego Zoo, but now I want to check out the LA one. Never been.
02:32:35 am on March 11, 2010 |

diablocody: @Alex_Wed Aww, I'm easy. Thank you for being so kind!
02:32:14 am on March 11, 2010 |

diablocody: @wescop There was a guy making "kitty kitty" noises at the lions. Like it's a Meow Mix commercial and they're going to come running.
02:30:20 am on March 11, 2010 |

diablocody: @Alex_Wed Thanks!
02:27:06 am on March 11, 2010 |

diablocody: Went to the zoo today. Visited monkey habitat. The old guy behind me drawls, "AH'D LIKE TO SEE HIM EAT A BANANA." Way to stereotype, guy.
02:25:03 am on March 11, 2010 |

diablocody: @thatsprettyjanc That is really sweet. Thank you.
02:20:44 am on March 11, 2010 |

diablocody: @trixifone @jonnyblackout I just heard about this. I am so jealous of Craig right now!
02:19:40 am on March 11, 2010 |

diablocody: @joeypollari Thank you! I'm glad you're enjoying it.
02:17:42 am on March 11, 2010 |

diablocody: @pppslm Drama. Maybe horror to the male poulation...
02:17:28 am on March 11, 2010 |

diablocody: Amazon just rec'd Lauren Conrad's LA Candy to me. This is the robot equivalent of a friend from the Midwest screaming "YOU'VE CHANGED!"
06:04:46 pm on March 9, 2010 |

diablocody: @sarahcolonna @LoniLove You guys looked hot last night!
10:24:24 pm on March 8, 2010 |

diablocody: @newbeverly Don't fuck with a babysitter.
10:19:14 pm on March 8, 2010 |

diablocody: I went to a really exclusive Oscar afterparty last night. Exclusive, because it was just me and one other guy at Coldstone Creamery.
09:37:55 pm on March 8, 2010 |

diablocody: @tsubi That is so cute! Enjoy your puppy. I am a dog freak.
11:11:16 pm on March 7, 2010 |

diablocody: I agree, but I was just there as a fan. RT @ScotteGreen a Randy Rhoads Bio Pic in the idea stage? THAT would be epic.
11:09:17 pm on March 7, 2010 |

diablocody: @rusty1972 Thank you! I love to hear that.
11:08:47 pm on March 7, 2010 |

diablocody: Spent yesterday afternoon chatting with Randy Rhoads' brother Kelle and sister Kathy. Was a great pop culture field trip.
11:00:51 pm on March 7, 2010 |

diablocody: @SandraBernhard Chandler or Pantages FOREVER; fuck this Kodak shit!
10:59:17 pm on March 7, 2010 |

diablocody: @louisvirtel You might catch a glimpse of my weave-resplendent head...
08:13:34 pm on March 7, 2010 |

diablocody: @guybranum I like to think it will strengthen us in the long run, like surviving bad debt or infidelity.
09:04:19 pm on March 6, 2010 |

diablocody: @listentolorene He's trash-talking Rob and Quinn through a headset. This has been going on since 9 AM.
08:56:58 pm on March 6, 2010 |

diablocody: @MyMissus Second. I could sit down right now and find every 1Up mushroom/Tanooki suit/star in that entire game.
08:55:24 pm on March 6, 2010 |

diablocody: @loladanseforth Thank you! That idea came courtesy of @jillwaysolo, our resident Hell House expert.
08:54:30 pm on March 6, 2010 |

diablocody: @bulletproofnot "Bare," by Elisabeth Eaves is fantastic.
08:51:52 pm on March 6, 2010 |

diablocody: Watching someone else play Call of Duty for the last 2 hours. Takes me back to '88, when my brother wouldn't surrender the NES.
08:37:28 pm on March 6, 2010 |

diablocody: @kayhanley Vodka? You officially have my attention, miss!
02:52:45 am on March 6, 2010 |

diablocody: @christinawrites Of course. COME ON, SWING IT!
02:04:26 am on March 6, 2010 |

diablocody: @apanzarella Attempt? I totally succeeded at unrealistic dialogue between teenagers.
02:03:43 am on March 6, 2010 |