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http://twitter.com/azizansari

Aziz Ansari (b. February 23, 1983 in Columbia, South Carolina) is an actor, writer, comedian and all around good guy, who grew up an hour south (Columbia, SC) of one of the Celebwitter founders (Charlotte, NC) and shares our love for Chik-Fil-A

• azizansari: Can't talk. Just took a date out for sushi and having crazy allergic rxn! “@JoeMande: @azizansari TBS is playing Hitch again right now!”

  03:43:16 am on April 23, 2012 |
   

• azizansari: @jord000 No clue what ya mean, should be avail worldwide. Email support@azizansari.com

  01:55:55 am on April 23, 2012 |
   

• azizansari: @imbuyinROUNDS it's on http://t.co/d0gNHVi5 for stream/download for $5

  12:52:43 am on April 22, 2012 |
   

• azizansari: YO TWITTER, LETS ALL EASE UP ON THINK LIKE A MAN SPOILERS. NOT EVERYBODY ABLE TO SEE IT OPENIN WKEND

  10:51:00 pm on April 21, 2012 |
   

• azizansari: RT @ChelseaVPeretti: Me and @azizansari r watching Downton Abbey 4 1st time during drive 2 Asheville. So far I relate 2 this lady most h ...

  09:07:20 pm on April 21, 2012 |
   

• azizansari: .@ChelseaVPeretti and I givin Downton Abbey a try on ride up to Asheville for show at Thomas Wolfe. #JulianFellowesWhaddup

  09:06:15 pm on April 21, 2012 |
   

• azizansari: Where should we eat in Asheville??

  08:55:22 pm on April 21, 2012 |
   

• azizansari: #BuriedAliveTourFoodUpdate: Catbird Seat. Nashville. This was very tasty: http://t.co/WvITcx2Q

  05:34:35 pm on April 21, 2012 |
   

• azizansari: @EstelleDarlings Oh shit! You watching the new one!! Thanks boo.

  03:59:59 am on April 21, 2012 |
   

• azizansari: OH SHIT MY CHIMPANZEE DOCUMENTARY IS KILLING IT AT THE BOX OFFICE Y'ALL #WasntInvolvedButHopeSomeoneSomewhereisThatPumped

  12:59:26 am on April 21, 2012 |
   

• azizansari: @AmandaSueCarter http://t.co/WQidPWnF has info

  08:36:42 pm on April 20, 2012 |
   

• azizansari: Dude across from me on flight to Nashville just took the #3 spot on my Top Ponytails of All Time list.

  07:15:39 pm on April 20, 2012 |
   

• azizansari: @Ch0daBrown thanks for buying it my dude!

  04:42:07 pm on April 20, 2012 |
   

• azizansari: Doing standup in Asheville & Nashville this wkend. @ChelseaVPeretti opening. Some sick soulpatches on this flight to Nashville btw.

  04:34:46 pm on April 20, 2012 |
   

• azizansari: "Yo. Where u! We got a magician here!" #GreatestTxtIveEverSent

  03:02:38 pm on April 20, 2012 |
   

• azizansari: Parks and Rec is finally back tonight at 930 on NBC. #SorryHadtheWrongTimeintheLastTweet

  08:42:23 pm on April 19, 2012 |
   

• azizansari: @letmeknow247 You can stream or download.

  08:28:54 pm on April 17, 2012 |
   

• azizansari: Here's a NEW clip from my new standup special. It's called Texting with Girls. Watch it: http://t.co/766K7bZM

  07:31:01 pm on April 17, 2012 |
   

• azizansari: I'm gonna be on The View and Anderson today. If you are watching and see an Indian man that looks like me, rest assured, its me.

  04:05:36 pm on April 16, 2012 |
   

• azizansari: @Nick_KF just avail on http://t.co/d0gNHVi5 that way only $5

  02:20:59 am on April 16, 2012 |
   

• azizansari: @real_human_dude I'm in NY. Douche.

  10:20:09 pm on April 15, 2012 |
   

• azizansari: Go see this NYC! One of the best. “@hannibalburess: NYC: I'm headlining Caroline's this weekend: http://t.co/E7cOzlpq”

  05:21:32 pm on April 13, 2012 |
   

• azizansari: @LdoubleIveeO Yes! Giving a minute to let people get refreshments. Out soon.

  02:00:12 am on April 13, 2012 |
   

• azizansari: Everyone. Watch the season premiere of Eagleheart tonight at midnight on Adult Swim. So so funny.

  01:45:39 am on April 13, 2012 |
   

• azizansari: You should go get @JimGaffigan's new standup special #MrUniverse for $5 at http://t.co/ia4D8BQB

  03:26:24 am on April 11, 2012 |
   

• azizansari: I really think rappers should start adjusting headphone levels before starting to record their verses.

  11:09:27 pm on April 10, 2012 |
   

• azizansari: @ChelseaVPeretti Get on Scramble boo

  04:33:09 pm on April 10, 2012 |
   

• azizansari: Nm. Twins Reboot recast. Me & @TheRock. RT if you onboard. #TwinsReloaded #TeamBringIt #HereWeGoAgain #MoreLikeHereWeDiscoverWereTwinsAgain

  05:28:17 am on April 10, 2012 |
   

• azizansari: Twins reboot. Me and Kevin James. RT if you're in. #TwinsReloaded

  02:31:56 am on April 10, 2012 |
   

• azizansari: @virtualpj Thank you!!!!!

  07:49:37 pm on April 9, 2012 |
   

• azizansari: Watch a new preview from my standup special. 50 Cent doesn't know what a grapefruit is: http://t.co/rbJlXyQ4 RT Pls

  07:44:51 pm on April 9, 2012 |
   

• azizansari: @richb420 http://t.co/WQidPWnF

  06:24:12 pm on April 9, 2012 |
   

• azizansari: @WALbill Yeah all Buried Alive tour dates are different material from Dangerously Delicious

  04:24:50 pm on April 9, 2012 |
   

• azizansari: ASHEVILLE, NC: I'm going to be doing standup in your city on 4/21. All new material. Come see it. Tickets here: http://t.co/yhOomg0H

  04:23:28 pm on April 9, 2012 |
   

• azizansari: @T_Brookman Thanks Tim

  07:04:14 am on April 9, 2012 |
   

• azizansari: @genital_insect HAHAHAHA OH MY GOD

  07:03:45 am on April 9, 2012 |
   

• azizansari: @GlassMINAJerie I have another BRAND NEW special that I just put out on http://t.co/d0gNHVi5. Your head must have just exploded!

  07:03:25 am on April 9, 2012 |
   

• azizansari: @bandofoutsiders Special thanks to @bandofoutsiders for the special thanks tweet re: my special thanks for them at the end of my special.

  02:35:40 am on April 9, 2012 |
   

• azizansari: I'm doing a FREE standup show in the city with the most Facebook Likes on this page: http://t.co/YFsv8ycf (Ends TONIGHT at midnight est)

  01:08:45 am on April 9, 2012 |
   

• azizansari: FUCK YEAH! “@GameOfThrones: Anyone hunting for Dragon Eggs today? Here's how to make your own: http://t.co/Odqz1bO8 (via: @IHOGeek)”

  04:15:05 pm on April 8, 2012 |
   

• azizansari: @iamkatygoodman This is my nightmare. Godspeed.

  12:40:48 am on April 8, 2012 |
   

• azizansari: Aziz Look a Like shut down by the Parks Dept! Putting in a call to Ron Swanson. http://t.co/zJgDx8Hl

  09:00:19 pm on April 7, 2012 |
   

• azizansari: RT @CameronBanga: Just chilling out w @azizansari's look-a-like. http://t.co/OdCMmbU8

  08:28:50 pm on April 7, 2012 |
   

• azizansari: Done. Aziz LookaLike will be there at 4. Selling special & taking pics near end of line. “@AJK_AJK: Shake Shack in Madison Square Park."

  08:21:10 pm on April 7, 2012 |
   

• azizansari: Where should Aziz Look a Like go next? Name a spot in NYC. We'll send him over.

  08:03:12 pm on April 7, 2012 |
   

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