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Aziz Ansari (b. February 23, 1983 in Columbia, South Carolina) is an actor, writer, comedian and all around good guy, who grew up an hour south (Columbia, SC) of one of the Celebwitter founders (Charlotte, NC) and shares our love for Chik-Fil-A

• azizansari: Despite rumors I am NOT DJing at the Jimmy John's in Chicago from 3-4am tonight.

  07:56:12 am on May 5, 2012 |
   

• azizansari: RT @ChuckSchumer: Born and Bred in Brooklyn, U.S.A., they call him Adam Yauch, but he's M.C.A. RIP Adam. #beastieboys #nosleeptillbrooklyn

  06:59:35 am on May 5, 2012 |
   

• azizansari: RT @Hardees: @JoeMande And that's fine. Still mad respect.

  06:59:04 am on May 5, 2012 |
   

• azizansari: RT @JoeMande: He was a vegan. RT @Hardees: Sad to hear the news about @BeastieBoys Adam Yauch. He had a License to Thrill and Inspire. Y ...

  06:58:35 am on May 5, 2012 |
   

• azizansari: DR OCTAGON #TheresaHorseintheHospital

  03:46:58 am on May 5, 2012 |
   

• azizansari: Yes!!! “RT @beardfoundation: Winner Humor: @brettmartin GQ, The Hangover Part III #jbfa @davidchang @azizansari @lcdsoundsystem"

  02:52:35 am on May 5, 2012 |
   

• azizansari: Who wore it best? http://t.co/AcoKhtOF

  10:45:11 pm on May 4, 2012 |
   

• azizansari: @streetzapizza Noooo you can't be closed today!!! Whhhyyyyyyyyy

  09:43:31 pm on May 4, 2012 |
   

• azizansari: ATL: First show sold out, so we added a late show on 6/20. ALL NEW MATERIAL. Tickets here: http://t.co/brUljnPM

  04:20:34 pm on May 4, 2012 |
   

• azizansari: @jhartzell2 @TheAVClub Hahah that's awesome. Thanks for the tips.

  10:55:35 pm on May 3, 2012 |
   

• azizansari: Sly just flew a plane into a bridge. Can’t conceive how this is good for the Expendables. #ProbsWhyImNotAnExpendable #Exp2TrailerLiveTweet

  09:56:48 pm on May 3, 2012 |
   

• azizansari: Arnold just ripped the door off a Smart Car!!! “My foot is bigger than this car!” #Awesome #Exp2TrailerLiveTweet

  09:55:50 pm on May 3, 2012 |
   

• azizansari: Whoa. They’re in a tank that says “Bad Attitude” on the side!! I wrote the same thing on the side of my Kia Sportage. #Exp2TrailerLiveTweet

  09:55:35 pm on May 3, 2012 |
   

• azizansari: “Track em, find em, kill ‘em.” - Stallone explains the plan & driving force of the 2nd & 3rd act of the film. #Exp2TrailerLiveTweet

  09:55:16 pm on May 3, 2012 |
   

• azizansari: Oh snap. Guess who else is expendable this go round - CHUCK NORRIS AND ARNOLD!! #Exp2TrailerLiveTweet

  09:54:47 pm on May 3, 2012 |
   

• azizansari: The trailer just informed me that in this sequel “EVERYONE IS EXPENDABLE!!” #HighStakesYall #Exp2TrailerLiveTweet

  09:54:32 pm on May 3, 2012 |
   

• azizansari: Van Damme is the bad guy! OH FUCK!!!! He’s trying to obtain 5 tons of plutonium. This can NOT be good… #Exp2TrailerLiveTweet

  09:54:05 pm on May 3, 2012 |
   

• azizansari: JET LI! MOTORCYCLE! EXPLOSION! BRUCE WILLIS! HELICOPTER! EXPLOSION! TANKS! MORE EXPLOSIONS! #Exp2TrailerLiveTweet

  09:53:43 pm on May 3, 2012 |
   

• azizansari: #Montage: Cameo followed by crazy explosion, followed by vehicle that is either exploding or en route to exploding. #Exp2TrailerLiveTweet

  09:52:59 pm on May 3, 2012 |
   

• azizansari: “I now pronounce you man and KNIFE…” - Statham about to stab newlyweds y’all. #Exp2TrailerLiveTweet

  09:52:13 pm on May 3, 2012 |
   

• azizansari: The trailer just flashed its first trailer tag line “TIME. TO. RELOAD.” #FuckYeahItsTimetoReload #Exp2TrailerLiveTweet

  09:51:48 pm on May 3, 2012 |
   

• azizansari: OH SHIT! Expendables are coming in on a MOTHERFUCKING ZIP LINE!! #ClassicAlready #Exp2TrailerLiveTweet

  09:51:22 pm on May 3, 2012 |
   

• azizansari: Bored on a flight to Madison so think that means its time to LIVE TWEET MY REACTION TO THE EXPENDABLES 2 TRAILER: http://t.co/saczvJBs

  09:51:02 pm on May 3, 2012 |
   

• azizansari: Watch a new Parks and Rec tonight at 930/830c on NBC. Paul Rudd is back and... BURT MACKLIN IN THE MIX!

  09:17:03 pm on May 3, 2012 |
   

• azizansari: In honor of the PopChips scandal, let's all watch Short Circuit 2 today & have our heads explode. #IndianGuyisActuallyFisherStevens

  07:44:14 pm on May 3, 2012 |
   

• azizansari: @hansgruberwins http://t.co/LbgAw4av

  07:40:56 pm on May 3, 2012 |
   

• azizansari: In light of the Ashton Kutcher PopChips scandal, I feel obliged to confess that in my AmEx spots I am also wearing brown face.

  07:32:04 pm on May 3, 2012 |
   

• azizansari: London! Go see this man! “@hannibalburess: Just got to London. Run at Soho Theatre starts tonight. Tickets here http://t.co/nH1JyJwh”

  01:08:32 pm on May 1, 2012 |
   

• azizansari: See Five Year Engagement this weekend. Ton of hilarious people involved including @prattprattpratt aka aka Chris Pratt! Go!

  06:01:18 pm on April 27, 2012 |
   

• azizansari: ATLANTIC CITY: Two more Buried Alive shows added on 7/14. ALL NEW MATERIAL. Tickets here: http://t.co/D0LJzsk6

  04:39:09 pm on April 27, 2012 |
   

• azizansari: Photos (http://t.co/zgEIdV66) and nice review (http://t.co/sd2tCJUC) of Buried Alive show in Austin with @ChelseaVPeretti.

  09:56:51 pm on April 26, 2012 |
   

• azizansari: New Parks and Rec tonight at 930/830c on NBC. Amy wrote & directed. Also Brad Leland AKA BUDDY GARRITY guest stars with a bolo tie!

  04:41:11 pm on April 26, 2012 |
   

• azizansari: Subtle shoutout to @ChelseaVPeretti “@CHETHAZE: I got some bad women following me.”

  04:25:12 am on April 26, 2012 |
   

• azizansari: OH SHIT! Bruce Willis and The Rock just took off in a tank, the tank jumped in the air and shot missiles! YES! #GIJoeTrailerRxnLiveTweet

  10:24:52 pm on April 25, 2012 |
   

• azizansari: Swords! Rock climbing! Ninjas! This shit is nuts y'allllll!!! #GIJoeTrailerRxnLiveTweet

  10:24:06 pm on April 25, 2012 |
   

• azizansari: "I wasn't going to bury any more Joes!" - @TheRock #GIJoeTrailerRxnLiveTweet

  10:23:47 pm on April 25, 2012 |
   

• azizansari: London? GONEZO! #GIJoeTrailerRxnLiveTweet

  10:23:31 pm on April 25, 2012 |
   

• azizansari: WHOA! A motorcycle just turned into missile!! #GIJoeTrailerRxnLiveTweet

  10:23:22 pm on April 25, 2012 |
   

• azizansari: "I'll take two cases of twin mints and a box of chuckalunks" - Bruce Willis. Don't understand, but I'm in! #GIJoeTrailerRxnLiveTweet

  10:22:28 pm on April 25, 2012 |
   

• azizansari: WHAT?! BRUCE WILLIS IS THE ORIGINAL JOE!!!! #GIJoeTrailerRxnLiveTweet

  10:21:09 pm on April 25, 2012 |
   

• azizansari: GI JOES ARE NO MORE!! WHAAAAAAT!!!! #GIJoeTrailerRxnLiveTweet

  10:20:46 pm on April 25, 2012 |
   

• azizansari: WHAT?!! The President is the bad guy!! THE ROCK vs. THE PRESIDENT!! YES!! #GIJoeTrailerRxnLiveTweet

  10:20:33 pm on April 25, 2012 |
   

• azizansari: FUCK YEAH! THE ROCK!!! OH NOOO!! CHANNNNINNNG TATUM'S CHARACTER!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOO! #GIJoeTrailerRxnLiveTweet

  10:20:11 pm on April 25, 2012 |
   

• azizansari: OH SHIT! ELECTRONIC BEES IN THE MIX!!! #GIJoeTrailerRxnLiveTweet

  10:19:44 pm on April 25, 2012 |
   

• azizansari: I'm now going to live tweet my reaction to the new GI:Joe Retaliation 2 trailer: http://t.co/zGqCTTDi #GIJoeTrailerRxnLiveTweet

  10:19:07 pm on April 25, 2012 |
   

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