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Aziz Ansari (b. February 23, 1983 in Columbia, South Carolina) is an actor, writer, comedian and all around good guy, who grew up an hour south (Columbia, SC) of one of the Celebwitter founders (Charlotte, NC) and shares our love for Chik-Fil-A

• azizansari: RT @HarrisRules13: Can I really get free stuff through twitter? Cause I'd really like some free Chobani Strawberry Greek Yogurt. It's th ...

  02:56:50 am on January 29, 2012 |
   

• azizansari: I took the Tim & Eric Billion Dollar Movie Pledge, because I love @timheidecker & @ericwareheim: http://t.co/jg2ywJk9

  12:25:36 am on January 29, 2012 |
   

• azizansari: "Ooooh Taco Bell breakfast menu" (in a hushed whisper) - @jwoliner during our "Writers Meeting" #WolioBeggingMeNotToTweetThis

  11:55:31 pm on January 28, 2012 |
   

• azizansari: If you haven't yet, definitely check out the truly amazing Todd Glass episode of Marc Maron's @WTFpod. Do it: http://t.co/N3YrAWcG

  11:40:30 pm on January 28, 2012 |
   

• azizansari: DO IT FOLKS! “@mulaney: My Comedy Central Special "NEW IN TOWN" premiers TONIGHT at 10/9c. I hope you watch it. Love, John Mulaney.”

  08:08:48 pm on January 28, 2012 |
   

• azizansari: Follow Friday: Welcome @nickswardson to Twitter-ville y'all!!!!!

  04:12:05 am on January 28, 2012 |
   

• azizansari: #HurtFingies #YoullUnderstandinaFewHoursWestCoast

  03:10:18 am on January 27, 2012 |
   

• azizansari: RT @ChelseaVPeretti: Dusk in studio city...absolutely gorgeous http://t.co/KmCHtajn

  02:49:41 am on January 27, 2012 |
   

• azizansari: Tonight's Parks and Rec is new at 830/730c on NBC. Ron Swanson and Tom Haverford go bowling. Watch!

  12:29:07 am on January 27, 2012 |
   

• azizansari: Someone near the Parks set is BLASTING Missy Elliott's "Get Ur Freak On." I don't know what's going on. But I approve. #HOLLAAAAAAA

  12:14:01 am on January 27, 2012 |
   

• azizansari: Cause of some promo thing where Lakers won, announcer dude just went "Everyone gets free tacos!" #Best4WordstoHearYelledLoudly

  07:24:35 am on January 26, 2012 |
   

• azizansari: @JLaesch hahaha true!

  07:07:14 am on January 26, 2012 |
   

• azizansari: @Tanya10312000 Family Matters

  07:03:04 am on January 26, 2012 |
   

• azizansari: Like how the DJ at Lakers games drops "Move Bitch" by Luda after blocks are called.

  07:01:33 am on January 26, 2012 |
   

• azizansari: Remember when 90s sitcoms used to do that one episode where one character was really fucking awesome at basketball? #lebringdatback

  07:00:42 am on January 26, 2012 |
   

• azizansari: OH FUCK! Think I'm allergic to peaches. When I eat one, my throat gets itchy. #ThisSucks #ILikePeaches #MayJustPutUpWitDaItchyThroat

  08:24:29 pm on January 24, 2012 |
   

• azizansari: @KissMySthrnSass I plan on doing Athens

  08:22:42 pm on January 24, 2012 |
   

• azizansari: I added six more small shows in Charleston, SC to benefit my old high school. Tickets here: http://t.co/qVG8Hia4

  08:05:44 pm on January 24, 2012 |
   

• azizansari: RT @bing: RT for a chance to win exclusive meet & greet with @AzizAnsari today at the #BingBar. 10 people will win #treatyoself #sundance

  08:43:20 pm on January 21, 2012 |
   

• azizansari: @zachwood I never even said practice. It's a run through before I start a new tour. You sound awful though plz don't come.

  02:25:18 am on January 21, 2012 |
   

• azizansari: SALT LAKE CITY PPL: I'm doing three shows at Wiseguys this Sunday to work on new jokes. Tickets here: http://t.co/8ESH6hmT

  01:50:39 am on January 21, 2012 |
   

• azizansari: Along w/@trent_reznor @thelonelyisland @neilhimself, I am taking action against SOPA. To help out: http://t.co/1IqpRI6X

  08:44:16 pm on January 18, 2012 |
   

• azizansari: RT @reddit: Andy Samberg, Neil Gaiman, Reznor, Aziz Ansari, Adam Savage & More Tell Congress: Don't Pass PIPA/SOPA In Our Names http://t ...

  08:37:10 pm on January 18, 2012 |
   

• azizansari: I'm doing a standup show to benefit my old high school on 2/3 in Charleston, SC. Tickets on sale now: http://t.co/JcOHvjS7

  06:58:14 pm on January 17, 2012 |
   

• azizansari: @CremeDeLaFresh HOLY SHIT, YOU DO THIS ON THE REG? I'M SKEPTICAL BUT I MAY HAVE TO TRY THAT

  08:43:24 am on January 17, 2012 |
   

• azizansari: MARTINELLI'S APPLE JUICE. #WasNOTPaidtoTweetThat #JustDrankaMartinellis #ItWasDelicious #NotSayingImOpposedtoGettingFreeMartinellisThough

  08:40:30 am on January 17, 2012 |
   

• azizansari: @hannibalburess Just drank a delicious tiny bottle of Martinelli's. How's this apple juice so much better than other apple juices?

  08:38:51 am on January 17, 2012 |
   

• azizansari: I love this: http://t.co/DlmWEG91

  05:47:10 am on January 17, 2012 |
   

• azizansari: "Let's use a still from the scene where The Rock is flying around on the giant bumblebee." #Journey2PosterConversation

  05:43:51 am on January 16, 2012 |
   

• azizansari: The only two people still rocking a chain wallet over the age of 25: @danlevy and Johnny Depp. #GoldenGlobes

  03:38:42 am on January 16, 2012 |
   

• azizansari: Get off me sahn! #KobeSystem: http://t.co/BXoYAqyo

  11:03:24 pm on January 14, 2012 |
   

• azizansari: Follow Friday: @lcdsoundsystem, @jwoliner, @twittels, @ChelseaVPeretti, @danlevy, @rickysfishtacos (only relevant for LA fam)

  01:46:36 am on January 14, 2012 |
   

• azizansari: The best part of the Clippers-Heat game was this look of pure terror in @danlevy's eyes. http://t.co/nmFBkMaq

  08:40:26 pm on January 13, 2012 |
   

• azizansari: @SteveStoute Prestige!!!! It's dope. Don't doubt me Steve.

  07:26:01 am on January 13, 2012 |
   

• azizansari: Parks and Rec is new tonight at 830/730c and funny. Watch it! #SorryforLateNoticeEastCoast

  02:31:10 am on January 13, 2012 |
   

• azizansari: LCD SOUNDSYSTEM: SHUT UP AND PLAY THE HITS Trailer: http://t.co/yvWccbOF via @youtube

  03:05:44 am on January 12, 2012 |
   

• azizansari: Those asking about a second standup special, yes its being edited. Out soon. And doing a brand new tour this year too.

  11:58:23 pm on January 10, 2012 |
   

• azizansari: Subscribe to my new YouTube Channel! Clips from my standup, Human Giant, Parks, & more: http://t.co/AzmCB1ik RT PLS

  11:49:23 pm on January 10, 2012 |
   

• azizansari: @GregBresnitz Ricky's Fish Tacos and Guisados

  04:34:56 am on January 9, 2012 |
   

• azizansari: @JaDoreHeights Soon! Almost done editing and doing graphics and shit. Its better than Intimate Moments. Doing a new tour later this yr too

  04:25:05 am on January 9, 2012 |
   

• azizansari: I'm gonna read these articles: http://t.co/qea7uzAq and http://t.co/PQGKeHM7

  04:22:45 am on January 9, 2012 |
   

• azizansari: Doing a show at Duke tonight with @JoeMande. Where's the best lunch move here? #SorryIfThisisIrrelevanttoYou

  06:54:50 pm on October 25, 2011 |
   

• azizansari: @raaaachel3 I'll be in LA! Sorry :(

  06:51:40 pm on October 25, 2011 |
   

• azizansari: Btw if I have to quit being an actor, I want to have a job where I can say "What do I at the company? Oh, I'm in charge of flavors."

  03:49:35 am on October 25, 2011 |
   

• azizansari: Damn 100+ RTs on that Sweet Onion Kettle Chips comment. @KettleChips, the people have spoken. #LetsGetThatDudeinChargeofFlavors

  03:48:13 am on October 25, 2011 |
   

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