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Aziz Ansari (b. February 23, 1983 in Columbia, South Carolina) is an actor, writer, comedian and all around good guy, who grew up an hour south (Columbia, SC) of one of the Celebwitter founders (Charlotte, NC) and shares our love for Chik-Fil-A

• azizansari: @keenahdunk Luke's Lobster Rolls, Caracas, Shake Shack, Nicky's Vietnamese Sandwiches, NYC Icy

  07:04:00 am on August 31, 2010 |
   

• azizansari: @andrewrutberg hahaha make it (insert fancy delicious chef driven restaurant) and you got me my man

  07:00:01 am on August 31, 2010 |
   

• azizansari: big bang theory, gummy bears, and head. it must be tuesday night. lol #Predicting50CentTweets @50cent

  06:47:46 am on August 31, 2010 |
   

• azizansari: might have to shoot these motherfuckers that keep eatin my peanut m&m's #Predicting50CentTweets @50cent

  06:24:40 am on August 31, 2010 |
   

• azizansari: @grendel20 @omidjooon Apologies if you were kidding, but some ppl legit think I'm getting paid to tweet about music, etc. When not the case.

  04:33:24 am on August 31, 2010 |
   

• azizansari: @Omidjooon Also I've never been paid to Tweet anything, so again, PLEASE UNFOLLOW ME.

  04:21:25 am on August 31, 2010 |
   

• azizansari: @Omidjooon PLEASE unfollow me then. I'm an actor and a standup comedian, "Twitter jokes" are not my first love.

  04:21:07 am on August 31, 2010 |
   

• azizansari: @c0stanza Gonna be announced in the next week or so, very excited!

  03:01:29 am on August 31, 2010 |
   

• azizansari: Definitely recommend the Beach House iTunes Session EP --> http://bit.ly/bAOn4Q

  02:58:06 am on August 31, 2010 |
   

• azizansari: Woops. #WhytheFuckDidIJustEatTwoMcGriddlesBeforetheFlight

  12:18:40 pm on August 30, 2010 |
   

• azizansari: At an airport early morning. #DontEataMcGriddleAzizYouWillRegretIt

  11:23:55 am on August 30, 2010 |
   

• azizansari: NY I love you, but your food is making me too full... Go to Kajitsu everyone - highly recommended.

  08:29:33 pm on August 29, 2010 |
   

• azizansari: @MelyMonsterKid Cool. Please unfollow asap.

  09:56:09 pm on August 28, 2010 |
   

• azizansari: RT @50cent: Ok look this aint twitter no more this the hood. And if any of you motherfucker say somthing crazy ima shoot the shit outta you

  08:23:11 pm on August 28, 2010 |
   

• azizansari: Holy fuck. Monster. New @kanyewest featuring Jay Z, Ross, Bon Iver, and Nicki Minaj: http://www.kanyeuniversecity.com/blog/

  02:29:09 am on August 28, 2010 |
   

• azizansari: WHAT!?! RT @kanyewest: Me and jay bout to drop a 5 song album called "Watch the Throne"

  11:24:48 pm on August 27, 2010 |
   

• azizansari: Very opposed to the Ground Zero Mosque - but only cause I think we need a Ground Zero Chick-fil-A first. #WeNeedChickfilainNYC

  05:47:15 pm on August 27, 2010 |
   

• azizansari: I'm not crazy enough to post Darwish's real number, I said its something LIKE that. His phone number now ends in WISH!

  08:40:46 pm on August 26, 2010 |
   

• azizansari: RT @oxfam Latest #Pakistan #floods figures: 17.2M ppl directly affected. Donate here: http://bit.ly/pkdonate

  08:34:26 pm on August 26, 2010 |
   

• azizansari: My cousin Darwish just told me his new number & all I'm saying is its something like 212-765-WISH. YEAH, WISH AS IN DARWISH.

  08:30:50 pm on August 26, 2010 |
   

• azizansari: RT @kanyewest: On set of the movie... this doe just refuses to sit still... I told the deer... "what would Bambi do?" & she looked at m ...

  03:03:44 pm on August 26, 2010 |
   

• azizansari: My very funny friend @kristenschaaled has a new book out - "The Sexy Book of Sexy Sex." Read excerpts and buy it! http://huff.to/9mMpH2

  01:23:56 am on August 26, 2010 |
   

• azizansari: I'm headlining the Gator Growl at University of Florida, go here for tix/info --> http://gatorgrowl.org/

  01:19:32 am on August 26, 2010 |
   

• azizansari: RT @douggpound: How come everyone is up in arms about that mosque but no one cares about Coke Ground Zero?

  08:50:50 pm on August 25, 2010 |
   

• azizansari: @Stella_Trunzo will try my best but don't know if I'll have time with the shooting! Harris is playing Halo and can't come unforch

  05:45:27 pm on August 25, 2010 |
   

• azizansari: @n1ckcianciolo Last time I checked, the Daily Show is a comedy show. Happy you have unfollowed.

  01:58:24 pm on August 25, 2010 |
   

• azizansari: Video: Wow. Please watch this. The Daily Show on Fox News on the Ground Zero Mosque. Amazing, hilarious, and... http://tumblr.com/xkqgncpi6

  03:48:54 am on August 25, 2010 |
   

• azizansari: RT @toddbarry: Hi @FourSeasons. I tour a lot, yet never stayed w/you. Plz comp a room. I once ate empanadas w/ @azizansari #freestufffortodd

  03:12:02 am on August 25, 2010 |
   

• azizansari: RT @scharpling: I wrote and directed a new video by @TedLeo! It stars @PFTompkins, @JulieKlausner and @Hodgman! http://FunnyOrDie.com/m/ ...

  03:17:05 am on August 24, 2010 |
   

• azizansari: Yes for our Sharables, we'll have the chicken drummies and the tuna pops. http://twitpic.com/2hhw96

  04:14:12 pm on August 23, 2010 |
   

• azizansari: @rachaelrecker nah I'm not

  03:13:21 am on August 23, 2010 |
   

• azizansari: @cbenioff What @JoeMande wrote is not hateful, its hilarious. You can unfollow if you want. Thanks.

  07:40:50 pm on August 22, 2010 |
   

• azizansari: RT @JoeMande: Your hateful, dishonest network? RT @foxandfriends: 1 in 5 Americans think Obama is a Muslim. What accounts for this bizar ...

  04:59:08 pm on August 22, 2010 |
   

• azizansari: @shutterdrunk Glaser is a good friend. Show is great!!!

  03:21:30 am on August 22, 2010 |
   

• azizansari: RT @JoeMande: I wish Chris & Snoop could show you the abandoned buildings. RT @glennbeck: Just approaching fort mchenry tunnel. I love B ...

  10:27:33 pm on August 21, 2010 |
   

• azizansari: Delocated Season 2 premieres Sunday at 10pm on Adult Swim. Its one of the funniest shows on TV. Watch it!!!!!

  06:26:16 pm on August 21, 2010 |
   

• azizansari: Behind the Scenes on 30 Minutes or Less (movie I'm shooting with Jesse Eisenberg, Danny McBride in Michigan): http://bit.ly/c98qb7

  08:46:12 pm on August 20, 2010 |
   

• azizansari: Photo: Incredible screencap from a deleted scene from last week’s Mad Men! http://tumblr.com/xkqg9bh3e

  07:31:18 pm on August 20, 2010 |
   

• azizansari: Incredible screencap from a deleted scene from Mad Men! http://twitpic.com/2gj1i3

  06:45:34 pm on August 20, 2010 |
   

• azizansari: @Number1Comic improv

  03:28:39 am on August 20, 2010 |
   

• azizansari: Cleveland people under 21: there are a small number of 18+ tickets for the 1015 show on Sat. You need to call 216-696-4677 for info.

  02:24:10 am on August 20, 2010 |
   

• azizansari: @JTMKoenig Was able to get a limited number of 18+ tickets available for the 1015 show. You need to call 216-696-4677 for info.

  02:22:07 am on August 20, 2010 |
   

• azizansari: Wow. Interesting still from next week's Mad Men: http://bit.ly/d9b9gO

  08:56:52 pm on August 18, 2010 |
   

• azizansari: @MoreAndAgain Please be careful. That looks like a scalper site. The tickets sold out a while ago.

  01:52:30 pm on August 18, 2010 |
   

• azizansari: Video: Wild Nothing - Live in Dreams This album has been in heavy rotation per recommendation of my brother... http://tumblr.com/xkqg1qesw

  05:30:38 am on August 18, 2010 |
   

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