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Aziz Ansari (b. February 23, 1983 in Columbia, South Carolina) is an actor, writer, comedian and all around good guy, who grew up an hour south (Columbia, SC) of one of the Celebwitter founders (Charlotte, NC) and shares our love for Chik-Fil-A

• azizansari: .@ChelseaVPeretti is vegan but when on tour with me - she eats pork, beef, chicken, seafood, and dairy.

  06:14:38 am on May 18, 2012 |
   

• azizansari: Sitting at a restaurant with two people who are both playing Scramble. And I'm tweeting about it. #Smh

  06:08:19 am on May 18, 2012 |
   

• azizansari: RT @paulscheer: Everyone Go See this Movie This Weekend. @ AMC Loews Fantasy 5 http://t.co/O4RVhjve

  05:19:11 am on May 18, 2012 |
   

• azizansari: @kaitlynbrianna All different

  05:10:52 am on May 17, 2012 |
   

• azizansari: Here's a new clip from my Dangerously Delicious standup special. Its about wasting time on the internet. Watch: http://t.co/iiGWxZIM

  10:59:00 pm on May 16, 2012 |
   

• azizansari: #NextLevelTravel #NoHandsDoubleSwivel #WatchOutExpertTravelerComingThrough http://t.co/BNeqeJnk

  07:04:00 pm on May 16, 2012 |
   

• azizansari: #ExpertTravelerSwag http://t.co/hOejChGM

  07:02:38 pm on May 16, 2012 |
   

• azizansari: @nathanrouse79 yes

  05:06:24 pm on May 16, 2012 |
   

• azizansari: @GQfashion What's the best garment bag in the game? Eagle Creek Pack it System is OK, but still run into wrinkles with my tour suits. #AskGQ

  11:31:12 pm on May 14, 2012 |
   

• azizansari: Can you explain why you guys were so quiet? “@paulwalker47: @azizansari can you please explain what's going on here? http://t.co/FIccJ2Bl”

  09:17:20 pm on May 14, 2012 |
   

• azizansari: Indianapolis. Where should we eat?

  11:29:41 pm on May 12, 2012 |
   

• azizansari: Well done. “@NoobMike: @azizansari @therock @laurencoleslaw what's your favorite dis? IT DOESNT MATTER WHAT YOUR FAVORITE DIS IS! Jabroni.”

  04:09:30 am on May 12, 2012 |
   

• azizansari: We all really need to say jabronis more. (cc: @TheRock) “@laurencoleslaw: @azizansari would hate the jabronis behind us”

  03:59:47 am on May 12, 2012 |
   

• azizansari: So Fassbender is a young android version of Albert Brenneman “@DamonLindelof: It has Kevin James' DNA. RT Is Prometheus a prequel to Hitch?”

  01:25:48 am on May 12, 2012 |
   

• azizansari: It's all good Twitterville. Parks and Rec is returning for Season 5! Still no word on Perfect Strangers though :(

  12:34:59 am on May 12, 2012 |
   

• azizansari: Need clarity here @DamonLindelof, is Prometheus a prequel to Hitch or just a film that takes place in the same universe as Hitch?

  11:27:57 pm on May 11, 2012 |
   

• azizansari: @andyinglis workin on it

  07:08:09 pm on May 11, 2012 |
   

• azizansari: MONTREAL: Tickets on sale now for my shows at Just for Laughs in July. Buried Alive. All new material: http://t.co/0eK2686o

  07:00:47 pm on May 11, 2012 |
   

• azizansari: @DJSquee Fuck we wanted burnt ends but didn't have enough time!!

  05:41:48 pm on May 11, 2012 |
   

• azizansari: @jakewillems yep

  05:40:24 pm on May 11, 2012 |
   

• azizansari: @jojofsu Uchiko, Franklin, and Muellers.

  05:38:51 pm on May 11, 2012 |
   

• azizansari: St Louis, where should we eat? Kansas City killed it - Oklahoma Joe's ribs and Stroud's fried ck & biscuits. #Tasty #TheFatsoTour

  05:29:02 pm on May 11, 2012 |
   

• azizansari: @BurnsyMcCreery There is no DVD! Only avail online at http://t.co/d0gNHVi5.

  04:40:27 am on May 11, 2012 |
   

• azizansari: Parks and Rec Season Finale tonight at 930/830c on NBC. Watch it. #SorryTooTiredtoCleverUpThisPlug

  08:44:55 pm on May 10, 2012 |
   

• azizansari: Also, only because always ask - none of the material on my Buried Alive tour is from the Dangerously Delicious special I put out online.

  02:18:09 am on May 10, 2012 |
   

• azizansari: CINCINNATI: presale 10AM tomorrow for 6/9 show. Tix: http://t.co/QlBm3r3B. PW: drumline. General onsale 5/11 at 10AM: http://t.co/uTODiAdv

  12:47:40 am on May 10, 2012 |
   

• azizansari: CHARLOTTE: presale NOW for 6/7 show. Tix: http://t.co/ISa6SUvA. PW: drumline. General onsale 5/11 at 10AM. Tix: http://t.co/qLc8tRQ8

  12:46:42 am on May 10, 2012 |
   

• azizansari: @meetjonathan Yes. Opening joke from my first special

  12:22:14 am on May 10, 2012 |
   

• azizansari: Thanks for Tokyo trip @GQMagazine. Just had lunch w/@davidchang & @lcdsoundsystem. We're thinking Spain next? Thoughts? http://t.co/4dXDYWIf

  08:19:17 pm on May 9, 2012 |
   

• azizansari: @BankruptAustin Dry cleaning is bad for suits. Always just steam and press unless absolutely necessary.

  06:04:23 pm on May 9, 2012 |
   

• azizansari: Why has no one made a Game of Thrones YouTube video dubbing in Chris Finch dialogue??? Internet come on!!!

  05:42:52 pm on May 9, 2012 |
   

• azizansari: AMAZING! “@jwoliner: HOLY SHIT i was right!! LEAKED FINAL PAGE OF MAD MEN FINALE SCRIPT: http://t.co/kNqWbIwN”

  05:32:03 am on May 9, 2012 |
   

• azizansari: @Twat_Everything All material on Dangerously Delicious is retired. Bonnaroo is new

  04:56:59 am on May 9, 2012 |
   

• azizansari: @SchuylerRoach Oh I didn't hear you

  04:26:00 am on May 9, 2012 |
   

• azizansari: @trogdawg It's a different hour

  10:24:06 pm on May 8, 2012 |
   

• azizansari: NO! Buried Alive is a NEW hour “@JSondermann: @azizansari is Dangerously Delicious same routine that I'm going to see in stl this Friday?”

  10:23:17 pm on May 8, 2012 |
   

• azizansari: @OhhCathcart You can drag it into iTunes and then sync

  09:10:22 pm on May 8, 2012 |
   

• azizansari: @therealdjksr NOOOOOOO! totally different hour

  09:09:54 pm on May 8, 2012 |
   

• azizansari: @BZarp Hahaha no! That would be pretty weird

  09:03:13 pm on May 8, 2012 |
   

• azizansari: @fousterus It'll be in the fall probably Warner or Constitution Hall!

  09:02:28 pm on May 8, 2012 |
   

• azizansari: The shorter, bleeped TV version airs 5/20 on Comedy Central. OR get it now (uncensored, unedited, no ads) for $5 at http://t.co/d0gNHVi5.

  08:55:47 pm on May 8, 2012 |
   

• azizansari: Here's an update on my standup special Dangerously Delicious which I released online for $5 at http://t.co/d0gNHVi5: http://t.co/lSAqD3WT

  08:53:58 pm on May 8, 2012 |
   

• azizansari: Alicia Keys and Seth Herzog at the Met Ball http://t.co/BaeevWln

  03:14:14 am on May 8, 2012 |
   

• azizansari: Welcome the lovely @iamrashidajones to Twitterville y'all. She'll be tweeting about our adventures at the Met Ball tonight.

  12:00:43 am on May 8, 2012 |
   

• azizansari: I was a guest on Anderson Cooper's show Anderson, but decided to send an Aziz Look a Like out instead: http://t.co/Hq3q0WNc

  05:34:37 pm on May 7, 2012 |
   

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