Aziz Ansari on Twitter
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Aziz Ansari (b. February 23, 1983 in Columbia, South Carolina) is an actor, writer, comedian and all around good guy, who grew up an hour south (Columbia, SC) of one of the Celebwitter founders (Charlotte, NC) and shares our love for Chik-Fil-A
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azizansari: Sure is Soulja Boy. It guest stars Andy Samberg and I've heard its a great one. RT @souljaboytellem New Parks and Rec tonight?
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azizansari: Happy to announce I'll be back at the comedy stage @Bonnaroo this summer. I'll be announcing a bunch of other tour dates next week.
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azizansari: Video: Smells Like Great Figure Skating! The only thing “In Bloom” when amateur figure skater Scott Williams... http://tumblr.com/xkq7ahw1p
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azizansari: www.BetterCallSaul.com
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azizansari: Photo: NEVER FORGET SPARTY THE SPARTAN. Watch: http://bit.ly/2omT1c paulscheer: http://tumblr.com/xkq79ueju
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azizansari: LA: Tig & Friends on Sat. at Largo w/cast of Parks & Rec. Amy, @evilhag, Nick Offerman, & me! Go to www.largo-la.com for tix & info
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azizansari: @95rozdrr83 NO WAY BRO. I recorded that video months ago but held it til now cause Bieber was holding one of my nephews captive in Canada.
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azizansari: I'll be at THE BENSON INTERRUPTION at Largo w/@sarahksilverman, @dougbenson, @nottjmiller and more. Tonight at 9pm. www.largo-la.com
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azizansari: @theboydonewrong So scared I can't even spell straight man. #DontFuckWithTheBieb
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azizansari: Swear I just saw 12 yr old with a doo rag & a blunt in his mouth messing w/my car. Brakes might get cut. #BiebersAfterMe
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azizansari: Is this a threat?! If I get in a 'boating accident' in 15 days, y'all know what really happened... RT @justinbieber 15 more days...
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azizansari: If you're on Digg, make sure you Digg the truth #BieberStoleFromRandy: http://bit.ly/a1cSSM
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azizansari: New Video: Raaaaaaaandy Declares War on @justinbieber. Watch and RT please: http://bit.ly/diy6pp #BieberStoleFromRandy
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azizansari: @ChickfilA Haha, of course! Thanks. Send me those pics so I can post!
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azizansari: "ask things! http://www.formspring.me/jwoliner" - Check out Jason Woliner’s Formspring. (via jasonwoliner) http://tumblr.com/xkq73qn0t
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azizansari: Back home for the weekend. Visiting Chick-fil-a and my family. In that order.
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azizansari: Watch this video with @BrettGelman and @PaulScheer: http://bit.ly/do3wA2
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azizansari: December: Myself & @alanmyang meet @diplo & @skerritbwoy in Australia. March: Daggering is mentioned on Parks. Coincidence? NOPE.
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azizansari: New Parks & Rec tonight at 830/730c! Directed by @jwoliner. Tom invests in a nightclub, Ron F'n Swanson IS Ron F'n Swanson. Watch.
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azizansari: Agreed. RT @ChelseaVPeretti AHAHAHAHA http://bit.ly/dlAHhx
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azizansari: @RealTalibKweli It's me Tom from Parks and Rec. WHERE ARE YOUR VERSES??!? Watch this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6kHINvHJPk
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azizansari: Do no be fooled by the high view numbers, I watched this 8 million times from different IP addresses: http://bit.ly/9qYX7L
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azizansari: I was there! RT @danlevyshow: guy sitting next to me on a plane to chicago just said: "Oh You're a comedian? That's great I know Whoopie."
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azizansari: Finally, get lost Olympics! RT @KenTremendous A week from tonight, #ParksandRec returns with my favorite episode of the year.
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azizansari: My special is reairing on Comedy Central tonight at 8PM. Watch it and your cable company might send you a fruit basket! (Not really)
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azizansari: Oh shit! Harris rocking a little Dave Matthews Band!! RT @harrisrules loves Ants Marching!
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azizansari: Anyone in LA with access to a rocket launcher I could shoot at a Brother 2170w Printer? I FUCKING HATE MINE AND WANT TO DESTROY IT.
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azizansari: Whoa! @ConanOBrien is on Twitter.
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azizansari: Wow. @HarrisRules13 reveals himself to be a Bugle eating racist! #TeamDarwish all the way! Harr you owe Twitterville an apology asap.
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azizansari: @dargandhi123 He's not on Twitter! Your buddy Drake is though: @drakkardnoir
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azizansari: @ludajuice Raaaaaaaandy (me) and Dave Sitek have called you out!! Watch: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6kHINvHJPk
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azizansari: Listen to the first single from the Randy mixtape. Raaaaaaaandy and Dave SItek - Aaaaaaaangry: http://bit.ly/aaUCp6 RT PLS
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azizansari: Some of you heard something of mine that leaked today. Just finished proper version (better lyrics, etc). It'll be out in a few hours...
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azizansari: Fuck nevermind. #TeamHarris. Another classic Harris tweet. RT @harrisrules13 snacking on my childhood favorite chips, BUGLES!
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azizansari: The cockiness of @harrisrules13 combined with his lack of tweets has led me to join #TeamDarwish. Follow @dargandhi123! RT if you care.
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azizansari: BREAKING: FOOD CLUB (@azizansari, @ericwareheim, @jwoliner) has awarded its second plaque of 2010! More info: http://bit.ly/bsIuMa
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azizansari: @dargandhi123 and @harrisrules13 follow @scharpling, he hooked up that signed Monk headshot! Show some respect.
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azizansari: Follow Darwish. RT @dargandhi123 so idk how this happened, but i ended up watching dear john this weekend... guess it had its moments.
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azizansari: You need to watch Drake's Sprite commercial NOW: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtJ6bXnoQxE
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azizansari: Wow! Black Thought does an homage to my R. Kelly bit from Intimate Moments at a Roots show. RT @questlove http://bit.ly/c9gtB7
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azizansari: RT @DougBenson: Canadians (especially those of you in or near Vancouver): Please look at this pic http://bit.ly/cIDil9 and RT #andrewkoe ...
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azizansari: Photo: robhuebel: http://tumblr.com/xkq6nlhn2
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azizansari: Dar & Harr on Twitter is even better than I could have hoped. Read this, Harr talks shit about Dar's macaroni!! http://bit.ly/9DLa26
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azizansari: DARWISH DROPPING MACARONI KNOWLEDGE! RT @dargandhi123 We always make the velveeta then add perfect amnt salt, pepper, butter
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azizansari: HOLY SHIT! Twitter War. Harris throws down the gauntlet: RT @HarrisRules13 #TeamDarwish isn't in great shape... Harris >Darwish


