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Aziz Ansari (b. February 23, 1983 in Columbia, South Carolina) is an actor, writer, comedian and all around good guy, who grew up an hour south (Columbia, SC) of one of the Celebwitter founders (Charlotte, NC) and shares our love for Chik-Fil-A

  • azizansari: Sure is Soulja Boy. It guest stars Andy Samberg and I've heard its a great one. RT @souljaboytellem New Parks and Rec tonight?

    07:54:43 pm on March 11, 2010 |

     

  • azizansari: Happy to announce I'll be back at the comedy stage @Bonnaroo this summer. I'll be announcing a bunch of other tour dates next week.

    06:16:31 pm on March 11, 2010 |

     

  • azizansari: Video: Smells Like Great Figure Skating! The only thing “In Bloom” when amateur figure skater Scott Williams... http://tumblr.com/xkq7ahw1p

    10:10:47 am on March 11, 2010 |

     

  • azizansari: www.BetterCallSaul.com

    03:52:03 am on March 11, 2010 |

     

  • azizansari: Photo: NEVER FORGET SPARTY THE SPARTAN. Watch: http://bit.ly/2omT1c paulscheer: http://tumblr.com/xkq79ueju

    11:59:14 pm on March 10, 2010 |

     

  • azizansari: LA: Tig & Friends on Sat. at Largo w/cast of Parks & Rec. Amy, @evilhag, Nick Offerman, & me! Go to www.largo-la.com for tix & info

    08:05:15 pm on March 9, 2010 |

     

  • azizansari: @95rozdrr83 NO WAY BRO. I recorded that video months ago but held it til now cause Bieber was holding one of my nephews captive in Canada.

    12:06:39 pm on March 9, 2010 |

     

  • azizansari: I'll be at THE BENSON INTERRUPTION at Largo w/@sarahksilverman, @dougbenson, @nottjmiller and more. Tonight at 9pm. www.largo-la.com

    02:40:00 am on March 9, 2010 |

     

  • azizansari: @theboydonewrong So scared I can't even spell straight man. #DontFuckWithTheBieb

    11:55:13 pm on March 8, 2010 |

     

  • azizansari: Swear I just saw 12 yr old with a doo rag & a blunt in his mouth messing w/my car. Brakes might get cut. #BiebersAfterMe

    11:53:40 pm on March 8, 2010 |

     

  • azizansari: Is this a threat?! If I get in a 'boating accident' in 15 days, y'all know what really happened... RT @justinbieber 15 more days...

    11:43:34 pm on March 8, 2010 |

     

  • azizansari: If you're on Digg, make sure you Digg the truth #BieberStoleFromRandy: http://bit.ly/a1cSSM

    09:34:13 pm on March 8, 2010 |

     

  • azizansari: New Video: Raaaaaaaandy Declares War on @justinbieber. Watch and RT please: http://bit.ly/diy6pp #BieberStoleFromRandy

    07:04:20 pm on March 8, 2010 |

     

  • azizansari: @ChickfilA Haha, of course! Thanks. Send me those pics so I can post!

    03:28:55 am on March 7, 2010 |

     

  • azizansari: "ask things! http://www.formspring.me/jwoliner" - Check out Jason Woliner’s Formspring. (via jasonwoliner) http://tumblr.com/xkq73qn0t

    05:23:21 am on March 6, 2010 |

     

  • azizansari: Back home for the weekend. Visiting Chick-fil-a and my family. In that order.

    03:29:37 am on March 6, 2010 |

     

  • azizansari: Watch this video with @BrettGelman and @PaulScheer: http://bit.ly/do3wA2

    12:16:51 pm on March 5, 2010 |

     

  • azizansari: December: Myself & @alanmyang meet @diplo & @skerritbwoy in Australia. March: Daggering is mentioned on Parks. Coincidence? NOPE.

    10:20:57 am on March 5, 2010 |

     

  • azizansari: New Parks & Rec tonight at 830/730c! Directed by @jwoliner. Tom invests in a nightclub, Ron F'n Swanson IS Ron F'n Swanson. Watch.

    06:44:30 pm on March 4, 2010 |

     

  • azizansari: Agreed. RT @ChelseaVPeretti AHAHAHAHA http://bit.ly/dlAHhx

    04:22:37 am on March 4, 2010 |

     

  • azizansari: @RealTalibKweli It's me Tom from Parks and Rec. WHERE ARE YOUR VERSES??!? Watch this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6kHINvHJPk

    04:18:19 am on March 4, 2010 |

     

  • azizansari: Do no be fooled by the high view numbers, I watched this 8 million times from different IP addresses: http://bit.ly/9qYX7L

    05:06:11 pm on March 2, 2010 |

     

  • azizansari: I was there! RT @danlevyshow: guy sitting next to me on a plane to chicago just said: "Oh You're a comedian? That's great I know Whoopie."

    11:04:02 pm on February 27, 2010 |

     

  • azizansari: Finally, get lost Olympics! RT @KenTremendous A week from tonight, #ParksandRec returns with my favorite episode of the year.

    07:23:51 am on February 26, 2010 |

     

  • azizansari: My special is reairing on Comedy Central tonight at 8PM. Watch it and your cable company might send you a fruit basket! (Not really)

    02:48:06 am on February 26, 2010 |

     

  • azizansari: Oh shit! Harris rocking a little Dave Matthews Band!! RT @harrisrules loves Ants Marching!

    01:34:52 am on February 26, 2010 |

     

  • azizansari: Anyone in LA with access to a rocket launcher I could shoot at a Brother 2170w Printer? I FUCKING HATE MINE AND WANT TO DESTROY IT.

    12:52:18 pm on February 25, 2010 |

     

  • azizansari: Whoa! @ConanOBrien is on Twitter.

    01:59:42 am on February 25, 2010 |

     

  • azizansari: Wow. @HarrisRules13 reveals himself to be a Bugle eating racist! #TeamDarwish all the way! Harr you owe Twitterville an apology asap.

    12:29:42 am on February 24, 2010 |

     

  • azizansari: @dargandhi123 He's not on Twitter! Your buddy Drake is though: @drakkardnoir

    08:30:49 pm on February 23, 2010 |

     

  • azizansari: @ludajuice Raaaaaaaandy (me) and Dave Sitek have called you out!! Watch: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6kHINvHJPk

    08:12:25 pm on February 23, 2010 |

     

  • azizansari: Listen to the first single from the Randy mixtape. Raaaaaaaandy and Dave SItek - Aaaaaaaangry: http://bit.ly/aaUCp6 RT PLS

    05:57:57 pm on February 23, 2010 |

     

  • azizansari: Some of you heard something of mine that leaked today. Just finished proper version (better lyrics, etc). It'll be out in a few hours...

    11:18:17 am on February 23, 2010 |

     

  • azizansari: Fuck nevermind. #TeamHarris. Another classic Harris tweet. RT @harrisrules13 snacking on my childhood favorite chips, BUGLES!

    12:32:10 am on February 23, 2010 |

     

  • azizansari: The cockiness of @harrisrules13 combined with his lack of tweets has led me to join #TeamDarwish. Follow @dargandhi123! RT if you care.

    11:06:31 pm on February 22, 2010 |

     

  • azizansari: BREAKING: FOOD CLUB (@azizansari, @ericwareheim, @jwoliner) has awarded its second plaque of 2010! More info: http://bit.ly/bsIuMa

    07:40:17 pm on February 22, 2010 |

     

  • azizansari: @dargandhi123 and @harrisrules13 follow @scharpling, he hooked up that signed Monk headshot! Show some respect.

    08:16:24 am on February 22, 2010 |

     

  • azizansari: Follow Darwish. RT @dargandhi123 so idk how this happened, but i ended up watching dear john this weekend... guess it had its moments.

    08:05:47 am on February 22, 2010 |

     

  • azizansari: You need to watch Drake's Sprite commercial NOW: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtJ6bXnoQxE

    11:27:14 pm on February 21, 2010 |

     

  • azizansari: Wow! Black Thought does an homage to my R. Kelly bit from Intimate Moments at a Roots show. RT @questlove http://bit.ly/c9gtB7

    07:54:58 pm on February 21, 2010 |

     

  • azizansari: RT @DougBenson: Canadians (especially those of you in or near Vancouver): Please look at this pic http://bit.ly/cIDil9 and RT #andrewkoe ...

    05:52:25 pm on February 21, 2010 |

     

  • azizansari: Photo: robhuebel: http://tumblr.com/xkq6nlhn2

    11:33:26 am on February 21, 2010 |

     

  • azizansari: Dar & Harr on Twitter is even better than I could have hoped. Read this, Harr talks shit about Dar's macaroni!! http://bit.ly/9DLa26

    03:56:45 am on February 19, 2010 |

     

  • azizansari: DARWISH DROPPING MACARONI KNOWLEDGE! RT @dargandhi123 We always make the velveeta then add perfect amnt salt, pepper, butter

    03:41:51 am on February 19, 2010 |

     

  • azizansari: HOLY SHIT! Twitter War. Harris throws down the gauntlet: RT @HarrisRules13 #TeamDarwish isn't in great shape... Harris >Darwish

    03:30:52 am on February 19, 2010 |

     
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