Aziz Ansari on Twitter
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Aziz Ansari (b. February 23, 1983 in Columbia, South Carolina) is an actor, writer, comedian and all around good guy, who grew up an hour south (Columbia, SC) of one of the Celebwitter founders (Charlotte, NC) and shares our love for Chik-Fil-A
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azizansari: @keenahdunk Luke's Lobster Rolls, Caracas, Shake Shack, Nicky's Vietnamese Sandwiches, NYC Icy
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azizansari: @andrewrutberg hahaha make it (insert fancy delicious chef driven restaurant) and you got me my man
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azizansari: big bang theory, gummy bears, and head. it must be tuesday night. lol #Predicting50CentTweets @50cent
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azizansari: might have to shoot these motherfuckers that keep eatin my peanut m&m's #Predicting50CentTweets @50cent
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azizansari: @grendel20 @omidjooon Apologies if you were kidding, but some ppl legit think I'm getting paid to tweet about music, etc. When not the case.
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azizansari: @Omidjooon Also I've never been paid to Tweet anything, so again, PLEASE UNFOLLOW ME.
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azizansari: @Omidjooon PLEASE unfollow me then. I'm an actor and a standup comedian, "Twitter jokes" are not my first love.
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azizansari: @c0stanza Gonna be announced in the next week or so, very excited!
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azizansari: Definitely recommend the Beach House iTunes Session EP --> http://bit.ly/bAOn4Q
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azizansari: Woops. #WhytheFuckDidIJustEatTwoMcGriddlesBeforetheFlight
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azizansari: At an airport early morning. #DontEataMcGriddleAzizYouWillRegretIt
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azizansari: NY I love you, but your food is making me too full... Go to Kajitsu everyone - highly recommended.
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azizansari: @MelyMonsterKid Cool. Please unfollow asap.
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azizansari: RT @50cent: Ok look this aint twitter no more this the hood. And if any of you motherfucker say somthing crazy ima shoot the shit outta you
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azizansari: Holy fuck. Monster. New @kanyewest featuring Jay Z, Ross, Bon Iver, and Nicki Minaj: http://www.kanyeuniversecity.com/blog/
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azizansari: WHAT!?! RT @kanyewest: Me and jay bout to drop a 5 song album called "Watch the Throne"
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azizansari: Very opposed to the Ground Zero Mosque - but only cause I think we need a Ground Zero Chick-fil-A first. #WeNeedChickfilainNYC
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azizansari: I'm not crazy enough to post Darwish's real number, I said its something LIKE that. His phone number now ends in WISH!
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azizansari: RT @oxfam Latest #Pakistan #floods figures: 17.2M ppl directly affected. Donate here: http://bit.ly/pkdonate
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azizansari: My cousin Darwish just told me his new number & all I'm saying is its something like 212-765-WISH. YEAH, WISH AS IN DARWISH.
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azizansari: RT @kanyewest: On set of the movie... this doe just refuses to sit still... I told the deer... "what would Bambi do?" & she looked at m ...
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azizansari: My very funny friend @kristenschaaled has a new book out - "The Sexy Book of Sexy Sex." Read excerpts and buy it! http://huff.to/9mMpH2
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azizansari: I'm headlining the Gator Growl at University of Florida, go here for tix/info --> http://gatorgrowl.org/
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azizansari: RT @douggpound: How come everyone is up in arms about that mosque but no one cares about Coke Ground Zero?
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azizansari: @Stella_Trunzo will try my best but don't know if I'll have time with the shooting! Harris is playing Halo and can't come unforch
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azizansari: @n1ckcianciolo Last time I checked, the Daily Show is a comedy show. Happy you have unfollowed.
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azizansari: Video: Wow. Please watch this. The Daily Show on Fox News on the Ground Zero Mosque. Amazing, hilarious, and... http://tumblr.com/xkqgncpi6
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azizansari: RT @toddbarry: Hi @FourSeasons. I tour a lot, yet never stayed w/you. Plz comp a room. I once ate empanadas w/ @azizansari #freestufffortodd
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azizansari: RT @scharpling: I wrote and directed a new video by @TedLeo! It stars @PFTompkins, @JulieKlausner and @Hodgman! http://FunnyOrDie.com/m/ ...
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azizansari: Yes for our Sharables, we'll have the chicken drummies and the tuna pops. http://twitpic.com/2hhw96
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azizansari: @rachaelrecker nah I'm not
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azizansari: @cbenioff What @JoeMande wrote is not hateful, its hilarious. You can unfollow if you want. Thanks.
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azizansari: RT @JoeMande: Your hateful, dishonest network? RT @foxandfriends: 1 in 5 Americans think Obama is a Muslim. What accounts for this bizar ...
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azizansari: @shutterdrunk Glaser is a good friend. Show is great!!!
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azizansari: RT @JoeMande: I wish Chris & Snoop could show you the abandoned buildings. RT @glennbeck: Just approaching fort mchenry tunnel. I love B ...
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azizansari: Delocated Season 2 premieres Sunday at 10pm on Adult Swim. Its one of the funniest shows on TV. Watch it!!!!!
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azizansari: Behind the Scenes on 30 Minutes or Less (movie I'm shooting with Jesse Eisenberg, Danny McBride in Michigan): http://bit.ly/c98qb7
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azizansari: Photo: Incredible screencap from a deleted scene from last week’s Mad Men! http://tumblr.com/xkqg9bh3e
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azizansari: Incredible screencap from a deleted scene from Mad Men! http://twitpic.com/2gj1i3
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azizansari: @Number1Comic improv
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azizansari: Cleveland people under 21: there are a small number of 18+ tickets for the 1015 show on Sat. You need to call 216-696-4677 for info.
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azizansari: @JTMKoenig Was able to get a limited number of 18+ tickets available for the 1015 show. You need to call 216-696-4677 for info.
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azizansari: Wow. Interesting still from next week's Mad Men: http://bit.ly/d9b9gO
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azizansari: @MoreAndAgain Please be careful. That looks like a scalper site. The tickets sold out a while ago.
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azizansari: Video: Wild Nothing - Live in Dreams This album has been in heavy rotation per recommendation of my brother... http://tumblr.com/xkqg1qesw


