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http://twitter.com/azizansari

Aziz Ansari (b. February 23, 1983 in Columbia, South Carolina) is an actor, writer, comedian and all around good guy, who grew up an hour south (Columbia, SC) of one of the Celebwitter founders (Charlotte, NC) and shares our love for Chik-Fil-A

• azizansari: Remember that Super Bowl halftime show a few years ago when Nelly whipped his dick out? That was crazy.

  02:01:54 am on February 6, 2012 |
   

• azizansari: Wow. This has been the most delicious Super Bowl EVER. #ClearEyesFullTummiesCantLose

  02:00:42 am on February 6, 2012 |
   

• azizansari: "If the jets didn't cut him that touchdown would have never happened." #SuggestingThingstoSaytoPeopleWhoKnowNothingAboutFootball

  01:55:04 am on February 6, 2012 |
   

• azizansari: Is Pitbull performing at the half time show of the Puppy Bowl? #ImReallySorryButIHadTo

  08:06:52 pm on February 5, 2012 |
   

• azizansari: Animal Planet??? I thought I was going to be doing commentary during the game this year!!?? Please 2013. Let's not drop the ball.

  08:05:29 pm on February 5, 2012 |
   

• azizansari: Show love to my man @hannibalburess. It's his bday. Dude is recovering from a small car accident. Not ideal. #LadiesTweetHimSomeTitties

  01:59:28 am on February 5, 2012 |
   

• azizansari: Does everyone realize 2Chainz sounds exactly like @hannibalburess???!!

  07:05:00 am on February 4, 2012 |
   

• azizansari: @DonaldGlover What about 'Crayola'? You down wit 'Woo Goo'?

  01:58:26 am on February 4, 2012 |
   

• azizansari: @KatSaysKill Presale tickets sold out. Regular tickets still available on livenation link I tweeted

  08:35:01 pm on February 3, 2012 |
   

• azizansari: I CAN"T BELIEVE THE KOMEN FOUND--- huh? What's that? Oh ok. That's good. Nevermind y'all.

  07:41:16 pm on February 3, 2012 |
   

• azizansari: @KristineCecilia Tickets onsale still on the livenation link I just tweeted

  05:33:33 pm on February 3, 2012 |
   

• azizansari: @cubarican87 The no fee ones are gone. But regular ones still avail on the livenation link I just tweeted.

  05:31:51 pm on February 3, 2012 |
   

• azizansari: Miami. Sorry those no fee tickets are now gone. Regular tickets still avail here: http://t.co/GbyXpQZF

  05:27:23 pm on February 3, 2012 |
   

• azizansari: @abellwillring Tickets go on sale 2/23. I was confused by the badge thing as well. Will try to secure no fee tickets for them.

  05:15:09 pm on February 3, 2012 |
   

• azizansari: Sorry. MIAMI: Tickets. No fees: http://t.co/qyvOEdwI (Password: grandpa) Ltd number so act fast.

  05:14:16 pm on February 3, 2012 |
   

• azizansari: MIAMI: Im doing a show on 3/3 somewhere in Miami. Ltd # of tickets with NO SHITTY FEES on sale at 10am here: http://t.co/6kugaNZ6

  05:15:46 am on February 3, 2012 |
   

• azizansari: One of the funniest shows - DELOCATED - is back tonight at midnight on Adult Swim. Watch!! Here's a preview: http://t.co/l88aRMPa

  09:04:29 pm on February 2, 2012 |
   

• azizansari: Watch this new Tom Haverford compilation of "Tommy Talk": http://t.co/NWk0QToD (Also new Parks ep tonight at 830/730c on NBC)

  07:37:01 pm on February 2, 2012 |
   

• azizansari: @EricHoffmaster I dunno just buy my single tickets on 2/23 or google around for info sir

  11:18:16 pm on February 1, 2012 |
   

• azizansari: I'll be at @moontowercomedy Festival in Austin. Badges for the fest avail here: http://t.co/Ep5qpEti (Tickets for just my show on sale 2/23)

  08:55:04 pm on February 1, 2012 |
   

• azizansari: No checkin luggage. Only carryons. No liquids over 3.5 oz. SlipOns. Boarding pass on my phone. #WhatchuKnowBoutMyExpertTravelaSwag

  07:49:47 am on February 1, 2012 |
   

• azizansari: Agreed. Capn's choice. “@ericwareheim: Have you seen this: http://t.co/Zt31TpmG MY fav Farley sketch. Amazing SFX and chef cutaway.”

  10:25:01 pm on January 30, 2012 |
   

• azizansari: @CHETHAZE What tracks you go with on that list

  09:02:09 pm on January 30, 2012 |
   

• azizansari: RT @DamonLindelof: "Hey, The Rock...will you please be in Journey 2?" "Do I get to ride a bee?" "Yes." "In."

  09:42:29 pm on January 29, 2012 |
   

• azizansari: RT @HarrisRules13: @Chobani I usually get this supply to last me a week, but it never lasts. You can never have too much Chobani http:// ...

  08:54:20 pm on January 29, 2012 |
   

• azizansari: RT @kristenschaaled: I'm proud of my beard! RT @morgan_murphy Before & AFTRA: @mulaney @nickkroll @morgan_murphy @azizansari http://t.co ...

  06:44:40 pm on January 29, 2012 |
   

• azizansari: @toddbarry @jwoliner Yeah alls well. He fell asleep while eating a package of Ben & Jerry's and it melted on his belly & broke his phone.

  06:43:28 pm on January 29, 2012 |
   

• azizansari: Lil cousin Harris trying to get free Chobani yogurts through Twitter. Follow him at @HarrisRules13 for updates. #GetHarrisFreeChobani

  02:57:48 am on January 29, 2012 |
   

• azizansari: RT @HarrisRules13: Can I really get free stuff through twitter? Cause I'd really like some free Chobani Strawberry Greek Yogurt. It's th ...

  02:56:50 am on January 29, 2012 |
   

• azizansari: I took the Tim & Eric Billion Dollar Movie Pledge, because I love @timheidecker & @ericwareheim: http://t.co/jg2ywJk9

  12:25:36 am on January 29, 2012 |
   

• azizansari: "Ooooh Taco Bell breakfast menu" (in a hushed whisper) - @jwoliner during our "Writers Meeting" #WolioBeggingMeNotToTweetThis

  11:55:31 pm on January 28, 2012 |
   

• azizansari: If you haven't yet, definitely check out the truly amazing Todd Glass episode of Marc Maron's @WTFpod. Do it: http://t.co/N3YrAWcG

  11:40:30 pm on January 28, 2012 |
   

• azizansari: DO IT FOLKS! “@mulaney: My Comedy Central Special "NEW IN TOWN" premiers TONIGHT at 10/9c. I hope you watch it. Love, John Mulaney.”

  08:08:48 pm on January 28, 2012 |
   

• azizansari: Follow Friday: Welcome @nickswardson to Twitter-ville y'all!!!!!

  04:12:05 am on January 28, 2012 |
   

• azizansari: #HurtFingies #YoullUnderstandinaFewHoursWestCoast

  03:10:18 am on January 27, 2012 |
   

• azizansari: RT @ChelseaVPeretti: Dusk in studio city...absolutely gorgeous http://t.co/KmCHtajn

  02:49:41 am on January 27, 2012 |
   

• azizansari: Tonight's Parks and Rec is new at 830/730c on NBC. Ron Swanson and Tom Haverford go bowling. Watch!

  12:29:07 am on January 27, 2012 |
   

• azizansari: Someone near the Parks set is BLASTING Missy Elliott's "Get Ur Freak On." I don't know what's going on. But I approve. #HOLLAAAAAAA

  12:14:01 am on January 27, 2012 |
   

• azizansari: Cause of some promo thing where Lakers won, announcer dude just went "Everyone gets free tacos!" #Best4WordstoHearYelledLoudly

  07:24:35 am on January 26, 2012 |
   

• azizansari: @JLaesch hahaha true!

  07:07:14 am on January 26, 2012 |
   

• azizansari: @Tanya10312000 Family Matters

  07:03:04 am on January 26, 2012 |
   

• azizansari: Like how the DJ at Lakers games drops "Move Bitch" by Luda after blocks are called.

  07:01:33 am on January 26, 2012 |
   

• azizansari: Remember when 90s sitcoms used to do that one episode where one character was really fucking awesome at basketball? #lebringdatback

  07:00:42 am on January 26, 2012 |
   

• azizansari: OH FUCK! Think I'm allergic to peaches. When I eat one, my throat gets itchy. #ThisSucks #ILikePeaches #MayJustPutUpWitDaItchyThroat

  08:24:29 pm on January 24, 2012 |
   

• azizansari: @KissMySthrnSass I plan on doing Athens

  08:22:42 pm on January 24, 2012 |
   

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