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Alan Carr (b. 14 June 1976 in Weymouth, Dorset, UK) is an award-winning British comedian, radio jockey and television star known for his television show, Alan Carr's Celebrity Ding Dong, as co-presenter of The Sunday Night Project and his many guest appearances on British television.

  • AlanCarr: @loverlylady77 sending my love to Texas!! x

    07:05:20 am on May 3, 2012 |

     
  • AlanCarr: For those asking - it was a 'healthy' kebab - no pitta but delicious 'meat' and veg - hmm!! (CSI Kebab)

    12:38:45 am on May 3, 2012 |

     
  • AlanCarr: @davidwalliams and @Amanda_Holden were amazing as always!! plus i got to duet with Beth Ditto on "islands in the stream" - woo hoo!!

    12:30:28 am on May 3, 2012 |

     
  • AlanCarr: Just got back from filming @chattyman (well, had a kebab on way home) wonderful audience and wonderful guests xxx

    12:27:35 am on May 3, 2012 |

     
  • AlanCarr: They've found a murder weapon

    04:39:34 pm on May 2, 2012 |

     
  • AlanCarr: I dont trust that woman one bit

    04:33:08 pm on May 2, 2012 |

     
  • AlanCarr: Rosemary and Thyme are in France -bon.

    04:02:47 pm on May 2, 2012 |

     
  • AlanCarr: Rosemary and Thyme - get in!

    03:57:08 pm on May 2, 2012 |

     
  • AlanCarr: @JakeCallaghan2 Bev would run in the other direction - she's a coward (like her owner)

    07:01:21 pm on April 30, 2012 |

     
  • AlanCarr: RT @Blissy79: @AlanCarr Maybe he'd never seen someone with bigger teeth than him?

    07:00:17 pm on April 30, 2012 |

     
  • AlanCarr: RT @mcguin1977: @AlanCarr Rattitude

    07:00:12 pm on April 30, 2012 |

     
  • AlanCarr: I banged on the window and the rat just gave me evils #Londonratshaveabadattitude

    06:56:13 pm on April 30, 2012 |

     
  • AlanCarr: There's a rat in me bird table what amma gonna do, there's a rat in me bird table what amma gonna do

    10:33:50 am on April 30, 2012 |

     
  • AlanCarr: what????? gutted!! @carolvorders

    10:27:22 am on April 30, 2012 |

     
  • AlanCarr: RT @therealgokwan: @AlanCarr you and I are entering The Voice next year! Doublest ever act, innit! Get an application form! #thevoice

    10:14:34 pm on April 28, 2012 |

     
  • AlanCarr: @chattyman ready and waiting Sam xx

    11:02:01 pm on April 27, 2012 |

     
  • AlanCarr: @alex_france1 how cute!!! Love it xx

    10:49:01 pm on April 27, 2012 |

     
  • AlanCarr: RT @chattyman: Tonight's special treat - @AlanCarr will be right here on the @chattyman account after the show to chat with you all! :) ...

    10:28:33 pm on April 27, 2012 |

     
  • AlanCarr: All yoga fans get your yoga mats down to @shantisundays in soho on Sunday @triyogauk its donation only and all cash goes to @yogastoptraffic

    11:52:31 am on April 27, 2012 |

     
  • AlanCarr: @se9hunk say hello to David for me x

    09:27:13 am on April 27, 2012 |

     
  • AlanCarr: I cannot reveal the name of the lady i snogged - she's put a superinjunction out on me

    06:11:01 pm on April 26, 2012 |

     
  • AlanCarr: RT @Ciara_O_S: @grover37 “@paulwellerHQ: Weller will be joining @AlanCarr, performing 'The Attic' live. Tune into Channel 4 from 10pm on ...

    06:09:29 pm on April 26, 2012 |

     
  • AlanCarr: Yes i'm in New Zealand - i got a job as a body double for The Hobbit

    10:17:07 am on April 26, 2012 |

     
  • AlanCarr: @F_Nicholson its playing havoc with my mincers leg x

    10:15:01 am on April 26, 2012 |

     
  • AlanCarr: Hello New Zealand!!!!

    10:14:06 am on April 26, 2012 |

     
  • AlanCarr: RT @debbieksutton: @AlanCarr Hooray, just saw an ad for Chatty man - it has made to NZ!!

    10:13:49 am on April 26, 2012 |

     
  • AlanCarr: @Thewellster yes and he was amazing - Paul Weller's a ledge xx

    10:55:11 pm on April 25, 2012 |

     
  • AlanCarr: @OB2K the audience were particularly dirty tonight - loved it x

    10:17:23 pm on April 25, 2012 |

     
  • AlanCarr: @simonmayhew1 you are more than welcome Simon xxx

    10:15:26 pm on April 25, 2012 |

     
  • AlanCarr: @MollieTheSats thanks for coming on - you girls were great (as always) xxxx

    10:14:34 pm on April 25, 2012 |

     
  • AlanCarr: @hannahclay When you look at that sausage always think of me ;)

    10:12:24 pm on April 25, 2012 |

     
  • AlanCarr: Since that heat photo-shoot my dogs have turned into right divas - i have to take the chunks out their butchers tripe

    10:33:42 pm on April 24, 2012 |

     
  • AlanCarr: @StephM_84 You deserve it love you Spexy Beast you!!

    10:29:43 pm on April 24, 2012 |

     
  • AlanCarr: @hhheatherrrc i definitely have a cock x

    10:28:44 pm on April 24, 2012 |

     
  • AlanCarr: @EvenChattierMan and i'll twat them with my bumbag ha ha

    07:40:43 pm on April 24, 2012 |

     
  • AlanCarr: I was hoping for "Torso of the Week'

    07:35:53 pm on April 24, 2012 |

     
  • AlanCarr: @JaneyGodley @ashleystorrie thanks guys - much appreciated xx

    07:35:17 pm on April 24, 2012 |

     
  • AlanCarr: You know you've made it when you're the 'celebrity' face in the middle of a crossword in Take A Break - BAFTA nom and now this - woohoo!

    07:09:16 pm on April 24, 2012 |

     
  • AlanCarr: RT @amalum: @AlanCarr You are the answer in the £100 Starscope competition in the current issue of Take a Break!

    07:08:05 pm on April 24, 2012 |

     
  • AlanCarr: Just read heat and seen the AMAZING photo of me and my dog - she was a natural!

    07:07:55 pm on April 24, 2012 |

     
  • AlanCarr: @AmyBrookbanks @Womanmagazine print the rude version I dare ya!! Ha ha! Lovely speaking to you x

    02:08:59 pm on April 24, 2012 |

     
  • AlanCarr: @MikeyUnderwood thank you Michael xx love to @angellicabell xxx

    02:05:56 pm on April 24, 2012 |

     
  • AlanCarr: RT @victoria3006: @chattyman @AlanCarr congrats on BAFTA nom and guess what 3 more sleeps till great comedy show is back! X

    10:31:00 am on April 24, 2012 |

     
  • AlanCarr: @EmzyBooth Bev loves popping her paws on my shoulder - people think we're having a slow dance. Wouldn't want her any other way though x

    10:30:32 am on April 24, 2012 |

     
  • AlanCarr: RT @cheyavy: @AlanCarr @antanddec @ColeenRoo CAN YOU PLS RETWEET, http://t.co/Pj9iYEr2 CLAIRE SADLY PASSED AWAY YESTERDAY DOING THE MARA ...

    04:31:48 pm on April 23, 2012 |

     
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