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Alan Carr (b. 14 June 1976 in Weymouth, Dorset, UK) is an award-winning British comedian, radio jockey and television star known for his television show, Alan Carr's Celebrity Ding Dong, as co-presenter of The Sunday Night Project and his many guest appearances on British television.
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AlanCarr: @loverlylady77 sending my love to Texas!! x
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AlanCarr: For those asking - it was a 'healthy' kebab - no pitta but delicious 'meat' and veg - hmm!! (CSI Kebab)
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AlanCarr: @davidwalliams and @Amanda_Holden were amazing as always!! plus i got to duet with Beth Ditto on "islands in the stream" - woo hoo!!
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AlanCarr: Just got back from filming @chattyman (well, had a kebab on way home) wonderful audience and wonderful guests xxx
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AlanCarr: They've found a murder weapon
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AlanCarr: I dont trust that woman one bit
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AlanCarr: Rosemary and Thyme are in France -bon.
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AlanCarr: Rosemary and Thyme - get in!
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AlanCarr: @JakeCallaghan2 Bev would run in the other direction - she's a coward (like her owner)
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AlanCarr: RT @Blissy79: @AlanCarr Maybe he'd never seen someone with bigger teeth than him?
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AlanCarr: RT @mcguin1977: @AlanCarr Rattitude
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AlanCarr: I banged on the window and the rat just gave me evils #Londonratshaveabadattitude
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AlanCarr: There's a rat in me bird table what amma gonna do, there's a rat in me bird table what amma gonna do
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AlanCarr: what????? gutted!! @carolvorders
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AlanCarr: RT @therealgokwan: @AlanCarr you and I are entering The Voice next year! Doublest ever act, innit! Get an application form! #thevoice
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AlanCarr: @chattyman ready and waiting Sam xx
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AlanCarr: @alex_france1 how cute!!! Love it xx
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AlanCarr: RT @chattyman: Tonight's special treat - @AlanCarr will be right here on the @chattyman account after the show to chat with you all! :) ...
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AlanCarr: All yoga fans get your yoga mats down to @shantisundays in soho on Sunday @triyogauk its donation only and all cash goes to @yogastoptraffic
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AlanCarr: @se9hunk say hello to David for me x
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AlanCarr: I cannot reveal the name of the lady i snogged - she's put a superinjunction out on me
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AlanCarr: RT @Ciara_O_S: @grover37 “@paulwellerHQ: Weller will be joining @AlanCarr, performing 'The Attic' live. Tune into Channel 4 from 10pm on ...
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AlanCarr: Yes i'm in New Zealand - i got a job as a body double for The Hobbit
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AlanCarr: @F_Nicholson its playing havoc with my mincers leg x
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AlanCarr: Hello New Zealand!!!!
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AlanCarr: RT @debbieksutton: @AlanCarr Hooray, just saw an ad for Chatty man - it has made to NZ!!
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AlanCarr: @Thewellster yes and he was amazing - Paul Weller's a ledge xx
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AlanCarr: @OB2K the audience were particularly dirty tonight - loved it x
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AlanCarr: @simonmayhew1 you are more than welcome Simon xxx
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AlanCarr: @MollieTheSats thanks for coming on - you girls were great (as always) xxxx
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AlanCarr: @hannahclay When you look at that sausage always think of me ;)
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AlanCarr: Since that heat photo-shoot my dogs have turned into right divas - i have to take the chunks out their butchers tripe
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AlanCarr: @StephM_84 You deserve it love you Spexy Beast you!!
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AlanCarr: @hhheatherrrc i definitely have a cock x
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AlanCarr: @EvenChattierMan and i'll twat them with my bumbag ha ha
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AlanCarr: I was hoping for "Torso of the Week'
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AlanCarr: @JaneyGodley @ashleystorrie thanks guys - much appreciated xx
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AlanCarr: You know you've made it when you're the 'celebrity' face in the middle of a crossword in Take A Break - BAFTA nom and now this - woohoo!
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AlanCarr: RT @amalum: @AlanCarr You are the answer in the £100 Starscope competition in the current issue of Take a Break!
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AlanCarr: Just read heat and seen the AMAZING photo of me and my dog - she was a natural!
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AlanCarr: @AmyBrookbanks @Womanmagazine print the rude version I dare ya!! Ha ha! Lovely speaking to you x
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AlanCarr: @MikeyUnderwood thank you Michael xx love to @angellicabell xxx
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AlanCarr: RT @victoria3006: @chattyman @AlanCarr congrats on BAFTA nom and guess what 3 more sleeps till great comedy show is back! X
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AlanCarr: @EmzyBooth Bev loves popping her paws on my shoulder - people think we're having a slow dance. Wouldn't want her any other way though x
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AlanCarr: RT @cheyavy: @AlanCarr @antanddec @ColeenRoo CAN YOU PLS RETWEET, http://t.co/Pj9iYEr2 CLAIRE SADLY PASSED AWAY YESTERDAY DOING THE MARA ...



