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Alan Carr (b. 14 June 1976 in Weymouth, Dorset, UK) is an award-winning British comedian, radio jockey and television star known for his television show, Alan Carr's Celebrity Ding Dong, as co-presenter of The Sunday Night Project and his many guest appearances on British television.
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AlanCarr: RT @KATIE4992: NEVER try to paint your nails whilst watching @AlanCarr spexy beast!! The laughing is too uncontrollable!!
11:37:04 pm on January 23, 2012 |
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AlanCarr: Can i just confirm that i am NOT one of the ugly sisters in the Go Compare advert!! i auditioned but didnt get the part. #swizz
12:11:29 pm on January 23, 2012 |
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AlanCarr: RT @the_leesmith: @AlanCarr #ingrahamcarrwetrust #NUFC
01:04:13 am on January 23, 2012 |
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AlanCarr: I will be sober as a judge at the NTAs on wednesday - thank u very much. But if i win im going to get BLADDERED - so will probably be sober
01:02:43 am on January 23, 2012 |
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AlanCarr: RT @ChrisGray82: @AlanCarr good luck with award on Wednesday are you going to be mouthy like the comedy awards or worse lol
01:01:38 am on January 23, 2012 |
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AlanCarr: @chattyman thanks Sam - i know you watch my every twitter move - now get to bed!!!!xxx
12:54:29 am on January 23, 2012 |
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AlanCarr: Did anyone else see the smile on Rosemary Conleys face when that dancer on 'dancing on ice' stuck his hand up her skirt by mistake - filth!!
12:53:39 am on January 23, 2012 |
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AlanCarr: @Shaunybaby85 @snugglebenson don't drag me into this!!! Ha ha
12:51:41 am on January 23, 2012 |
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AlanCarr: @chattyman is back on in April sometime - will keep you posted x
12:49:54 am on January 23, 2012 |
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AlanCarr: @Mollie1May congratulations you are officially a little bastard!! Woo hoo!!
12:48:49 am on January 23, 2012 |
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AlanCarr: RT @xXxElixBx: @AlanCarr Please RT to help find my missing brother in law mike...we love and miss him so much! Thank you x http://t.co/g ...
12:47:51 am on January 23, 2012 |
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AlanCarr: @CHRISDJMOYLES you still bored? I am but not as bored as yesterday night or the night before that to be honest with you. God im bored!
12:47:22 am on January 23, 2012 |
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AlanCarr: @amiraachmalx hello amira!! xxxxx
11:16:56 pm on January 21, 2012 |
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AlanCarr: RT @Jenx618: @alancarr girly night in watching spexy beast!! Please retweet this for my gorgeous girlies @Stephaniie_xox @victoriaxpx @s ...
11:14:56 pm on January 21, 2012 |
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AlanCarr: I can see February in the distance waving a box of wine and a funnel
11:14:39 pm on January 21, 2012 |
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AlanCarr: @ItsMeMark2590 I've always got time to tweet my Little Bastards xx
11:13:53 pm on January 21, 2012 |
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AlanCarr: @glitterypips i actually am!! Hit me with the list xx
11:12:37 pm on January 21, 2012 |
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AlanCarr: @Johnny_Clements i loved the answer that woman gave in the quiz "whats the most daring thing Alan's done?' Melanie Sykes!!
11:12:00 pm on January 21, 2012 |
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AlanCarr: @andybullyuk a whiskey with a benylin chaser?
11:07:36 pm on January 21, 2012 |
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AlanCarr: I can't wait for @MsMelanieSykes to turn up naked at the NTA's just wearing a tabard
11:05:16 pm on January 21, 2012 |
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AlanCarr: @Mr_Nerd_Do_Well it wasn't a joke - people seriously thought Jan was a woman!! Its not my fault ha ha
11:04:07 pm on January 21, 2012 |
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AlanCarr: "No drink Jan" refers to January not a teetotaller called Janice.
11:01:21 pm on January 21, 2012 |
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AlanCarr: @aliscott18 your saturday night sounds more exciting than mine!!! xxx
10:59:31 pm on January 21, 2012 |
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AlanCarr: RT @aliscott18: Hair masque and tache remover cream on whilst watching @AlanCarr DVDs back to back #glamourouslife #whatasaturdaynight
10:58:43 pm on January 21, 2012 |
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AlanCarr: BORED.BORED.BORED.BORED. No drinking Jan is killing me
10:58:28 pm on January 21, 2012 |
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AlanCarr: Shit - my dogs just chewed through my hat and turned it into a balaclava
04:14:55 pm on January 21, 2012 |
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AlanCarr: @MsMelanieSykes looking forward to seeing you later love xxxx
04:12:44 pm on January 21, 2012 |
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AlanCarr: @mrbirch86 Happy Birthday Janet!! xxx
07:13:36 pm on January 20, 2012 |
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AlanCarr: Really sad news about Etta James - what a life, what a voice, what a woman RIP Etta
07:13:12 pm on January 20, 2012 |
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AlanCarr: @mrbirch86 hope you haven't nicked it from the set of chattyman!! xx
07:10:16 pm on January 20, 2012 |
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AlanCarr: RT @TeamTarn2012: @AlanCarr Hi Alan! We'd love a RT as we are cycling from John O'Groats to Barnsley raising money for @WPCancerCharity ...
12:57:23 pm on January 20, 2012 |
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AlanCarr: @Mattchew80 thanks for the twitpic - put me right off my fried eggs!! Ha ha x
03:56:10 pm on January 19, 2012 |
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AlanCarr: RT @Laura_Slawson: @AlanCarr oh Alan please RT I've just had a lasagne. I named it Alan.
08:36:54 pm on January 17, 2012 |
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AlanCarr: RT @mikaytay: @AlanCarr Alan please RT me, I didn't name my hamster after you as I don't have one, but next time one of my kids get nits ...
08:23:54 pm on January 17, 2012 |
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AlanCarr: @claire35uk thanks Claire - much appreciated my darling xxx
08:19:31 pm on January 17, 2012 |
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AlanCarr: You betcha!!!RT @EmeryRory: @AlanCarr vote chatty man for Ntas!
08:18:30 pm on January 17, 2012 |
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AlanCarr: Respect to the hamsterRT @kayybbz: @AlanCarr oh alan please rt! i named my hamster after you! your my fave comedian babes x
08:17:24 pm on January 17, 2012 |
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AlanCarr: @ForemanMichelle what kind of a moron wouldn't put petrol in it? Xx
08:15:43 pm on January 17, 2012 |
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AlanCarr: Me and @officialadele auditioning for Downton Abbey!! http://t.co/keWpUSds
06:57:52 pm on January 17, 2012 |
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AlanCarr: RT @chattyman: One week left to vote for #chattyman at the @OfficialNTAs > http://t.co/3le6ruku You know you want to! Sam x
06:30:28 pm on January 17, 2012 |
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AlanCarr: @AlanCarrsMissus oops! The missus ain't happy
11:05:56 pm on January 16, 2012 |
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AlanCarr: Yep you guessed it - an S & M dungeon.
11:05:02 pm on January 16, 2012 |
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AlanCarr: Right guess where I went on holiday http://t.co/XkIAzcUE
11:02:37 pm on January 16, 2012 |
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AlanCarr: Let's play a game - I'll give you a twitpic clue and see if you can guess
10:57:10 pm on January 16, 2012 |
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AlanCarr: Totally chilled holiday - no phone, no Internet no news. I come home and find out Anthony Worrell Thompsons been nicking!!! WTF!!!
10:52:00 pm on January 16, 2012 |
