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Alan Carr (b. 14 June 1976 in Weymouth, Dorset, UK) is an award-winning British comedian, radio jockey and television star known for his television show, Alan Carr's Celebrity Ding Dong, as co-presenter of The Sunday Night Project and his many guest appearances on British television.

  • AlanCarr: @OllyMurs_1Fans happy now? Have a lovely weekend xxxx

    12:50:16 pm on May 5, 2012 |

     
  • AlanCarr: @nixter15 don't. I still feel bad about that haha

    12:48:29 pm on May 5, 2012 |

     
  • AlanCarr: @sheilasturgeon I bet the Express Lift Tower is looking mighty fine in the Northampton sunshine xx

    09:42:58 am on May 5, 2012 |

     
  • AlanCarr: Woop woop!!RT @HEART_NZ: @AlanCarr Your shows on in NZ in a hour!! #Excite

    09:41:07 am on May 5, 2012 |

     
  • AlanCarr: @MaxxDavenport it's going wonderful thanks. And you? X

    09:40:06 am on May 5, 2012 |

     
  • AlanCarr: Morning all!!!

    09:32:14 am on May 5, 2012 |

     
  • AlanCarr: @justinemoore91 tell you dad to keep up the good work. I love grensons x

    09:24:07 am on May 5, 2012 |

     
  • AlanCarr: @CHRISDJMOYLES you are smooth!!! Loving the cheekbones #deadjealous xxx

    01:02:12 am on May 5, 2012 |

     
  • AlanCarr: RT @lexehlex: @AlanCarr Please say you're touring again soon! I need to see you live, Spexy beast, tooth fairy = epic. Funniest stuff iv ...

    12:58:30 am on May 5, 2012 |

     
  • AlanCarr: Sorry @CHRISDJMOYLES the missus @AlanCarrsMissus is not happy!!!

    12:51:04 am on May 5, 2012 |

     
  • AlanCarr: RT @AlanCarrsMissus: @AlanCarr Ahem... yourself, sweetie? Isn't about time you acknowledged all the help I give you? #downtroddenwife xxxx

    12:49:48 am on May 5, 2012 |

     
  • AlanCarr: @CHRISDJMOYLES I would shag Andy if she's not interested ha ha x

    12:47:44 am on May 5, 2012 |

     
  • AlanCarr: He's nice on 'love machine' x

    12:46:21 am on May 5, 2012 |

     
  • AlanCarr: My shoes tonight were from 'grensons' I bought them myself cynical bitches before you start 'hes going to get them free....,,,,,' zzzzzz

    12:45:31 am on May 5, 2012 |

     
  • AlanCarr: Am watching @CHRISDJMOYLES love machine!! The contestants are well fitter than blind date #justsayin'

    12:41:41 am on May 5, 2012 |

     
  • AlanCarr: @shaunysaurus I will - I'm having Sunday lunch with him. Xx

    12:17:11 am on May 5, 2012 |

     
  • AlanCarr: @FBThorn I remember that night. They were on a stag do - not my usual crowd xxx

    12:13:32 am on May 5, 2012 |

     
  • AlanCarr: @THESPROCKSTAR glad you're loving 'Spexy Beast' xxxxx

    12:07:23 am on May 5, 2012 |

     
  • AlanCarr: RT @rebeccabillybob: @AlanCarr how gorgeous and amazing was Levi the dog, adorableness :)

    12:04:47 am on May 5, 2012 |

     
  • AlanCarr: @cerys_sanders love you too xx

    11:59:33 pm on May 4, 2012 |

     
  • AlanCarr: @Amanda_Holden you looked amazing - I will NOT say no to crack!! Love al xxxx

    11:34:42 pm on May 4, 2012 |

     
  • AlanCarr: thanks love xxxxx @lizziecundy

    11:33:39 pm on May 4, 2012 |

     
  • AlanCarr: @ollyofficial I want to see this impression!!! Xx

    11:07:51 pm on May 4, 2012 |

     
  • AlanCarr: @therealgokwan @carolvorders I swear you two should have your own sitcom - I'd watch.

    10:00:05 pm on May 4, 2012 |

     
  • AlanCarr: RT @AlanaGreer: Must stay awake for @AlanCarr... Must stay awake for @AlanCarr... Must stay awake for @AlanCarr... #youcandothis

    09:37:01 pm on May 4, 2012 |

     
  • AlanCarr: @jasonholman wake up!!!!! Don't fall asleep its a good one!!! X

    09:35:23 pm on May 4, 2012 |

     
  • AlanCarr: RT @Munkieface1: Looking forward to @chattyman @AlanCarr and 8 our of 10 cats @jimmycarr tonight! It's all about the fun and giggles wit ...

    09:33:26 pm on May 4, 2012 |

     
  • AlanCarr: @JaneyGodley i would be bricking it xxx

    10:54:43 am on May 4, 2012 |

     
  • AlanCarr: @JaneyGodley how AMAZING is that!!!! Woo hoo!! xx

    10:52:19 am on May 4, 2012 |

     
  • AlanCarr: @MsMelanieSykes lets have a bit of scran soon. I miss you xx

    12:26:08 pm on May 3, 2012 |

     
  • AlanCarr: RT @ashlai_89: @AlanCarr I'm fundraising for Cancer Research UK for my dad & I'd love your support! Txt CRAJ89 £1 to 70070. RT? http ...

    11:29:29 am on May 3, 2012 |

     
  • AlanCarr: RT @Xmusic4lifeX: Me and @AlanCarr both have nets. COME AT ME BRAH!

    07:51:58 am on May 3, 2012 |

     
  • AlanCarr: Right - thats enough filth you lot. Off to take dogs for a walk - i'm going to counter balance my greasy kebab with a fruit corner

    07:51:14 am on May 3, 2012 |

     
  • AlanCarr: @Viktrina i know - im exhausted already!! I need to go back to bed xx

    07:49:56 am on May 3, 2012 |

     
  • AlanCarr: Nets aren't the only thing thats dirty round my house ha ha (think i need a cold shower!!)

    07:48:26 am on May 3, 2012 |

     
  • AlanCarr: And a festoon blind in my sex dungeon - theres nothing worse than having nosey neighbours watching you being whipped in a harness

    07:43:09 am on May 3, 2012 |

     
  • AlanCarr: @BeingBoycie my nets are for my eyes only!!

    07:34:22 am on May 3, 2012 |

     
  • AlanCarr: Its not all nets - i have a venetian blind in my downstairs toilet #justsayin'

    07:33:08 am on May 3, 2012 |

     
  • AlanCarr: @crsmskll theres nothing worse than dirty nets - wheres Kim and Aggy when you need them?

    07:19:01 am on May 3, 2012 |

     
  • AlanCarr: @annahunter75 i do have a beaded curtain - into my boudoir xx

    07:17:53 am on May 3, 2012 |

     
  • AlanCarr: Don't diss my nets haters

    07:15:10 am on May 3, 2012 |

     
  • AlanCarr: @neon_shrew good luck love xx

    07:14:00 am on May 3, 2012 |

     
  • AlanCarr: @Josh__Hilton Get up you lazy sod. Is that alright? xx

    07:13:45 am on May 3, 2012 |

     
  • AlanCarr: Don't diss the kebab haters

    07:12:52 am on May 3, 2012 |

     
  • AlanCarr: Morning. Is that a slate grey sky i see through my nets?

    07:11:44 am on May 3, 2012 |

     
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