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Alan Carr (b. 14 June 1976 in Weymouth, Dorset, UK) is an award-winning British comedian, radio jockey and television star known for his television show, Alan Carr's Celebrity Ding Dong, as co-presenter of The Sunday Night Project and his many guest appearances on British television.

• AlanCarr: @OllyMurs_1Fans happy now? Have a lovely weekend xxxx

  12:50:16 pm on May 5, 2012 |
   

• AlanCarr: @nixter15 don't. I still feel bad about that haha

  12:48:29 pm on May 5, 2012 |
   

• AlanCarr: @sheilasturgeon I bet the Express Lift Tower is looking mighty fine in the Northampton sunshine xx

  09:42:58 am on May 5, 2012 |
   

• AlanCarr: Woop woop!!RT @HEART_NZ: @AlanCarr Your shows on in NZ in a hour!! #Excite

  09:41:07 am on May 5, 2012 |
   

• AlanCarr: @MaxxDavenport it's going wonderful thanks. And you? X

  09:40:06 am on May 5, 2012 |
   

• AlanCarr: Morning all!!!

  09:32:14 am on May 5, 2012 |
   

• AlanCarr: @justinemoore91 tell you dad to keep up the good work. I love grensons x

  09:24:07 am on May 5, 2012 |
   

• AlanCarr: @CHRISDJMOYLES you are smooth!!! Loving the cheekbones #deadjealous xxx

  01:02:12 am on May 5, 2012 |
   

• AlanCarr: RT @lexehlex: @AlanCarr Please say you're touring again soon! I need to see you live, Spexy beast, tooth fairy = epic. Funniest stuff iv ...

  12:58:30 am on May 5, 2012 |
   

• AlanCarr: Sorry @CHRISDJMOYLES the missus @AlanCarrsMissus is not happy!!!

  12:51:04 am on May 5, 2012 |
   

• AlanCarr: RT @AlanCarrsMissus: @AlanCarr Ahem... yourself, sweetie? Isn't about time you acknowledged all the help I give you? #downtroddenwife xxxx

  12:49:48 am on May 5, 2012 |
   

• AlanCarr: @CHRISDJMOYLES I would shag Andy if she's not interested ha ha x

  12:47:44 am on May 5, 2012 |
   

• AlanCarr: He's nice on 'love machine' x

  12:46:21 am on May 5, 2012 |
   

• AlanCarr: My shoes tonight were from 'grensons' I bought them myself cynical bitches before you start 'hes going to get them free....,,,,,' zzzzzz

  12:45:31 am on May 5, 2012 |
   

• AlanCarr: Am watching @CHRISDJMOYLES love machine!! The contestants are well fitter than blind date #justsayin'

  12:41:41 am on May 5, 2012 |
   

• AlanCarr: @shaunysaurus I will - I'm having Sunday lunch with him. Xx

  12:17:11 am on May 5, 2012 |
   

• AlanCarr: @FBThorn I remember that night. They were on a stag do - not my usual crowd xxx

  12:13:32 am on May 5, 2012 |
   

• AlanCarr: @THESPROCKSTAR glad you're loving 'Spexy Beast' xxxxx

  12:07:23 am on May 5, 2012 |
   

• AlanCarr: RT @rebeccabillybob: @AlanCarr how gorgeous and amazing was Levi the dog, adorableness :)

  12:04:47 am on May 5, 2012 |
   

• AlanCarr: @cerys_sanders love you too xx

  11:59:33 pm on May 4, 2012 |
   

• AlanCarr: @Amanda_Holden you looked amazing - I will NOT say no to crack!! Love al xxxx

  11:34:42 pm on May 4, 2012 |
   

• AlanCarr: thanks love xxxxx @lizziecundy

  11:33:39 pm on May 4, 2012 |
   

• AlanCarr: @ollyofficial I want to see this impression!!! Xx

  11:07:51 pm on May 4, 2012 |
   

• AlanCarr: @therealgokwan @carolvorders I swear you two should have your own sitcom - I'd watch.

  10:00:05 pm on May 4, 2012 |
   

• AlanCarr: RT @AlanaGreer: Must stay awake for @AlanCarr... Must stay awake for @AlanCarr... Must stay awake for @AlanCarr... #youcandothis

  09:37:01 pm on May 4, 2012 |
   

• AlanCarr: @jasonholman wake up!!!!! Don't fall asleep its a good one!!! X

  09:35:23 pm on May 4, 2012 |
   

• AlanCarr: RT @Munkieface1: Looking forward to @chattyman @AlanCarr and 8 our of 10 cats @jimmycarr tonight! It's all about the fun and giggles wit ...

  09:33:26 pm on May 4, 2012 |
   

• AlanCarr: @JaneyGodley i would be bricking it xxx

  10:54:43 am on May 4, 2012 |
   

• AlanCarr: @JaneyGodley how AMAZING is that!!!! Woo hoo!! xx

  10:52:19 am on May 4, 2012 |
   

• AlanCarr: @MsMelanieSykes lets have a bit of scran soon. I miss you xx

  12:26:08 pm on May 3, 2012 |
   

• AlanCarr: RT @ashlai_89: @AlanCarr I'm fundraising for Cancer Research UK for my dad & I'd love your support! Txt CRAJ89 £1 to 70070. RT? http ...

  11:29:29 am on May 3, 2012 |
   

• AlanCarr: RT @Xmusic4lifeX: Me and @AlanCarr both have nets. COME AT ME BRAH!

  07:51:58 am on May 3, 2012 |
   

• AlanCarr: Right - thats enough filth you lot. Off to take dogs for a walk - i'm going to counter balance my greasy kebab with a fruit corner

  07:51:14 am on May 3, 2012 |
   

• AlanCarr: @Viktrina i know - im exhausted already!! I need to go back to bed xx

  07:49:56 am on May 3, 2012 |
   

• AlanCarr: Nets aren't the only thing thats dirty round my house ha ha (think i need a cold shower!!)

  07:48:26 am on May 3, 2012 |
   

• AlanCarr: And a festoon blind in my sex dungeon - theres nothing worse than having nosey neighbours watching you being whipped in a harness

  07:43:09 am on May 3, 2012 |
   

• AlanCarr: @BeingBoycie my nets are for my eyes only!!

  07:34:22 am on May 3, 2012 |
   

• AlanCarr: Its not all nets - i have a venetian blind in my downstairs toilet #justsayin'

  07:33:08 am on May 3, 2012 |
   

• AlanCarr: @crsmskll theres nothing worse than dirty nets - wheres Kim and Aggy when you need them?

  07:19:01 am on May 3, 2012 |
   

• AlanCarr: @annahunter75 i do have a beaded curtain - into my boudoir xx

  07:17:53 am on May 3, 2012 |
   

• AlanCarr: Don't diss my nets haters

  07:15:10 am on May 3, 2012 |
   

• AlanCarr: @neon_shrew good luck love xx

  07:14:00 am on May 3, 2012 |
   

• AlanCarr: @Josh__Hilton Get up you lazy sod. Is that alright? xx

  07:13:45 am on May 3, 2012 |
   

• AlanCarr: Don't diss the kebab haters

  07:12:52 am on May 3, 2012 |
   

• AlanCarr: Morning. Is that a slate grey sky i see through my nets?

  07:11:44 am on May 3, 2012 |
   

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