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Alan Carr (b. 14 June 1976 in Weymouth, Dorset, UK) is an award-winning British comedian, radio jockey and television star known for his television show, Alan Carr's Celebrity Ding Dong, as co-presenter of The Sunday Night Project and his many guest appearances on British television.

• AlanCarr: Whats the etiquette when your dog sniffs a snowmans crotch?

  03:36:18 pm on February 5, 2012 |
   

• AlanCarr: How cute is this snowman http://t.co/WUrBVGns

  02:11:46 pm on February 5, 2012 |
   

• AlanCarr: Just been told by the vet that calling your dog Beverley is ' not acceptable' - charming!

  02:05:21 pm on February 5, 2012 |
   

• AlanCarr: Not only is my jumper lovely and warm it's also a subliminal advertising campaign for foxy bingo

  03:23:05 pm on February 3, 2012 |
   

• AlanCarr: Look at these two hotties me and @daveberry_tweet http://t.co/PXPw4pVJ

  02:46:12 pm on February 3, 2012 |
   

• AlanCarr: @therealgokwan sorry love, couldn't resist - the clothes sounded gorgeous. Carry on with your sketching! Hopefully see you friday xx

  11:55:36 pm on February 1, 2012 |
   

• AlanCarr: @therealgokwan topped off with a schrunchie! Perfect x

  11:52:11 pm on February 1, 2012 |
   

• AlanCarr: @SavageSkin ooh cheeky!!

  11:16:17 pm on February 1, 2012 |
   

• AlanCarr: Just realised i have the same voice as Lydia's mum on TOWIE!! Ahh!

  11:12:46 pm on February 1, 2012 |
   

• AlanCarr: Freezing!!! I've taken the dogs for a walk and got corned beef knuckles!!! Aaahhhhhh!!

  10:49:31 pm on February 1, 2012 |
   

• AlanCarr: There's no sugar in it - get back down to the kitchen woman #ungratefullittleshit

  09:10:57 am on January 31, 2012 |
   

• AlanCarr: Let's all give my mum a round of applause - Shes brought me up a cup of tea in bed #spoilt

  09:08:49 am on January 31, 2012 |
   

• AlanCarr: @antonycotton thank you so much I'd like to thank my stylist, my make up artist, God, my stunt man......xx

  08:36:53 pm on January 26, 2012 |
   

• AlanCarr: @TheJaneMcDonald thanks so much Jane - you know I am a loose woman so technically you won last night xxx

  12:16:28 pm on January 26, 2012 |
   

• AlanCarr: I think this photo might have been touched up ha ha RT @blooblood_: Me and my bebe @AlanCarr xo http://t.co/ttr57b2T

  12:15:15 pm on January 26, 2012 |
   

• AlanCarr: @carolvorders thanks love - say hello to all the girls for me. Big kiss xxxx

  12:10:31 pm on January 26, 2012 |
   

• AlanCarr: And THANK YOU for taking the time to vote!!!!!!!!!!!! Xx

  11:26:07 pm on January 25, 2012 |
   

• AlanCarr: @Schofe if you win do you want me to collect the award on your behalf? I'm 1.6 miles away

  07:38:31 pm on January 25, 2012 |
   

• AlanCarr: @louiespence stuck in traffic jam too - high kick out the window so I can see where you are!

  07:33:02 pm on January 25, 2012 |
   

• AlanCarr: Watcha love, @Nate__James when's your new album out? Xx

  07:01:20 pm on January 25, 2012 |
   

• AlanCarr: @angellicabell thanks love!!! Xx

  06:41:20 pm on January 25, 2012 |
   

• AlanCarr: Right, off to the NTA's - wish me luck!!

  05:55:43 pm on January 25, 2012 |
   

• AlanCarr: Plus I interviewed the lovely Vicky and Gaz from Geordie Shore - sadly didn't get to see his parsnip http://t.co/9kjw1Ynv

  12:08:51 pm on January 25, 2012 |
   

• AlanCarr: Interviewed @cherlloyd for @moremagazine - really fun and frank http://t.co/fwaJKqlb

  12:07:15 pm on January 25, 2012 |
   

• AlanCarr: @therealgokwan rubber rings are so last season darling!!! Have fun love xx

  11:40:11 am on January 25, 2012 |
   

• AlanCarr: @MissKatieB_ thanks Katie xx

  01:24:53 am on January 25, 2012 |
   

• AlanCarr: RT @RazB32: @AlanCarr Why you always tweeting/retweeting beggers? I'm over seein that shit on my Timeline

  01:23:18 am on January 25, 2012 |
   

• AlanCarr: RT @ForemanMichelle: Denise to win #CBB

  01:22:53 am on January 25, 2012 |
   

• AlanCarr: RT @kirsty8287: @Lyndylou80 @alancarr Alan!!!! Come on, I've been and seen you at Spexy Beast! I'm your no 1 fan!! I'm GAGGING FOR AN RT ...

  01:20:18 am on January 25, 2012 |
   

• AlanCarr: RT @OffTheKerb: Only 13 hours left to vote for National Television Awards! Be sure to vote for our @alancarr @wossy & @mcintweet http:// ...

  01:19:43 am on January 25, 2012 |
   

• AlanCarr: @kenakyle hello love!!! There you go - i'm acknowledging your existence xx

  01:19:37 am on January 25, 2012 |
   

• AlanCarr: @EmmaRealAleLass welcome to the family!! xx

  01:17:56 am on January 25, 2012 |
   

• AlanCarr: RT @KATIE4992: NEVER try to paint your nails whilst watching @AlanCarr spexy beast!! The laughing is too uncontrollable!!

  11:37:04 pm on January 23, 2012 |
   

• AlanCarr: Can i just confirm that i am NOT one of the ugly sisters in the Go Compare advert!! i auditioned but didnt get the part. #swizz

  12:11:29 pm on January 23, 2012 |
   

• AlanCarr: RT @the_leesmith: @AlanCarr #ingrahamcarrwetrust #NUFC

  01:04:13 am on January 23, 2012 |
   

• AlanCarr: I will be sober as a judge at the NTAs on wednesday - thank u very much. But if i win im going to get BLADDERED - so will probably be sober

  01:02:43 am on January 23, 2012 |
   

• AlanCarr: RT @ChrisGray82: @AlanCarr good luck with award on Wednesday are you going to be mouthy like the comedy awards or worse lol

  01:01:38 am on January 23, 2012 |
   

• AlanCarr: @chattyman thanks Sam - i know you watch my every twitter move - now get to bed!!!!xxx

  12:54:29 am on January 23, 2012 |
   

• AlanCarr: Did anyone else see the smile on Rosemary Conleys face when that dancer on 'dancing on ice' stuck his hand up her skirt by mistake - filth!!

  12:53:39 am on January 23, 2012 |
   

• AlanCarr: @Shaunybaby85 @snugglebenson don't drag me into this!!! Ha ha

  12:51:41 am on January 23, 2012 |
   

• AlanCarr: @chattyman is back on in April sometime - will keep you posted x

  12:49:54 am on January 23, 2012 |
   

• AlanCarr: @Mollie1May congratulations you are officially a little bastard!! Woo hoo!!

  12:48:49 am on January 23, 2012 |
   

• AlanCarr: RT @xXxElixBx: @AlanCarr Please RT to help find my missing brother in law mike...we love and miss him so much! Thank you x http://t.co/g ...

  12:47:51 am on January 23, 2012 |
   

• AlanCarr: @CHRISDJMOYLES you still bored? I am but not as bored as yesterday night or the night before that to be honest with you. God im bored!

  12:47:22 am on January 23, 2012 |
   

• AlanCarr: @amiraachmalx hello amira!! xxxxx

  11:16:56 pm on January 21, 2012 |
   

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