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Alan Carr (b. 14 June 1976 in Weymouth, Dorset, UK) is an award-winning British comedian, radio jockey and television star known for his television show, Alan Carr's Celebrity Ding Dong, as co-presenter of The Sunday Night Project and his many guest appearances on British television.

  • AlanCarr: OMG am getting complaints from witches about my last comment - apparantly their tits are huge - oops! sorry witches x

    02:04:53 am on March 13, 2010 |

     

  • AlanCarr: Flat as a witches tit

    10:11:59 pm on March 12, 2010 |

     

  • AlanCarr: Shes looks like Yvie Burnett from x factor

    10:08:26 pm on March 12, 2010 |

     

  • AlanCarr: You are so right Eurovision on bbc1 is awesome who are these girls?

    10:07:46 pm on March 12, 2010 |

     

  • AlanCarr: Am watching Barry Manilow on SkyArts - think i might have to have that drink after all

    10:03:19 pm on March 12, 2010 |

     

  • AlanCarr: @Gemmmmmmm oh dear - sounds like me and your mum should meet up for a drinking competition - bet i win!

    08:05:12 pm on March 12, 2010 |

     

  • AlanCarr: @SteveyAsp yes but my hangovers are the worse

    08:03:36 pm on March 12, 2010 |

     

  • AlanCarr: An open bottle of Red Wine is like Pringles for me - once ive popped i cant stop

    08:02:31 pm on March 12, 2010 |

     

  • AlanCarr: @DrPNessHead you've got a point i suppose x

    08:00:56 pm on March 12, 2010 |

     

  • AlanCarr: @maria_pan get a takeaway - go on you deserve it

    08:00:15 pm on March 12, 2010 |

     

  • AlanCarr: @kel_89 sorry about that - im sure Michelle loves the show....x

    07:59:35 pm on March 12, 2010 |

     

  • AlanCarr: Everyones going out but ive got to be good cos im on Radio 2 tomorrow - i cant just have one drink you see

    07:52:48 pm on March 12, 2010 |

     

  • AlanCarr: @MUMMYMOOMIN she was REALLY nice - honest! x

    07:46:52 pm on March 12, 2010 |

     

  • AlanCarr: @comedywannabe how funny - i didnt even see the paps - i'd just picked up my dogs shit hence the grimace

    07:46:15 pm on March 12, 2010 |

     

  • AlanCarr: @Looeygeee you dont know what you're missing x

    07:43:28 pm on March 12, 2010 |

     

  • AlanCarr: @NickiShakes there are white button ones - the ones in my curry were chestnut - just to clarify

    06:20:20 pm on March 12, 2010 |

     

  • AlanCarr: @Paul_NI dont understand what you mean - sorry x

    06:17:20 pm on March 12, 2010 |

     

  • AlanCarr: @straydog9 every little helps

    06:15:33 pm on March 12, 2010 |

     

  • AlanCarr: @charjoe bollocks x

    06:14:45 pm on March 12, 2010 |

     

  • AlanCarr: Someones just asked me wheres the punchline??? Its a recipe for thai green curry not a knock knock joke love. Christ!!!!

    06:14:10 pm on March 12, 2010 |

     

  • AlanCarr: If on All Saints Road check out Cafe de Thai - had the best thai green curry in a long time and no, im not on commision before you ask

    05:35:44 pm on March 12, 2010 |

     

  • AlanCarr: @maddyke in a nice way x

    02:28:17 am on March 12, 2010 |

     

  • AlanCarr: @CheekyG X

    02:26:38 am on March 12, 2010 |

     

  • AlanCarr: @maddyke pervert! x

    02:25:46 am on March 12, 2010 |

     

  • AlanCarr: @MatthewJarvis yes we filmed it 4 weeks ago and they were a lot of fun

    02:25:21 am on March 12, 2010 |

     

  • AlanCarr: i need my fix of lisping louie

    02:23:37 am on March 12, 2010 |

     

  • AlanCarr: My sky planner has FAILED to record Pineapple Dance Studios NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

    02:21:37 am on March 12, 2010 |

     

  • AlanCarr: @SophiaCrichton yes i think 'disturbing' is the word

    02:20:10 am on March 12, 2010 |

     

  • AlanCarr: Glad you all liked the show - admittedly she was reserved but i still liked lindsay - backstage she was very sweet

    02:04:58 am on March 12, 2010 |

     

  • AlanCarr: @L_U_K_E_M fat chance!!! x

    05:29:26 pm on March 11, 2010 |

     

  • AlanCarr: @LisaSmartie wednesday at london studios be there or be square x

    01:07:55 pm on March 11, 2010 |

     

  • AlanCarr: Coffession time. I was a bit tipsy last night and i lied about Michelle Obama coming on my show. Justin still is though. Oops! naughty wine!

    01:06:39 pm on March 11, 2010 |

     

  • AlanCarr: @tomstoneman ok happy now - i love you too x

    12:33:26 am on March 11, 2010 |

     

  • AlanCarr: @ccthebrat or down - depending x

    12:32:09 am on March 11, 2010 |

     

  • AlanCarr: @alancarrisastar dont know - it just said on the autocue that he was on - no-one tells me nothing x

    12:30:59 am on March 11, 2010 |

     

  • AlanCarr: The reason under 18s aren't allowed in is because straight after my show the studio turns into an xrated foam party with full frontal nudity

    12:29:50 am on March 11, 2010 |

     

  • AlanCarr: @TiffanyCollarX I thought Mary J was amazing didnt you?

    12:09:53 am on March 11, 2010 |

     

  • AlanCarr: @chezzads come to the UK - treat yourself x

    12:08:56 am on March 11, 2010 |

     

  • AlanCarr: @DeppGATweedy yep x

    12:08:04 am on March 11, 2010 |

     

  • AlanCarr: @dollyblowflake thanks love x

    12:03:29 am on March 11, 2010 |

     

  • AlanCarr: @jessadorabelle at last - a voice of reason x

    12:03:15 am on March 11, 2010 |

     

  • AlanCarr: You can get tickets on my website www.alancarr.net they're totally FREE!! Yippee!!

    12:02:45 am on March 11, 2010 |

     

  • AlanCarr: ok, ok Justin Bieber not Beiber i made a mistake ok- i could have said Justin Lee Beiber

    12:01:18 am on March 11, 2010 |

     

  • AlanCarr: @helloshaunni ill try - honest x

    11:59:48 pm on March 10, 2010 |

     

  • AlanCarr: @MrDerryDude i would love beyonce on my show - she truly is bootylicious

    11:56:33 pm on March 10, 2010 |

     
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