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Alan Carr (b. 14 June 1976 in Weymouth, Dorset, UK) is an award-winning British comedian, radio jockey and television star known for his television show, Alan Carr's Celebrity Ding Dong, as co-presenter of The Sunday Night Project and his many guest appearances on British television.
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AlanCarr: Thanks for asking but cant go to manchester pride as i have to work *picks up broom and starts sweeping sadly, a la Cinderella*
01:40:54 pm on August 28, 2010 |
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AlanCarr: Mind you, wouldnt it be scarier to release Michelle Bass into the BB house?
11:24:56 pm on August 27, 2010 |
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AlanCarr: That tenalady was a godsend!
11:23:46 pm on August 27, 2010 |
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AlanCarr: That clown going in BB has just made me piss myself
11:20:35 pm on August 27, 2010 |
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AlanCarr: Yep crack is whack!
11:10:04 pm on August 27, 2010 |
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AlanCarr: Dont worry no-one saw anything - but how embarassing especially when your tenalady pops through the crack
11:05:16 pm on August 27, 2010 |
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AlanCarr: I squatted doing a Shirlena grunt and my new trousers split right from my crutch up to my crack
11:03:01 pm on August 27, 2010 |
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AlanCarr: Had a wardrobe malfunction on @chattyman whilst doing an impersonation of Shirlena on Xfactor - now i know how janet jackson feels!!
10:57:43 pm on August 27, 2010 |
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AlanCarr: @Gary20003 see you there - give us a wave!!!
09:44:10 am on August 20, 2010 |
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AlanCarr: Im popular again!!!!! Champagne for everyone!
05:24:57 pm on August 19, 2010 |
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AlanCarr: I've just breathed into my hand to see if its my breath
05:22:51 pm on August 19, 2010 |
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AlanCarr: Followerless, no-one to follow all i need now is that sodding whale to pop up!
05:20:45 pm on August 19, 2010 |
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AlanCarr: Was it something I said??
05:19:18 pm on August 19, 2010 |
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AlanCarr: RT @Ewokprincess88: @AlanCarr @simonpegg Please RT Police search 4 missing girl, 13, from Sussex (From The Argus): http://www.theargus. ...
05:18:39 pm on August 19, 2010 |
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AlanCarr: Ive got no followers!!! where have they all gone to? Ive found a couple down the back of the sofa but apart from that i'm Billy No-mates
05:17:58 pm on August 19, 2010 |
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AlanCarr: If you love films check out my mates michael underwood's blog www.michaelsmovieblog.blogspot.com
05:09:11 pm on August 19, 2010 |
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AlanCarr: RT @MikeyUnderwood: Film reviews of 'The A-Team', 'Salt', 'The Human Centipede' & 'Inception'. All on my new movie blog. www.michaelsm ...
05:07:38 pm on August 19, 2010 |
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AlanCarr: Anyone down to @chattyman tomorrow? We've got Whoopi Goldberg, Phil Jupitus, the Linekers, Drew Barrymore and Goldfrapp - phew!!! X
02:20:55 pm on August 19, 2010 |
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AlanCarr: Yes, i have got lots of fingers - i live next door to Chenobyl
10:27:45 am on August 19, 2010 |
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AlanCarr: Hope everyone did alright with their A-level results - i've got my fingers crossed for you all
10:24:32 am on August 19, 2010 |
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AlanCarr: @DarcyyDinosaur I know - shouldn't 12 year olds be playing with a tiny tears or something!! maybe im just getting old
10:23:28 am on August 19, 2010 |
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AlanCarr: @katielikesham Mmmm! New car boys?
05:21:18 pm on August 18, 2010 |
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AlanCarr: Thanks for all your suggestions - my fave is silk pillows - is having A C in gold on the front of them too much?
11:58:02 am on August 18, 2010 |
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AlanCarr: Maybe I should pop some 'Bounce' in my pillow case
10:08:24 am on August 18, 2010 |
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AlanCarr: Honestly when i run my fingers over my face, they dip in the grooves - yikes!
10:06:05 am on August 18, 2010 |
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AlanCarr: How come when you have a really deep sleep you get those sheet grooves over your face? I look like a doll from the comfort ads.
10:01:56 am on August 18, 2010 |
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AlanCarr: Im off to bed you lovely, kind, beautiful, sweet, understanding people - See? How hard is it to be nice? Sweet dreams X
12:36:14 am on August 18, 2010 |
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AlanCarr: Anyway lets all be positive - la la la la la la *skipping about holding fingers in ears*
12:32:03 am on August 18, 2010 |
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AlanCarr: @madhamsterlady dont really!!! ha ha
12:30:08 am on August 18, 2010 |
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AlanCarr: @GaGaRJBmonster Thank you x
12:27:29 am on August 18, 2010 |
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AlanCarr: @aliheap78 Divorce!!! You could do so much better x x (thats a joke by the way)
03:48:03 pm on August 16, 2010 |
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AlanCarr: If you are interested in becoming a make up artiste -my mate Sue is opening a make-up school - check out www.makeup4you.co.uk for details
12:05:22 pm on August 16, 2010 |
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AlanCarr: @angellicabell i dont know where you are love!!! Its miserable here x
12:02:13 pm on August 16, 2010 |
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AlanCarr: Don't forget @chattyman is on in 20 minutes - Channel 4 - 10.00pm - hope you like it!!
09:40:59 pm on August 15, 2010 |
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AlanCarr: @Viv_Sahota oh god yes, That one with the "oh lucky you' song is particularly annoying
05:40:00 pm on August 15, 2010 |
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AlanCarr: @teenytinydancer obviously!! x
05:37:00 pm on August 15, 2010 |
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AlanCarr: @Chris170581 yep x
05:35:20 pm on August 15, 2010 |
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AlanCarr: @STE131GONE no!
05:33:53 pm on August 15, 2010 |
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AlanCarr: @gregory_smith ooh get you!!!
05:31:37 pm on August 15, 2010 |
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AlanCarr: I actually have friends that look like the people in that Lloyds advert
05:30:56 pm on August 15, 2010 |
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AlanCarr: @niccigray1980 i watched it yesterday and one of the contestants had a comedy thai maid called Maylene!!! Weird.
05:26:15 pm on August 15, 2010 |
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AlanCarr: @CGALWAY1986 she sounds like a sex pest!
05:24:02 pm on August 15, 2010 |
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AlanCarr: @DaintyDoll i agree - he is classic
05:23:19 pm on August 15, 2010 |
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AlanCarr: @Syrawlings yeah, i agree - we want sarcasm!!!!
05:21:36 pm on August 15, 2010 |
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AlanCarr: @AlanCarrsMissus ive popped a couple of Blue Nun in my basket i know how much you like a sweet white wine dear x
05:20:35 pm on August 15, 2010 |
