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Alan Carr (b. 14 June 1976 in Weymouth, Dorset, UK) is an award-winning British comedian, radio jockey and television star known for his television show, Alan Carr's Celebrity Ding Dong, as co-presenter of The Sunday Night Project and his many guest appearances on British television.
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AlanCarr: OMG am getting complaints from witches about my last comment - apparantly their tits are huge - oops! sorry witches x
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AlanCarr: Flat as a witches tit
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AlanCarr: Shes looks like Yvie Burnett from x factor
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AlanCarr: You are so right Eurovision on bbc1 is awesome who are these girls?
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AlanCarr: Am watching Barry Manilow on SkyArts - think i might have to have that drink after all
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AlanCarr: @Gemmmmmmm oh dear - sounds like me and your mum should meet up for a drinking competition - bet i win!
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AlanCarr: @SteveyAsp yes but my hangovers are the worse
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AlanCarr: An open bottle of Red Wine is like Pringles for me - once ive popped i cant stop
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AlanCarr: @DrPNessHead you've got a point i suppose x
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AlanCarr: @maria_pan get a takeaway - go on you deserve it
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AlanCarr: @kel_89 sorry about that - im sure Michelle loves the show....x
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AlanCarr: Everyones going out but ive got to be good cos im on Radio 2 tomorrow - i cant just have one drink you see
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AlanCarr: @MUMMYMOOMIN she was REALLY nice - honest! x
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AlanCarr: @comedywannabe how funny - i didnt even see the paps - i'd just picked up my dogs shit hence the grimace
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AlanCarr: @Looeygeee you dont know what you're missing x
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AlanCarr: @NickiShakes there are white button ones - the ones in my curry were chestnut - just to clarify
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AlanCarr: @Paul_NI dont understand what you mean - sorry x
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AlanCarr: @straydog9 every little helps
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AlanCarr: @charjoe bollocks x
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AlanCarr: Someones just asked me wheres the punchline??? Its a recipe for thai green curry not a knock knock joke love. Christ!!!!
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AlanCarr: If on All Saints Road check out Cafe de Thai - had the best thai green curry in a long time and no, im not on commision before you ask
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AlanCarr: @maddyke in a nice way x
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AlanCarr: @CheekyG X
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AlanCarr: @maddyke pervert! x
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AlanCarr: @MatthewJarvis yes we filmed it 4 weeks ago and they were a lot of fun
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AlanCarr: i need my fix of lisping louie
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AlanCarr: My sky planner has FAILED to record Pineapple Dance Studios NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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AlanCarr: @SophiaCrichton yes i think 'disturbing' is the word
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AlanCarr: Glad you all liked the show - admittedly she was reserved but i still liked lindsay - backstage she was very sweet
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AlanCarr: @L_U_K_E_M fat chance!!! x
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AlanCarr: @LisaSmartie wednesday at london studios be there or be square x
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AlanCarr: Coffession time. I was a bit tipsy last night and i lied about Michelle Obama coming on my show. Justin still is though. Oops! naughty wine!
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AlanCarr: @tomstoneman ok happy now - i love you too x
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AlanCarr: @ccthebrat or down - depending x
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AlanCarr: @alancarrisastar dont know - it just said on the autocue that he was on - no-one tells me nothing x
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AlanCarr: The reason under 18s aren't allowed in is because straight after my show the studio turns into an xrated foam party with full frontal nudity
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AlanCarr: @TiffanyCollarX I thought Mary J was amazing didnt you?
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AlanCarr: @chezzads come to the UK - treat yourself x
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AlanCarr: @DeppGATweedy yep x
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AlanCarr: @dollyblowflake thanks love x
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AlanCarr: @jessadorabelle at last - a voice of reason x
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AlanCarr: You can get tickets on my website www.alancarr.net they're totally FREE!! Yippee!!
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AlanCarr: ok, ok Justin Bieber not Beiber i made a mistake ok- i could have said Justin Lee Beiber
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AlanCarr: @helloshaunni ill try - honest x
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AlanCarr: @MrDerryDude i would love beyonce on my show - she truly is bootylicious


