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Ahmet Zappa (b. May 15, 1974 in Los Angeles, California) is an American musician, actor and novelist. Son of Frank Zappa and brother of Dweezil Zappa.

• AhmetZappa: 2 more things about me: My armpits sweat unpopular flavored carbonated soft drinks and I once killed a jerk with a serrated trout saber.

  09:06:41 am on January 12, 2012 |
   

• AhmetZappa: 2 things most people don't know about me....i'm from the future and robots have small penises

  10:42:55 pm on January 11, 2012 |
   

• AhmetZappa: RT @Jason23Nash: Ladies, just so you know, I fuck with a t-shirt on. A Sarah McLachlan t-shirt.

  08:31:51 am on January 11, 2012 |
   

• AhmetZappa: @minutt yeah I know...VH's new song super blows and I'm being kind about it I think.

  08:27:54 am on January 11, 2012 |
   

• AhmetZappa: I am mad at you

  10:25:58 pm on October 23, 2011 |
   

• AhmetZappa: I'm pretty sure people in LA trade in their food stamps and unemployment for botox and fillers. God bless America.

  04:59:20 am on October 20, 2011 |
   

• AhmetZappa: Me as @DrUnicorn nuff said http://t.co/UAEFh29I

  05:43:40 pm on October 16, 2011 |
   

• AhmetZappa: iPhone 4s....i love you

  12:58:24 am on October 16, 2011 |
   

• AhmetZappa: Big day today! I'm Excited!

  05:03:17 pm on October 9, 2011 |
   

• AhmetZappa: @MuldoonPatrick why are you sleeping on my couch when the bottle of prisoner is only half empty?

  08:04:55 am on October 8, 2011 |
   

• AhmetZappa: "gargle balls" is back in town! rainbows and unicorns are sort of bummed.

  08:02:13 am on October 8, 2011 |
   

• AhmetZappa: @KevinSpacey i miss and love your balls

  12:44:22 am on October 8, 2011 |
   

• AhmetZappa: steve jobs....so so so so so bummed

  01:58:47 am on October 6, 2011 |
   

• AhmetZappa: So sad! Steve Jobs you were the best.

  01:57:04 am on October 6, 2011 |
   

• AhmetZappa: Halestorm - It's Not You http://t.co/FJVJk4x9 I SUPER LOVE HALESTORM....RAD!

  12:31:09 am on October 6, 2011 |
   

• AhmetZappa: Ok...male g-string sun bathing out my office window. Dude has bitch tits and huge fried egg nipples. I'm vomiting as I'm writing this.

  01:31:28 am on October 4, 2011 |
   

• AhmetZappa: Chik-fil-a is open on sunset and highland I have yet to go there!!!! Why am I such a fuckface?

  07:58:35 pm on October 3, 2011 |
   

• AhmetZappa: I teared up watching this...so rad! Deaf Woman Hears The Sound Of Her Own Voice For The First Time! http://t.co/clW0U4gc.

  02:14:25 am on October 2, 2011 |
   

• AhmetZappa: Shaved headed,Roided out russian Kenny G's getting crazy high with the faint sound of eurotrash music. Great window watching. Thanks LA!

  06:21:00 pm on September 29, 2011 |
   

• AhmetZappa: The russian bong use conjures images of dueling saxophone solos from an 80's music video set in Thailand. Hookers, BBQ and skunky jazz.

  06:15:51 pm on September 29, 2011 |
   

• AhmetZappa: working late nights and have observed the weirdest behavior from my office neighbors. Russian pot smokers with a taste for the orient.

  06:09:10 pm on September 29, 2011 |
   

• AhmetZappa: Two things: I'm about to get my Catholic on and happy birthday Moon. Xo

  10:35:18 pm on September 28, 2011 |
   

• AhmetZappa: @ the ivy by the shore and had an awesome ben folds sighting

  10:32:31 pm on September 28, 2011 |
   

• AhmetZappa: @JuddApatow if you want weird, vacation at my mother's house. You will never be the same if you do.

  04:33:34 pm on September 28, 2011 |
   

• AhmetZappa: Happy birthday @MuldoonPatrick! I love your balls! Let's celebrate what an old man you are by getting crazy toasted on yummy wine.

  11:18:56 pm on September 27, 2011 |
   

• AhmetZappa: @MuldoonPatrick congrats on your first episode back on DAYS! That's right y'all I watched a soap opera today. Patrick rocked!

  10:26:33 pm on September 26, 2011 |
   

• AhmetZappa: this video makes me feel sooooo good! http://t.co/ID95Nzq1

  03:11:38 am on September 24, 2011 |
   

• AhmetZappa: @MuldoonPatrick that was not all I said and you know it.

  05:20:01 pm on September 23, 2011 |
   

• AhmetZappa: The five seasons in Hollywood are winter, spring, summer, pilot and fall. Kill me.

  07:51:33 am on September 21, 2011 |
   

• AhmetZappa: Help @MuldoonPatrick: END CRUELTY TO DOGS ALL OVER THE WORLD PLEASE CLICK THIS LINK. http://t.co/sDtqrTbi

  08:03:11 am on September 19, 2011 |
   

• AhmetZappa: “@NikkiFinke: Netflix’s Reed Hastings Says “I Messed Up”; DVD Unit Will Split, Re-Brand As Qwikster http://t.co/307y8J4M” yikes is right

  07:59:03 am on September 19, 2011 |
   

• AhmetZappa: My sister is a dirty hippie...there I said it... http://t.co/RLqskk1F

  07:47:05 am on September 19, 2011 |
   

• AhmetZappa: Going home to my beautiful wife and daughter...miss them so...Baltimore thank you for a wonderfully kick ass time. See you next year!

  11:18:35 pm on September 18, 2011 |
   

• AhmetZappa: John Carpenter is two rows in front of me on my plane...what horrors still live in his head and possibly his mustache?

  11:13:42 pm on September 18, 2011 |
   

• AhmetZappa: Hey @HowardStern my mom is talking about you right now. She's saying you accused her of being a lezzy with Bev D'angelo. Classic.

  04:06:39 am on September 18, 2011 |
   

• AhmetZappa: Had an awesome frank zappa day here in baltimore.

  03:20:41 am on September 18, 2011 |
   

• AhmetZappa: @ five guys burgers in baltimore right now...gonna crush this baby

  06:44:29 pm on September 17, 2011 |
   

• AhmetZappa: Hey @prattlibrary...following you already makes me feel smarter. Having a library card and reading rocks harder than Van Halen.

  03:21:13 pm on September 17, 2011 |
   

• AhmetZappa: "@prattlibrary: Great having @AhmetZappa back at the Southeast Anchor Library! #Zappa" yeah baby!!!!! Today is gonna rock!

  03:16:07 pm on September 17, 2011 |
   

• AhmetZappa: Anyone in baltimore? Tomorrow is Frank Zappa day? I just landed in town. Gonna rock!

  10:22:27 pm on September 16, 2011 |
   

• AhmetZappa: my eyes hurt....i want to be finished already!

  06:42:38 am on September 14, 2011 |
   

• AhmetZappa: okay....today the tears won't stop....911 CNN coverage is crushing me....holding my daughter tighter than ever.

  11:19:28 pm on September 11, 2011 |
   

• AhmetZappa: still not done writing....my fingers smell...going to bed....balls

  10:18:26 am on September 11, 2011 |
   

• AhmetZappa: just created @DrUnicorn....who knows what i might say when that horned bastard persona of mine takes over my brain again.

  02:06:27 am on September 11, 2011 |
   

• AhmetZappa: working on a saturday....not so fun

  01:52:38 am on September 11, 2011 |
   

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