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Ahmet Zappa (b. May 15, 1974 in Los Angeles, California) is an American musician, actor and novelist. Son of Frank Zappa and brother of Dweezil Zappa.

• AhmetZappa: @UC13 that pic was so f'd up. Yikes

  06:33:28 am on September 8, 2011 |
   

• AhmetZappa: Finish the joke...a rabbi, a priest and a unicorn walk into a bar...

  06:25:20 am on September 8, 2011 |
   

• AhmetZappa: My nose is running like a gerbil in a hamster wheel. Gonna cobra strike my nose off if my shnaz don't quit it.

  06:19:42 am on September 8, 2011 |
   

• AhmetZappa: "@MuldoonPatrick @ShanaZappa @Ali_Sweeney @DENISE_RICHARDS Wine Locker night this Friday @Mortons ?" I'm so in. Bottle of Prisoner!!!

  06:12:16 am on September 8, 2011 |
   

• AhmetZappa: Ahmet is way to terroristy sounding...Dr. Unicorn on the other hand will let me breeze by at airports.

  05:50:46 am on September 8, 2011 |
   

• AhmetZappa: I'm gonna officially change my name to Dr. Unicorn

  05:49:04 am on September 8, 2011 |
   

• AhmetZappa: This just in...all you unicorn haters can seriously suck my umbrella mouthed gulper eel.

  05:47:43 am on September 8, 2011 |
   

• AhmetZappa: Hey @torymell do you remember when I dressed up as the "rainbow unicorn" at a semi pro wrestling match? What was my signature move called?

  05:33:28 am on September 8, 2011 |
   

• AhmetZappa: @ShanaZappa hated being stuck in the car with me today...this is my twitter sorry...that's right...twitter works wonders on a marriage.

  05:28:10 am on September 8, 2011 |
   

• AhmetZappa: RT @Stephfanie: @AhmetZappa uni's are fruit and horses are veggies. One is crazy good, while the other, crazy good FOR you.

  05:22:53 am on September 8, 2011 |
   

• AhmetZappa: How much would it cost to have a broke down ninja karate chop a unicorn in the junk?

  05:21:22 am on September 8, 2011 |
   

• AhmetZappa: I wanna open a fast food chain called Unicorn Burgers. The logo would be majestic. Middle earth nerds would line up around the block.

  05:10:43 am on September 8, 2011 |
   

• AhmetZappa: Unicorns are so kick ass! And so lame at the same time! Are unicorns more like a fruit or a vegetable?

  05:05:34 am on September 8, 2011 |
   

• AhmetZappa: Also...this hollywood hills heat is ruining my awesome.

  05:00:58 am on September 8, 2011 |
   

• AhmetZappa: Speaking of unicorns...I think I want a unicorn tattoo. Any thoughts on its placement? My balls are not in play.

  04:59:58 am on September 8, 2011 |
   

• AhmetZappa: Traffic heading back from the beach was brutal. My road rage was at 11. Had to rainbow laser at least twenty chumps with my unicorn beam!

  04:56:55 am on September 8, 2011 |
   

• AhmetZappa: What are the comic books I should be reading digitally? And what is your fav app to consume them in?

  08:35:16 am on September 7, 2011 |
   

• AhmetZappa: @Ron_Zimmerman i will also be your dad....no problem.

  04:22:57 am on September 3, 2011 |
   

• AhmetZappa: my daughter loves chomping my nose and filling my nostrils up with drool. it makes me laugh and grosses me out. being her dad rules!

  04:41:11 am on September 2, 2011 |
   

• AhmetZappa: hey @ClintTrucks http://t.co/0uNG111 of you when i saw this.

  01:16:05 am on September 1, 2011 |
   

• AhmetZappa: Dinner with @MartynBullard, @ShanaZappa @MuldoonPatrick, Miriam Rothbart tonight...can't wait for the awesome!

  02:38:36 am on August 31, 2011 |
   

• AhmetZappa: @wacom I really really really want an "Inkling"!!!!! holy cow it looks awesome.....so pumped.

  01:41:54 am on August 31, 2011 |
   

• AhmetZappa: hey....@mummyinheels wanted me to give a happy b-day shout out to @Maffuhawk. so here it is.....HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU AWESOME BASTARD!!!!

  01:37:59 am on August 31, 2011 |
   

• AhmetZappa: Four wonderful years with my best friend @ShanaZappa. You are the love of my life.

  04:37:14 am on August 30, 2011 |
   

• AhmetZappa: At my boy Panay's with @ShanaZappa+@MuldoonPatrick. His parents cooked an insane greek feast! So yum! Lots of talk about Turkish girls.

  05:22:54 am on August 29, 2011 |
   

• AhmetZappa: THIS IS GENIUS!!!!!!!!!! 'Drive' 2011 Trailer Mash Up http://t.co/RnGjNfk via @youtube

  11:09:21 pm on August 28, 2011 |
   

• AhmetZappa: My wife @ShanaZappa at the nail salon...full on "flock of seagulls" hair. Hot! http://t.co/YCopNJ3

  11:59:14 pm on August 27, 2011 |
   

• AhmetZappa: not tired.

  07:06:24 am on August 27, 2011 |
   

• AhmetZappa: Booze up happened @Mortons! Rad fun with @MuldoonPatrick @galengering @Ali_Sweeney @ShanaZappa. http://t.co/U07wRUT

  05:11:36 am on August 27, 2011 |
   

• AhmetZappa: Gonna shower and bitch slap the morning in the face. Long day ahead of me and my coffee better have some attitude.

  04:27:40 pm on August 25, 2011 |
   

• AhmetZappa: @torymell gonna see you soon!

  12:32:48 am on August 25, 2011 |
   

• AhmetZappa: RT @MuldoonPatrick: @Ali_Sweeney @galengering @AhmetZappa .... wine locker friday approaches... beware

  11:06:56 pm on August 23, 2011 |
   

• AhmetZappa: This friday @Mortons with @MuldoonPatrick is gonna rock! I'm getting drunk just thinking about it.

  11:06:32 pm on August 23, 2011 |
   

• AhmetZappa: I saw the Spasmatiks play the other night. I loved it. I wanna hang out with those guys.

  01:32:36 am on August 23, 2011 |
   

• AhmetZappa: I'm in a bad raw food mood.

  11:06:54 pm on August 22, 2011 |
   

• AhmetZappa: Check out this project that is near and dear to my heart. "The Beautiful Game" http://t.co/qSVOixG.

  08:33:38 pm on August 22, 2011 |
   

• AhmetZappa: Check this video out -- Valley Girl contest (Real People circa 1982) http://t.co/9Yb8kyG via @youtube

  06:06:01 am on August 22, 2011 |
   

• AhmetZappa: @MuldoonPatrick @DaphneZuniga we all need to go out and talk smack.

  03:35:30 am on August 22, 2011 |
   

• AhmetZappa: @brendankoerner you going to carney's for that pulverization?

  12:54:18 am on August 21, 2011 |
   

• AhmetZappa: My father in law is literally in law. Best there is. http://t.co/Wgiz1jI

  11:09:39 pm on August 20, 2011 |
   

• AhmetZappa: @MuldoonPatrick next friday @Mortons you in?

  02:17:18 am on August 18, 2011 |
   

• AhmetZappa: My nose needs to turn the snot valve off...out of control.

  01:37:11 am on August 18, 2011 |
   

• AhmetZappa: I am about to sneeze my head off.dust attack.better than a dozen coyote bites.or is it?

  01:33:52 am on August 18, 2011 |
   

• AhmetZappa: I miss my Halo

  12:37:23 am on August 18, 2011 |
   

• AhmetZappa: @MuldoonPatrick dude I am still sorta drunk from last night. Wish you were there.

  12:22:17 am on August 18, 2011 |
   

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