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Ahmet Zappa (b. May 15, 1974 in Los Angeles, California) is an American musician, actor and novelist. Son of Frank Zappa and brother of Dweezil Zappa.

• AhmetZappa: RT @pheco @AhmetZappa that picture makes you look like you have unicorn semen in your mouth...thanks I guess

  06:00:35 am on November 3, 2009 |
   

• AhmetZappa: RT @quadscks @AhmetZappa does anybody beside me think this guy is a dick...I think I'm a dick

  05:59:45 am on November 3, 2009 |
   

• AhmetZappa: Does anyone else besides me ever wish that life was like a bowl of unicorn pudding?

  04:53:27 am on November 3, 2009 |
   

• AhmetZappa: @gregoryarlt you are so right... miss you

  04:43:43 am on November 3, 2009 |
   

• AhmetZappa: Please worship as I do @isky...Isky+Jesus+Twitter= TWESUS! His tweets are gospel...all hail TWESUS!!! W.W.I.D...what would isky do?

  11:05:01 pm on November 2, 2009 |
   

• AhmetZappa: Proof that @Isky is Twesus! RT @isky listen to me...i was just thinking of roger lodge from blind date...and he just now walked in the door.

  11:00:39 pm on November 2, 2009 |
   

• AhmetZappa: I just had a kick ass psychic reading from Hope at the Mystic Journey Bookstore in venice...1319 Abbot Kinney.

  03:06:26 am on November 1, 2009 |
   

• AhmetZappa: @Scaramanga_007 screw you hash brown. How can you live with that thing?

  08:33:22 am on October 29, 2009 |
   

• AhmetZappa: My Twitter Puppet Fight is on!! Start posting lame ass home made puppet videos at me or you all suck balls http://yfrog.us/7fo5hz

  08:07:39 am on October 29, 2009 |
   

• AhmetZappa: @Vidalia PUPPET FIGHT!!!

  08:01:02 am on October 29, 2009 |
   

• AhmetZappa: @Scaramanga_007 damn your fish. It won't stop staring into my bacon flavored soul.

  07:59:54 am on October 29, 2009 |
   

• AhmetZappa: @eric_martin that's how I remember it.

  07:48:09 am on October 29, 2009 |
   

• AhmetZappa: Oh now the snail talks. Call a molluscon a racist and then they won't shut up. Where was the love when I was lonely http://yfrog.us/7fbf9z

  07:40:30 am on October 29, 2009 |
   

• AhmetZappa: These are the asshole puppets who hate me and keep giving me the silent treatment. I fear the snail may be a racist http://yfrog.com/9gebuyj

  07:34:25 am on October 29, 2009 |
   

• AhmetZappa: @ChargerJenn that is sweet...i will follow you for a while

  07:25:18 am on October 29, 2009 |
   

• AhmetZappa: i'm still at work and all by myself...does anyone care i'm going crazy? or that the puppets i keep putting on my hand won't talk back to me?

  07:00:51 am on October 29, 2009 |
   

• AhmetZappa: Boxcar is awesome. Push notifications for Twitter and Facebook. Get it here: http://boxcar.io

  04:58:44 am on October 28, 2009 |
   

• AhmetZappa: I'm about to fully Michael Jackson it up.

  04:55:26 am on October 28, 2009 |
   

• AhmetZappa: I just had a seriously kick ass hour long massage for only 20 bucks.

  02:22:08 am on October 26, 2009 |
   

• AhmetZappa: Just ate at wabi sabi in venice and I'm stuffed. I secretly feel like they served me human being.

  05:50:30 am on October 25, 2009 |
   

• AhmetZappa: I love bunnies and how tiny they are. I just wish that they could speak english with a british accent.

  08:28:37 pm on October 23, 2009 |
   

• AhmetZappa: . @DToX you look good with a bone in your mouth

  02:25:15 am on October 21, 2009 |
   

• AhmetZappa: Just saw and old woman with an exploded gunshot wound to the back of her head beeboping around arts deli...I almost threw up in my mouth

  09:18:04 pm on October 18, 2009 |
   

• AhmetZappa: . @Isky and I are at arts deli in studio city right mother trucking now beeyotches!!!!

  09:07:27 pm on October 18, 2009 |
   

• AhmetZappa: Today is gonna rock. I'm gonna school some fools, stuff my face yumminess all day and then cap the night off with WHERE THE WILD THINGS ARE!

  04:54:35 pm on October 16, 2009 |
   

• AhmetZappa: my just dog backed it's germy tiny wet butt up into my face. i'm thinking about blowtorching the anus kissed areas off my skull before sleep

  08:10:02 am on October 16, 2009 |
   

• AhmetZappa: My friend @isky has knowledge that we all seek and must be followed. He knows who the robots are. He's pretty much the jesus of twitter.

  06:21:11 am on October 16, 2009 |
   

• AhmetZappa: Sunday was a jam packed fun filled movie day and boy oh boy did I get a lot of mega cute dog kisses. I'm sorry that monday is here again.

  09:25:47 am on October 12, 2009 |
   

• AhmetZappa: @IdgyOoh that pic rocks so hard

  06:03:54 pm on October 9, 2009 |
   

• AhmetZappa: I'm so angry at my Tivo and my Time Warner Cable cards for not working well together anymore. I wanna punch'em both in their digital dicks.

  08:06:30 am on October 9, 2009 |
   

• AhmetZappa: Hello twitter friends!! I want to download a kick ass twitter app for my blackberry. Which is best and It doesn't have to be free?

  04:24:45 am on October 9, 2009 |
   

• AhmetZappa: I wish I was born a werewolf. Vampires suck balls in comparison. Who else agrees? Werewovles or Vampires?

  03:21:03 am on October 6, 2009 |
   

• AhmetZappa: I'm still not my normal self. Mercury went direct today thank the cosmos but still I'm feeling slightly depressed. I need rice pudding.

  07:31:48 am on September 30, 2009 |
   

• AhmetZappa: @BobandRob I really like dick cook, I didn't have much interaction with him and I'm sad he's no longer with my most beloved mouse house.

  05:33:57 pm on September 25, 2009 |
   

• AhmetZappa: I have a headache and my nose hates my face today. It keeps trying to sneeze itself off my head and won't stop arguing with my eyes.

  05:21:50 pm on September 25, 2009 |
   

• AhmetZappa: I saw a screening today of "When in rome" at Disney and I super loved it. I even teared up. Perhaps I'm to much of a softy.

  03:43:20 am on September 24, 2009 |
   

• AhmetZappa: I had a super lame day today and I'd love to blame someone in the face. I will be adding another name to my douche bag list.

  05:38:56 am on September 22, 2009 |
   

• AhmetZappa: @diablocody I loved jennifers body. Xoxo

  03:37:36 am on September 22, 2009 |
   

• AhmetZappa: I'm sending extra amounts of support to my lady and her family tonight. My thoughts and prayers are with them during this hard time.

  09:06:25 am on September 21, 2009 |
   

• AhmetZappa: @egebhardt you rocked our worlds the other day with your genius "Twitter in 20" ass kicking. Everybody loved it and you. Xoxoxo

  09:01:05 am on September 21, 2009 |
   

• AhmetZappa: Peets coffee in studio city is about to happen. People who don't think peet's is better than starbucks and coffee bean are my enemy

  01:05:23 am on September 19, 2009 |
   

• AhmetZappa: @vegaszombie no the lama never lies. But it does curse a lot.

  06:29:30 pm on September 18, 2009 |
   

• AhmetZappa: @scearley thanks friendo I will raise a glass to you minus the everclear

  05:24:52 pm on September 18, 2009 |
   

• AhmetZappa: Nice day in LA today. Is it bad to have champagne (fun soda) before work? My imaginary lama doesn't think so. Help?

  05:18:31 pm on September 18, 2009 |
   

• AhmetZappa: @Keithder1 go to porch pies or porch pie dot com and find out about the yummy their. So good. Xoxox

  06:02:03 am on July 6, 2009 |
   

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