Ahmet Zappa on Twitter
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Ahmet Zappa (b. May 15, 1974 in Los Angeles, California) is an American musician, actor and novelist. Son of Frank Zappa and brother of Dweezil Zappa.
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AhmetZappa: I'm tired of feeling like a mermaid in a septic tank.
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AhmetZappa: @OdeyaRush1 I miss you!!!! Xoxo
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AhmetZappa: Drinking saldo with my hot wife!
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AhmetZappa: @Angie_Harmon thanks....big love to you and your fam!
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AhmetZappa: RT @brooksuniverse: Gnite tweeps...have a gr8 Tuesday or as we in the Mell household call it @AhmetZappa 's bday! #mogulshavebirthdaystoo
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AhmetZappa: Thanks for all my birthday/wedding anniversary well wishes...I'm not wearing pants right now.
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AhmetZappa: Falling asleep next to my beautiful wife and adorable daughter while the waves are crashing outside our room. Epic start to the epic day.
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AhmetZappa: My mother+crate-barrel-z gallery=yesterday.
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AhmetZappa: @megangriffey I want rombauer juice right now!
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AhmetZappa: @ShanaZappa happy mama day honey
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AhmetZappa: Oh and happy mother's day!!!!
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AhmetZappa: ordered nachos and noticed that there wasn't enough shredded kitten meat on them so I sent it back and got throat oysters instead.
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AhmetZappa: so so so sad about Maurice Sendak...his books meant/mean so much to me. xoxoxo
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AhmetZappa: I just polished off a peets coffee and realized that I need another stat!
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AhmetZappa: i want a chili cheese dog.
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AhmetZappa: RT @divazappa: Burst into tears when I opened the paper directly to my big brother's movie. So proud. Xxx @ahmetzappa http://t.co/Twm2hAnk
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AhmetZappa: i want to see the avengers right now and then i want to see it again with my pants off in hot tub of banana pudding.
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AhmetZappa: "@ClintTrucks: I am currently masturbating and I am terrible at it. #AZscavegerhunt2013" HA!!! Trucks you better win my hunt!
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AhmetZappa: @ClintTrucks ok...my waitress is missing a hand...I do so love my Waffle House breakfasts!
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AhmetZappa: @ClintTrucks I'm at a Waffle House! No sign of the racist.
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AhmetZappa: @PhoenixRises007 good meeting you too...see you next time when I'm on the island of awesome
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AhmetZappa: RT @FunnyEvil: You know how sometimes as you fall asleep your whole body jolts you awake? That's a ghost finishing sex with you.
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AhmetZappa: I'm on a plane...kids are kicking my seat behind me and the acne faced teenager next to me smells like a poopy diaper and bong water.
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AhmetZappa: @moonfrye I would want to be a mystical ninja with rainbow unicorn powers and soft serve ice cream fingers.
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AhmetZappa: #VeganWizards must be stopped or Silverlake will become a giant hipster monster. Mordor+Inteligencia CoffeeĆ·Zombie Kittens=Hipster Monster
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AhmetZappa: I'm on my way to Atlantis with 10 kilos of tofurky dogs laced with PCP in my bum to be used as a secret weapon against the #VeganWizards.
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AhmetZappa: @colehaddon is a genius and a stupid vegan....but i don't judge just worship.
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AhmetZappa: this person seriously scares the shit out of me.... http://t.co/w3zq9hCD via @youtube
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AhmetZappa: i need to stop trying to understand this.... http://t.co/IikXPHC5
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AhmetZappa: "@BLS09ROCK: @AhmetZappa http://t.co/jg1FVdaX" rad!
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AhmetZappa: Heavy Metal Malibu Breast Feeding! We almost got arrested by a sea monster. http://t.co/jQpdoLZX
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AhmetZappa: RT @ShanaZappa: Epic Sunday with Halo, @MuldoonPatrick and @AhmetZappa at the beach:)
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AhmetZappa: 2 days in Malibu with my fam and I start to think I'm a surfer dude. I'm like Madonna with her fake british accent only sun burned.
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AhmetZappa: I just slept 12 hours. I SO NEEDED IT. Now I want a cup of joe, a suitcase of blow, a thai hooker and a kitten dressed like a priest.
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AhmetZappa: Had an awesome rainy day today in Seattle. Woo Hoo.
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AhmetZappa: RT @JoshuaKONeill: @AhmetZappa Just a note to say I'm a big fan of your creative sensibilities. I think Monsterfoot is the thing to watc ...
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AhmetZappa: gonna crush today like a Jell-O Pudding Pop circa 1984
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AhmetZappa: Balls!
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AhmetZappa: EPIC! "@MuldoonPatrick: Concerts from my Living Room: http://t.co/uqNAC9B4 via @youtube Muldoon singing "Hey (cont) http://t.co/I2robO9E""
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AhmetZappa: EPIC! "@MuldoonPatrick: Concerts from my Living Room: http://t.co/uqNAC9B4 via @youtube Muldoon singing "Hey (cont) http://t.co/I2robO9E""
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AhmetZappa: RT @MuldoonPatrick: 4 those not up at 2am- Concerts from my Living Room: http://t.co/tGmNMm6F via @youtube Muldoon singing "Hey (cont) h ...
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AhmetZappa: My 16 month old daughter Halo is crazy into you @ladygaga . She full on rocks out everyday to your jams.
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AhmetZappa: The easter bunny is jealous of @MuldoonPatrick. http://t.co/1PhZckWg
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AhmetZappa: good friday ya'll!
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AhmetZappa: RT @TheOnlyZack: Couldn't help but think of @AhmetZappa when I saw this http://t.co/Y9y5RwRC



