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http://twitter.com/AhmetZappa

Ahmet Zappa (b. May 15, 1974 in Los Angeles, California) is an American musician, actor and novelist. Son of Frank Zappa and brother of Dweezil Zappa.

• AhmetZappa: I'm tired of feeling like a mermaid in a septic tank.

  08:28:55 am on May 17, 2012 |
   

• AhmetZappa: @OdeyaRush1 I miss you!!!! Xoxo

  07:32:48 am on May 16, 2012 |
   

• AhmetZappa: Drinking saldo with my hot wife!

  02:49:09 am on May 16, 2012 |
   

• AhmetZappa: @Angie_Harmon thanks....big love to you and your fam!

  12:29:30 am on May 16, 2012 |
   

• AhmetZappa: RT @brooksuniverse: Gnite tweeps...have a gr8 Tuesday or as we in the Mell household call it @AhmetZappa 's bday! #mogulshavebirthdaystoo

  04:23:33 pm on May 15, 2012 |
   

• AhmetZappa: Thanks for all my birthday/wedding anniversary well wishes...I'm not wearing pants right now.

  04:22:39 pm on May 15, 2012 |
   

• AhmetZappa: Falling asleep next to my beautiful wife and adorable daughter while the waves are crashing outside our room. Epic start to the epic day.

  08:03:25 am on May 15, 2012 |
   

• AhmetZappa: My mother+crate-barrel-z gallery=yesterday.

  05:02:36 pm on May 14, 2012 |
   

• AhmetZappa: @megangriffey I want rombauer juice right now!

  04:58:14 pm on May 14, 2012 |
   

• AhmetZappa: @ShanaZappa happy mama day honey

  08:09:01 am on May 13, 2012 |
   

• AhmetZappa: Oh and happy mother's day!!!!

  08:08:54 am on May 13, 2012 |
   

• AhmetZappa: ordered nachos and noticed that there wasn't enough shredded kitten meat on them so I sent it back and got throat oysters instead.

  08:07:20 am on May 13, 2012 |
   

• AhmetZappa: so so so sad about Maurice Sendak...his books meant/mean so much to me. xoxoxo

  10:07:03 pm on May 8, 2012 |
   

• AhmetZappa: I just polished off a peets coffee and realized that I need another stat!

  07:40:30 pm on May 7, 2012 |
   

• AhmetZappa: i want a chili cheese dog.

  07:48:05 pm on May 4, 2012 |
   

• AhmetZappa: RT @divazappa: Burst into tears when I opened the paper directly to my big brother's movie. So proud. Xxx @ahmetzappa http://t.co/Twm2hAnk

  03:26:10 am on May 4, 2012 |
   

• AhmetZappa: i want to see the avengers right now and then i want to see it again with my pants off in hot tub of banana pudding.

  03:22:04 am on May 4, 2012 |
   

• AhmetZappa: "@ClintTrucks: I am currently masturbating and I am terrible at it. #AZscavegerhunt2013" HA!!! Trucks you better win my hunt!

  09:32:33 pm on April 28, 2012 |
   

• AhmetZappa: @ClintTrucks ok...my waitress is missing a hand...I do so love my Waffle House breakfasts!

  02:50:28 pm on April 27, 2012 |
   

• AhmetZappa: @ClintTrucks I'm at a Waffle House! No sign of the racist.

  02:47:34 pm on April 27, 2012 |
   

• AhmetZappa: @PhoenixRises007 good meeting you too...see you next time when I'm on the island of awesome

  01:03:45 pm on April 27, 2012 |
   

• AhmetZappa: RT @FunnyEvil: You know how sometimes as you fall asleep your whole body jolts you awake? That's a ghost finishing sex with you.

  07:27:26 pm on April 24, 2012 |
   

• AhmetZappa: I'm on a plane...kids are kicking my seat behind me and the acne faced teenager next to me smells like a poopy diaper and bong water.

  07:26:44 pm on April 24, 2012 |
   

• AhmetZappa: @moonfrye I would want to be a mystical ninja with rainbow unicorn powers and soft serve ice cream fingers.

  12:07:55 pm on April 24, 2012 |
   

• AhmetZappa: #VeganWizards must be stopped or Silverlake will become a giant hipster monster. Mordor+Inteligencia Coffee÷Zombie Kittens=Hipster Monster

  11:59:09 am on April 24, 2012 |
   

• AhmetZappa: I'm on my way to Atlantis with 10 kilos of tofurky dogs laced with PCP in my bum to be used as a secret weapon against the #VeganWizards.

  11:49:15 am on April 24, 2012 |
   

• AhmetZappa: @colehaddon is a genius and a stupid vegan....but i don't judge just worship.

  11:55:00 pm on April 23, 2012 |
   

• AhmetZappa: this person seriously scares the shit out of me.... http://t.co/w3zq9hCD via @youtube

  07:18:03 am on April 23, 2012 |
   

• AhmetZappa: i need to stop trying to understand this.... http://t.co/IikXPHC5

  07:14:07 am on April 23, 2012 |
   

• AhmetZappa: "@BLS09ROCK: @AhmetZappa http://t.co/jg1FVdaX" rad!

  05:09:40 am on April 23, 2012 |
   

• AhmetZappa: Heavy Metal Malibu Breast Feeding! We almost got arrested by a sea monster. http://t.co/jQpdoLZX

  04:20:07 am on April 23, 2012 |
   

• AhmetZappa: RT @ShanaZappa: Epic Sunday with Halo, @MuldoonPatrick and @AhmetZappa at the beach:)

  04:13:43 am on April 23, 2012 |
   

• AhmetZappa: 2 days in Malibu with my fam and I start to think I'm a surfer dude. I'm like Madonna with her fake british accent only sun burned.

  04:13:33 am on April 23, 2012 |
   

• AhmetZappa: I just slept 12 hours. I SO NEEDED IT. Now I want a cup of joe, a suitcase of blow, a thai hooker and a kitten dressed like a priest.

  07:21:19 pm on April 21, 2012 |
   

• AhmetZappa: Had an awesome rainy day today in Seattle. Woo Hoo.

  02:24:49 am on April 20, 2012 |
   

• AhmetZappa: RT @JoshuaKONeill: @AhmetZappa Just a note to say I'm a big fan of your creative sensibilities. I think Monsterfoot is the thing to watc ...

  02:13:42 am on April 17, 2012 |
   

• AhmetZappa: gonna crush today like a Jell-O Pudding Pop circa 1984

  04:34:01 pm on April 15, 2012 |
   

• AhmetZappa: Balls!

  04:49:48 am on April 12, 2012 |
   

• AhmetZappa: EPIC! "@MuldoonPatrick: Concerts from my Living Room: http://t.co/uqNAC9B4 via @youtube Muldoon singing "Hey (cont) http://t.co/I2robO9E""

  07:04:44 pm on April 10, 2012 |
   

• AhmetZappa: EPIC! "@MuldoonPatrick: Concerts from my Living Room: http://t.co/uqNAC9B4 via @youtube Muldoon singing "Hey (cont) http://t.co/I2robO9E""

  07:03:58 pm on April 10, 2012 |
   

• AhmetZappa: RT @MuldoonPatrick: 4 those not up at 2am- Concerts from my Living Room: http://t.co/tGmNMm6F via @youtube Muldoon singing "Hey (cont) h ...

  05:59:47 pm on April 10, 2012 |
   

• AhmetZappa: My 16 month old daughter Halo is crazy into you @ladygaga . She full on rocks out everyday to your jams.

  04:54:45 pm on April 10, 2012 |
   

• AhmetZappa: The easter bunny is jealous of @MuldoonPatrick. http://t.co/1PhZckWg

  05:50:32 am on April 9, 2012 |
   

• AhmetZappa: good friday ya'll!

  06:06:35 pm on April 6, 2012 |
   

• AhmetZappa: RT @TheOnlyZack: Couldn't help but think of @AhmetZappa when I saw this http://t.co/Y9y5RwRC

  08:26:57 am on April 6, 2012 |
   

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