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Ahmet Zappa (b. May 15, 1974 in Los Angeles, California) is an American musician, actor and novelist. Son of Frank Zappa and brother of Dweezil Zappa.

• AhmetZappa: had an epic word war with a very angry person at groundworks today. i called him a douche bag...good times with @ClintTrucks.

  09:51:26 pm on February 3, 2012 |
   

• AhmetZappa: Medicine: Scientists Transform Deadly Plant Into Cancer Killing Smart Bomb - @Gizmodo http://t.co/aRHS8vQv

  12:03:45 am on February 3, 2012 |
   

• AhmetZappa: My daughter is so tired but is refusing her nap time. Sleepy playing.

  08:17:08 pm on January 29, 2012 |
   

• AhmetZappa: if your cross me i will deck your balls in the dick.

  09:21:59 am on January 29, 2012 |
   

• AhmetZappa: so happy that my brother @MuldoonPatrick is back in LA. thank you Nashville for treating him right.

  08:27:32 am on January 28, 2012 |
   

• AhmetZappa: Viking Balls http://t.co/iDeADVqM

  09:36:50 pm on January 26, 2012 |
   

• AhmetZappa: Hey @DENISE_RICHARDS...do you ever have one of those days when your like "you've got to be kidding me!?"

  07:10:18 pm on January 25, 2012 |
   

• AhmetZappa: Ok...just used my wife's "lady speed stick" no joke I'm hooked. I smell awesome.

  11:31:24 pm on January 24, 2012 |
   

• AhmetZappa: @MartynBullard @ShanaZappa let's do dinner soon. Xoxo

  08:14:24 pm on January 24, 2012 |
   

• AhmetZappa: Where is the best place in seattle to get coffee? I'm a whore for awesome beans.

  09:40:23 pm on January 23, 2012 |
   

• AhmetZappa: Balls!!! Big fat hairy monkey balls.

  09:37:31 pm on January 23, 2012 |
   

• AhmetZappa: About to get on a plane to Seattle. Thank god for cashmere.

  08:46:20 pm on January 23, 2012 |
   

• AhmetZappa: hey @ShanaZappa you are so cute right now. i can hear you singing Halo to sleep in the other room and it is just precious. xoxoxo

  06:50:10 am on January 23, 2012 |
   

• AhmetZappa: Ok australia I concede you invented #Vaginamite. My search for new words shall continue.

  08:12:24 pm on January 21, 2012 |
   

• AhmetZappa: I should win a Nobel prize for creating #Vaginamite.

  09:55:39 am on January 21, 2012 |
   

• AhmetZappa: RT @JennyPentland: @AhmetZappa That's #vagenius.

  09:46:25 am on January 21, 2012 |
   

• AhmetZappa: Vagina + Dynamite = Vaginamite. You are welcome.

  09:41:19 am on January 21, 2012 |
   

• AhmetZappa: I want the world to know that I invented the word #vaginamite. It is a perfect new word. It can be used it many ways. Try it out.

  09:36:16 am on January 21, 2012 |
   

• AhmetZappa: The word taco is so awesome when you think about it. It's like a robot acronym. T.A.C.O. Technologically Advanced Constructed Organism

  09:24:37 am on January 21, 2012 |
   

• AhmetZappa: I like karate chops, summer camp movies, drag queen bingo, henry's tacos and manimal...there i said it....you can unfollow me now

  09:16:09 am on January 21, 2012 |
   

• AhmetZappa: freshly grilled grizzly bear tacos salad meat just arrived via fed ex to my house. #MidnightMeatMail

  09:04:08 am on January 21, 2012 |
   

• AhmetZappa: imaginary sushi is about to happen for lunch....unicorn hand rolls for everybody

  10:02:51 pm on January 19, 2012 |
   

• AhmetZappa: My good friend just launched her new site WWW.DESANKADESIGN.COM she is super rad.

  08:46:48 pm on January 19, 2012 |
   

• AhmetZappa: hey @Godfreca why are peeps saying that your yurt building skills are a joke and that you're an outbreak monkey.

  03:56:43 am on January 19, 2012 |
   

• AhmetZappa: RT @Godfreca: I had a great day at work too, @AhmetZappa - until someone told me I'm going to die/start a pandemic with my water bottle.

  03:52:15 am on January 19, 2012 |
   

• AhmetZappa: RT @franklinleonard: Yes, I work in the film industry and I'm against SOPA, not because I'm pro-piracy but because I'm anti ham-fisted l ...

  02:46:03 am on January 19, 2012 |
   

• AhmetZappa: great day at work. someone called me grimace because i have a purple sweater on. must be the whole fat and purple thing i'm rocking.

  02:34:39 am on January 19, 2012 |
   

• AhmetZappa: Hey @AhmetZappa why are you so awesome? I wonder if it is because you tweet yourself like a douche bag?

  10:50:30 pm on January 16, 2012 |
   

• AhmetZappa: RT @MuldoonPatrick: "@Epic_Women: The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain. - Dolly Parton" @AhmetZappa ...

  10:47:52 pm on January 16, 2012 |
   

• AhmetZappa: MLK was/is kick ass.

  06:47:35 pm on January 16, 2012 |
   

• AhmetZappa: RT @steveagee: I don't care if Spielberg produced it, SMASH still looks like Cop Rock.

  05:21:44 am on January 16, 2012 |
   

• AhmetZappa: my daughter won a golden globe tonight for being the cutest 1 year old. she forgot to thank me during her acceptance speech.

  05:20:30 am on January 16, 2012 |
   

• AhmetZappa: Halo took her first step today! it made her and her mama and dada so proud. she is my hero.

  04:54:30 am on January 16, 2012 |
   

• AhmetZappa: "@MuldoonPatrick: "@AhmetZappa: What is better than family?" Chocolate" what about a family made of chocolate?

  04:01:10 am on January 15, 2012 |
   

• AhmetZappa: What is better than family?

  03:52:52 am on January 15, 2012 |
   

• AhmetZappa: dear @torymell thank you from the bottom of my heart for sharing this video with me. Pizza Boomerang: http://t.co/vQiFl8fV via @youtube

  12:38:17 am on January 14, 2012 |
   

• AhmetZappa: DRACULA IS COMING TO TV!! just found out my good pal @colehaddon is even more awesome than i thought. congrats you blood drinking vegan!

  04:45:29 am on January 13, 2012 |
   

• AhmetZappa: 2 more things about me: My armpits sweat unpopular flavored carbonated soft drinks and I once killed a jerk with a serrated trout saber.

  09:06:41 am on January 12, 2012 |
   

• AhmetZappa: 2 things most people don't know about me....i'm from the future and robots have small penises

  10:42:55 pm on January 11, 2012 |
   

• AhmetZappa: RT @Jason23Nash: Ladies, just so you know, I fuck with a t-shirt on. A Sarah McLachlan t-shirt.

  08:31:51 am on January 11, 2012 |
   

• AhmetZappa: @minutt yeah I know...VH's new song super blows and I'm being kind about it I think.

  08:27:54 am on January 11, 2012 |
   

• AhmetZappa: I am mad at you

  10:25:58 pm on October 23, 2011 |
   

• AhmetZappa: I'm pretty sure people in LA trade in their food stamps and unemployment for botox and fillers. God bless America.

  04:59:20 am on October 20, 2011 |
   

• AhmetZappa: Me as @DrUnicorn nuff said http://t.co/UAEFh29I

  05:43:40 pm on October 16, 2011 |
   

• AhmetZappa: iPhone 4s....i love you

  12:58:24 am on October 16, 2011 |
   

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